Feb 4, 2019 10:14 AM
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3dartwork
Those awful strip clubs that make girls wear pasties over their nipples. And then they're "legal" to walk around the place. Dumb
3Davideo
Elmhafudd
To be fair she really should just wear a shirt
ValkyrieDoot
Okay, calm down you angry small boy
HowlsMovingBowels
I’m afraid of that hunger games outfit she is trying to pull off.
AREALLTHEGOODNAMESTAKEN
Well without nipples, boobs would be pointless
badmusicpuns
I said this to my friends once. If a woman would have all her body totally covered but her nipples, we would still turn crazy
IZ42
Tbh I don't like much of Miley's music but she's really more intelligent than she seems. She's got some wit.
Fauxcused
She ain't wrong
flarflarf
she's obviously correct
BananaThor
She’s right, but there are no breasts showing.
MrDeadsr
She feeds on attention
Gilganesha
Yeah, I've never understood America's and fear of female tits
galiean251
*grammatically*
PangolinBan
*anatomically
Gantzz321
which is the annoying part, cause it's her
RumbleNtheJungle
Also applies to assholes. Butt cheeks or thongs no problem. But spread them cheeks out and I’ve crossed some line.
Iwillfartinyourgeneraldirection
More of a crack than a line.
copyaweeklater
I was the 1000 upvote on this and it felt good
PeerPressureMadeMeDoIt
Except is not humans, but rather Americans and their censorship...
RPCd
Wrong, since Americans also have a problem with breastfeeding, where you don't see a nipple.
ThrusterJaguar
Its not the nipple in that isntance. The act itself is seen as lewd or innapropriate for the public
belindashort
They're afraid they might
AleanaBlack
The ppl are just jealous the kid has the nip and not them
SusieMacEsq
monstermash1384
She is speaking like she is an alien observing us
sha13
All teenagers are like aliens observing the rest of the world
Axozo
Miley Cyrus is in her mid twenties.
G1ngerBoy
Who says she isn't?
shamrockxcg
I saw my first titty as an infant. After that, however, my parents wanted me to see less and less of them. They're funny like that.
cakeisprettygood
My mum would love for me to go see some nipples, i just prefer to sit at home
BungusAmungus
Idk who's pro nipple censoring but they need to fuckin quit it.
OldBlackMan
The FCC my titty loving friend
bielobog
Why does she look like a glittering garbage patch? Is this fashion no'?
rubyredxx
And fashion is subjective. Some like, some hate. Thanks for YOUR opinion.
CyborgScribe
She said "humans" like she wasnt one so maybe that is a normal outfit on her planet
Filanwizard
It probably is called fashion, Scary thought is that dress probably cost a few thousand dollars.
Alexanderhelios
It's almost as if the earliest American colonists were Puritans and the entire country's culture has evolved from that base.
hstein3
I find the people making these arguments are largely people who want attention for showing their breasts or just want to see breasts
TorrentialUpPour
What's wrong with that?
ABitterColdWind
Also, people who think sexual or anatomical repression causes real, preventable damage to a society that has enough problems to deal with.
Alysaere
Not sure if you're trying to make a point but duh, people who want something talk about making it happen??
ADDGirl
I make these arguments and I don't want to show my breasts nor do I want to see more breasts. It's about equality.
Gryfer
Sauce: https://youtu.be/ePCxz76qzr8
Anthf
Idgaf I love her
RavenSilver
What do you mean America? Are you saying it's socially acceptable to go with your tits out in public outside of America?
nihilistdad
It is in Africa.
monoluke
I think her argument wouldn't be as strong if she talked about things she doesn't know for a fact.
FailedCrate
Also: weapons & violence? All ok, just throw that intestines at that toddler! Basic sex ed? Outrageous it will turn our kids in horrible...
..spawns of satan! It's against our Geesus!
MrPhukett
+1. It’s totally fucking crazy!
Sionas
Puritanical nonsense is the reason
Men are allowed to show theirs in public while women can't, and our nipples are mostly the same? #FreeTheNipple
ASquare
Nahh lots of people find women’s nipples intimate I guess. Something special. Whereas men is just whatever. Everyone has a bad outlook tho.
lizardbones
you can in ontario, though its still seen as crude by most people
BenjaminBanks
70% the same.
My dumb opinion: Boobs/nipples are an intimate part of a woman’s body to most. So they hide to it only show someone they want to?
It's not about women wanting to hide them, it's about it being illegal NOT to hide them when it's not the same for men.
I can get that but it’s still considered a sexual part? Plus women would probably lose power over men if they get desensitized haha.
Why are women's sexual and men's not? Women's nipples are actually useful for something that requires them to be unclothed. Men's are not.
Because there is a sexual response Is simplest answer. It is for my gf, maybe not everyone. Men’s it’s more vestigle lol.
OmniscientZiltoid
My butthole isn’t sexual, but I show it to one stranger and suddenly I’m a “registered sex offender”
That's the same for both women and men, and isn't what anyone is talking about.
dfloof1191
But it's only the female nipple that seems to be the issue. It totally fine for men to be topless just not women.
dontaskmeimjustagirl
Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you just assume that nipple's gender?
redsmerf
Under viking laws back in the day, it was illegal for a man to show his nipples in public but fine for women because they had to feed babies
PlotTwistwastaken
so your saying if woman wore pasties with a man's nipple on it, it would be ok? thats actually a test id like someone to do lol
FarenDin
you are right. i guess its beacuse no one is asoused by my hairy little bubbly pointy chest nips. when they re not on a lump of fat.
ColonelCasual
Well obviously you haven't seen uncle Jerry's 3-inch bottle cap nips. No one likes those.
Sleepy360
Adam Levine vs. Janet Jackson's post-superbowl furor (or lack therof).
tyrpestdeath
Well, male toplessness is an indicator of losing a fist fight, so there's that
W92Baj
Try showing man nipples on Youtube or Twitch and you'll be shut down. Thats American equality in action.
ILoveMyDogsALot
She did actually mention this in the discussion as well
Gibramovic
au contraire my friend, I rather be seeing female nipples than women's..
