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Front page edit : what the I've literally never done anything this cool in my life. Send nudes? Is is that still a thing? Also why mark socks and sandals mature hmmm
EugeneEff
Rub some dirt in it.
jasonFamKing
I need context here.... What the actual fuck happened.
ThatKindaThief
Man he is going to need at least like... Two bandaids. The bigger ones too.
Confusedtoaster
learntotakejoke
Oh my gawd! He needs some milk!
Chocolateandpeanutbutterismyfav
psillysimon
I think that's dislocated
rdswords
MrPeanutButterGhost
Felextheminimal
This is the what happens when you skip leg day
SMopfamn
No that's what happens when you wear socks and sandals
just4thelolz
When the 3D-printer has an error in the x axis.
eotty
Or just to thin supports. I printed a baymax and the arm got like that because the support was too thin
MingsterL
nrvagntsoleatr360
jackaDe
Is that fixable??
frogglesmash
A little tea tree oil behind the ears should have that sorted in no time.
FreeGrammarLessons
All I did was rub some aloe Vera on his neck and he was fine.
adrnp
GadenKerensky
At first I only saw the scrape/open wound. Then I noticed the severe lack of 'that's exactly where it's supposed to be'.
toolzgalore2
Why, did someone hit you with a sledge hammer?
DarkAngelWarlord
I kinda threw up in my mouth a little oh Gawd that is terrible
Outlavv
Just give her a good kick and she'll pop right back in
CatatonicCowMoo
+1 because my stomach flip flopped when I read this.
NotWrongJustNotRight
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
Snow Mobile accident? Don't know why, but it seems like the damp floor may have been from snow-clothes?
Churchofthesubgenius
The wetness on the pants of the guy behind him and the sandals would indicate they took off gear in a mud room, i think you're pretty close
lostattache
Zetor
AeliausMalina
Just walk it off
Folve
Goodbye ACL.
chrissyclipse
That is not normal..and neither is that guy's knee
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
That's a bit of a knee jerk reaction
kojenk
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Demogorgon12
ExperienceJoi
Rima13
If this was a horse, it would've put down by now. What's the difference? Put the man down for he is in great pain.
reptiboy226
SimonGarfunkle
Two words: essential oils
samsoniteson2000
They are essentially oil
WhatImmadoboutmylegs
Rub some 'Tussin on there!
HugeCottontail
I literally spit out my food. Thanks for that. +1
ChrisMorray
Thoughts and prayers
randomusergnome
VapoRub
Essseff
Tea tree oil will remove all the toxins that are in his knee and fix him right up
pennetteAlfredoIsNotAnItalianDish
You made me chuckle +1
allergicavocado
JustRegisteredToLeaveThisComment
What, you mean like in a toilet?
SassyAssSlap
A jade egg up his butthole will clear that right up.
BabySharkEtc
At least he will smell nice.
tofudisan
The only feasible cure
zmurfus
One Word: acupuncture
frogglesmash
Half a Word: Chak
chicobeansauce
spacecadetglow
Nah just put some aloe on it - it’ll be fine
KPuff
Windex
xBufferzz
thoughts and prayers
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
So do you just..... drink them or what?
MaxximumB
Slap some flex seal on there. https://imgur.com/8bei58g
frogglesmash
Only ignorant, smooth-brained, proto-simians use essential oils. If you want real results, crystal healing is the only way to go.
Loundagr
KT tape?
blakeatwork
KT Tape only works to prevent injuries; it's not retroactive.
Rowengauntt
Completely dislocated knee, probably completely severed acl, pcl, lcl, and mcl. Miniscus likely shredded. Poor, poor man.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
HE IS NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN...
Dark0001
If that's a knee dislocation, the LCL is probably ok, since the knee went laterally.
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
Yep. Definitely a TKR in his future
Xavieous
Not to mention possibly fully torn patellar ligament, Tensor fascia latte tendon, hamstring tendon...all popliteal fossa stuff...yikes!
igniteice
Not to mention his GLR, Lower FLT, SFD bones, and upper GTJ!
Rowengauntt
I'm thinking amputation more and more is likely.
Maraak
Yeah, that is not EVER going to heal fully. He'll be lucky to avoid wearing a leg-bracer for the rest of his life.
CirB
Hell, he's likely lucky to avoid amputation...
OmnibusLatinName
I've had my knee dislocated twice. Super simple, low impact stuff so no long term damage. I relocated it both times my self. Second most
OmnibusLatinName
painful experience. Can't imagine how bad that feels.
Dark0001
Are you sure you dislocated your knee and not just your knee cap? Dislocating your knee is a VERY high energy injury
OmnibusLatinName
Yeah. It was leverage that took it out. I was sitting on my knees and splayed out feet and when I leaned to far forward, it wrenched it out.
theearsgoforward
Assuming the leg is even viable after shearing all of his arteries
thecharacterzero
Oh man, I'm assuming not viable would lead to amputation? In layman's terms
theearsgoforward
Yeah you get 6-12 hours to identify the arterial injury and repair it before the leg is toast. This type of dislocation tends to wreck stuff
LePiggy
Wouldn't we see more bruising if he had torn an artery?
theearsgoforward
Not if it’s dissected. It’s common to get an intimal injury that just clots it off.
thecharacterzero
Good lord. Brings literal meaning to the "we'll just cut the whole thing off" jest