Feb 19, 2018 1:22 AM
zlm6984
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Haleelo
v
mrbadxampl
heh... oh, sorry, I said HEH!!!
GarbageKoala
someone should start like a premium subtitles company where they give enough of a fuck to get it right, fix the script, etc
ForeveraKritik
BloodFuedLYFE
This is one of my favorite gifs ever made.
ChronologicalMyopia
FutureHylian
Anime is the worst for that. The subtitle team amd the dub team do not coordinate AT ALL. Although i dont think that applies to you.
HexiHamaski
As a japanese person who watches anime with weeb wife with subtitles on..
DroolingYeastman
HELLO!
Telharmonius
I'm not deaf, but learned to read lips (sorta). It's not easy. Surprising number of movies fudge the closed captioning. And YouTube..damn.
geekgoddess1337
Not deaf. Only hearing impaired. But I definitely get what you mean.
JHawke
As someone who has to take in information.. still sucks. Shit is like a constant echo chamber.
camjava
As a deaf person, this speaks volumes to me... but I really only speak the one volume so....
xellex
*Claps in asl*
helixsong
I think the volume being refered to are book volumes
AcollectionOfOfficeMemes
Type in caps to speak louder please
FwdSlashRoot
THANKS. I'LL BE SURE TO UTILIZE THIS IN MY FUTURE BUSIBESS ENDEAVORS. I THINK THEY'LL LIKE MY MOXY.
AKittenPrincess
I know the sign alphabet and randomly sing the ABC’s and do the signs for them to see if I remember it. People probly think I’m ill
theirishninja
What?
Dinnerbird
Or when the subtitles are horribly out of sync with the dialogue.
InsanityKiwi
Or appear fir only a split second.
Sheldonian
Here, let me help
ghostrobbie
MathewMara
I always get a chuckle from the voice over censoring.
Mishn0
There are some subtitles in the German version of Das Boot like this.
DeanOMiite
Classic Lackey
pumpkinhat
I miss his snarky interviews when he was with the Cards
I couldn't stand him when he was with the Red Sox, except his last year when he was a beast in the playoffs
biggreencow
If you ever watched The Big Lebowski on television, they overdubbed all the cuss words. Leading to this:
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps."
Nearlyburly
Leilaniland
As a hearing person with a deaf sibling, I'm used to watching TV in CC. It pisses me off when speech and text doesn't match up. UNFAIR
DrSharkbite
vthemech
Mother father Chinese dentist
grootybooty
Slippin' Jimmy
DameMarjorieChardem
I will always upvote Mr. Show
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
Whenever I watch Better Call Saul, I think about Mr. Show, like I’m the one who discovered him. It’s good to see how he has progressed.
Ha! That’s so funny! I can sort of relate.
BrickWall46
My university has a big deaf/HoH population (RIT) and I gotta say this is super annoying for a hearing person as well.
I actually went to RIT and graduated there in 2014.
VictorTheViking86
Olive Juice
KiltedCurmudgeon
It works, two.
Jakiller33
Elephant Shoe
teamsleeper
Elephant juice
sexyGandalf12
As a blind person, I can't see shit
tomtom38
Not funny at all, to rag on blind people. Tommy G
Well at least you can't see the -2,673,952 points you have.
mordain23
you arent missing much, shit looks as bad as it smells
bitchinmona
@op I notice that happens a lot. Do you find it offensive? Captions tend to have ‘sanitized’ language. It seems… rude.
It's definitely annoying, I have no idea why they do that.
valen00
Sometimes I watch with subtitles on, mostly when I see them differ they shorten it I presume to make it easier to read. Bugs me but wifey /
Appreciates it, her reading speed is about average, so I imagine there would be many who would like it a whole bunch.
Thanks. It seems to me like they’re infantilizing their audience which is rude af. I didn’t have anyone to ask if it was a thing or not.
It's a huge pet peeve in the deaf community when people withhold information or say "Nevermind, I'll tell you later."
We just want to be included.
malvinav
I'm a CODA, and I couldn't tell you how many times I've had people try to usher the conversation past my parents due to translation time. 1/
This pisses me off to no end. You're willing to repeat whatever you've said six times to your friend who's ignoring you, but I can't take 2/
a minute to interpret what you're saying to an active audience? Don't be rude. 3/3
guactopus
"cool beans!"
HelloToe
"Oh, flapjacks!"
bourbonballs
I'm proud to say I had sex with a deaf chick
was821
* Deaf moaning*
tyjani98
HYYYNNNNEEEUUHHH
nofateeric
They moan with sign language it weird but cool right?
thebunnyhasspoken
I had sex with a deaf dude
B0nerjams03
How was it
Vyrro
Did she talk dirty yo uou?