MattAustinWrites
And that's the result of our country being a haven for the puritans of Europe to flock to when it was founded.
latinomartino
https://www.clickhole.com/an-enemy-in-hiding-amongst-these-innocent-male-nipples-1831536735
FierceKitty
I refuse to make eye contact with male nipples.
tylerthedm84
I don't want to look at male nipples either.
LifesLittleLunatic
Miley needs to do the above with stickers of a dudes nipples over her own.
GeeetttttttDunkedOn
because one is not sexual and has nothing to do with reproduction while the other does?
Yeah. I don’t have a problem with it though. And don’t think we need to desexualize them. Don’t try to take the fun outta titties.
weerdo
Nope.. there were problems around the nipples on the batsuit to
MsOuDcSk
For real. Men should be required to cover their breasts at all times. Women should be required to show their nips all the time.
FireBreathingStockBroker
That will make a visit with your grandmother interesting
They hang so low I probably wouldn’t see them anyways
cwhammer2
I don't think it is though. I rarely see either gender topless in public. That's weird. Put a shirt on dude, wtf.
StManTiS
Probably something to do with men having show nipples while women have functional nipples.
taciturnpachyderm
If anything, you would think this would make women's boobs even less sexualized, as they perform a function important to survival of species
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
You can have a giant fatty man flash his oversized vulgar nips, but as soon as they're on a female it's counted as sexual. Thanks Obama.
ImADouchebag
That's because on average, straight men find the female breast to be inherently sexually attractive. The same isn't true for straight women.
ClubbedSandwich
It's because women don't get sexually aroused by seeing a man's chest . . . at least not as often as a man would seeing a woman's boobs.
Lol you're funny
spyjane
The idea is that the more often people see women walking around topless the less they’ll get aroused because it’s constant
DarnYouToHeck
Here here! And let's not forget the sexy ankles! I shouldn't even mention a ladies knee..
ArchAzazel
Okay but are there clothing and surgery operations to make the knee and ankle more sexually appealing?
xminacakex
Depends on the chest and how long it's been.
Neptuneflyer
If you're going to get aroused over titties, you'll get aroused over a bikini too. Men can go topless, women should too.
It should mandatory...
AnnieBahde
I’m 100% a chest chick. Arms, legs, butt... meh. But a nice pair of pecs? Yowza.
Gayforbae
Dick?
Aesthetically? No. But functionally? Yep.
scoundr3l
Why don't we just make cutouts of male nipples and paste them over the female nipples? Nobody will know and it's not nudity
brownmartian
+1
Shewy92
Instagram did this
Ketheres
Mods still delete those
mythologization
Has been done AND posts have been taken down where's its actually a male nipple. Gotta love cultural values right?
trustmeImtheladydoctor
Done: https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7735738/amp
haha, that's awesome (and a little gross)
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Men where not always able to be topless in public. Men fought for that right and it didn’t become OK until the late 30’s and early 40’s.
z3lfmoord
Sauce?
And possibly ruin it with the truth? Why do that?
58d8fee2
https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2019/01/05/men-were-once-arrested-baring-their-chests-beach/
applesforjuice
My friend showed me her pastys once they were pictures of nipples it was super weird
ReadOnlyMemories
battery1979
Pastys man, not pastries. Though pastys with pastries would be cool.
Reddwar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty
Those are Cornish pasties.
TheSadCafe
I had one of those once. It had an egg right in the middle of it. Right there! Delicious.
GerberLegalTeam
I still feel like male toplessness, while accepted, is frowned upon in a lot of cases. Not saying there isn't a double standard. Just
SuperFuzzyNipples
It's a weird situation. Watch YT video w/ ID hIajRiKsIto at ~ 0:35 & 1:03. She places her hands on his chest in the breast area to push
If you flip it and he pushes her in the same area, you'll likely have people saying there's some sexual harassment in the action.
Male and female breasts are not viewed the same, even by those who want to "free the nipple". The double standards aren't where you think
That male toplessness isn't seen as totally okay all the time.
Tootsie1
I have yet to see a situation on tv or in a movie where Male toplessness isn't ok.
Sasuuni
1) Well obviously, men don't walk into a business meeting with nips on show unless they're trying to do a power play.
TheSirLiftalot
Assert dominance by strutting in naked into the conference
*furiously takes notes*
lurkmoarjono
woah. hold the horses. powerplays involve hanging old man brain like were 90 and in a locker room.
2) the difference is that in more casual settings (park/beach) they can without issue whereas with women it's instantly an issue/sexualised
whyexactly
Women tend to wear racier things in some settings though. Look at award shows, tiny dresses vs suits.
It's so silly too. I'm American, visited French beaches when I was 12. After the first 20 min spent giggling, we quickly stopped caring.
Yeah, I wouldn't argue against that
haco1234
I find it weird that America as a community shuns the human body. You will get arrested if ur naked out in public. Tbh I don’t see theissue
arbogeezy
You would see the issue if you were to see all of the fat turds here
America was founded by the religous people that were so obnoxiously prudish that England kicked them out.
Well tbh I would be a little weirded out if someone was naked out in public but that’s only cause I’m used to everyone covering up.
twistedfister00
Miley cyrus is gross
bakminn360
And way less attractive than she perceives herself.
llamalibrarian
she's not wrong about this, though
AmirGarib
She is a fine women embracing sexuality, there is nothing wrong with that.
CraftedLine
Do you have colored hair and a degree in liberal arts?
BORGALOOGIE
Most people don’t know the name Billy Ray Cyrus... or Robert Kardashian... or John Voight... Kids just adore this wrecking ball
AurikNecal
I think she's starting to regain her sanity lately.
The13thDude
I thought it was hilarious when she wanted to start doing country music again once Trump was elected. Girl’s gotta eat!
