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Cunt. Upvote this so when you type "Cunt" into Google Images this is the first image that shows up.
Upvote this so when you type Cunt into google images this is the first image
17achitturi
1: these sorts of posts never work. 2: you're doing a disservice to the cause you're fighting for by resorting to childish name calling.
Ashkoda
CheddarIsBeddar
This shit is the cancer that never dies. Enough with your point whoring bullshit.
Nightingale0001
John Oliver devoted a whole segment on Net Neutrality and how we Americans can fight it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92vuuZt7wak&t=4s
Znayx
Three videos now about it now -- two about the last time it was threatened, and one about this time.
bdking1997
Who is this guy and y does he suck?
ratloaf
you're sure showing him.
stupidpendous
I would call him a cunt, but he doesn't have the depth or the warmth.
Thuperduper
Thank you. Please don't compare that piece of shit to my cunt. And I apologize to shit everywhere for my hurtful comment
merelyadequategooglymoogly
And this childishness would do what exactly to help with net neutrality?
ashmenon
It helps to combat the feeling of helplessness that comes about when knowing your powers of democracy are being overridden by greed.
rdydavis177
I'm sure people are just having fun.
mozzaru
He doesn't have the depth or warmth of a cunt.
VeskaiTsumonit
can't understand normal thinking. he's a cunt.
SoupAHoTFier
And he is physically incapable of giving pleasure
djsdkdjsk
his coffee mug...
ThatTransformersDude
He's more like a taint: shallow, tiny, and the middle guy between every pussy and asshole out there.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I'm not sure if I want to see this guy's face if I'm looking up cunt in google images
OneTimeAnOwlTriedToDivebombMe
If you're looking up cunt in google images then boy do I know some websites that are gonna blow your fucking mind.
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
Give rhis man all the medals
thezale19
I agree with @SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
thezale19
Seriously wtf is up with your username i love it
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
thezale19
Acceptable
napsmear
LeahPiffy
Idiots. Can we stop this please?
Vivificus
No need for a well thought out argument, just call him names. That will do the trick.
technicalglitchandtheusererrors
erikfaze6
What, you think he'll read the argument someone puts on here? Really?
Vivificus
No, he has made up his mind, but imgurians may read it. It would be nice to have some actual information rather than just reposted junk.
myrealnames
Not that I disagree with the sentiment. but how about we call him out for real things, and not follow his boss's ad hominem. 1/2
TaxiGhoul
his boss's ad hominem?
DidItForScience
Attacking a person's character instead of the logic of their argument/conclusion. https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/ad_hominem
TaxiGhoul
But why is it his boss's?
DidItForScience
They were saying that doing this is sinking to the level of President Trump who regularly personally attacks people with insults.
Themightystef
Tinebra
This always work to whore tons of fake internet points tho
BruceItch
Why are there always people asking for upvotes believing it will influence google image results...?
NeoleeSalazar
how bout you go vote in your local elections instead trolling the FP
tarabiSmuggler
This is more fun
Inappropesmagotes
You're assuming they didn't though. You can't vote on one stance a person takes.
ThatAssholeOverThere
They could've and I don't think there's a lot of elections going on in the US right now
Alchemicrb
I downvoted cause these don't fucking work you twat.
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
ActionJackson85
Upvote for username.
klj126
Who went full retard
HodorTactical
Ajit Pai did.
klj126
Dangerous to assume he doesn't know what he is doing. The only thing Congress can never be trusted with is the economy
Arcfluke
SierraSykes2
Except we've done it before. Probably not correlated to the upvotes directly, but the method achieves results.
MOTHERFUCKINGALLAH
correlates directly to page traffic.
Raidenn
DiggerPlease
It's the top result now.
Arcfluke
Son of a-
opsucks
Top search now
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
That's not cunt
FrozenTiz
That was one of the other ones that imgur upvoted to FP. He's proving it works.
DiggerPlease
Yesterday they were asking people to do it as greed and bully on here.
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
"Upvote this so-"
IconicNebula
People have been milking the shit out of this for points
yourmamajumpsforjoy
ReMemeberMe
AriBerri55
What was the original context of this gif??
purplehern
Cunt
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
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skeltal
Now YOU, good sir, get my upvote.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
NielsSUR
I honestly laughed when I saw this
ExtraDownvote
GifIsPronouncedJif
More upvotes = More site traffic = Higher in google searches![]()
DAMSK1PPY
myfatcathaslotsofhats
Google personalizes your search results. Someone who doesn't use imgur won't see that image
Edmeist
This picture gave me aids of the ass and face
fingerthattangydonut
Holy crap it really works.
prkrkllr
Usually It works for about a day lol then it's gone
OfficialJoeBiden
Nah, that's because of Reddit 99% of the time. The whole "Comcast Nazi" thing started in r/circlejerk
luxter7
I'll see...
wason
Yes but it's still blatant karma whoring.