I guess bragging about it isn't a big risk if she can't hear you bragging...
newandimproving
Am I missing a joke here? How is this an accomplishment?
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
ThatQuietlySmirking
And she didn't even hear you coming.
TouchMeInTheMoonlightAnus
Set 'em up, and knock 'em down.
Shewy92
But she did feel a warm spot in her ear
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
That's a long penis or now that I'm typing this he just... Fucking nevermind.
illogical1
ever have phone sex with a deaf chick? now THATS an achievement.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I think all my phone sex experiences were with deaf people, judgind by the reactions I got.
The3DPrintingPolak
I had sex with a chick that was hard of hearing....
TheAntiJoke
But that's all of them am I right fellas? Fellas?
[deleted]
NachoPete
So... did you help them out or... ?
Cool. I like a story to have closure. Thanks!
...especially if you were the only deaf chick in school.
WhySoSeverusSnape
They just wanted to bang. We say all kinds of shit.
Take it as a compliment
That's pretty fucked. Saying something like that to your face like you should feel complimented that they would want to do that is very 1/2
creepy. At least it showed you who the assholes were right away but still can't imagine why someone would think that's ok. 2/2
MrHaynies
Did it sound like OH OH Oh. Or Ohw Ohw Ohw.
catscratchfever97
Mwah
This was a joke. Please do not crucify me.
PardusXY
But you’re not the messiah, you’re just a very naughty boy.
Hypobaric
We are all very naughty boys on this blessed day.
assholecasserole
TBH deaf people are FUCKING LOUD AS ALL HELL
MikeF1982
I was going to say this but you beat me to it. It's the best when they think they are being sneaky.
I need to find me a deaf woman...
TO BAD THEY CAN'T HEAR US ON HERE. FUCKING DEAF PEOPLE. BEING ALL LOUD AND SHIT.
PrivateNoodles
Can you say that in sign language
GoatBastard
????, ????????? ???? ! ????
zeuswitanoose
KingOfTheMouthBreathers
TopCommenter
Deaf co-workers knew quite well when they were being loud *throwing metal all over the place* by my reaction of being scared shitless.
Haleelo
mrbadxampl
heh... oh, sorry, I said HEH!!!
GarbageKoala
someone should start like a premium subtitles company where they give enough of a fuck to get it right, fix the script, etc
ForeveraKritik
BloodFuedLYFE
This is one of my favorite gifs ever made.
ChronologicalMyopia
FutureHylian
Anime is the worst for that. The subtitle team amd the dub team do not coordinate AT ALL. Although i dont think that applies to you.
HexiHamaski
As a japanese person who watches anime with weeb wife with subtitles on..
DroolingYeastman
HELLO!
Telharmonius
I'm not deaf, but learned to read lips (sorta). It's not easy. Surprising number of movies fudge the closed captioning. And YouTube..damn.
geekgoddess1337
Not deaf. Only hearing impaired. But I definitely get what you mean.
JHawke
As someone who has to take in information.. still sucks. Shit is like a constant echo chamber.
camjava
As a deaf person, this speaks volumes to me... but I really only speak the one volume so....
xellex
HexiHamaski
*Claps in asl*
helixsong
I think the volume being refered to are book volumes
AcollectionOfOfficeMemes
Type in caps to speak louder please
FwdSlashRoot
THANKS. I'LL BE SURE TO UTILIZE THIS IN MY FUTURE BUSIBESS ENDEAVORS. I THINK THEY'LL LIKE MY MOXY.
AKittenPrincess
I know the sign alphabet and randomly sing the ABC’s and do the signs for them to see if I remember it. People probly think I’m ill
theirishninja
What?
Dinnerbird
Or when the subtitles are horribly out of sync with the dialogue.
InsanityKiwi
Or appear fir only a split second.
Sheldonian
Here, let me help
ghostrobbie
MathewMara
I always get a chuckle from the voice over censoring.
Mishn0
There are some subtitles in the German version of Das Boot like this.
DeanOMiite
Classic Lackey
pumpkinhat
I miss his snarky interviews when he was with the Cards
DeanOMiite
I couldn't stand him when he was with the Red Sox, except his last year when he was a beast in the playoffs
biggreencow
biggreencow
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps."
Nearlyburly
Leilaniland
As a hearing person with a deaf sibling, I'm used to watching TV in CC. It pisses me off when speech and text doesn't match up. UNFAIR
DrSharkbite
vthemech
Mother father Chinese dentist
grootybooty
Slippin' Jimmy
DameMarjorieChardem
I will always upvote Mr. Show
37bushelsofpotatoesx2
Whenever I watch Better Call Saul, I think about Mr. Show, like I’m the one who discovered him. It’s good to see how he has progressed.
