May 25, 2021 6:19 PM
KanyesSideFish
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copingcabana
Suislide
mungtongue
DanFranzen
Now ride a bike down it!
ButWhyGrrr
Holeee sheeeit!
nopantshousehold
It taint that bad
DaveSamsonite
Broken tailbone?
goflyblind
he should've dressed for the slide, not for the slide.
Lulabel73
Action Park?
Baron29
"Ok yeah, you're right. It's not as good without the water."
ButterfaceTaintClown
The name's Pelvis. Shattered Pelvis.
AdamGenesis
Fucking ... OW!
Psionickitten
Title reminded me of "Watch your fingers booty hole man!" v
ilhares
Pineapple juice!
AliferCrimson
Who removed the safety mattress
Bigchasedog3
Broken tail bone.
dcobrigan
At the end, you can tell he's reevaluating every decision that lead to that point
daianaaaa
Somehow he didn’t die though, so... success?
baals
Very much success
bingotown
That's a nice stupid prize he just won.
Assetspelledbackwards
He does a full airborne starfish!! I'm impressed as those are difficult to pull off.
lucindamarie18
Simone Biles gave him a 10 for his dismount.
LoPhatJoe
It hurts just watching.
rukeman
Or just one giant one.
churlishblackcat
I’m fairly certain I visited this place when I was just a pre-teen. Monterrey MEX?
memphizslim
Only took me one time to hurt myself on one of these slides at age 13. Now I watch older jack asses bus their balls
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Action Park, is that you?
opetchas
My first thought as well.
Jacksmashsteel
I think action park is still open
PennsylvaniasBest
v
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That look on his face at the end, realizing he had made a big mistake...
pareidoliaperson
..."should've wore my brown pants".
stoutde
Broken pelvis, if I recall
dreamerpro
You have any links to further research? Broken pelvis seems like the least, and although thats serious, hes lucky to not die/get paralyzed.
I Googled and no, can't find anything now. It happened quite a while ago though. Pretty sure he lived but broke his pelvis and required PT.
oneoldman
That's one of them "real emergency" type of emergencies.
Randomice
Now, explain to the nice nurse how you managed to get rocks that far up your rectum...
vash77
TheWeebleWobler
Rectum? Gosh near killed em.
Denvercoder09
One in a million doc
stealthgunner385
Probably something like this. https://youtu.be/wqQhQSbe6fw
ItWasAlreadyLikeThatWhenIgotHere
*This time*
chetnixandflill
So far up there she'll most likely he swallowed them.
FuzzyX
That and the nice spinal fracture.
This is Not Spın̈al Tap.
gingerirl
Broken tailbone at least
Botticelliii
Rectum? Damn near killed im'!!!
deuscat
Gold
Junktrunkjunkie
"what... you ain't never gone skinny dipping in a gravel pit?"
YourLatinLover
The nurse
She just wants to get her rocks off.
NyQuilDaydream
Elmo's tired of your shit Sally
nobodyspecial995
Maybe that's why it was decommissioned, fenced off, with warning signs.
purdhapley
wesborSmuggler
But for a brief moment in time, people actually used it until it was decommissioned and fenced off with warning sign
stinkingyeti
Imagine the insane fun of going down it on some sort of wheeled bobsled
NotAParsnipInDisguise
I must need more coffee. Read that as "fenced off with warning sirens."
Well as far as we know there could have been those as well.
There probably was howling, yes...
BornOnAMonday83
Thissigncanstopmebecauseicantread.jpg
You missed a t in there, but I'll forgive you because you can't read.
Hank you
Klaustrophile
MaddModd
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
plusonefororegonians
TheYoungJaywalker
Oh no not this crazy bitch again
SupposablyPersnickity
Me after choosing IT Tech Support as a career.
usernamesarehardtofind
FUCK IM DOING THE TRAINING FOR IT RIGHT NOW
It’ll make you strong! It’ll make you hate people, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. People suck and you should learn that.
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
OMG! I was on call 2 weeks ago... Worst. Oncall. Ever. Fucking brutal!
asmasm
Information technology technology support, eh? I can see why you suffered
Information Technology Technical Support. Was really just Internet Technical Support. I don’t know who I am... or was. Is. Fuck!
Hey my keyboard isn't working any more. What's wrong
Have you cleaned it recently? Yeah. How did you clean it? I washed it in the sink with soap and water. Ok, you need to buy a new one.
Lol that bad huh
dieselweezel
Its really not. I've been in IT support. its a solid career. Unless he's calling something like verizon call center "Tech Support"
Oh, it was ugly. I’m still in IT after a fashion, but I’m insulated from the general public, thank Cthulhu.
coothlesscthulhuwastaken
You're welcome. Signed, Cthulhu - The Penetration Tester
damaxride
Me too ✋ you never truly understand how stupid people are till you work as a "technical support rep". Never again
Grivarn
One of my favourite ones is where they can no longer see the 'X' because they moved the window slightly off-screen
KiwiGameDev
Thank you for your time served
TheMouseOfMadness
I used to do it for a cell carrier. Try explaining, over the phone, to someone's grandmother how to use their new iphone they got as a gift.
Milkmannnnnn
No..... No thank you. I have the patience of a saint, but this would be the end of me. You win.
copingcabana
Suislide
mungtongue
DanFranzen
Now ride a bike down it!
