Feb 17, 2017 12:44 AM
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Dyslexicglove
I call bullshit. Every KKK member ive met has been well traveled. In fact thats what spurred their beleifs.
Matter06
He became a weeb. Ban travel then there will be no weebs
Helmacon
Nah. My dad used to travel a lot, but it just gave him more cultures to hate.
snakeoilsalesman
TheInappropriateJoker
its better in reverse.
Gnostici
Then he flew to the Middle East, and his head was cut off.
FrostytheSnowcolt
A man realizes the folly of racism after traveling the world and discovering that every single racial stereotype is true.
Gardosurro
That's ZenPencil for you.
Midgarmerc
You never watched Lost in Translation? If anything travel made those white people SIGNIFICANTLY more intolerant of other cultures.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
You can call him narrow minded but he seemed pretty open to accepting the plane ticket from some chick who broke into his house.
ematic
Yea... the world isn't full of progressive, open minded, hunky dory people out there, as college campus stoners lead you to believe.
NSATailoredAccessOperationsUnit
After travelling to more than 40 countries I now hate everyone equally including my own country.
textilelover
Racism averted, misanthropy confirmed! As it should be, people pretty much suck.
humaneffigy
"Bitch I make minimum wage"
Khaotix11
This is also a good argument against putting an over importance on multiculturalism.
YukonGold
Depends on your idea of multiculturalism. For me, everyone is welcome if they open a restaurant. A store selling original crafts is a bonus.
Yeah, but the "anything goes" approach isn't good
I agree-but am for sharing cultures with others. Thus speaks the woman with Welsh, Ukrainian, Polish, Metis, English, Irish, etc. ancestry.
whydoievengotothissite
TheMeddlingMonk
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Living in a world where everyone likes Bart Simpson seems pretty sweet, to be fair.
ImMisterMeeseeksLookAtMee
I fucking hate it when all the other races portray us white people as some white supermacy idiots.
RepresentativeOfNorway
Now read it backwards
BuddyDwyer
Mistamage
He was never the same after that little kid kicked away his soccer ball.
Ball stolen, drops dim sum, gets attacked by arab, can't see Carnivale b/c of crowd, gets robbed in India, plane's delayed, becomes racist.
MadMupp
Arnt places like India voted the most racist/prejudice places on Earth?
Dragas
Oh look, its zen "if i becone a feminist ill get much pussy" pencils.
SLTWWS
Why you gotta be a dick brah?
So you wouldn't repeat the same retarded mistakes he did.
FPAwperbad
Giving ISIS plane tickets seems like it'd be a bad move.
IPutLinesOnPaper
Great, now he's a weeaboo.
LizardEnterprises
Yeah bullshit. My grandmother has been to every continent except Antarctica. It only made her more racist...
Areyoubiginjapan
Change the main character to a woman or a gay person and have them visit Saudi Arabia.
kojenk
"lets change the situation completely because thats how it works"
Just saying some cultures do suck ass.
AnzioAnchobi
Or change that person to a Muslim extremist. Murder on every continent.
DoublevBomb
Realistically, I'd expect them to just deny me entry rather than outright kill me, but yeah, it's on the long list of never-visit places.
Tassyr
Honestly I think this is a serious exaggeration. If you go into something with a horrible attitude, you're not likely to come out happy 1/?
flyingskejaquita
I grew up in White Breadland. Living in Asia for a year and Europe for 6 certainly added to my world view
and well rounded after. He'd have to have at least curiosity or something to play on. Most die-hard nutbags who're of the "Join the 2/3
fucking klan" levels probably don't. 3/3
CheddarFiend
Also people easily waive off personal experiences without changing their ideology. "All Muslims are terrorists!" "Oh, except my friend Ali"
FishTerrorist
You just described a good portion of, "An Idiot Abroad"
diabolicalpenguinarmyoverulesallupvotes
I think this applies to inherited beliefs and prejudices. Half of what church/family taught me was crushed just going to college outof state
MeowWoof
I'm voting for "he would find the McDonalds in every city and bitch that the big mac doesn't taste right"
Exactly. This.
