TheTaterNutz
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Dec 8, 2018 3:11 PM
TheTaterNutz
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PoliticalWanderer
thisuserdoesnotexisthere
Tombaugh
Give a list of passwords but only to your porn, cam and side chick accounts. Maintain direct eye contact.
tywysogess
That's the opposite of trust. If you trust them to be faithful, you wouldn't ever need to test that by snooping
Cranbananarama
If you need my passwords, there are already trust issues.
Punificent1
spacecadet103
Thymantistoboggan
SolaceHaestas
damics
HulkHoganWeComingForYouNiiiigaaaaa
EatingSnow
beardedbeerdeer
Before dumping her, he should have a laugh by testing the waters and asking the same if her.
LokiShade
Get ready for your brother to be in a long, fucked up relationship. Cuz if she's still his GF after that, that's what's happenin'.
vote4mclovin
These account scammers are getting more and more clever.
PermanentBeta
These days, trust means “I want to know everything so I don’t have to ACTUALLY trust you”
HoldOnToYourGifs
Hit the nail on the head. This is not trust. It's control.
OtterlyMagnificent
Well, anyone who knows me well enough, knows my password. Which is currently Me, and only me.
NoForethought
Technically its Omniscience
wsando
orionlpax
the fact she asked proves she's not the one, kick her ass to the curb
Gloin15
You first, bitch.
MajorNikon
Good luck with that.
DukeDarkwood
If she doesn't give them, there's no trust.
DontFilmVerticallyAsshole
someone did not understand the concept of trust
MajorNikon
Saint Ronnie says trust but verify.
Dagordae
Which is an oxymoron. If you have to check, you don't actually trust them. Which, well, some things are too important to take on faith.
Tezunegari
I'd give her a list of passwords. Not the ones I use and if she confronts me about them... she doesn't trust me.
DC1123
If she asks for them she doesnt trust him
PoliticalWanderer
I have a bit of understated advice that I think might be of use to your brother.
Ruudeboy
I know some dudes that have a hard time letting go of a girl because she is willing to have sex.
Neurisko
A lot of people are desperate to not be alone because the media portray singles as failures.
ActionJohnnie
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BC2k2
Or they are terrified of being alone. My own mother was one of those. She put up with YEARS of of my stepdad's shit b/c she couldn't handle
BC2k2
being alone. Then after he decided to leave her she acted like she threw him out.
captain5
Thats why Im single and sexless. I aint putting up with that kind of shit for some 30 min of pleasure.
sanaujiram
30 minutes? ? in four years we went from 1 minute average to maybe 7-15minutes tops. Sometimes still around a minutes
Yinyang107
Yes, I'm sure that's the reason.
temujin9
When there's catches such as yourself in the sea, how _could_ he resist, right?
Steve0071
Quite a few guys like that, actually.. They all come to regret it..eventually.
BklynPunisher
That’s called being Pussy whipped.
Deadlynitro
Sorry love I use last pass that generates a random password for me. Even I don't know them. I use biometrics to access the app too ?
HorseHeadMonster
Then give me one of your fingers...
BC2k2
That chick does psycho-eyes wayyyy too well. Makes me glad my wife just looks ridiculous when she tries to pull it off.
Deadlynitro
I believe I said biometrics, your guess as to what type ?
HorseHeadMonster
Give me one of your eyes too.
elganif
As a database admin that would be a hard "maybe you shouldn't be in relationships then - at all" from me.
BenSnow97
you were supposed to destroy the relationship, not join it
valen00
My wife knows the password for the TV computer, that's about it. Anything else she has her own logon and password that I don't know. Oh, I /
valen00
know the password for the netflix account that's in her name.
Prinzka
"Yes, I'll just risk my security clearance."
EatsBees
Oh fuck that. Gave my ex total access to all of my accounts...well...he's my ex, so let's leave it at that
Yesisaidthat
So... You single?? *creeper.gif*
EatsBees
Yes! And working on getting my life in order. It's been in shambles for the past 7 years
Yesisaidthat
So... Ready to jump into another mistake? =P In all seriousness Im glad you're in a better situation and working to make it better.
EatsBees
Lol nooooo. I am very fucked up; I don't want to inflict myself on someone until I've resolved some things. A lot of things.
Yesisaidthat
Arnt we all to some extent? Whats your next step?
cousteau
finnsto
Idsertian
Red flag? More like black flag. Disqualified from relationship.
Idsertian
Jesus Christ, people, it's a motorsport joke. Red = stop race. Black = disqualified. Use your Google, children.
Rajelf
So stick with the theme instead of trying to derail it, just post a fucking black flag
JustAnotherImgurHuman
Ignorance is easy. That's why it's so popular.
cousteau
That's racist!
Idsertian
enderite
Xarallon
This could easily be turned into a fucking spooky gif
barbqspareribs
Is this oag?
enderite
Yup
ThaneofGlamis
Looks like it
helmeri
I wouldn't even trust myself with that list.
Tarmaccian
Password managers exist for exactly that reason.
Vaflukongurin
FullMetalTaquito
Vaflukongurin
FisterMantastic
Yeah what is this from?
Phischstaebchen
Is that Winston?
DontLurkAtMyBanana
Yup
MadMontyMN
Duraxis
Mr Wednesday. Watch American gods, 84/ an amazing show
Duraxis
*its. Don’t know why it put 84
preposterousgoathate
When you get sick of the amount of screen time the wife gets then read the novel.