OfficialJoeBiden
Then don't upvote?
KroggandMohawk
Then +1/-2 their asses if it means that much to you.
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
This man can end all wars
KroggandMohawk
Balance above all else!
ibanezstar83
I'm sorry, I don't agree with this man or anything he's trying to accomplish. But can someone explain why doing this is ok? Seems (1)
ilovecosmetics
Because it's Imgur and that's how we joke and have fun. This is not serious. This is just fun play.
ibanezstar83
(2) counter productive to actually making a difference when it comes to protecting net neutrality? Why piss this man off? Seems a bit...
ibanezstar83
(3)...risky to say/post something like this. I feel like part of our problems in society is becoming accepting of things like this and...
ibanezstar83
(4)...people doing nothing to contribute. Please write your representatives and senators. Protect our rights. Stop ignorance and hate.
FullOnFrittata
I've been saying the same thing keep seeing these get to the front page and am disappointed.
shakinmyhead
Who is he? What did he do?
CannibalFox
Do .. do you not internet???
BananaAddedForScale
Not every human is American, or even interested in what happens there. In this case we are, so giving a name would be most helpful
CannibalFox
It's been all over every single website, including this one. Just saying.
bogey2230
He is the FCC Chairman appointed by the President who use to work for Verizon. He wants to charge you for data you look at on the internet
ProfWhiskersEsq
Ajit Pai. He is the leading force on cutting back rights in regaurds to net neutrality.
cjmax630
He's against a specific American regulation passed in 2015. Some people call this Net Neutrality, but note that they are not the same thing
PunchViolenceInTheFace
True, not sure why you got dv'd
afxed
He even has a cunt face
Ribrianne
He has a very punchable face.
iownanamericanshorthair
fartinacolander
Cunty Mc.Cuntface
jay927
Net neutrality is important, but let's talk about your username....
StandAgainstTyranny
Yes, let's. . . ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
Gwurver
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
This guy gets it
FilipeNogueira
melshot
Shining example
karan08
Shhh... let him enjoiiii
QueenCousland
It's not the guarantee of quality that AbortedFetusNecrophiliac is, but give the guy a chance. The best usernames are all taken anyway.
HannibalHoseth
There's nothing to talk about there
Traja01
Well how else are you supposed to do it
PropainAndPropainAccesories
I see nothing wrong with it.
SpitefulRed
This is going to be fun...
ThisNameLacksPunctuation
it's America's favorite pastime. Next question.
Justhenk
Seems like he's living the dream
AwesomelyHumble
Hey, it saved a guy from suicide. He went down to Mexico, blew his money on hookers and cocaine for a week. Changed his mind about suicide.
Anfalicious
I'm pro.
cloudsforbrains
Username checks out
GTimgur
No, let's keep talking about net neutrality.
embo3333
Huehuehue that's funny.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Yeah, what a dweeb.
twoticketsforthatthingyoulike
We won't have the freedom to have usernames like OP without net neutrality.
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Get it like Belfort
baloosingh
His username won't be changing but net neutrality will!! Back on topic! ????
ScrotallyBallsome
Nothing like ripe e. coli in the morning
clid3r
Can confirm you don't get E. coli or pink eye.
ScrotallyBallsome
Good lord I'm not gonna list the 6.4 billion types of bacteria that come out of the anal sphincter
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
Sends a tingle down your spine
thegreatdescender
Hers too, no doubt
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
Damn right
ambrosiuscomehereatonce
Possibly Hep A but that won't be either of your first issues.
IamJaxusername
C diff.
ScrotallyBallsome
Found THAT guy
letmenumberthatforyou
+1 just for your username
Proudfoots
Mmmmmm mm, that twat mucus I had for breakfast was @ScrotallyBallsome . Yeah, I mean it checks out.
ScrotallyBallsome
Respect
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Our usernames are totally normal
causeimgettingfuckedwhileeatingoutmyownpussyobviously
perfectly reasonable i'd say.
Dudel3
Your name is a piece of work
artisviolent
That is one flexible username
Moistrectum
That's an inappropriate username.