MattTheShy
Idk man I travelled across Western Europe and if anything it made me a little more racist. Mostly against North Africans and Eastern Europe
They litter and crowd every high traffic area/"tourist spot" aggressively selling garbage to any American looking person. It's awful.
illegalacorn
Video games have made me very prejudiced against Russians. They always suck.
To be fair, a skilled Zarya can be a huge headache to play against. She just never FUCKING DIES.
No, I'm saying ethnic russians fucking suck at playing video games.
StradiaLunatic
NotSureIfSatireOrOpinion
CandidGamera
"Man becomes avid collector of kitsch after finding out all stereotypes are true"
SirChadwellHeath
Replaces rifles with katanas
krapmyself
Are sure about that? Because as I grew older and traveled and learned about people, the more I hated them.
basball6969
Did you get any sweet katana out of it?
VIAI
This. Travelling the world probably made me less tolerant to be honest.
But did you hate them wholesale 'cause people suck or did you hate certain people just 'cause they looked a certain way?
It's what's inside that counts. And they all have bastard flavored filling.
ediblecock
Pmuch. My dad worked abroad in Yemen for a few years and grew morally disgusted with Islam after learning of the horrid conditions it caused
Dawnstempest
Wait until he hears about the rape gangs rampaging in Sweden and Germany, with consent of their governments!
raidleadergutts
No no, you can't say that! Islam is the best religion, women have more rights in islam & they're totally tolerant. If you disagree you 1
must be islamophobic & that isn't allowed! 2
SpoilFlunk
Go wash your mouth with a bar of soap!!! Stop using profanity.
rouverius
As an American living outside of the US, this is only partly true; at best.
waltjrimmer
There are people who can stay racist despite having their lives saved and being cared for the people they hate. Haters gonna hate.
mentallychallengeaccepted
You mean you didn't stop beeing a raging neonazi after you played ball with some colored kids?..
ImmortanTox
No man, this is supposed to be an accurate representation of how to cure racism and this is how it always goes!
kongfuchicken
I think the main point is that most people have the potential to change. Not everyone will and the world's still full of shitters but still.
grabthembythepussy
My colleague became a supremacist after being a teacher for 3 years in Indonesia,so yea
Somehow that's not much of a surprise, particularly if they were working in much rougher conditions than they would elsewhere.
St...Story time? >.>
realwomenfightnaked
Ive been robbed overseas and met some jackasses. "Grass is always greener" complex is pretty high in America.
iuploadbearpics
And the Europeans that try to convince us the rest of the world is doing it better than us.
DouglasRamsey
uhhhh they are. only thing we're ranked first in is GDP, Military spending and # of inmates in prisons.
So you're just going to completely ignore our population is much higher than those places your comparing us to??
lol always finding another excuse. we're highest GDP. WE ARE THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. maybe our govt should be providing services?
blowmetwotimes
Most here have no fucking idea how good it really is because they havent left moms basement safe space. a lot of snowflakes meet this 1/?
criteria as they have no travel experience & learn about life from a college professor.
Colvane
Could have stopped at sending the racist to Carnivale. Noone could endure that much glorious, glistening brown ass and still be racist.
ButTheyForgotAboutRae
Currently living in the Caribbean. Can confirm. Booty is irresistable lol
Specially if it's brown ass.
HellMel
Brown Ass Glistens Better. Fact.
thatDnDNERD
It's true source: I'm brown.
wagonburner5000
+1 for glorious, glistening brown ass
Rhoam
Exactly
GetSchwifty
Thats the frame when he goes from grumpy to "HOLY SHIT OTHER RACES GOT BOOTY."
ThatTransformersDude
Booty +
TurboSloth
It is the booty, that binds us.
januskincaid
One booty to rule them all, one booty to find them, one booty to bring them all, and in the darkness... bind them.
javer80
We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us: BOOTY!
Dyslexicglove
I call bullshit. Every KKK member ive met has been well traveled. In fact thats what spurred their beleifs.