I thought she was too but she looks like she's losing it again
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theFartySarlacc
Wut?
carrot1sie
Thatguywhosayskinky
Americans are perfectly ok with nipples/tits. They aren't ok with children being exposed to them...like no one ever jerked it to NatGeo...
huntingsamsquantches
Those are some long weird titties but damn they get it done in a pinch
Royoffinland
..but Americans are ok with children participating in beauty contests that are sometimes quite extreme.
sinbinrugger
The vast majority of us are not okay with that. That’s shit is fucked up
Good to hear! I just can't get it, aren't the kids judged enough in daily lives? I wouldn't put kids any where near those.
Wish2be
I...wha...excuse me? ._.
shaylynnplaysthesax
I would hope your children would be exposed to them..
usersubbordercontrol
@ElbowDeepInAHorse might've for the horse documentaries
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I got nothing to jerk xD
What about the horses? You've gotta have one around to Jerk instead
tr3kstar
It's like people don't even know what boobs evolved for. Children are the ones who SHOULD be most familiar with them, ffs.
Tulcien
FOR REAL.
Indeed. I like tits as much as the next man, but what I see in a pair of knockers and what a 5 year old sees are entirely different things.
seniorteets
I can honestly say as a current and former chronic masturbator, I have never jerked it to Nat- Geo.
I'm guessing you did not grow up in pre-internet times then?
PaintYourWagon
That's what the Sears/Macy's catalogs were for, just had to keep an eye out when the 'junk' mail got thrown out then game on!
I did, for about 5 years.
Bingo.
Again, as hard it is to believe, this may not be as uncommon as you think.
But porn was still legal and I have an older brother
mastodonj
You may be surprised to learn that children have nipples too...
frenchbook
Half the children also have penises, but you're not going to show a dong on TV
Why not?
HERESY
And that they use them to eat when they’re very small
I would not. I'm all for human nipples. Cow nipples too, but that's only for a nice glass of 2%.
So what happens when a child sees it's own nipples? Are Americans ok with that?
Majority? Probably not. I'm a minority here, nipples are fine, they don't hurt anyone - barring putting someone's eye out in the cold.
Oh, then I think maybe you've been misunderstood as your orig comment came across as anti-nipple! Carry on!
yifin
She's on a show that comes on around 1130 at night. If the kids are still up at that time, I have other worries. Besides, people jerk to mlp
...and you missed the point there.
Which was? Cause you seemed to imply that kids will see it there.
Read the whole statement, one more time. National Geographic has had tits and nips in Elementary school libraries at least up to 10 yrs ago.
At least 30 years ago, and probably closer to 70.
And?
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Call me “unamerican”, but I prefer boobs that have nipples.
FreeCascadiaNow
Seinfeld was the one to originally come up with this in the 90s.
Which one? The post line or my comment?
The post
TonyBalogna
Easy Comrade. We don't discriminate here.
Pr0faneTank
Fucking pinko.
Nephus
I'll take huge heart pasties too.
natabus
If the movie Fantasia taught me anything, it's that only EVIL has Nipples.
Centaur: Good
Harpy: BAD! https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DrTTK9pWsAA3kua.jpg
TheDustyOne
Without nipples, there is no point.
blueharmony
Almost lost my nipples to breath cancer. Still laughed tho
MadMerlyn
That's a well-rounded argument.
ksilverful
eyyyyy
Derginsdrogalot
torillatavataan
Thank you. Here's your upvote. Now please leave.
Bind3r
Good point
Finrau
There is a rule 34 for that.
n0rs
/r/nipless
flack9099
That reasoning stands up.
ImNotAnOrange
I was in the UK about a while ago, there was a giant billboard for Vogue.com, the picture was a fishnet cover tit and the nipple was the .
removekarling
Where was that? Cos that's not very normal for the UK. We're not quite as prudish as the US but we're no where near as relaxed with (1)
this stuff as the rest of Europe for example
Don't remember exactly, we lived a year in the Mill Hill area north of London and I saw it while on a bus after shopping somewhere
aBastardNoLonger
Was the what?
magikmw
The .
JollyBloke
banjak
Yanks are more offended by a nipple-slip or an F-Bomb on TV than they are the latest School Shooting.
Lefthandofgod
You've obviously haven't been paying attention to American televised media.
Always makes me laugh when Americans on Graham Norton say "Damn” and then quickly “Oops!! Can I say that?”
Lol fucking best comment I’ve seen for like fo-evuhh.
Neuronyx
v
worb84
"So, I am returning to the land of my perverted forefathers to fulfill my destiny"
SirBinky
Eurotrip. So so funny and stupid.
Zephyr86
Depends on which one you search when horny
VoidofStatic
It's the pearl clutchers and bible thumpers.
Ganzkapoeri
Probably because school shootings are more common
eldonq
This is America.
QADA
Don’t catch you slippin up ?
doggybag2355
The FCC*
DutchymcDutchface
Won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Trying2benice
The north is primarily democratic which is calling for gun control. Its the south that cares more about guns than kids
Tomadzo
Mike Pence and his cronies are offended
SilentScreamsX
Ironically, they want to keep tits and swearing off TV to protect the children.
Cranbananarama
Well, when it's so common place that when you mention "school shooting" they say "which one today?" it's easy to see why.
ionicseraph
School shootings are on tv!?
Hardwoman1
Unless it's Adam Levine's nipples. Not offended by those.
TheSecondToLastAirbender
Nobody is offended by Adam Levine's nips
ferdflintrock
We enjoy a good display of marksmanship, what can we say?
welcomestranger
Heaven forbid if someone flips the bird, that must be censored and blurred from all existence!
Moofinmahn
Yeah, fuck the yanks. Us southerners are just racist and sexist, but we like nipples!
quantumcross224
But nip slips can't be prevented a good guy with nipples
HeavyFlow
lmao what? who told you that?
Jokeymcgoiter
Stop giving crazy people a platform for fucks sake.
rolandandhishawkdavid
Meanwhile the EU freaks out over violence in movies. Meaning combine taboos and you would have 90min of naked women firing machine guns.
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I mean, I would prefer naked women in my life over violence any day
syntaxxor
At least we're not charging stand up comics crimes for jokes.....
