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Jan 2, 2019 3:16 PM
StJohnny
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Thymantistoboggan
chrissolikesbeer
But reincarnated in a family that had health insurance so not doing too bad.
ProjectKurtz
besn
"Oh no, not again."
usedtolickclitsalot
"Oh no, not these niggas again..."
ManInTheBox21
"welcome back." - top ten strangest things to hear the doctor say to your newborn.
Ringbellsbiggavel
That kid like, "You motherfuckers"
Hybris51129
Dad: "I resemble that remark!"
cunninglinguist85
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
(cue music) "Hello Darkness my old friend..."
oddfinrir
New Game+
Veggisaurus
Maybe he got what he wanted. A new start and clean slate.
SemiErectForYourPleasureLadies
That kid already plottin
buttbuttpartywagon
Makes so much sense, babies a pretty much designed to try and kill themselves
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Finrau
The baby genius covered this. In time the memories will fade and it will become someone new.
Quiziato
And the cycle of hell continues.
IReallyNeedAHobby
"If I show a zero on the APGAR scale my birth certificate and death certificate will come stapled together."
FreeCascadiaNow
You guys won’t believe this shit. I was just inside that bitch!
RashDecision
What if we are born with all of the memories of our prior life, only to forget them over the course of the next few minutes?
KarakLohr
Look around for stories about the creepy things kids say. A not insignificant chunk of them involve references to past lives.
theycallmeMrGlass
When you trying to get some pussy, but they cut you off before you can make it there.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
You fucking degenerate .. +1
Ajapaneseschoolgirl
*Vietnam flashbacks*
FutureHylian
*flashforwards
RandomBanana9
*flashlefts
chupathingy99
*flashrights
iHateGames
Fleshlights?
RelartOfGivia
....and now you live in Alabama to boot
Ringbellsbiggavel
Noooooooo
TacoFox
and already addicted to meth
gaberham
pugcashingout
In russia, as a punishment
1Camuyelninja
all this sounds like the begging of avengers 4...
cryptidofthewood
I'd be pissed.
Chadkos
Benedict Bornnewbatch
usedtolickclitsalot
ruferto
thats why babies are like that. they die. they go to a warm, safe place. then some asshole pulls them out and slaps them on the ass. 1/2
ruferto
theyre like "what, again?" and then they go insane, almost every single tme. just cry and go insane.
ruferto
and then they eventually forget everything... and it begins anew
eduardoluizsoaresoliveira3
Vagege
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
KaJuN
That's a pretty good respawn time after a suicide.
StormWingDelta
lol normally the shock of killing themselves slows them down but if you think about it spirits don't care about time like we do so...
StormWingDelta
30 seconds to us might be a few decades to them
SisterSpooky01
Must have been a quick timer in the GY. lol
axanochka
isness
Piiiisssss
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
is it normal for babies to be so.... calm and alert when they are born ?
katanatripsis
I’m more surprised it can lift its own head like that. It usually takes weeks, maybe months.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Late baby?
FloofyMcFluffins
This baby looks like its a few weeks old already. So I would say that this is from a movie or something reinacting a birth.
triflersNeedNot
Mine was. Didn't even cry, just opened his eyes and looked around like "Oh, is this all mine? Cool."
FuzzyX
Imagine being cozy in your home for months then being squeezed though a weird hole into an alien landscape parallel dimension.
butlerfetish
It's not abnormal, but I'd hazard to say not common, either. My 2nd son was pretty chill for a day or two before he got going.
SoraHjort
So basically they were shellshocked from being evicted so suddenly.
butlerfetish
Kid #1 was pissed after a 12 hour labor. Kid #2 was pretty quiet after 38 hours. You may be on to something.
levzin
Hahaha most definitely not
wheresmybanana
That kids’ already seen some shit.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
nobody likes to talk about the dirty side of childbirth
GingerLaird
He did just come out of his mom's vagina, I believe.
fbutt09
Might be C-section tho
hanysisko
During birth its quite possible
ArtOzz
Yeeeah, thats awesome. They sometimes dont tell Mommy that she'll be pooping in front of people. Being a guy is just great.
attofreak
Cheers to that, fellow man! *upvotes with penis*
jellyonrooster
I assisted my wife during birth and lemme tell you there was lots of poo
SnoozyBat
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
fbutt09
VampireHisses
Not going to lie , the idea of reincarnation scares me. I don't want to come back, and I've had a reasonably good life.
Quebeker
you are suppose to have it better as you understand things and are a better human to eventually be spiritual. so you are close to the end.
tigertigerwoodsyall
What if life on earth was heaven and hell and your current life determines how difficult your next one will be.
Sheiryn
Reincarnation IS everlasting life!
FuzzyX
Even if you get reincarnated you would soon forget your past life like a fading dream.
eggmuffin
I'd rather have something than nothing. Regardless, it's a moot point as even the most superstitious people don't believe memories transfer.
jazzwicket
Plenty of superstitious people believe exactly that.
krissypoojackets
Indians believe we are reincarnated and spend a lifetime as every other person that’s ever lived. We all live each other’s lives eventually.
Oscill8s
Reminds me of: http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html
ButDoesItFloat
Why does this make me want to vomit?
krissypoojackets
Because it’s terrifying?
BigFatUglyBugFaceBabyEatingOBrian
What about the growing population? All the new people? Who is reincarnated and who is a new soul? How's all that work
krissypoojackets
Maybe it never ends. For eternity you will be reincarnated and experience everybody. Sounds like hell.
FiatLuxIam
(it doesn't)
krissypoojackets
You wonder really know it so it’s a non issue.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
That idea terrifies me. There are so many horrible people whose lives I don't want to live.
krissypoojackets
How about it. The purpose is so we can learn and grow spiritually. The idea is that we should all be entirely compassionate to each other.
VampireHisses
I feel like we are just the idiots of the universe who just don't get it. We have books, movies, religion, and the internet.
VampireHisses
We are the last of our class. We have spiritual training wheels and ride the short buss of the universe.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I get the idea behind it, but I don't want to live the lives of the assholes who have hurt so many people throughout history.
PissedMahPants
Yeah, I doubt that many Jews are comfortable with the notion that they were Hitler
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Why the hell would we all make the same choices. There are infinite...nevermind, this ain’t happening.
ArtOzz
...Its not like you would remember anything...well, OK, as a young kid you might, if stories are to be believed, but not as an adult.
VampireHisses
But there is no exit man! No exit! Is this hell?! AAAAHHHHH!
ArtOzz
So what? You dont remember what it was like being starlight, but all around you and you yourself once was and you didn't have an opinion.
Lightnyn
Psh maybe you don't remember...
ArtOzz
And in any case, during your last life you might have been wishing for a do-over. And what are you gonna do? Top yourself to get an early
ArtOzz
start on the next one? Wait for inevitable death and reincarnate? Get to limbo and say "Naaa". If physics is anything to go by,
ArtOzz
reincarnation is assured in any case. The material that made/makes/will make you during your lifetime will be reused.
HowComeDespiteTheFact
What if I reincarnate as a chicken?
IndianStreamRepublic
Material reincarnation, but that's useless to me without a continuous consciousness