PutItInNeutral
That's racist.
smellingfartsmakesyoulivelonger
You are just jealous because cocain gets ruined in moist rectum!!
Bwyzzo
Not for the person with the moist rectum
Moistrectum
Cocaine gets me more high when I put in in my pucker button.
ICantThinkOfAU
See this is the part most people don't get. In Wolf Of Wall Street, he's blowing the coke in her ass, not 'norting it
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Seems pretty self explanatory to me
themilkmancometh
Licked whipped cream out of two strippers ass in Budapest good times
Fheuef
I think you're misinterpreting it.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Moi? Never
diregamer
certainly better than @abortedfetusnecrophiliac
Pollyprissypants6969
How about: snortingcocainefromanabortedfetus'sass
ThatsWhatSheSed
Can we still talk about it, though?
MuFugginFudge
Sure. I'm in.
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
Speak
deadcell
Well, how is it contained before it's released through her... cavity? I mean -- if there were enough in there to not be absorbed by the...
deadcell
lower colon, it should have killed her. By reference alone, OP should be receiving inhalable dust via someone else taking a flying leap
BARRIIICADEtv
FROM and OFF OF are twooooo different things bro.
serialkillazjungle
The difference is, about £50 if I remember correctly.
attofreak
"Instructions Unclear" will only make this fun (° ͜ʖ°)
johnnydarkko
He misinterpreted it.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Nonsense
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
I know what im about son
ilikebigbuttsandcannotlie123
He/she bends over, pass a little gas, white powder comes out and you inhale it. Anymore questions ?
TinySnek
"Where's his inhaler?!?! He's dying over here!"
Ragnole
Does this shit ever actually work or is this just point whoring?
PunchViolenceInTheFace
This is imgur what do you think?
Znayx
It does work. However, the points indirectly influences it by increasing visibility. Google doesn't actually consider the upvotes.
Znayx
We've successfully done it a couple times before.
17achitturi
the latter.
OutLaw2583
THIS IS NOT HOW GOOGLE WORKS, but he is a cunt, so you get a +1 anyways.
Niveded
I've seen it work before on in a different post months ago.
screwyuniversity
How does google work and how do I erase myself from searches, then?
randomimgurlurker
That's a fairly simple task, actually.
beObjective
.
Stenledsen
TokyosNotFarEnough
Actually a group I know made a guy come up 1st in a Google search in 2011. Still does if you type his name in with the company. 1/2
TokyosNotFarEnough
He's fucked if a new company googles him and reads what was written. 2/2
Pseudomenos
Yeah, because it's still another quality post from snorting cocaine from a prostitute's ass
kaarbaak1337
Yeah...this doesn't work. Have you looked? Not in the top 500 images. Nice try Internet White Knights.
hairtriggercunt
I'd rather my username be number one on Google. Just sayin.
TamereEsti
It is how it works.... Google "greed and bully". It works.
MarisaTomei
Search richest man in Manchester. It works.
IvnWng
Plot Twist : OP knows exactly how Google works, he's just a karma whore.
qarlific
I think it works by people actually searching and clicking the pic to raise it's relevance. Not because google gives a shit about imgur
randomimgurlurker
User signals are a large part of the algorithm.
SmellyPotatoMan
Try "Cunt Pai" good Google search and just sounds fun to say.
Jerrinq
+1 on this
AbsolutelyZeroFucksGiven
It's not the whole way it works but this is part of their image algorithm and it does work. Images not the same as regular SERP.
duisdaniel
just... to be fair... that's... how it works
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
The best kind of +1
LaLiam
It does actually. Search "greed and bully" into google images, same guy.
BlastFX
Yeah, because "greed and bully" is such a common phrase and surely had tons of relevant hits before that.
interqued
What about 'sexual predator', dickhead?
BlastFX
I'm a dickhead for pointing out a bad example? Is it because you “worked” on it? How sensitive are you people?
interqued
"Reeeeeeeee."
ReMemeberMe
How DOES Google work?
MurtBaclinBFI
Midgets in data centers look up stuff in encyclopedia
ReMemeberMe
Thanks for clearing that up.
DiscountedOreo
cunts
suuperhans
Surely this is just fact by now yet I see 12 downvotes. I'm starting to Imgur has trump bots. Jesus.
