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Look at this giant bird! Looks like a friendly dinosaur dog bird!
Sexy legs!
"What foo!? Come at me bro!" -Shoebill probably
How awesome are Shoebills? Thiiiisssss much!
Buying some new foot-wear. Let me go get the shoe bill.
Dinosaur motherfucking bird
Duck for scale Mmmm bread crumps awww yissss
Humanz you has my food?
Shoebill Stork is Terrifyingly ????????
Downvote shoebill, you get the beak!
RobertNAdams
Holy fuck they are way bigger than I thought... o_o
TheCrawlDadMan
Friendly is not the word I would use to describe this bird's look...
FireWolves
Well you see shoebills will kill and possibly eat their baby birds if their not strong enough
688Attack
Chalupabatman75
SquiggleBerries
justsignedupforthishit
Those are animatronic puppets from some movie. You can't fool me.
BadImgurer
http://imgur.com/wxv28g7 "o heck"
SwitchLover
This is giving me hope legend of zelda is real
HexLHF
The dinosaurs still live among us.
Sylviastout
I showed my kid the last pic, she nervously chuckled & said it looked evil
CounselorWaffles
Every time--EVERY TIME--I see a shoebill, I get FF8 flashbacks to "Ride ze shoopuff?". It's compulsive and I can't make it stop. DX
crimsonpanda10
So these are what the loftwings are based off of from skyward sword!
flamingflamingo
Yep! I noticed that right away, thought it was a nice homage to a cool bird.
tarrbot
Shoebill Warrior![]()
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SexCopFirePenis
downvote the shoebill, you get the...poobill? Jew-bill? screwball? fuck it
NikcoleSmith
This bird scares the crap outta me
MinorityRetort
Brutal hunters, they are. https://gfycat.com/FlatClassicAstarte
KvatchGuard
Why have i never seen photos of these!?!?
paintsoul0
I had no idea they were a thing until I saw them on Planet Earth 2 and now here, dear God it's like the worst invasion.
0ih469qy
I knew about them for ages. Loved them every day. Never saw one. That's worse
RuinedChildHood
Cause the world doesnt want us to know
kief87
That fucken thing look friendly to you? You should get new friends.
tarrbot
My wife wants a shoebill. Unfortunately, they are night hunters. I can't have one standingin the bedroom waiting for food at night.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
No they aren't... No especially anyway. Daytime predators of lungfish and similar.
tarrbot
Sorry, I meant to make this a better joke about them being a bird ninja and killing children but didn't.
paintsoul0
It's clearly the thing of nightmares of little baby cavemen everywhere.
RuinedChildHood
Can you imagine this bird two times bigger or more? And waking up to one right in your face when you open your eyes?
DontusetheMword
Link can
paintsoul0
I already have issues with normal sized birds, that thing would give me the biggest fear induced stroke.
ToastedVanilla
anime girl shoebill http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/226/693/b32.png
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
There's literally nothing that anime will not moe-ify.
SquiggleBerries
Freedomfairy
Was looking for the comment to post shoebill girl.
skipweasel
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Why is the antelope licking that birds face.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Symbiosis
BisonMooseDuck
Weird bird fetish
skipweasel
Salty?
ALEPPE
But will it take me yo the Goddess of Wisdom?
thefirstofhisusername
I tried to play this game, but couldn't because my dog freaked out every time the damn bird was on the screen.
ALEPPE
Well, kick him out of the room. It's a good game
thefirstofhisusername
One does not simply kick a pug out of the room. They scream unless they are on someones lap. Loudly. But now, she's old & blind, so...
ALEPPE
She'll understand, just play her the song
ChazzDarvey
Pretty sure that's a pokemon
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
That is a large bird.
NdotGreeze
They also always have chicks in pairs and as they mature they decide which one is most likely to survive and systematically neglect the(1/2)
NdotGreeze
Other chick, letting it die due to both starvation and attack from the more dominant chick (2/2)
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Thats a lot of birds really. Second egg/chick is insurance essentially.
AkYank77
Just saw this on a BBC wildlife show, was pretty sad
erincpotterart
That's really ducking sad
blitherypoop
If anyone's wondering, the reason they have two is that in really good years, they can raise both.
theitinerantnaturalist
And if one dies they have a replacement
chickenoodlesoup
That last image has some serious potential to become a new meme. I just can't figure out the right caption for it yet...
notdoingwhatishould
When someone thinks you don't know something but you do..."you thought I didn't know....."
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thehottub
this one
Boobdick
Seething Anger Shoebill, Disappointed Father Shoebill, Tired of yo Shit Shoebill
thebigchonk
When the wife shows you her shoe bill
Thewayofthebear
Nice.
AkLonewolf
http://imgur.com/b1bXJSK
Imaybegotthis
Makes me think forceful sexual advance
eiseros0712
Fuck bitches, get money
herpopottomas
Tired of Your Shit Shoebill.
Iwontremberthis
"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"
MagnusTheRedCyclops
Serious Question Shoebill?
capefling
And the first!
PancakeMason
I see the potential, but do we really need more advice animal memes?
s0cietya5under
AndyBiz10
You can do it, its mostly a "threatening look" if you will.
phill82245
How about the are you serious shoebill meme? Example:
RHFiesling
good example. Shows the image needs more "flesh" at the bottom or the cool expression gets lost in the text
AndyBiz10
that works!
chickenoodlesoup
Yup, this is what I couldn't think of this morning. Love it!
cogs
In lieu of a better suggestion, I vote for this.
marmotpie
Super Serious Shoebill?
irongyrfalcon
idiotn00b
I can see insecure male shoebill becoming a meme