VampirezKing
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Skill Level - Very High
Oct 17, 2017 6:42 AM
VampirezKing
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Crabsforeveryone
Prep guys fucking amaze me.
q2grapple
I can do the calculator one!
davyjae
When you make a fruit salad on adderall
DooksandPooks
I would need chain mail all over me to do these jobs
theoldsazzledazzle
"Wheeeee!"-those little buns at the start, probably
Tomohane
missing a gif, some person flipping some thing that looks like takoyaki or some thing similar with a thin stick or some thing
trigonman3
I'm impressed. I'm impressed at their dexterity. I'm impressed they retain digits. Those are experts with many hours of repetitive work.
HolyShitpicklesItsTuesday
there you go dexfags, your real vocation
jesusisherelookbusy
Calculator level: Asian
ImgurUser1234564789
*looks at knife* *Looks at apple*.......*Fingers fall off.*
bringonlywhatyouneedtosurvive
No fingers were hurt or lost in the production of this gif
thyfartismurder
If did that one of two things would fly through the air. Either my fingers or my whole hand
MoreAshyThanLarry
Pulling sharp knife towards wrist repeatedly, what could go wrong?
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
I miss working in a kitchen.
BorisTheNakedMoleRat
I can tie my shoelaces sometimes!
WTBGold
And yet, you're probably doing it wrong :) https://youtu.be/zAFcV7zuUDA
Munchman347
He's got a lot of balls...
bradleylibralesso11
Robots will still be better
Notracistgrandpa
All is possible with a really sharp knife.
CreepyPhlox
Why do I find this sexy?
usedtobeallaboutandy
I watched this too many times.
thepatioheater
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/646/063/aa1.gif
Solivoid
The office-girls with the calculators are practically crunching numbers blind, and fast. I recall seeing a doc about it.
Solivoid
It even got to the point that it was shown, that there's a club for such a thing, and they *compete* in crunching numbers. ASIA~
SalmonTheMedic
And here I am being concerned for everyone's fingers like a dumbass...
horseybooks
I wouldn't be able to get a spatula between two of those flapjacks without mangling one, much less 48 of them.
Scotia
If that was what you did everyday at work, you'd also end up amazing at it. Repetition is a hell of a thing.
BarmanderG3722
IM NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN, IM NOT ALLOWED
DJcryaftersex
InnerUniverse
I'd hate to be the new guy at any place where employees work this efficiently. Also, they didn't show the one of the guy who chops onions 1/
InnerUniverse
entirely in his hand. 2/2
Beardologist
Knife to see someone max out dexterity.
ChapsMcGee
Don't tell anyone you leveled that up
woodsandhillsplc
Knife to meet you
HaveAKnifeDay
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DavidFrostbite
Username checks out.
cecilie282
either that or just a bunch of nat 20's
utilitarianethics
There is no such thing as unskilled labor, only undervalued skills
BoneDragon
What happens if you don’t max it
Ayxrion
Am I the only one that actually does this? In a lot of games Dex > Dmg DPS wise, but there is a certain point where you have so much dex1/2
Ayxrion
And so little dmg that you have to find a medium. So idk
5tavros
They say it takes 10 thousand hours to be good at something
rakontur81ish
Marcom Gladwell was it?
SwedishBalls
Whatever that is (procrastinates even harder).
TheNax
Guess im good at fapping then https://pics.me.me/so-ive-got-that-goin-for-me-whichis-nice-26007944.png
Magicflutefreddie
That's so random. :)
Baroonz
Guess ill keep playing counterstrike then...
geiokami
I’m the best at being sad!
Twitchanov
10 thousand hours and a whet stone
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
This is a stupid thing to say. If you something incorrectly for 10,000 hours you’re still shit at it.
GrumpierOldMan
Well, there's at least one thing I am really good at.
doctorbees
~1.14 years, if you do it 24/7.
MantisTobagganMD
And 7 years to completely master something
SwedishBalls
Whatever that is (procrastinates even harder).
LubedUpCandy
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times." - Bruce Lee
orangatuan
So what happens when you exceed 10,000 hours? Just asking as I need a sleeping goal.
iloveserotonin
You become a master at it
Arkleseizure
That's 5 years at full time, sounds right
MrYazzieYazz
I've been delivering on a college campus for 7 years. Can confirm that i'm hella good at it now.In the last 5 years ive not once lost a pkg.
5tavros
Never looked at it like that. But you sir are spot on. #youdidthemath
JustLucky75
this is actually bollocks, meta-analysis found that practice only improves in situations of rigid rules and structure, like games.
JustLucky75
and then practise only showed an improvement of 26% in games, education and professions its more 4-1%. practise doesnt always make perfect
JustLucky75
also "good" is also wrong, 10000 hours to master something.
JustLucky75
also sauce: http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0956797614535810
bigmac6499
7/10 would loose a finger
secondbest
7/10 would lose three.
rza33boo
Lost one just watching.
lovemesomesauce
5/7
LooseyGooseyBrett
1/1 wpuld lose my penis
geiokami
9/10
Justanotheraveragejoe
5/7
pilotperson
7/9
theyallcallmefeebz
Only because 2.99/10 wouldn’t attempt
a9tm
you meant 9/10 lost your fingers
Bassnecker
Thumbs are opposable digits and sometimes/often/never considered fingers.
zscope
Lose*
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
bigmac6499
Lol sorry
RobertZimmermanWasRight
I would lose 7 of my 10 fingers
wormsdie
I would lose 9/11 of my fingers
RepresentativeOfNorway
I would lose 1,5/10.3 tofers
Ravenuser
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
wormsdie
What do you mean?
Ravenuser
You said you have 11 fingers, and SPOILER Inigo Montoya (if you are here you KNOW who he is) is searching for the killer of his father: 1/2