ButWhyGrrr
Holeee sheeeit!
nopantshousehold
It taint that bad
DaveSamsonite
Broken tailbone?
goflyblind
he should've dressed for the slide, not for the slide.
Lulabel73
Action Park?
Baron29
"Ok yeah, you're right. It's not as good without the water."
ButterfaceTaintClown
The name's Pelvis. Shattered Pelvis.
AdamGenesis
Fucking ... OW!
Psionickitten
Title reminded me of "Watch your fingers booty hole man!"
v
ilhares
Pineapple juice!
AliferCrimson
Who removed the safety mattress
Bigchasedog3
Broken tail bone.
dcobrigan
At the end, you can tell he's reevaluating every decision that lead to that point
daianaaaa
Somehow he didn’t die though, so... success?
baals
Very much success
bingotown
That's a nice stupid prize he just won.
Assetspelledbackwards
He does a full airborne starfish!! I'm impressed as those are difficult to pull off.
lucindamarie18
Simone Biles gave him a 10 for his dismount.
LoPhatJoe
It hurts just watching.
rukeman
Or just one giant one.
churlishblackcat
I’m fairly certain I visited this place when I was just a pre-teen. Monterrey MEX?
memphizslim
Only took me one time to hurt myself on one of these slides at age 13. Now I watch older jack asses bus their balls
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
Action Park, is that you?
opetchas
My first thought as well.
Jacksmashsteel
I think action park is still open
PennsylvaniasBest
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That look on his face at the end, realizing he had made a big mistake...
pareidoliaperson
..."should've wore my brown pants".
stoutde
Broken pelvis, if I recall
dreamerpro
You have any links to further research? Broken pelvis seems like the least, and although thats serious, hes lucky to not die/get paralyzed.
stoutde
I Googled and no, can't find anything now. It happened quite a while ago though. Pretty sure he lived but broke his pelvis and required PT.
oneoldman
That's one of them "real emergency" type of emergencies.
Randomice
Now, explain to the nice nurse how you managed to get rocks that far up your rectum...
vash77
TheWeebleWobler
Rectum? Gosh near killed em.
Denvercoder09
One in a million doc
stealthgunner385
Probably something like this. https://youtu.be/wqQhQSbe6fw
ItWasAlreadyLikeThatWhenIgotHere
*This time*
chetnixandflill
So far up there she'll most likely he swallowed them.
FuzzyX
That and the nice spinal fracture.
stealthgunner385
This is Not Spın̈al Tap.
gingerirl
Broken tailbone at least
Botticelliii
Rectum? Damn near killed im'!!!
deuscat
Gold
Junktrunkjunkie
"what... you ain't never gone skinny dipping in a gravel pit?"
YourLatinLover
The nurse
TheWeebleWobler
She just wants to get her rocks off.
NyQuilDaydream
Elmo's tired of your shit Sally
nobodyspecial995
Maybe that's why it was decommissioned, fenced off, with warning signs.
purdhapley
wesborSmuggler
But for a brief moment in time, people actually used it until it was decommissioned and fenced off with warning sign
stinkingyeti
Imagine the insane fun of going down it on some sort of wheeled bobsled
NotAParsnipInDisguise
I must need more coffee. Read that as "fenced off with warning sirens."
nobodyspecial995
Well as far as we know there could have been those as well.
NotAParsnipInDisguise
There probably was howling, yes...
BornOnAMonday83
Thissigncanstopmebecauseicantread.jpg
nobodyspecial995
You missed a t in there, but I'll forgive you because you can't read.
BornOnAMonday83
Hank you
Klaustrophile
MaddModd
vash77
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
plusonefororegonians
TheYoungJaywalker
Oh no not this crazy bitch again
SupposablyPersnickity
Me after choosing IT Tech Support as a career.
usernamesarehardtofind
FUCK IM DOING THE TRAINING FOR IT RIGHT NOW
SupposablyPersnickity
It’ll make you strong! It’ll make you hate people, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. People suck and you should learn that.
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
OMG! I was on call 2 weeks ago... Worst. Oncall. Ever. Fucking brutal!
asmasm
Information technology technology support, eh? I can see why you suffered
SupposablyPersnickity
Information Technology Technical Support. Was really just Internet Technical Support. I don’t know who I am... or was. Is. Fuck!
asmasm
Hey my keyboard isn't working any more. What's wrong
SupposablyPersnickity
Have you cleaned it recently? Yeah. How did you clean it? I washed it in the sink with soap and water. Ok, you need to buy a new one.
KanyesSideFish
Lol that bad huh
dieselweezel
Its really not. I've been in IT support. its a solid career. Unless he's calling something like verizon call center "Tech Support"
SupposablyPersnickity
Oh, it was ugly. I’m still in IT after a fashion, but I’m insulated from the general public, thank Cthulhu.
coothlesscthulhuwastaken
You're welcome. Signed, Cthulhu - The Penetration Tester
damaxride
Me too ✋ you never truly understand how stupid people are till you work as a "technical support rep". Never again
Grivarn
One of my favourite ones is where they can no longer see the 'X' because they moved the window slightly off-screen
KiwiGameDev
Thank you for your time served
TheMouseOfMadness
I used to do it for a cell carrier. Try explaining, over the phone, to someone's grandmother how to use their new iphone they got as a gift.
Milkmannnnnn
No..... No thank you. I have the patience of a saint, but this would be the end of me. You win.