Threadnomancer
Well yeah, it's not every day a celebrity pulls out a titty
BannedAcc1
The govnt/social media is more offended, most of us don't give a flying fuck about nipple slip or fbombs on TV.
Spearka
I think a sizeable portion of the public would be on account of media, particularly news acting professional, which is hilariously silly
ImGooder
We insist upon it even.
Seanspeed
Government wouldn't care either if the evangelical crowd wasn't crucial to pander to.
GatDangHippies
This is the reason why people running for presidents "have" to be Christian in the public eye. No votes otherwise.
RonnieHubbard
Or school shootings.
sophware
The people we choose to give power to care (and not just in the gov't). We're all "I don't vote because nothing matters." We're idiots.
GnomeDeGuerre
Naah, yanks are the people as a group of individuals. It's more true that the media and society is.
thatdreadmachine
Well the good Lord gave us school shootings, but a woman's breasts are the work of the devil (unless feeding babbys) AMEN!
you clearly haven't seen people complain about breastfeeding outside the home, its evidently something they should be ashamed of
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
But only if 5he feeding of babies is done in private and shamefully
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
if your happy and you know it that's a sin clap clap
As much as they were against a lot of bullshit in the past & I kind of consider myself one, I 100% can’t disagree.
To the general point that was being made, at least. The specific examples could be polished up.
Diewithasmile
As an American I agree with this, it's bullshit
JapAnus
...what? No?
DapperDeal
Some*. There is the other half of the country that lives in the real world. Remember Trump LOST the popular vote.
Sparkyclark
I dont like trump, but I'm glad a handful of cities doesn't get to choose the leadership for the rest of us.
SpookyNerd
But handful of people chose Trump even though he lost the people's vote.
828j
Remember only a fifth to a third of America ever votes, statistically we can guess/make logical extrapolations, but we never truly know
ForTheRepublic212th
Cause you know everything about this country, cause you live here.
Fistouille
You can mostly kill everyone as long as you're polite
Politecat.jpg
5TUP1D
But at least we don't fuck our cousins or do meth with whole family
DestroyerX13
Have you ever been to Missouri?
Yep
stonebrood
wait does "yanks" refer to americans or just new yorkers
In Europe it's mostly a derogatory term for people from the US in general
RacingToRedLights
Usually refers to the northern states not specifically NY.
Northern Americans
nonCanadianGoose
The UK has page 3
ProfessorLavaHot
Had* :-(
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
the paper itself still has it
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
What is page 3?
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
Population control
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Well to be fair no one tries to take away our rights after a nip-slip....not usually anyway.
gremlinrage
Know we're not you simpleton.
Sortros
Is this sarcastic? Because you just made my day, you funny bastard!
Nah.
cranialpleasure
Meamwhile the Brits piss themselves at the sight of a potato peeler
Glock10mmG20
Oh no they have boxes where you can turn in those deadly peelers and save lives!
RiverRoyal
Potato peeler!?! Where!?! #shitspants
Only if its unregistered
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
"my moronic thing isn't moronic because that guy also does a moronic thing"
And as a result have x 2,000 fewer shootings a week.
insevin
Cue the America bashing with an ignorant comment. Oh the irony.
It’s ironic in so far as that Americans don’t understand irony. Which makes your comment as a reply very ironic indeed. (If you’re American)
You and OP seem to only pay attention to the US sensationalism media. If you're judging a society off 1 form of media, you're the ignorant 1
I don’t judge you. I love Americans & visit the US regularly. In my country, ‘taking the piss’ is a sign of affection. Don’t be so sensitive
“RiverRoyal said such horrible things about the Americans, which is truly ironic: for he loved them dearly.
They dont like when something points at the problem
GreenNotTheColor
PhoKingYu
AttilaTheHung
...with blood.
HughGDildeaux
A little much, but ok
I’m good.
ISaidSarcastically
Why don’t you sit this one out, champ.
judobeer67
This is just in a topless girl shot up her school because she was done with being bullied. America ban guns!
Klingon00
Many Americans also suffer from the fantasy that criminals obey signs and laws.
eggmuffin
How so?
Sloppydrunkcatlady
So let's just do away with all laws then because obviously what's the point ammirite??
Or the fantasy that other countries somehow manage to have fuck all gun deaths?
Sooper88
Psst... most school shooters weren't former felons, they were usually kids that snatched one of their parents many guns laying around.
Also, to add to this, many if not most mass shooters have little to no *criminal history* but have a lot of psychological red flags.
AKA perhaps even being willing to instate some very minor elements of gun control would allow 99.9999% of innocent people that want guns
to have them while potentially cutting down significantly on needless tragedies.
demonic
right? shootings never happen in "gun free zones" /s
But they tend to happen a massive FUCKTON less in UK or Aus, or ..... etc. Duh.
bamblebimble
And so we should allow guns on school campuses, to be owned by everyone right demonic? Because not knowing who could shoot you but everyone
Definitely could is a better solution
because armed security guards aren't the same right WhatsAHuman236147?
The solution to stopping imperfect humans is to put uniforms on other imperfect humans. Crazy idea: how about a right to self defense?
TheVermonster
Colombine and Parkland both had armed security guards.
3dartwork
Those awful strip clubs that make girls wear pasties over their nipples. And then they're "legal" to walk around the place. Dumb
3Davideo
Elmhafudd
To be fair she really should just wear a shirt
ValkyrieDoot
Okay, calm down you angry small boy
HowlsMovingBowels
I’m afraid of that hunger games outfit she is trying to pull off.
AREALLTHEGOODNAMESTAKEN
Well without nipples, boobs would be pointless
badmusicpuns
I said this to my friends once. If a woman would have all her body totally covered but her nipples, we would still turn crazy
IZ42
Tbh I don't like much of Miley's music but she's really more intelligent than she seems. She's got some wit.
Fauxcused
She ain't wrong
flarflarf
she's obviously correct
BananaThor
She’s right, but there are no breasts showing.