Matter06
He became a weeb. Ban travel then there will be no weebs
Helmacon
Nah. My dad used to travel a lot, but it just gave him more cultures to hate.
snakeoilsalesman
TheInappropriateJoker
its better in reverse.
Gnostici
Then he flew to the Middle East, and his head was cut off.
FrostytheSnowcolt
A man realizes the folly of racism after traveling the world and discovering that every single racial stereotype is true.
Gardosurro
That's ZenPencil for you.
Midgarmerc
You never watched Lost in Translation? If anything travel made those white people SIGNIFICANTLY more intolerant of other cultures.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
You can call him narrow minded but he seemed pretty open to accepting the plane ticket from some chick who broke into his house.
ematic
Yea... the world isn't full of progressive, open minded, hunky dory people out there, as college campus stoners lead you to believe.
NSATailoredAccessOperationsUnit
After travelling to more than 40 countries I now hate everyone equally including my own country.
textilelover
Racism averted, misanthropy confirmed! As it should be, people pretty much suck.
humaneffigy
"Bitch I make minimum wage"
Khaotix11
This is also a good argument against putting an over importance on multiculturalism.
YukonGold
Depends on your idea of multiculturalism. For me, everyone is welcome if they open a restaurant. A store selling original crafts is a bonus.
Khaotix11
Yeah, but the "anything goes" approach isn't good
YukonGold
I agree-but am for sharing cultures with others. Thus speaks the woman with Welsh, Ukrainian, Polish, Metis, English, Irish, etc. ancestry.
whydoievengotothissite
TheMeddlingMonk
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Living in a world where everyone likes Bart Simpson seems pretty sweet, to be fair.
ImMisterMeeseeksLookAtMee
I fucking hate it when all the other races portray us white people as some white supermacy idiots.
RepresentativeOfNorway
Now read it backwards
BuddyDwyer
Mistamage
He was never the same after that little kid kicked away his soccer ball.
ematic
Ball stolen, drops dim sum, gets attacked by arab, can't see Carnivale b/c of crowd, gets robbed in India, plane's delayed, becomes racist.
MadMupp
Arnt places like India voted the most racist/prejudice places on Earth?
Dragas
Oh look, its zen "if i becone a feminist ill get much pussy" pencils.
SLTWWS
Why you gotta be a dick brah?
Dragas
So you wouldn't repeat the same retarded mistakes he did.
FPAwperbad
Giving ISIS plane tickets seems like it'd be a bad move.
IPutLinesOnPaper
Great, now he's a weeaboo.
LizardEnterprises
Yeah bullshit. My grandmother has been to every continent except Antarctica. It only made her more racist...
Areyoubiginjapan
Change the main character to a woman or a gay person and have them visit Saudi Arabia.
kojenk
"lets change the situation completely because thats how it works"
Areyoubiginjapan
Just saying some cultures do suck ass.
AnzioAnchobi
Or change that person to a Muslim extremist. Murder on every continent.
DoublevBomb
Realistically, I'd expect them to just deny me entry rather than outright kill me, but yeah, it's on the long list of never-visit places.
Tassyr
Honestly I think this is a serious exaggeration. If you go into something with a horrible attitude, you're not likely to come out happy 1/?
flyingskejaquita
I grew up in White Breadland. Living in Asia for a year and Europe for 6 certainly added to my world view
Tassyr
and well rounded after. He'd have to have at least curiosity or something to play on. Most die-hard nutbags who're of the "Join the 2/3
Tassyr
fucking klan" levels probably don't. 3/3
CheddarFiend
Also people easily waive off personal experiences without changing their ideology. "All Muslims are terrorists!" "Oh, except my friend Ali"
FishTerrorist
You just described a good portion of, "An Idiot Abroad"
diabolicalpenguinarmyoverulesallupvotes
I think this applies to inherited beliefs and prejudices. Half of what church/family taught me was crushed just going to college outof state
MeowWoof
I'm voting for "he would find the McDonalds in every city and bitch that the big mac doesn't taste right"
Tassyr
Exactly. This.