DonnieVito
Because anyone who doesn't think the president is a cunt is obviously a bot...you really are stupid aren't ya.
diehardlance
And you clearly better not give your opinion if you go against the hive mind.
packardcaribien
I don't know what happened in two minutes but this has 10 upvotes. Imgur is overwhelmingly anti-trump.
suuperhans
It's in the positive numbers but I'm still surprised that anyone disagrees. There are now 14 dvs.
erik4556
Because imgur isn't exclusively anti-trump. Just a louder anti-trump crowd.
GifIsPronouncedJif
More upvotes = More site traffic = Higher in google searches![]()
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GifIsPronouncedJif
It got there because people upvoted it.
ThatBinaryGuy
I mean, thats not really the full picture... the biggest aspect in this is other sites linking to that post, which is helped by upvotes.
BonkyMcSignFace
You must be talking about... PAGE RANK. Which is how google actually works.
gbabylaflair
Whoever had the idea to do that must be a genius, and hes probably super cool too
Tezich
Was it you?
IllegalDuckling
It is, though. We managed to get a pic of trump and his daughter to become first result for "Sexual Predator".
DontLookAtMyFav
Would it not come up because it isn't tagged under "Cunt"?
IrishSkillet
Tag that shit.
EnglishPolice
http://imgur.com/XPrCZdL
ThoughtfulTortuga
http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/19-sexual-predator-humor.jpg Is the first for me. Trump and his daughter are 2nd.
DahPrincess
That's still got Imgur written all over it.
ThoughtfulTortuga
Having said that - still a damned fine show.
soapydux
Erm. For the non Americans this is ?
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unitedstateoftexas
An issue where Internet Service Providers will determine popularity instead of customer competition *then everybody* has problems.
unitedstateoftexas
Peek a couple months into the future; Comcast Search and the Verizon App store have replaced the usual because $$$ trumps ACTUAL competition
serpentgawd
the man is a cunt, lowest kind. But what you see is point whoring, upvotes whoring, pick your own....
SaguaroSun
American. Had no clue who this guy was.
ReganMoHegan
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/12/ajit-pai-fcc-net-neutrality-open-internet
ChickenSoupVendingMachineRepairMan
I thought someone had done some photoshop with Ed Miliband and Obama. Oops.
confirmsthings
The man who'll ruin the internet for the rest of the world. It's an American thing, I think.
LoonyDarck
I'm from germany, never saw that man before :D
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Barbario
It translates as slapface
ThatAssholeOverThere
Other guy said this wont have an impact on you but it will if you use any US based websites
Gover57
don't worry about it - it won't affect you. It only affects those in the USA under US internet service providers..
Santastache
Total Biscuit did a really good explanation to it so here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K88BU3kjZ-c
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
He's one bitchin' chap
Traja01
I like how unequivocal he is about an unequivocal issue. A lot of people try to appear fair by presenting "both sides," when they're not...
Traja01
equally valid. This is objective, and others just want the appearance of objectivity. Actual objectivity doesn't always equal its appearance
RickyCrisp
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JoeEnzen
Did this professional, and usually intelligent man, just fuck up by comparing net neutrality to a metered service like water?
Traja01
Your identifying a distinction that doesn't have any bearing on the characteristics of the two that he was comparing.
JoeEnzen
Water isn't a fixed price until you hit a cap? Not anywhere I've lived. Whoops.
Prunebane
[1/2] The parallel was that if the internet was stripped of its neutrality, it'd be comparable to having to pay for water differently ...
JoeEnzen
Yes. That's where I got lost. If I want to water my crops I pay a lot more than if I want enough water for a family of 4.
Prunebane
[2/2] ... depending on the *use* of water (watering plants vs. drinking water vs. toilet flushing etc...)
ProfWhiskersEsq
Ajit Pai. He is chairman of the FCC and currentky the biggest threat to net neutrality.
cjmax630
How is he a threat to Net Neutrality?
Gover57
Net neutrality in the USA.... not for the rest of us living in any other country...
amorcelestial
A lot of popular sites are owned and/or hosted in the US... you'd definitely be affected.
ProfWhiskersEsq
He is working to basicaly get rid of Title 2 clasifications that protect paid priotization.
ProfWhiskersEsq
Correction (cant edit on mobile) title 2 protects Against paid prioritization.
cjmax630
And that is the problem. Title 2 makes ISP basically a utility company, which is the issue Ajit seeks to resolve.
ashmenon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92vuuZt7wak John Oliver does a pretty good summary of it.