MrDeadsr
She feeds on attention
Gilganesha
Yeah, I've never understood America's and fear of female tits
galiean251
*grammatically*
PangolinBan
*anatomically
Gantzz321
which is the annoying part, cause it's her
RumbleNtheJungle
Also applies to assholes. Butt cheeks or thongs no problem. But spread them cheeks out and I’ve crossed some line.
Iwillfartinyourgeneraldirection
More of a crack than a line.
copyaweeklater
I was the 1000 upvote on this and it felt good
PeerPressureMadeMeDoIt
Except is not humans, but rather Americans and their censorship...
RPCd
Wrong, since Americans also have a problem with breastfeeding, where you don't see a nipple.
ThrusterJaguar
Its not the nipple in that isntance. The act itself is seen as lewd or innapropriate for the public
belindashort
They're afraid they might
AleanaBlack
The ppl are just jealous the kid has the nip and not them
SusieMacEsq
monstermash1384
She is speaking like she is an alien observing us
sha13
All teenagers are like aliens observing the rest of the world
Axozo
Miley Cyrus is in her mid twenties.
G1ngerBoy
Who says she isn't?
shamrockxcg
I saw my first titty as an infant. After that, however, my parents wanted me to see less and less of them. They're funny like that.
cakeisprettygood
My mum would love for me to go see some nipples, i just prefer to sit at home
BungusAmungus
Idk who's pro nipple censoring but they need to fuckin quit it.
OldBlackMan
The FCC my titty loving friend
bielobog
Why does she look like a glittering garbage patch? Is this fashion no'?
rubyredxx
And fashion is subjective. Some like, some hate. Thanks for YOUR opinion.
CyborgScribe
She said "humans" like she wasnt one so maybe that is a normal outfit on her planet
Filanwizard
It probably is called fashion, Scary thought is that dress probably cost a few thousand dollars.
Alexanderhelios
It's almost as if the earliest American colonists were Puritans and the entire country's culture has evolved from that base.
hstein3
I find the people making these arguments are largely people who want attention for showing their breasts or just want to see breasts
TorrentialUpPour
What's wrong with that?
ABitterColdWind
Also, people who think sexual or anatomical repression causes real, preventable damage to a society that has enough problems to deal with.
Alysaere
Not sure if you're trying to make a point but duh, people who want something talk about making it happen??
ADDGirl
I make these arguments and I don't want to show my breasts nor do I want to see more breasts. It's about equality.
Gryfer
Sauce: https://youtu.be/ePCxz76qzr8
Anthf
Idgaf I love her
RavenSilver
What do you mean America? Are you saying it's socially acceptable to go with your tits out in public outside of America?
nihilistdad
It is in Africa.
monoluke
I think her argument wouldn't be as strong if she talked about things she doesn't know for a fact.
FailedCrate
Also: weapons & violence? All ok, just throw that intestines at that toddler! Basic sex ed? Outrageous it will turn our kids in horrible...
FailedCrate
..spawns of satan! It's against our Geesus!
MrPhukett
+1. It’s totally fucking crazy!
Sionas
Puritanical nonsense is the reason
RavenSilver
Men are allowed to show theirs in public while women can't, and our nipples are mostly the same? #FreeTheNipple
ASquare
Nahh lots of people find women’s nipples intimate I guess. Something special. Whereas men is just whatever. Everyone has a bad outlook tho.
lizardbones
you can in ontario, though its still seen as crude by most people
BenjaminBanks
70% the same.
ASquare
My dumb opinion: Boobs/nipples are an intimate part of a woman’s body to most. So they hide to it only show someone they want to?
ADDGirl
It's not about women wanting to hide them, it's about it being illegal NOT to hide them when it's not the same for men.
ASquare
I can get that but it’s still considered a sexual part? Plus women would probably lose power over men if they get desensitized haha.
ADDGirl
Why are women's sexual and men's not? Women's nipples are actually useful for something that requires them to be unclothed. Men's are not.
ASquare
Because there is a sexual response Is simplest answer. It is for my gf, maybe not everyone. Men’s it’s more vestigle lol.
OmniscientZiltoid
My butthole isn’t sexual, but I show it to one stranger and suddenly I’m a “registered sex offender”
ADDGirl
That's the same for both women and men, and isn't what anyone is talking about.
dfloof1191
But it's only the female nipple that seems to be the issue. It totally fine for men to be topless just not women.
dontaskmeimjustagirl
Whoa, whoa whoa. Did you just assume that nipple's gender?
redsmerf
Under viking laws back in the day, it was illegal for a man to show his nipples in public but fine for women because they had to feed babies
PlotTwistwastaken
so your saying if woman wore pasties with a man's nipple on it, it would be ok? thats actually a test id like someone to do lol
FarenDin
you are right. i guess its beacuse no one is asoused by my hairy little bubbly pointy chest nips. when they re not on a lump of fat.
ColonelCasual
Well obviously you haven't seen uncle Jerry's 3-inch bottle cap nips. No one likes those.
Sleepy360
Adam Levine vs. Janet Jackson's post-superbowl furor (or lack therof).
tyrpestdeath
Well, male toplessness is an indicator of losing a fist fight, so there's that
W92Baj
Try showing man nipples on Youtube or Twitch and you'll be shut down. Thats American equality in action.
ILoveMyDogsALot
She did actually mention this in the discussion as well
Gibramovic
au contraire my friend, I rather be seeing female nipples than women's..
MattAustinWrites
And that's the result of our country being a haven for the puritans of Europe to flock to when it was founded.
ILoveMyDogsALot
She did actually mention this in the discussion as well
latinomartino
https://www.clickhole.com/an-enemy-in-hiding-amongst-these-innocent-male-nipples-1831536735
FierceKitty
I refuse to make eye contact with male nipples.
tylerthedm84
I don't want to look at male nipples either.
LifesLittleLunatic
Miley needs to do the above with stickers of a dudes nipples over her own.
GeeetttttttDunkedOn
because one is not sexual and has nothing to do with reproduction while the other does?