MattTheShy
Idk man I travelled across Western Europe and if anything it made me a little more racist. Mostly against North Africans and Eastern Europe
MattTheShy
They litter and crowd every high traffic area/"tourist spot" aggressively selling garbage to any American looking person. It's awful.
illegalacorn
Video games have made me very prejudiced against Russians. They always suck.
DoublevBomb
To be fair, a skilled Zarya can be a huge headache to play against. She just never FUCKING DIES.
illegalacorn
No, I'm saying ethnic russians fucking suck at playing video games.
StradiaLunatic
NotSureIfSatireOrOpinion
CandidGamera
"Man becomes avid collector of kitsch after finding out all stereotypes are true"
SirChadwellHeath
Replaces rifles with katanas
krapmyself
Are sure about that? Because as I grew older and traveled and learned about people, the more I hated them.
basball6969
Did you get any sweet katana out of it?
VIAI
This. Travelling the world probably made me less tolerant to be honest.
textilelover
But did you hate them wholesale 'cause people suck or did you hate certain people just 'cause they looked a certain way?
krapmyself
It's what's inside that counts. And they all have bastard flavored filling.
ediblecock
Pmuch. My dad worked abroad in Yemen for a few years and grew morally disgusted with Islam after learning of the horrid conditions it caused
Dawnstempest
Wait until he hears about the rape gangs rampaging in Sweden and Germany, with consent of their governments!
raidleadergutts
No no, you can't say that! Islam is the best religion, women have more rights in islam & they're totally tolerant. If you disagree you 1
raidleadergutts
must be islamophobic & that isn't allowed! 2
SpoilFlunk
Go wash your mouth with a bar of soap!!! Stop using profanity.
rouverius
As an American living outside of the US, this is only partly true; at best.
waltjrimmer
There are people who can stay racist despite having their lives saved and being cared for the people they hate. Haters gonna hate.
mentallychallengeaccepted
You mean you didn't stop beeing a raging neonazi after you played ball with some colored kids?..
ImmortanTox
No man, this is supposed to be an accurate representation of how to cure racism and this is how it always goes!
kongfuchicken
I think the main point is that most people have the potential to change. Not everyone will and the world's still full of shitters but still.
grabthembythepussy
My colleague became a supremacist after being a teacher for 3 years in Indonesia,so yea
DoublevBomb
Somehow that's not much of a surprise, particularly if they were working in much rougher conditions than they would elsewhere.
NotSureIfSatireOrOpinion
St...Story time? >.>
realwomenfightnaked
Ive been robbed overseas and met some jackasses. "Grass is always greener" complex is pretty high in America.
iuploadbearpics
And the Europeans that try to convince us the rest of the world is doing it better than us.
DouglasRamsey
uhhhh they are. only thing we're ranked first in is GDP, Military spending and # of inmates in prisons.
iuploadbearpics
So you're just going to completely ignore our population is much higher than those places your comparing us to??
DouglasRamsey
lol always finding another excuse. we're highest GDP. WE ARE THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. maybe our govt should be providing services?
blowmetwotimes
Most here have no fucking idea how good it really is because they havent left moms basement safe space. a lot of snowflakes meet this 1/?
blowmetwotimes
criteria as they have no travel experience & learn about life from a college professor.
Colvane
Could have stopped at sending the racist to Carnivale. Noone could endure that much glorious, glistening brown ass and still be racist.
ButTheyForgotAboutRae
Currently living in the Caribbean. Can confirm. Booty is irresistable lol
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Specially if it's brown ass.
HellMel
Brown Ass Glistens Better. Fact.
thatDnDNERD
It's true source: I'm brown.
wagonburner5000
+1 for glorious, glistening brown ass
Rhoam
Exactly
GetSchwifty
Thats the frame when he goes from grumpy to "HOLY SHIT OTHER RACES GOT BOOTY."
ThatTransformersDude
Booty +
TurboSloth
It is the booty, that binds us.
januskincaid
One booty to rule them all, one booty to find them, one booty to bring them all, and in the darkness... bind them.
javer80
We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us: BOOTY!