Aug 27, 2022 3:04 PM
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AdrianDunne
Getting knocked out and pinned under muddy water by your quad would be a really poor way to go.
ObliqueRay
#1 it was a good death.
ThoughtsAndBeers
ATV girl almost died.
FarkasMacTavish
I haven't seen a fail compilation in YEARS.
DamnedIfYouDo
#8 I'll never laugh AT an exhausted parent, but I'll always laugh with them.
MadamPuddifoot
#3 the little leg wriggle made me bust up laughing.
Goldenteckel
Same here. Still giggling at the time I'm typing this.
drduffer
#8 At least she has a sense of humor about it. Kid didn’t care anyway. ⬆️
flosser
That look she gave at the end. It's only reserved for her significant other.
shagsright
#1
fastjeff
Headbutting babies is fun for a few times, but after a while, your back just gets tired bending over all day.
DoubleDefenestration
lesbian sex is weird
FTUG
Seems like fun though
SW00PUP0NTHEM
Your username indicates some experience in that matter (jk I know what “defenestrate” means but still)
TooRexyForMyShirt
Aforaseem
senseicombs
I just don't like to make fun of people unless its fun for them.
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
Ultraruben
v
dreadfroggy
#1 my turn next
majorkira9
Sir, please keep your butt off little kids
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
#8 oof, felt that one as a parent to infant twins.
jliviKittenJunkie
#2 as a former walmart employee, I've seen this a few times with tvs. It seems ppl lack critical 3d processing skills. Aka they dumb as fuck
IdiotSavantTinker
I've seen it 100 times with appliances, at least. No, a 30" range won't fit in a 2 door Civic.
I started asking customers if they have the capability of getting it home, to make them actually think about.
Leonon
"Not with that attitude!"
AndySlash
#1 back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left.
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
TheBigCheese93
SirRuppOfFigs
#8 this is awesome
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Snozzberrywine
#1 and Mark Sanchez's butt fumble are the same.
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
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I'm thinking that the bike's front brakes locked up either on their own or by the rider working the brake lever....
BuBBaJoes
#1 ass so tight you can bounce a toddler off it
cbmech7
#1 Hey you can’t do that, that’s ASSault.
GrumpyOldMan55
The take away here is physics is a bitch.
igobeder
A dump where almost every one got dumped, a dumping good dump.
Puppydonk
I love how drunk white women are so bad at everything but so CONFIDENT that they won't be.
SmokyDoggg
#10 Has no idea how close she was to getting Darwin'd
MerriMod
My cousin's GF died exactly that way. Went up a little incline, flipped over onto her, dead on the spot. Fucking terrifying how fast it was.
Tundra314
I’m so sorry for her family’s lost as well as your cousin :/
REAL close. No helmet, flipping a large ATV over on top of herself, if it didn't kill you, you'd wish it had.
For a lot of these in this post I'm surprised they haven't killed themselves
Merky600
Honestly,we knew someone who killed himself ATV riding. 2 kids. He coached a lot of girls softball. His funeral was hugely attended.
I knew a guy whose skull was crushed by an atv falling on him. He didn't die, but he had mental issues and a misshapen head.
They aren't to be trifled with. I've had both ATVs and motorcycles, and I feel that ATVs are more dangerous.
#1 The legend of the buttfumble lives on!
LordHosk
The commentators say the Linebacker shoves him into the quarterback but the offensive line doesnt move, the QB just ran right into him.
BradysButtBoy
No, seriously wilfork stood the lineman up and shoved him back right at the last second. Dude was an absolute beast
Qb is expecting his lineman to continue moving forward in one direction. Instead he get stopped in his track and backwards a half step
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Lol I forgot about that. Sanchez and the Jets was some of the saddest football in history.
BORGALOOGIE
Sheldonian
Same
hippocampus
girl in red looks like she expected a trustfall. With no one there to trust.
CaptMinion
The one in the reddish dress has some commitment.
giraffinator
Yea I definitely 100% would have bottled it.
TotallyNotVillain
Or a lot of liquid courage lol
Itguy420
context!!!
Search: ‘drunk handstand’ and boom (not so punny)
LogicDude
#1 Can I run into her like that next?
tinybartender
Momma's got cake.
whatsitwhosit
Buns of steel
Mansooratyale
"Lucky kid" my first thought
ToasterDent
I heard "badonkadonk" as the sound effect
PicassoCT
Nut an assident
JoelGeek
TELunus
As long as you get permission first.
DVSBSTrD
Dat ass is a knockout!
LuciusNeedful
I've heard off ass you can bounce a quarter off of; not familiar with the toddler method.
DrSharkbite
raze2012
So that's how snu snu works.
bolobass
He got caught in a mosh!
ColdestOne
Lol they just kept dancing
That's how I wanna go
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
I think you may have settled for too little.
sixseasonsandamov1e
I just wanna go
AdrianDunne
Getting knocked out and pinned under muddy water by your quad would be a really poor way to go.