RumbleNtheJungle
Yeah. I don’t have a problem with it though. And don’t think we need to desexualize them. Don’t try to take the fun outta titties.
weerdo
Nope.. there were problems around the nipples on the batsuit to
MsOuDcSk
For real. Men should be required to cover their breasts at all times. Women should be required to show their nips all the time.
FireBreathingStockBroker
That will make a visit with your grandmother interesting
MsOuDcSk
They hang so low I probably wouldn’t see them anyways
cwhammer2
I don't think it is though. I rarely see either gender topless in public. That's weird. Put a shirt on dude, wtf.
StManTiS
Probably something to do with men having show nipples while women have functional nipples.
taciturnpachyderm
If anything, you would think this would make women's boobs even less sexualized, as they perform a function important to survival of species
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
You can have a giant fatty man flash his oversized vulgar nips, but as soon as they're on a female it's counted as sexual. Thanks Obama.
ImADouchebag
That's because on average, straight men find the female breast to be inherently sexually attractive. The same isn't true for straight women.
ClubbedSandwich
It's because women don't get sexually aroused by seeing a man's chest . . . at least not as often as a man would seeing a woman's boobs.
belindashort
Lol you're funny
spyjane
The idea is that the more often people see women walking around topless the less they’ll get aroused because it’s constant
DarnYouToHeck
Here here! And let's not forget the sexy ankles! I shouldn't even mention a ladies knee..
ArchAzazel
Okay but are there clothing and surgery operations to make the knee and ankle more sexually appealing?
xminacakex
Depends on the chest and how long it's been.
Neptuneflyer
If you're going to get aroused over titties, you'll get aroused over a bikini too. Men can go topless, women should too.
weerdo
It should mandatory...
AnnieBahde
I’m 100% a chest chick. Arms, legs, butt... meh. But a nice pair of pecs? Yowza.
Gayforbae
Dick?
AnnieBahde
Aesthetically? No. But functionally? Yep.
scoundr3l
Why don't we just make cutouts of male nipples and paste them over the female nipples? Nobody will know and it's not nudity
brownmartian
+1
Shewy92
Instagram did this
Ketheres
Mods still delete those
mythologization
Has been done AND posts have been taken down where's its actually a male nipple. Gotta love cultural values right?
trustmeImtheladydoctor
Done: https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7735738/amp
scoundr3l
haha, that's awesome (and a little gross)
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Men where not always able to be topless in public. Men fought for that right and it didn’t become OK until the late 30’s and early 40’s.
z3lfmoord
Sauce?
ClubbedSandwich
And possibly ruin it with the truth? Why do that?
58d8fee2
https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2019/01/05/men-were-once-arrested-baring-their-chests-beach/
applesforjuice
My friend showed me her pastys once they were pictures of nipples it was super weird
ReadOnlyMemories
battery1979
Pastys man, not pastries. Though pastys with pastries would be cool.
Reddwar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty
ReadOnlyMemories
Those are Cornish pasties.
TheSadCafe
I had one of those once. It had an egg right in the middle of it. Right there! Delicious.
GerberLegalTeam
I still feel like male toplessness, while accepted, is frowned upon in a lot of cases. Not saying there isn't a double standard. Just
SuperFuzzyNipples
It's a weird situation. Watch YT video w/ ID hIajRiKsIto at ~ 0:35 & 1:03. She places her hands on his chest in the breast area to push
SuperFuzzyNipples
If you flip it and he pushes her in the same area, you'll likely have people saying there's some sexual harassment in the action.
SuperFuzzyNipples
Male and female breasts are not viewed the same, even by those who want to "free the nipple". The double standards aren't where you think
GerberLegalTeam
That male toplessness isn't seen as totally okay all the time.
Tootsie1
I have yet to see a situation on tv or in a movie where Male toplessness isn't ok.
Sasuuni
1) Well obviously, men don't walk into a business meeting with nips on show unless they're trying to do a power play.
TheSirLiftalot
Assert dominance by strutting in naked into the conference
Gayforbae
*furiously takes notes*
lurkmoarjono
woah. hold the horses. powerplays involve hanging old man brain like were 90 and in a locker room.
Sasuuni
2) the difference is that in more casual settings (park/beach) they can without issue whereas with women it's instantly an issue/sexualised
whyexactly
Women tend to wear racier things in some settings though. Look at award shows, tiny dresses vs suits.
taciturnpachyderm
It's so silly too. I'm American, visited French beaches when I was 12. After the first 20 min spent giggling, we quickly stopped caring.
GerberLegalTeam
Yeah, I wouldn't argue against that
haco1234
I find it weird that America as a community shuns the human body. You will get arrested if ur naked out in public. Tbh I don’t see theissue
arbogeezy
You would see the issue if you were to see all of the fat turds here
battery1979
America was founded by the religous people that were so obnoxiously prudish that England kicked them out.
haco1234
Well tbh I would be a little weirded out if someone was naked out in public but that’s only cause I’m used to everyone covering up.
twistedfister00
Miley cyrus is gross
bakminn360
And way less attractive than she perceives herself.
llamalibrarian
she's not wrong about this, though
AmirGarib
She is a fine women embracing sexuality, there is nothing wrong with that.
CraftedLine
Do you have colored hair and a degree in liberal arts?
BORGALOOGIE
Most people don’t know the name Billy Ray Cyrus... or Robert Kardashian... or John Voight... Kids just adore this wrecking ball
AurikNecal
I think she's starting to regain her sanity lately.
The13thDude
I thought it was hilarious when she wanted to start doing country music again once Trump was elected. Girl’s gotta eat!
Sasuuni
I thought she was too but she looks like she's losing it again
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theFartySarlacc
Wut?
carrot1sie
Thatguywhosayskinky
Americans are perfectly ok with nipples/tits. They aren't ok with children being exposed to them...like no one ever jerked it to NatGeo...
huntingsamsquantches
Those are some long weird titties but damn they get it done in a pinch
Royoffinland
..but Americans are ok with children participating in beauty contests that are sometimes quite extreme.
sinbinrugger
The vast majority of us are not okay with that. That’s shit is fucked up
Royoffinland
Good to hear! I just can't get it, aren't the kids judged enough in daily lives? I wouldn't put kids any where near those.
