AlecZander77
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So I left my house to get groceries from the 24 hour store down the road. I see a cop parked close to the road, no lights on. Looking for drunk drivers I assume. I go to the store, get my stuff, and go back to the car. I pull up to the last red light on my way there. I'm sitting waiting for nobody to go, knowing the cop is nearby. As I'm waiting, a matte black mitsubishi pulls up next to me, stickers all over the body, green neon lights under the body. His stereo was blaring music I've heard in Mexican restaurants. He rolls his window down and starts revving his engine at me. I look over at him and scoff, only pissing him off. He sticks his head out the window and yells "Pussy!" Uh oh. Now you've done it Sir. I nod back and rev my engine a little, making him laugh. When the light goes green, he goes tearing off, and I calmly leave the light. The cop sees him and pulls him over, and I just drove on home.
:: TL;DR ::
Beaner thought he could be coll, but he got played like a fool.
tophatmophat
@OP, why'd you call him a beaner?
flefla
terriblethunderlizards
i like how im not sure if i believe you, but i like the story anyway.
ThisIsNoCave
It was about that time I noticed the other driver was a 50-foot creature from the Paleolithic era...
PapaSloth
I honestly didn't know the Loch Ness monster was Mexican.
secretshutter
Racist
hakalugi
"beaner" ? remember, they're MexiCANs not MexiCAN'TS