ProfWhiskersEsq
If you want to know more just google "title 2 net neutrality." You will get loads of info and results.
cjmax630
I wasn't asking for my benefit...i just wanted to see if this person had any information whatsoever
ProfWhiskersEsq
Shockingly i do. Based on your comments about 2015, I assume you are talking about the FCCs attempts to regulate internet usage.
spattr
But also because he's a former Verizon lawyer and a noted cunt.
cjmax630
They guy who passes the regulation at issue is a career telecom lobbyist and venture capitalist....
ashmenon
Welcome to America.
cjmax630
Ajit was a corporate attorney for a few years.........
spattr
He plans to eliminate it. Allow ISP's to charge streaming companies for faster pipes into the home. Throttle speeds of those who can't pay.
cjmax630
Seriously? You do realize the 2015 regulation is not the same thing as "net neutrality", which is an idea....right?
cjmax630
Have you read the regulation? Do you even know what it does?
jsktrogdor
I knew when I read your simple question that it wasnt an earnest one. I knew you were just an ignorant shitstain looking to lose a "debate."
ProfWhiskersEsq
He has actively stated he wants to get rid of title 2 classifications/protections. Which was an act made back in the 1930s.
mistermichigan
Am American and have no idea who this is. Nor do I care.
mistermichigan
Ah, this is apparently about all of "sky is falling" hysteria about so-called net neutrality (a give away to Google et al). Snore...
kaelllcox
You should probably care
Katateochi
You really should, I'm not in USA and I'm really fucking concern about this.
NuclearBoxcutter
You will if his plans go through.
XplodingUnicornGlitter
You *will* care.
summitshow
Rename the image to cunt.jpg and post it on all different kinds of websites
G00dfella
What would that accomplish?
TheGingerTownMonster
zombiemarathon
I fail to see how that would get OP points...
Marinator5000
ScumbagScotsman
VoidofStatic
This guy web crawlers.
illydilly
And then we'll all search for it. And click that picture so it moves up the suggested list
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
It also seems to be important to put "cunt" into image description
FilipeNogueira
byteme8bit
Bahahahaha
KillerEMT
HaveGinWillBabble
This gif is everywhere.
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
I dont think i can rename this post, but please explain your point
Alphaturdhat2412
Downvote
Alphaturdhat2412
People are just conjecturing nonsense halhululah
iKeepLosingBobbyPins
Just go read up about how SEO works. It's suoer interesting.
moreofananonymousname
Change the name of the picture itself to "cunt.jpg" and post it all over the internet
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
Reddit, twitter, 9gag, ifunny, 4chan, facebook, AND Steam would work right?
Alphaturdhat2412
Downvote. Its important. The internet says so
BleachIsGood
Download image->save as-> rename cunt.jpg->post on imgur with title cunt->??¿¿->profit!
whateverthevoicestellme
Step 3 indeed!
byteme8bit
instructions unclear, I shoved my dick in a toaster.
jeepck
Can you explain who this is?
SoupAHoTFier
A real cunt that's who
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
Chairmam of FCC former verison Lawyer- main dude who wants net neutrality gone
RickyBobbyShakenBake
the filename of this picture on your computer needs to be "cunt". then upload to multiple sites
Alphaturdhat2412
Downvote again
RoomIlluminator
When doing an image search on Google, filenames are taken into consideration.
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
Didnt know that, so adding .jpg to the image will do the same?
auserwithaname
Also use a metadata editor and put cunt in the photo
summitshow
nevermind the fileformat. Just name it cunt. png/jpeg/jpg etc whatever it currently is. Post it on shitloads of different sites.
hmzzz
Pornhub especially
summitshow
But you cant do it on Imgur, since imgur will name the picture its own generic filename, e.g its named mSl1LZY.jpg now.
NotGoneYet
Can't @sarah attend to this matter? :-)
ThisUserNameIsSoLongItNeedsABananaForScale
I think they're saying to rename the actual file, like save it under a different name so that when you post it, it will be uploaded as 1/2
ThisUserNameIsSoLongItNeedsABananaForScale
"cunt.jpg" which will give an additional search boost. It adds a search criteria, similar to tagging :) 2/2
egonspenglersepididymis
That is some gorilla internet shit.
ashmenon
Pics out for harambe.
Cassiusloganart
Guerrilla?
wardsandcourierplz
http://imgur.com/mqyNnlT
Counterfit
Gorilla warfare
spattr
Like the new Planet of the Apes Gorilla Warfare?
ericdidit
I'm legit excited for this movie
spattr
The 1st two reboot episodes were really good. Dunkirk is the one I'm dying to see.
Dayjo
Wait what, is Dunkirk a prequel to rise of the something something