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Dec 25, 2016 12:11 PM
melanflavored
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fruitfreakingloops
none of you are funny and the world is dying
Idkmanmaybe
ValhallaArise
A little messy hair, blue eyes, and a touch of freckles? Take me.
HappyTheClown
My brother had a cat just like that. It tried to kill me on several occasions. Merry Christmas OP!
batman000
this is my favorite one. merry christmas!!!
strangledbyaturtleneck
Guuuuuurl that eyeliner is on point!
moothaphuckingparmeggiano
CChowder
These fucking comments man...
gebraheel
These comments are man wishing to be fucking.
Swiftlord
Every guy here trying to get OP's attention: https://media.giphy.com/media/hYk5bD26SKtKU/giphy.gif
herecomesthefun1
sunionbroman
Merry Christmas!!!!
whoopsywoo
iAdoreAnimals
Love the selfish and the cat! It looks like one of my fluffy. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! :D
iAdoreAnimals
Selfie*** AUTO CORRECT, lul
woainidepigu
10/10, would disappoint.
Brandonmi1
Jesus Christ these comments..
AsABritish
MentionADownvoteGetADownvote
Getting a vague Nancy from Stranger Things vibe from you.
Butane9000
You can't just post your pussy and think we'll up vote.
sabotender
Man you guys are desperate. Get out of the house more.
iFuckDeadGirls
Merry Christmas. Http://i.imgur.com/G8sCUWe.gif
ThatAsianDudeWithASmallAfro
Is your dad a thief ? Because he stole the stars in the sky and put it in your eyes @op talking about the cat
RockMeMamaLikeAWagonWheel
Merry Christmas! Hope you close out the year with those you love!
Einsteiger
Eduardoram220
Merry Christmas fellow Imgurian
Yoheinn
Love all the whiteknights in the comments
etherbunny41
*takes cigarette out of mouth, knocks ashes off in ashtray* ... been a loooong time since I heard that name.
sticky42o
You love all the basement dwelling virgins*
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Brael
Why haven't you posted one yet then. Camera broke?
NomadGray
And mirror. One look man. Just one and they both broke. For alas, I'm the ugliest
whoopsywoo
I would drag my dick through a feild of broken glass just to get selfies off imigur.
Znayx
Incidentally, that's what it feels like to drag one's self through these Christmas selfies.
madmongoose18
I'd lick her ghost white pussy, if you catch my drift
TheRealMikeyRamone
allofthesefregginusernamesaretaken
Elaborate
IOnlyUseHashtagsSarcastically
I don't understand, the cat in the cat tax is black though...
afetai1011
Perfect amount of messy hair. +1
CosmicTeapot
Oh you have NO idea what messy hair is.
afetai1011
I meant the perfect amount of messiness factor. But I'm bald so I probably don't know what I'm talking about
volumeOne
10
sciencebasedlifeform
(Point whore. Nice pic tho)
jd0272
Good call. Concur.
bluethefirebreathingdragon
You're the best type of person, keep doing you @iRateChristmasSelfies
TopHattedTeaMan
What about mine?
Midnightnews
In one fucking day, fap master
ReginaldSt
11
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
CristhianIR
20/10
leeloomultivitamin
0
Iwillratethis
I'm gonna need to build a wall if you people keep stealing my job
ashmenon
Too late, someone already stole the wall-building job.
TheMentelgen
Rating your level of thirst?
crabduff
9
HonestlyJustASheep
8
Lootu
7
Ortchi
6
Scheidenspalter
5
pdnn
The plot thickens: OP's teeth are fucked up
DonQuixotic
I think maybe she just has braces, that's all
DepartmentofAlternateFacts
You know who has braces? People with fucked up teeth
Jetpackdoge
Even if she had braces... she'd be hot.
shanikwa
U look at her and u just can't help but wonder how luck isn't real. Why is she so much more prettier than I am?
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
Because she smiles. With a natural smile, you (exactly you, @shanikwa) are the prettiest girl in the world. Merry Christmas!
soapydux
Cmon we're all prettier than you.
bIueart
I know! All that sleek, black fur, big amber eyes! Gorgeous!
19931117
Pics or you arent ugly
ThatJerkYouKnow
I like it
Sandman801
Pretty until proven ugly!
NitroAfterDark
That's the law of the land... I agree.
thundercactus
I was an ugly duckling. Now I'm an ugly swan. #StillaSwanBitches There's 7 billion of us, someone's always going to be prettier. Just be...
thundercactus
the best darn you you can be =)
HEXADECIMAL
And I'm betting she's above average smart too.
plsslideintomydms
And is nice to talk to
mrMace
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/171/620/690.jpg
mrgrynch
I mean she does have a cat so she must be pretty cool
plsslideintomydms
I bet she's just a great person overall
sunionbroman
Genetics and effort. Not so much luck but her ancestors were pickier.
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
This
ThatJerkYouKnow
I'm not sure you know what the word luck means. How else would you describe favorable circumstances before you were born?
ThatJerkYouKnow
They could have just as easily been unfavorable circumstances, and there's nothing you can do to change them. "Luck." Accurate term.
sunionbroman
No. Luck implies there was an evenly random chance of being born ugly. That is false. That's like saying you could have been born a chicken.
ThatJerkYouKnow
One could have been born to any parents with any looks and in any country, with any amount of money/disease. But one was born here. "Luck."