Phischstaebchen
:D
Duraxis
I still haven’t read it. I own it, but I still have a dozen books I need to read
Foxsayy
Where’s the GIF from?
avellen
It's from American gods.
Faultlines
It's Mr Wednesday from American Gods
secretdpp
Do you know his name?
Ashboomstick
Ian McShane. the gif is from Deadwood, not American Gods.
TsunamiFear
No, it's from American Gods, i remember the scene well
Chalybos
The OP is Deadwood, the question was about the one with him in a modern setting. And that one is from American Gods.
secretdpp
I was making a joke based on his AG performance, final scene of S1
TheMellowMoron
Tell that bitch to jog on
Mammasheen
Stroll on sweetheart
Prepress2
Yup
Vungor
waudey912
BurgerExplosion
PopeyeTheSailor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRZJdWBblXM
CamelWides6
Kick rocks, bitch.
TheMellowMoron
ChelsTehHazelnut
Her asking for his passwords is literally the opposite of building a relationship based on trust. THE OPPOSITE!
McRino
Log on....
DeeLightfulme
This is my new favourite phrase.
Thelrishlnquistion
TheMellowMoron
TheTaterNutz
Bitches love joggin
degenerator
His likes login.
Vungor
SquidShadeyWadey
Did they break
shermanCG
Bitches love “adventures”
grammarfairy
Bitches hate jogging, because they're all tripping over nothing
TheMellowMoron
BallisticPenguin
WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
https://imgur.com/nYnNEhb
Slimeustas
as much as cannons?
Chameleon56
DontLookBackInAnger
Guys, don’t ever put up with this shit. It’s never going to get better. Just worse.
Prepress2
Yup
burgerflaps
I put up with it once. It got MUCH better and turned awesome... and then still ended up in divorce... so yeah. Run.
binbons
Also, what about the trust of friends who confide in you via social media/email & suddenly have their secrets aired to an insecure partner?
Agiamsa
This. So much this.
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
i know from experience.
DidNotIntendToBeHereThisLong
My mums bf wanted a joint bank account within 2 months of seeing each other. I told her to run, she didnt. Surprise! Hes abusive
fullsheet
Trust me I'm dealing with packing and moving out this very second after 10 years of this kinda behavior. Still on imgur tho ha
GoochoLibre
As a feminist I agree entirely. Gentlemen, you deserve better! You deserve affection but also trust and breathing room. NOT obsession.
wtforero
I offered my phone code to my wife, but not all passwords, but that was after years of us being together
possumsandwich
Had an ex do that shit. He got progressively insecure and would log onto my Facebook, read messages and texts to prove I was "unloyal"...
PennFifteen
Sorry, I just had to make sure ;)
alphabase117
Tried that in the past and it only became worse. We shouldn’t confuse trust with insecurity-wannabe-cure
thisisprocrastination
In principle I wouldn't mind both having read access to the others stuff. In practice, it would probably come with other issues.
IDidntDoIt
Yeah but that shit comes with time. Not straight off the bat demanding passwords.
theGildedDanMan
Yeah it’s different if they just end up with your passwords cuz over time you’ve given them gradually, but to demand them? Gtfo.
Comet260
Why would you want to see that stuff?
thisisprocrastination
For greater insight.
Comet260
What if all I have is reddit and Imgur?
thisisprocrastination
Then you're a dude. Who also has email, btw.
DontLookBackInAnger
Girls too, trust goes both ways and unless you’ve violated that trust, you’re not responsible for their insecurities
frostman233
Yup, and often times when someone is suspicious of what you may be doing, they are projecting what they have or would do.
StillNotYouTube
Even if you have violated that trust, it isn't going to work out if they need access to everything.
pilojo
I can see the need for transparency if you've violated the trust in the relationship. Though, relationships run off trust. If you can't be/2
pilojo
trusted/can't give trust, you don't have a relationship.
shawnthor
This is a fine dance.
forgetthisnoise
Trust but verify! There should be an option if you feel like shady shit is happening again that you should be able to ask them to log in 1
forgetthisnoise
or whatever then and there and show you there's nothing to worry about.
thisuserdoesnotexisthere
theblankgamer23
PAIGE NO!
superanth
Scaroused.
bmickeydeeznuts
I farted?
BC2k2
"Forever"
JackedUpGinger
Paige no!
Welshhoppo
I am scared and turned on in equal measure.
barbqspareribs
I would wife this crazy broad so hard
NotAHugeSpider
leinnai
There goes my 7 hours of sleep
TheTaterNutz
nateglen350
DO NOT ever put that dick in crazy, get the hell out
KentuckyFriedChildren
Have been there, can relate, 110% correct. RUUUUNNNNNNNMN
TwoWordsDude
Scorny
AlmightyThor117
Hornary
NotAHugeSpider
Phischstaebchen
ASavageBear
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Asikar
RantMannequin
Overly attached girlfriend , why do I find you so hot?
monochrony
Because she is.
LarvaLamp
Because she is quite attractive
RantMannequin
I like the crazy part too
skeletor119
My wife and I actually ran into her at a brewery in Denton, Texas. She is really quite nice and took photos with us.
RightToJailNoTrial
Pics or it didn't happen
Runner55
Doot
skeletor119
RightToJailNoTrial
OMG OP DELIVERED, LETS SEND DOG PICS.
BC2k2
Dot