Wish2be
I...wha...excuse me? ._.
shaylynnplaysthesax
I would hope your children would be exposed to them..
usersubbordercontrol
@ElbowDeepInAHorse might've for the horse documentaries
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I got nothing to jerk xD
usersubbordercontrol
What about the horses? You've gotta have one around to Jerk instead
ElbowDeepInAHorse
tr3kstar
It's like people don't even know what boobs evolved for. Children are the ones who SHOULD be most familiar with them, ffs.
Tulcien
FOR REAL.
Thatguywhosayskinky
Indeed. I like tits as much as the next man, but what I see in a pair of knockers and what a 5 year old sees are entirely different things.
seniorteets
I can honestly say as a current and former chronic masturbator, I have never jerked it to Nat- Geo.
Thatguywhosayskinky
I'm guessing you did not grow up in pre-internet times then?
PaintYourWagon
That's what the Sears/Macy's catalogs were for, just had to keep an eye out when the 'junk' mail got thrown out then game on!
seniorteets
I did, for about 5 years.
Thatguywhosayskinky
Bingo.
seniorteets
Again, as hard it is to believe, this may not be as uncommon as you think.
seniorteets
But porn was still legal and I have an older brother
mastodonj
You may be surprised to learn that children have nipples too...
frenchbook
Half the children also have penises, but you're not going to show a dong on TV
mastodonj
Why not?
cakeisprettygood
HERESY
Tulcien
And that they use them to eat when they’re very small
Thatguywhosayskinky
I would not. I'm all for human nipples. Cow nipples too, but that's only for a nice glass of 2%.
mastodonj
So what happens when a child sees it's own nipples? Are Americans ok with that?
Thatguywhosayskinky
Majority? Probably not. I'm a minority here, nipples are fine, they don't hurt anyone - barring putting someone's eye out in the cold.
mastodonj
Oh, then I think maybe you've been misunderstood as your orig comment came across as anti-nipple! Carry on!
yifin
She's on a show that comes on around 1130 at night. If the kids are still up at that time, I have other worries. Besides, people jerk to mlp
Thatguywhosayskinky
...and you missed the point there.
yifin
Which was? Cause you seemed to imply that kids will see it there.
Thatguywhosayskinky
Read the whole statement, one more time. National Geographic has had tits and nips in Elementary school libraries at least up to 10 yrs ago.
tr3kstar
At least 30 years ago, and probably closer to 70.
yifin
And?
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Call me “unamerican”, but I prefer boobs that have nipples.
FreeCascadiaNow
Seinfeld was the one to originally come up with this in the 90s.
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Which one? The post line or my comment?
FreeCascadiaNow
The post
TonyBalogna
Easy Comrade. We don't discriminate here.
Pr0faneTank
Fucking pinko.
Nephus
I'll take huge heart pasties too.
natabus
If the movie Fantasia taught me anything, it's that only EVIL has Nipples.
natabus
Centaur: Good
natabus
Harpy: BAD! https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/DrTTK9pWsAA3kua.jpg
TheDustyOne
Without nipples, there is no point.
blueharmony
Almost lost my nipples to breath cancer. Still laughed tho
MadMerlyn
That's a well-rounded argument.
ksilverful
eyyyyy
Derginsdrogalot
torillatavataan
Thank you. Here's your upvote. Now please leave.
TheDustyOne
Bind3r
Good point
Finrau
There is a rule 34 for that.
n0rs
/r/nipless
flack9099
That reasoning stands up.
ImNotAnOrange
I was in the UK about a while ago, there was a giant billboard for Vogue.com, the picture was a fishnet cover tit and the nipple was the .
removekarling
Where was that? Cos that's not very normal for the UK. We're not quite as prudish as the US but we're no where near as relaxed with (1)
removekarling
this stuff as the rest of Europe for example
ImNotAnOrange
Don't remember exactly, we lived a year in the Mill Hill area north of London and I saw it while on a bus after shopping somewhere
aBastardNoLonger
Was the what?
magikmw
The .
JollyBloke
The .
banjak
Yanks are more offended by a nipple-slip or an F-Bomb on TV than they are the latest School Shooting.
Lefthandofgod
You've obviously haven't been paying attention to American televised media.
MrPhukett
Always makes me laugh when Americans on Graham Norton say "Damn” and then quickly “Oops!! Can I say that?”
MrPhukett
Lol fucking best comment I’ve seen for like fo-evuhh.
Neuronyx
3Davideo
worb84
"So, I am returning to the land of my perverted forefathers to fulfill my destiny"
SirBinky
Eurotrip. So so funny and stupid.
Zephyr86
Alysaere
Depends on which one you search when horny
VoidofStatic
It's the pearl clutchers and bible thumpers.
Ganzkapoeri
Probably because school shootings are more common
eldonq
This is America.
QADA
Don’t catch you slippin up ?
doggybag2355
The FCC*
DutchymcDutchface
Won’t let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Trying2benice
The north is primarily democratic which is calling for gun control. Its the south that cares more about guns than kids
Tomadzo
Mike Pence and his cronies are offended
SilentScreamsX
Ironically, they want to keep tits and swearing off TV to protect the children.
Cranbananarama
Well, when it's so common place that when you mention "school shooting" they say "which one today?" it's easy to see why.
ionicseraph
School shootings are on tv!?
Hardwoman1
Unless it's Adam Levine's nipples. Not offended by those.
TheSecondToLastAirbender
Nobody is offended by Adam Levine's nips
ferdflintrock
We enjoy a good display of marksmanship, what can we say?
welcomestranger
Heaven forbid if someone flips the bird, that must be censored and blurred from all existence!
Moofinmahn
Yeah, fuck the yanks. Us southerners are just racist and sexist, but we like nipples!
quantumcross224
But nip slips can't be prevented a good guy with nipples
HeavyFlow
lmao what? who told you that?