ObliqueRay
#1 it was a good death.
ThoughtsAndBeers
ATV girl almost died.
FarkasMacTavish
I haven't seen a fail compilation in YEARS.
DamnedIfYouDo
#8 I'll never laugh AT an exhausted parent, but I'll always laugh with them.
MadamPuddifoot
#3 the little leg wriggle made me bust up laughing.
Goldenteckel
Same here. Still giggling at the time I'm typing this.
drduffer
#8 At least she has a sense of humor about it. Kid didn’t care anyway. ⬆️
flosser
That look she gave at the end. It's only reserved for her significant other.
shagsright
#1
fastjeff
Headbutting babies is fun for a few times, but after a while, your back just gets tired bending over all day.
DoubleDefenestration
lesbian sex is weird
FTUG
Seems like fun though
SW00PUP0NTHEM
Your username indicates some experience in that matter (jk I know what “defenestrate” means but still)
TooRexyForMyShirt
Aforaseem
senseicombs
I just don't like to make fun of people unless its fun for them.
PoliticsGivesMeDKweeF
Ultraruben
dreadfroggy
#1 my turn next
majorkira9
Sir, please keep your butt off little kids
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
#8 oof, felt that one as a parent to infant twins.
jliviKittenJunkie
#2 as a former walmart employee, I've seen this a few times with tvs. It seems ppl lack critical 3d processing skills. Aka they dumb as fuck
IdiotSavantTinker
I've seen it 100 times with appliances, at least. No, a 30" range won't fit in a 2 door Civic.
jliviKittenJunkie
I started asking customers if they have the capability of getting it home, to make them actually think about.
Leonon
"Not with that attitude!"
AndySlash
#1 back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left. back, and to the left.
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
TheBigCheese93
SirRuppOfFigs
#8 this is awesome
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Snozzberrywine
#1 and Mark Sanchez's butt fumble are the same.
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
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OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
I'm thinking that the bike's front brakes locked up either on their own or by the rider working the brake lever....
BuBBaJoes
#1 ass so tight you can bounce a toddler off it
cbmech7
#1 Hey you can’t do that, that’s ASSault.
GrumpyOldMan55
The take away here is physics is a bitch.
igobeder
A dump where almost every one got dumped, a dumping good dump.
Puppydonk
I love how drunk white women are so bad at everything but so CONFIDENT that they won't be.
SmokyDoggg
#10 Has no idea how close she was to getting Darwin'd
MerriMod
My cousin's GF died exactly that way. Went up a little incline, flipped over onto her, dead on the spot. Fucking terrifying how fast it was.
Tundra314
I’m so sorry for her family’s lost as well as your cousin :/
IdiotSavantTinker
REAL close. No helmet, flipping a large ATV over on top of herself, if it didn't kill you, you'd wish it had.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
For a lot of these in this post I'm surprised they haven't killed themselves
Merky600
Honestly,we knew someone who killed himself ATV riding. 2 kids. He coached a lot of girls softball. His funeral was hugely attended.
SmokyDoggg
I knew a guy whose skull was crushed by an atv falling on him. He didn't die, but he had mental issues and a misshapen head.
IdiotSavantTinker
They aren't to be trifled with. I've had both ATVs and motorcycles, and I feel that ATVs are more dangerous.
SmokyDoggg
#1 The legend of the buttfumble lives on!
LordHosk
The commentators say the Linebacker shoves him into the quarterback but the offensive line doesnt move, the QB just ran right into him.
BradysButtBoy
No, seriously wilfork stood the lineman up and shoved him back right at the last second. Dude was an absolute beast
BradysButtBoy
Qb is expecting his lineman to continue moving forward in one direction. Instead he get stopped in his track and backwards a half step
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Lol I forgot about that. Sanchez and the Jets was some of the saddest football in history.
BORGALOOGIE
Sheldonian
Same
hippocampus
girl in red looks like she expected a trustfall. With no one there to trust.
CaptMinion
The one in the reddish dress has some commitment.
giraffinator
Yea I definitely 100% would have bottled it.
TotallyNotVillain
Or a lot of liquid courage lol
Itguy420
context!!!
BORGALOOGIE
Search: ‘drunk handstand’ and boom (not so punny)
LogicDude
#1 Can I run into her like that next?
tinybartender
Momma's got cake.
whatsitwhosit
Buns of steel
Mansooratyale
"Lucky kid" my first thought
ToasterDent
I heard "badonkadonk" as the sound effect
PicassoCT
Nut an assident
JoelGeek
TELunus
As long as you get permission first.
DVSBSTrD
Dat ass is a knockout!
LuciusNeedful
I've heard off ass you can bounce a quarter off of; not familiar with the toddler method.
DrSharkbite
raze2012
So that's how snu snu works.
bolobass
He got caught in a mosh!
ColdestOne
Lol they just kept dancing
SmokyDoggg
That's how I wanna go
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
I think you may have settled for too little.
sixseasonsandamov1e
I just wanna go