DameMarjorieChardem
Ha! That’s so funny! I can sort of relate.
BrickWall46
My university has a big deaf/HoH population (RIT) and I gotta say this is super annoying for a hearing person as well.
zlm6984
I actually went to RIT and graduated there in 2014.
VictorTheViking86
Olive Juice
KiltedCurmudgeon
It works, two.
Jakiller33
Elephant Shoe
teamsleeper
Elephant juice
sexyGandalf12
As a blind person, I can't see shit
tomtom38
Not funny at all, to rag on blind people. Tommy G
InsanityKiwi
Well at least you can't see the -2,673,952 points you have.
mordain23
you arent missing much, shit looks as bad as it smells
bitchinmona
@op I notice that happens a lot. Do you find it offensive? Captions tend to have ‘sanitized’ language. It seems… rude.
zlm6984
It's definitely annoying, I have no idea why they do that.
valen00
Sometimes I watch with subtitles on, mostly when I see them differ they shorten it I presume to make it easier to read. Bugs me but wifey /
valen00
Appreciates it, her reading speed is about average, so I imagine there would be many who would like it a whole bunch.
bitchinmona
Thanks. It seems to me like they’re infantilizing their audience which is rude af. I didn’t have anyone to ask if it was a thing or not.
zlm6984
It's a huge pet peeve in the deaf community when people withhold information or say "Nevermind, I'll tell you later."
zlm6984
We just want to be included.
malvinav
I'm a CODA, and I couldn't tell you how many times I've had people try to usher the conversation past my parents due to translation time. 1/
malvinav
This pisses me off to no end. You're willing to repeat whatever you've said six times to your friend who's ignoring you, but I can't take 2/
malvinav
a minute to interpret what you're saying to an active audience? Don't be rude. 3/3
guactopus
Sheldonian
"cool beans!"
ghostrobbie
HelloToe
"Oh, flapjacks!"
bourbonballs
I'm proud to say I had sex with a deaf chick
was821
* Deaf moaning*
tyjani98
HYYYNNNNEEEUUHHH
nofateeric
They moan with sign language it weird but cool right?
thebunnyhasspoken
I had sex with a deaf dude
B0nerjams03
How was it
Vyrro
Did she talk dirty yo uou?
mrbadxampl
I guess bragging about it isn't a big risk if she can't hear you bragging...
newandimproving
Am I missing a joke here? How is this an accomplishment?
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
ThatQuietlySmirking
And she didn't even hear you coming.
TouchMeInTheMoonlightAnus
Set 'em up, and knock 'em down.
Shewy92
But she did feel a warm spot in her ear
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
That's a long penis or now that I'm typing this he just... Fucking nevermind.
illogical1
ever have phone sex with a deaf chick? now THATS an achievement.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
I think all my phone sex experiences were with deaf people, judgind by the reactions I got.
The3DPrintingPolak
I had sex with a chick that was hard of hearing....
TheAntiJoke
But that's all of them am I right fellas? Fellas?
[deleted]
[deleted]
NachoPete
So... did you help them out or... ?
[deleted]
[deleted]
NachoPete
Cool. I like a story to have closure. Thanks!
TouchMeInTheMoonlightAnus
...especially if you were the only deaf chick in school.
WhySoSeverusSnape
They just wanted to bang. We say all kinds of shit.
WhySoSeverusSnape
Take it as a compliment
B0nerjams03
That's pretty fucked. Saying something like that to your face like you should feel complimented that they would want to do that is very 1/2
B0nerjams03
creepy. At least it showed you who the assholes were right away but still can't imagine why someone would think that's ok. 2/2
MrHaynies
Did it sound like OH OH Oh. Or Ohw Ohw Ohw.
catscratchfever97
Mwah
MrHaynies
This was a joke. Please do not crucify me.
PardusXY
But you’re not the messiah, you’re just a very naughty boy.
Hypobaric
We are all very naughty boys on this blessed day.
assholecasserole
TBH deaf people are FUCKING LOUD AS ALL HELL
MikeF1982
I was going to say this but you beat me to it. It's the best when they think they are being sneaky.
PardusXY
I need to find me a deaf woman...
MrHaynies
TO BAD THEY CAN'T HEAR US ON HERE. FUCKING DEAF PEOPLE. BEING ALL LOUD AND SHIT.
PrivateNoodles
Can you say that in sign language
GoatBastard
????, ????????? ???? ! ????
zeuswitanoose
KingOfTheMouthBreathers
TopCommenter
Deaf co-workers knew quite well when they were being loud *throwing metal all over the place* by my reaction of being scared shitless.