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We had a post quarantine cookout - everyone was having a great time after so long, and I’ve been planning on proposing for the past year. So...
...instead of the romantic trip, fancy dinner, and weekend away, I went with with full, chubby quarantine bodies, a kiddy pool, turbo gay friends, and cheap, terrible beer.
And it was the best.
Front Page Edit: Holy cow folks, I woke up to a MASSIVE outpouring of support, and I appreciate every word of it. Thank you!
To those that mentioned it: I hope you also find joy in what is otherwise a... more than difficult year. Remember that self care and your own happiness is just as important as working on the world’s problems - there’s not a world worth saving without you in it.
Be kind and gentle to one another, and yourselves; keep looking forward to better times.
himikalka
Adorable!
StJiub
PaintedGemini
Congratulations, OP! Wishing you both every happiness! ❤️?????
GrotesqueGovernmentGoon
YuppieFoodieCrafter
Congratulations!!! Thank you for some happy news in this shit show we live in.
TrCCper
voxael
You two are a cute couple. Congrats!
Idontspellcheck
Congratulations.
GetSmartBeEvil
Yeah cus downvoting someone saying congratulations make sense.
DSPstark
D'awwww you guys are adorable! Congrats!
AnotherMeetingWithHR
dreadpiratekhan
shakefu
Nice Oatmeal shirt. Congrats on getting engaged!
gmreml132
Go to horny gay jail.gif
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somethingworthy
Nothing manlier than love between two men, congrats bromeos
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suffyr
A long sleeve shirt with shorts? Im appalled and offended. Congratulations
AmericanOstrich
I didn’t get the style gay genes ?
DrEpicFrag
Oh no, that's a thing I did In high school all the time, and just got "close" talking with a dude. Guess I didn't either, smh my bi self.
370zSteve
ireallyfreakinghatehowalloftheotherusernamesaretaken
Highkey, one of the best things I’ve ever seen on this site. I’ve cried a lot recently, but I promise these are happy tears.
AmericanOstrich
Aww, well thank you, I’m glad we can share some positivity!
hotdudecurator
Ohhhh look at me and my husband and we're both sexy and we have a perfect life. Ugh, jealous. Seriously @OP, you two look perfect together!!
ilovebigmutts
Who makes the sandwiches? Kidding, congrats dudes.
AmericanOstrich
One of us makes a sandwich and then we fight for dominance over the lion’s share. Is that... is that not how every household works?
UranusSpelunker
And you have a lion? Which one of you is Siegfried?
AmericanOstrich
Me obviously. Flowing locks and all.
ilovebigmutts
Yup, the wife keeps kicking my ass in scrabble and I'm in the kitchen. Stay safe and have a great time!
Vyrro
I feel sorry for your future kid(s)...they'll have to endure TWICE the dad jokes
GayAlmighty
Finally! Some fucking good news, congrats op
bumperroonie
I’m loving that your friends aren’t gay; they’re turbo gay.
foolbasket
To be fair they were proceeded by mighty morphin gay
iusedtodream
And the picture fucking proves it ?
FeralBurnett
What is turbo gay? Really gay? What is really gay? Jump back, kiss myself!
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
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GrendelTown
You are amazing
techiedodo
That’s for his finger right?!?!
Either way congrats!!!
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incorrecthorsestapler
That’s pretty gay, dude.
JaXm
Gayer than 2 dudes fucking.
Notaperfectman
That's pretty-gay, dude
aclaustraphobicgoldfish
that’s pretty, gay dude
AceO235
not gonna lie dude this post was pretty gay just like OP dude
osilvers
As a fellow gay Imgurian- goals!! Mazel Tov! ???
AmericanOstrich
Well cheers sir!
Justzissguy
Your one friend is wearing jorts. I don’t think that’s been turbo gay since the 90s. Just really unfashionable. Also congrats!
UranusSpelunker
Congrats. My husband said “want to save money on taxes” granted it had just become legal and we had been together 10 years. 15 in October.
Mayzowl
My husband did nearly the same thing! "Hey, want to file taxes jointly next year?" How romantic... I love him though :)
UranusSpelunker
Yeah it’s pretty funny tbh and I love him(my husband not yours) always makes me laugh. Normally it’s trying to one up each other on insults.
Mayzowl
Idk why this made me laugh so much -- I'm gonna tell my husband that an anonymous hotty likes him :P
masterschreck
username checks out
AmericanOstrich
Well then following along in some excellent footsteps, congrats to you as well!
SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
Congrats bro! Also, how gay is Turbo Gay?
UranusSpelunker
We did the courthouse thing with family. Had to play Rock Paper Scissors for who got the wife spot (they ran out of the other forms). I lost
afx82
Did you have to wear a dress?
UranusSpelunker
That’s almost what my grandpa said only he said “guess we know who wears the dress in their relationship”
mrcaptainamerica
Is your grandpa single?
thelionandtheloon
Yourmomshouz
That's ghey
RideTheStimutacs
I loved that Chang finally came out at the end.
