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Feb 27, 2017 6:12 PM
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JadedWombat
The comments not having any of OP's faggotry almost makes this shitpost worth it.
CommentingOnMondaysOnly
Free marshmallows and a free sex weekend what a time to be alive
theblackhole08
LadyWidebottom
Not this shit again.
JiffyDealer
Gorillionare
TacoFox
Marshmallows...thats what you kids calling that now?
varvaSasen
Oh fuck off
HingleMcCringleberrie
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SecretVenom
Hand picked, each and everyone. Enjoy!
IronicUsername
Oh, we're doing this dumb shit again
Thorudon
Anyone who does this is faggot material already, but OP had one of these with 19k points or so like, what, 3 days ago? Ffs Imgur...
otisvr123
A likely story.
humourasdryasyourgf
OP should get an audible subscription. There's a really good book called "How to not be Such a Faggot" and they should really give it a try
GravitationalTimeDialation
COME OVER TO MIBAKR'S MARSHMALLOW IMPORIUM, WHERE WE HAVE TOO MANY MARSHMALLOWS, WE ARE PRACTICALLY THROWING THEM AWAY
depressingcomments
That's just what someone who's baiting people into upvoting a post on the grounds of free marshmallows would say.
17AndDeadInside
That's just what someone who's baiting people into upvoting their comment on a post that's saying whoever upvoted gets free marshmallows-
17AndDeadInside
Would say
thelovechildofhitlerandstalin
What if I downvote
EyeTri
Then you owe him a bag.
17AndDeadInside
birthdaybaboon
Space-time continuum collapses and you diverge into a timeline where you ate one less marshmallow.
ShugiMocha
WhatJesusWouldDo
I would honestly rather look at ads than garbage posts like this
Drag0nF1RE
If @op fails to deliver order your own https://nuts.com/chocolatessweets/toppings/mochi/marshmallow-bits.html
mykatfluffy
Thanks for the link. Just ordered $30 worth of candy.
TwoBitFortuneTeller
"if"
JadedWombat
OP promised FREE mashmallows.
ChefHannibal
fuck off
deliciousbiscuit87
'A record bust by the DEA with an estimated street value of 1.2 million. A small Irish man has been detained. Further details at 11'
ritzdogg
moricai
LeFakeDonaldJTrump
17AndDeadInside
ZaphodBbx
Pictures released from recent seizure. The diminutive bearded suspect stated "They're always after me Lucky Charms."
awohl231
Also, he smelled like booze and ireland, police aren't sure which smell was worse. Was wearing a tailored green suit and green hat.
dialasong
+1 for best use of diminutive in an imgur post
dangerousDoc
42/42
Thehumanracestinx
I wish we could favorite comments.
NotACanadian
I wanna make an /r/writingprompt based on your comment and this pic...
ArcaneConjecture
http://imgur.com/npy8w0j
hitlershairydick
Where do the pictures come out when you're haVing the seizure?
McJigglesworth
Specificity is the key element of a well-rounded joke. Well done.
lottahullabaloo
pandataco
Who. does. number. 2. work. for?
DrunkGermanGuy
not gonna lie, from the thumbnail i thought this was seized ecstasy
ShenziMariePredatoraVeldettaJacquelinaHyena
But Lucky doesn't have a beard.
ShenziMariePredatoraVeldettaJacquelinaHyena
Currently
blazor10001
I'm sad they changed the general look of Lucky.
Thesmithlord
This is probably the most clever comment I've ever seen on here. +1!
ErinFromTheOffice
"Anyone who upvotes gets..."
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AimlessSavant
"upvote to get help"
stefanreckson
Amen!! You can say that again!!
mashdempotatoes
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/195/823/5d1.gif
AimlessSavant
"upvote to get help"
Gmayor61
I upvoted and I don't even like marshmallows all that much. I just like watching the world burn
gilgamesh85
a downvote
Riondale
Get over it
AussieBacon
hey man thats not okay, slavery has been illegal for a while now
Theresaholeintheworldthere
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FuckYouCancer
SeventhPredator
DEUS VULT
TheWhiteJonJones
Have you ever had free marshmellows?
BigRoBaggins
SlabGizor117
BigRoBaggins
poorwhitetrash
This is why we need a border fence along Mexico. Drugs like this just walk right across the border. We must stop the leprechauns.
MAYORofTITTYciti
Yeah those bastards keep taking the marshmallows to Mexico, the wall will fence them in and keep and marshmallows where they belong
DoublevBomb
Deport the overly stereotypical & mystical Irish back to Columbia where they belong.
KimchiQueen
Why is this type of post happening again :(
17AndDeadInside
Because @OP felt like posting this type of post
LoTRFanatic42
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and know that half of them are dumber than that." ~George Carlin.
CletusMcFertherburger
Because people like me think "I don't believe this at all, but maybe I should just in case."
TheMagicalMushroom
Just for fucking marshmallows... really. How the hell woul the bundle of sticks, @op, get them to you anyway?!
CletusMcFertherburger
Well, there's this thing called the mail...
TheMagicalMushroom
And you think he would deliver marshmallows to over 10,000 different people across the world...
CletusMcFertherburger
I doubt it, but what if he had actually planned on it and I didn't upvote? I don't know OP's life.
BiteMyShinyMetalTopComment
Bullshit, I'm still waiting for my bar of gold. You can't hurt me twice, imgur.
Potatopinup
You didn't get yours?
stefanreckson
Haha. Your comment made me LoL
Nikadiemus
Beat me to it
Gonz000
there's always that 1 in a billion chance that he'll choose YOU. and you get the marshmellows
yuyufan43
Imgur owes me a bar of gold, happiness, a good night's sleep, a sunny day, marshmallows, and good fortune at this point. PAY UP, IMGUR!
reeceska
I still haven't had my free sex weekend
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CutOffAllTies
Thanks, I nearly forgot to take my upvote back
MrPoopyDickButt
That has an upvote back garuantee though
yuyufan43
I might make your username my pet nickname for my fiancé. lol
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
Wait, what? That was a scam? Fuck. I guess i can pack up my straw and stop harassing the postman now.
GodSiege
Fool me once... shame on me. Fool me..... can't get fooled again
IJustWantedToChimeln
When i read your comment the post was at 911 votes. Coincidence!?
rdswords
...you can't fool the fooler.
mnorthwood13
Hello W.
Sernikb
TheDroidLukeAlmostBought
I'm saving this for later.
DatFrickinAznKid
Load the chopper and let it rain on you
SaxyPlayer96
Damn someone beat me to it
ireallyjustmadethistocomment
Fool me one time, shame on you Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign