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Basic safety
Nov 19, 2017 1:25 PM
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SendMeNoots
No /m/an would be deterred by such trivial risks.
Vhyson
AmAWizard
Terminal thickness
KoRplussomeletters
TheGreatInsomniac
Don't fist android men either...
happyburger
ten bucks says thats actually a guy
TheOne2466
Tarlon
But what if I have a broken hand fetish?
Netskimmer
Yeah, only stick your dick in there. Much safer
Frankinbeijing
Is she an android? This info can help me color the details of what I am thinking.
thefire259
ChinDripps
Tell that to Geralt behind you
cpnbeeb
Who looks like a clone of Mads Mikkelsen.
Mausriel
Wind's howling.
xbolt
Looks like rain.
DriftyFlea
Glory To Mankind
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Digitaldude427
I have money
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
Bean27
Always upvote Rene Rancourt
wonderingWTHAMP
I'm an adult! I'll decide if it's worth the risk!
Xsean92
squelcheswetly
I’ve never been able to get more than two fingers in a woman. Can’t even conceive a fist.
GreenMnM
I might do it just to get my hand to look like the sign... oh yeah, maybe she's cute... eh whatever
Dovieandisetouvyasagain
She should probably be showing that sign to Geralt over there, first
ChestnutCritter
sirbartonslady
What the fuck?
sarahsaurroar
Someone touched my butt when I cosplayed as Hinata from Naurto. Turned to yell and it was a dog. Petted him INSTANTLY.
Imightbetrolling
I am dog. bork, bork.
Chikanboo
Out of curiosity part 1 or part 2
YesThisIsJesus
https://mollysaid.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/wilfred1.jpg
TerritorialRotbart
Was it Akamaru?
sarahsaurroar
I don't remember if it was but it sure was white and adorable. I don't even remember what the owner was cosplaying as. Just remember dog.
Qumefox
brb. Making a fursuit :P
HighSlayerRalton
Ah, the old "Be a dog" strategy.
divitu
1. Be a dog. 2. Don't be not a dog.
TheGhostInAJar
Classy
holyicon
Andro = Male. The proper term for Synthetic Women is "Gynoid"... But never-mind my pedantic arse.
KoRplussomeletters
Need a companion cosplayer with their hand copiously bandaged.
BigBidiza
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
Boom365
Tchyrimi
And now we move through the Forest of Daddy's Fist
ilitirit
You aren't my supervisor
rocketturttle
bigdaddyfatpants
DoublevBomb
Old vacuums sometimes had spinning blades in them. You can read about a few of them in the older Darwin Awards.
Kyshho
I like Aigis
IsThatAJoJoReference
I NEED YOUR HALP
Kyshho
Don't mock my Robo-waifu, she has guns for fingers
IsThatAJoJoReference
I love her too.
Kyshho
IsThatAJoJoReference
I have that on my phone. It's so legendary.
buckhPiSmasher
Nobody is going to make an android girl like that.
Emmaterasu
Copying my comment here: As someone who wants to be an android girl, I doubt they'd put something dangerous in that hole.
buckhPiSmasher
Hello! What kinda software do you run on?
CottonTheClown
She only runs on HARDware. If you know what I mean.
DrunkKingOfImgur
Not with that attitude!
buckhPiSmasher
grammarfairy
I'm willing to bet that the first androids will be hot girls.
Bstone1
The first androids will be in the uncanny valley. EVENTUALLY we will have stupid sexy androids with built in fleshlights.
MemeStealingSkeleton
As long as they don't leave their vaginas in the sink
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Will they wash their fleshlight?
JsiskVillain
Not in the sink!
grammarfairy
WHY IS THERE A CYBORG VAGINA IN THE SINK?!
CottonTheClown
Y tho
AmyBernadettePenny
buckhPiSmasher
The first android girl will be perfectly safe in that area. Some will be built just for the fisting
Kignite
Arthinins
IHaveAMemeForThis
morithum
I gotta hand it to you, that's the perfect gif.
notacobra
I cannot believe this gif and this post have come together but I am so happy.
ALittleScottishPenguinWithAGun
You win.
bloodtypeinfinity
Dear God, it's like a long lost puzzle piece.
RestingBitchFace1985
Absolutely flawless
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
I actually just favorites this post because of your comment.
ShotgunFiend
Holy shit that's good, this needs more upvotes.
MrA007
Best response ever
NonWellKnownImgurian
Bra-fucking-vo
WiseTalons
IsThatAJoJoReference
DISS HAPPENS WHEN YA FIST A HOT ANDROID, JIMBO
FraudulentPepsi
CyriousLordofDerp
You sir win the internet for today.
ParagonFurytheLawgiver
Holy fuck. If we had a version of Reddit Gold here, I'd have just given it to you for that.
HowToDisappearCompleteIy
i wish there was a sequel or some other story in the same universe
Badger421
There are some gif responses so perfect they ought be considered art. You, sir, have created one.
WigglyBits
Just saw this movie for the first time last night. Loved it.
theBlop
UP YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
Came for the android girls, stayed for treasure planet. So that's how he lost his hand...huh.
FilipJonsson33
PrimarchVulkanXVIII
Soulren
Fucking perfect
IraqiWalker
The exact words I wanted to use
YouArePlayingTheGame
Indeed
Carchomatic
Wat dis?
Bevicks
Treasure planet
Swaggynator387
I fucking loved that as a kid. Please tell me the name
Bevicks
Treasure planet
Swaggynator387
You too