SniffinGriffin
I was hoping this was going to be the top comment
powerrangerpl
The only acceptable gif. :-)
LeroyShabazAli
The only appropriate response. Other than congratulations and I hope you live a wonderful and happy life together.
NotTheCommentYouAreLookingFor
I don't identify as British but....
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ImMostLikelySober
Beat me to it. +1
Chebacca
ChickenCow123
My favorite part of this gif is his stark erection
iamdeadlol
stellalunanotbatshitcrazy
Turbo gay is my new favorite expression! Congrats to you two !
AmericanOstrich
Booklover4life
Congrats! Many wishes for a long happy life!
TheToofFairy
You look sweet together:) Congrats!
AnExcellentRectangle
That's fucking disgusting.. cheap beer? Seriously though, congrats!
codybagel
Dammit. You beat me to his...wel played sir
Thorn655321
I too, had higher thoughts about these people than drinking cheap beer! Congratulations on the ring thing though!
Aspartame100Percent
How are you supposed to bro out with your bros without a couple of cases of Natty Lite? It's like you don't even bro, bro.
AmericanOstrich
Brah. It’s true.
blackyjacky21
Brah. Congrats, but whats turbo gay?, like just takes a bit to spin up, then max power, tree sudden stop
AmericanOstrich
Almost exactly that. You max out your gay for long enough that you become straight until you recharge.
OdinMcGuirk
Where do you see cheap beer?
aturixios
In the caption.
AmericanOstrich
No no. It was dirt cheap. It was a short notice cookout.
afx82
Better than sheep beer. That shit is nasty
Aerogeneral
I read that as a "Short notice cock out." Seeing as how you are gay, that too works.
CommanderCaribou
God this was so accurate to me right now it hurts
debthepleb
You know... the size and quality of the beer doesn't matter. If he truly loves you, he loves you for who you are.
MastrBaker
You heathen
HardOnStrokeFoundation
Your favorite beer is free beer, your 2nd is cold beer, and the third is the one you get picky with
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
While I appreciate the sentiment, my favorite beer is my favorite beer. And I will pay for it.
AnokaJoe
Accurate and I'm doing a year of beer posts.
eksoskel
I thought it was 1st: free, 2nd: cold, 3rd: several
OdinMcGuirk
Hey my man ain’t nothing wrong with cheap beer. I drink Rainier on the reg.
Booklover4life
Is that the beer some refer to as vitamin R? They don’t sell it where I live and I am curious.
OdinMcGuirk
Oh yeah baby.its cheap and north west fresh baby. A 18er is 14bucks and you can slam em all day. Go to a bar a get a $2 tall boy.
tamboosh
We are all these guys:
Superchief86
@OP Please let your friends know they're now a reaction image ??
YouRadicalizedMe
Totts mcgoatS
BinaryGrapes
I love this comment so much, both for it's happiness and truth.
Poopypantaloon
I love it for the 3 people so threatened by it they down voted.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
The photo is proof that they at least do exist somewhere on this planet.
LuciusNeedful
The Gaydy Bunch.
FairyKingOberon
The Fruit Basket
ItsJustATribute
Definitely.
SplendidoSplendente
The epic moment when the post and "MRW" are one.
cydaslumbummer
Is that gay Seth Rogan?
fign37
Somebody write on it “ Turbo Gay”
Valarauko
Off- brand cast of Queer Eye
kaffeesuchtie
We should make this a meme!
stonecoldpuma
They need to get photoshopped into things now
churroschurroschurros
Yessss ?
Timbagged
I miss my “ turbo gay friends”
sonianosia
word!!!
RachaelSchmachell
The cutest reactions!
WhereismyMrKnightley
Yes, we are. Congrats, @OP. I'm so happy for you!
CoffeePleaseee
They’re adorable
MyRespectableAlterEgo
I made left-guys face. At my phone. So fuckin’ sweet... also this picture has meme potential up the wazoo
NoonaComputerTerror
I came to shout out the friend's obvious joy for them! A+ buds
dildosarentanecessity
I grew up in an extremely homophobic environment, glad I'm having one of these reactions rn despite my parents best efforts to make a bigot
phunkeeseas
Don’t worry. Everyone is gay. They just don’t know it. Ha
beggingyourmajestyspardon
When the old crowd dies, their bigotry will follow
thenaughtyseamonkey
I disagree. Dildos ARE a necessity!
arkhamfashion
i'm in this picture and i do like it
StormSaxon
Which one are you? I know the middle guy haha
flonobaggins
Well, you’re very handsome
beggingyourmajestyspardon
So technically...these are your fairy godmothers?
HerefortheCatTax
Underrated comment +1
fuckiloveboobsthough
The gayest of the gay bunch
DrjayOBGYN
Turbo-gay, even!
YourLocalSatanist
Reaction image?
Mirilali
"awww"