Jokeymcgoiter
Stop giving crazy people a platform for fucks sake.
rolandandhishawkdavid
Filanwizard
Meanwhile the EU freaks out over violence in movies. Meaning combine taboos and you would have 90min of naked women firing machine guns.
0100100101111010011011000110000101101011
I mean, I would prefer naked women in my life over violence any day
syntaxxor
At least we're not charging stand up comics crimes for jokes.....
Threadnomancer
Well yeah, it's not every day a celebrity pulls out a titty
BannedAcc1
The govnt/social media is more offended, most of us don't give a flying fuck about nipple slip or fbombs on TV.
Spearka
I think a sizeable portion of the public would be on account of media, particularly news acting professional, which is hilariously silly
ImGooder
We insist upon it even.
Seanspeed
Government wouldn't care either if the evangelical crowd wasn't crucial to pander to.
GatDangHippies
This is the reason why people running for presidents "have" to be Christian in the public eye. No votes otherwise.
RonnieHubbard
Or school shootings.
sophware
The people we choose to give power to care (and not just in the gov't). We're all "I don't vote because nothing matters." We're idiots.
GnomeDeGuerre
Naah, yanks are the people as a group of individuals. It's more true that the media and society is.
thatdreadmachine
Well the good Lord gave us school shootings, but a woman's breasts are the work of the devil (unless feeding babbys) AMEN!
ImNotAnOrange
you clearly haven't seen people complain about breastfeeding outside the home, its evidently something they should be ashamed of
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
But only if 5he feeding of babies is done in private and shamefully
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
if your happy and you know it that's a sin clap clap
seniorteets
As much as they were against a lot of bullshit in the past & I kind of consider myself one, I 100% can’t disagree.
seniorteets
To the general point that was being made, at least. The specific examples could be polished up.
Diewithasmile
As an American I agree with this, it's bullshit
JapAnus
...what? No?
DapperDeal
Some*. There is the other half of the country that lives in the real world. Remember Trump LOST the popular vote.
Sparkyclark
I dont like trump, but I'm glad a handful of cities doesn't get to choose the leadership for the rest of us.
SpookyNerd
But handful of people chose Trump even though he lost the people's vote.
828j
Remember only a fifth to a third of America ever votes, statistically we can guess/make logical extrapolations, but we never truly know
ForTheRepublic212th
Cause you know everything about this country, cause you live here.
Fistouille
You can mostly kill everyone as long as you're polite
Gayforbae
Politecat.jpg
5TUP1D
But at least we don't fuck our cousins or do meth with whole family
DestroyerX13
Have you ever been to Missouri?
5TUP1D
Yep
stonebrood
wait does "yanks" refer to americans or just new yorkers
0100100101111010011011000110000101101011
In Europe it's mostly a derogatory term for people from the US in general
RacingToRedLights
Usually refers to the northern states not specifically NY.
5TUP1D
Northern Americans
nonCanadianGoose
The UK has page 3
ProfessorLavaHot
Had* :-(
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
the paper itself still has it
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
What is page 3?
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
Population control
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Well to be fair no one tries to take away our rights after a nip-slip....not usually anyway.
gremlinrage
Know we're not you simpleton.
Sortros
Is this sarcastic? Because you just made my day, you funny bastard!
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Nah.
cranialpleasure
Meamwhile the Brits piss themselves at the sight of a potato peeler
Glock10mmG20
Oh no they have boxes where you can turn in those deadly peelers and save lives!
RiverRoyal
Potato peeler!?! Where!?! #shitspants
cakeisprettygood
Only if its unregistered
MASSIVESPACEMONKEY
"my moronic thing isn't moronic because that guy also does a moronic thing"
MrPhukett
And as a result have x 2,000 fewer shootings a week.
insevin
Cue the America bashing with an ignorant comment. Oh the irony.
RiverRoyal
It’s ironic in so far as that Americans don’t understand irony. Which makes your comment as a reply very ironic indeed. (If you’re American)
insevin
You and OP seem to only pay attention to the US sensationalism media. If you're judging a society off 1 form of media, you're the ignorant 1
RiverRoyal
I don’t judge you. I love Americans & visit the US regularly. In my country, ‘taking the piss’ is a sign of affection. Don’t be so sensitive
RiverRoyal
“RiverRoyal said such horrible things about the Americans, which is truly ironic: for he loved them dearly.
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Bind3r
They dont like when something points at the problem
GreenNotTheColor
PhoKingYu
AttilaTheHung
...with blood.
HughGDildeaux
seniorteets
A little much, but ok
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seniorteets
I’m good.
ISaidSarcastically
Why don’t you sit this one out, champ.
judobeer67
This is just in a topless girl shot up her school because she was done with being bullied. America ban guns!
Klingon00
Many Americans also suffer from the fantasy that criminals obey signs and laws.
eggmuffin
How so?
Sloppydrunkcatlady
So let's just do away with all laws then because obviously what's the point ammirite??
MrPhukett
Or the fantasy that other countries somehow manage to have fuck all gun deaths?
Sooper88
Psst... most school shooters weren't former felons, they were usually kids that snatched one of their parents many guns laying around.
Sooper88
Also, to add to this, many if not most mass shooters have little to no *criminal history* but have a lot of psychological red flags.
Sooper88
AKA perhaps even being willing to instate some very minor elements of gun control would allow 99.9999% of innocent people that want guns
Sooper88
to have them while potentially cutting down significantly on needless tragedies.
demonic
right? shootings never happen in "gun free zones" /s
MrPhukett
But they tend to happen a massive FUCKTON less in UK or Aus, or ..... etc. Duh.
bamblebimble
And so we should allow guns on school campuses, to be owned by everyone right demonic? Because not knowing who could shoot you but everyone
bamblebimble
Definitely could is a better solution
demonic
because armed security guards aren't the same right WhatsAHuman236147?
TorrentialUpPour
The solution to stopping imperfect humans is to put uniforms on other imperfect humans. Crazy idea: how about a right to self defense?
TheVermonster
Colombine and Parkland both had armed security guards.