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SaveTheMuggles
tiddy? The females have 18 breasts.
weedsaveslife
This sounds like a Spoiler...Of milk
SmellySmellThatSmellsSmelly
I'm still waiting for the announcement that these things are called "Moofs"
BorkLocutus
He always liked blue milk.
Bigcurly2000
The big question...is it sentient? Is looks at Rey like "I know this is fucked up but whatya gonna do"
IsaacNewtonDiedAVirgin
Gross. Plausible.
thanksfoenothing
SciFiWordSlinger
This guy writes great books. Southern Gods, The Incorruptibles, etc.
sisuvius
’dont @ me’ lol
Bamboobob
Don't get that part, why would he say that?
utgort
What is a tiddy?
OutlawAggie
Hardcore Star Wars fans will know this is actually an Eopie native of Tatooine from SW Galaxies http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Eopie/Legends
Order66wasAninsideJob
It looks similar and that was my first thought, but I don't think it's meant to be the same thing, the body structure looks quite different.
OutlawAggie
On Tatooine they drank blue milk, in TLJ Luke drinks green milk from it, they are at least related
hahahasrsly
Im so confused can someone please explain it to me?
PhailRaptor
Have you seen TLJ and/or do you care about spoilers?
hahahasrsly
Thanks for not spoiling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AzgarOgly
Well, actually, a that scene has no plot significance (in context of ep7) whatsoever... it would be not much of a spoiling.
hahahasrsly
Woah, i honestly didnt know there was another SW movie. Im gonna watch it and then get back on this page lol
Krakencrotch
... How the fuck.
Djurze
Have you been living under a rock?
fblurbg
Probably, the force is not about lifting rocks after all.
KanyeWesticularCancer
mysticTaco
magnetude
Go to your room
FaceBookAI
But mama it's lonely there
Gmaildotcom
Oh trust me... it isn't
jesusisherelookbusy
Owlberightback
“I’ve got nipples Greg, can you milk me?”
AliensXenomorph
The internet is becoming a disgusting place.
gurusing
DomZombie
Sure, when I do that to my nephew, I get child services called on me.
lozneo
AMatchMadeInHell
clark6050
ilikeyourpics
JCBaggins
Or did you?
clark6050
Yeah I’m pretty sure I could have gone without seeing that.
heyimwalkenhere
PostNutDepression
When your wife drank all the fucking soda and the only cold drink in the fridge is her pre-bottled breast milk.
LookAtAllTheseSpices
Its not the same drinking it from a bottle
crespomodesto
ugh when will shamrock shakes be back
limonchiki
why was that even in the movie? it got more and more disturbing, the longer i thought about it
taghashtag
Stuff like this usually gets cut from a movie before it’s completed. Maybe they wanted/needed to give Hamill more screen time?
NickBlight
My buddy's theory (which I accept) is Luke didn't want Rey there so he was being nasty to make her leave.
limonchiki
that.. sounds like it could be true! i was so weirded out, i didnt even think about that
cracklinoatbran
That stuff goes great with this:
TheBannedOne2
¡IT'S A TRAP!
JeffreyDeTar
Now with brine shrimp!
DangerouslyMoist
Your tastebuds can't repel flavour of that magnitude!
silverskeeter44
I came here to die, and drink weird alien tit juice
thatpatguy
...and I'm all out of weird alien tit juice.
ensensu
Is the weird alien at least a mammal?
LordSupergreat
Most things with tits are mammals.
Kyman201
Probably some kind of sea mammal. So he was drinking space seal milk.
RyukR
Nigga, milk. It is blue milk.
silverskeeter44
I realize it is not made from fruit. Tit juice is just a funny phrase.
LordSupergreat
But it's green.
Burritoheart
like, milking a cow ain't any less weird.
silverskeeter44
A cow doesn't make eye contact with you lol
jeruseq
Thank you, Tits don't make juice, and almonds don't make milk!
silverskeeter44
Almond milk = nut water
KingOfTheAnarchists
SirDownvote
I only remembered he said "spunk" after I watched the movie and died laughing. Really? Fucking really? "SPUNK"?! What the hell
RickRolledBamboozledAgain
That’s not how the spunk works!
KingOfTheAnarchists
Hey, it’s the guy from my post. High five!
IsaacNewtonDiedAVirgin
I definitely thought the movie was gonna involve him more
SanSabaSongbird
Idk... I saw 2x as much of him this movie....
Coughdropthebass
Or at least a little backstory on him
NickBlight
That's what the last offshoot movie will be about I bet.
Throrf
He reminded me of Walder Frey...
DrKriegersClone
Now THAT was a fitting end for a villain.
iAintNoSynthDammit
(huge spoiler below)
iAintNoSynthDammit
I was hoping he'd be a new long term antagonist and then when he's barely had time to prove he isnt just a new palpatine, he dies
LordSupergreat
I kind of hoped Rey was gonna kill him and turn to the dark side as Kylo's apprentice. Surprise, she's the real villain now! But nah.
historyisradical
I was really hoping this as well, even when Kylo killed him I thought so. But it was very Disney-fied ultimately
nihilistdad
Such a waste of a character... Shame.
SPECTREagent
He was a pretty boring Palpatine knockoff. Better to start fresh.
EricFromAccounts
Right? He even had his own mini Vader. He was never meant to be more than a footnote in the galaxy's history. Good riddance.
Cyphereous
Captain Phasma says hi.
NickBlight
Oh Pshaw she's still alive, she's Fin's counterpart. They will reveal her full face in the next one
Mitchz95
If writing him out gives them more room to develop Kylo Ren, I'm all for it. And come on, "Snoke"? What kind of stupid name is that?
nihilistdad
Then why invove him in the first place? It's pointless to ascribe too much to a children's movie.
NickBlight
He's got more lines and screentime than Boba got in 3 movies so this is pretty par for the course
senorsamuel
I figured he would be a stepping stone for Kylo, what I’m hoping for instead is this next movie talks about The Knights of Ren ffs!
TabulaRasa4320
I'm pretty sure they were guards in the red room scene.
abundantbadgers
That's probably the big disagreement between Rian and Mark during the film shoot. "A true Jedi does not use a bottle."
Psythir
A true jedi always sprinkles while he tinkles.
ThaEnder
Couldn't he just Force suck the milk out?
Grybush
Force suck? Rey just became 5x more appealing.
Dokramuh
On a serious note, I understand mark's side of the argument and recognise it was out of place to air it out in public.
krokoschoko
I think it's a great change that an actor's actually talking about a film instead of just giving prepared praise
HoneNathan
Have we actually heard his side verbatim? Or is this just the "Disagree with his character" public announcement he made? Did he say why?
Kyman201
I looked at his comment. Apparently what he said to the public was "At first I didn't agree with the direction they put Luke in, but I went>
Dalumbr
He believes Luke would never have given up. Maybe taken some time , but would right the wrong. Rian disagreed hence #notmyskywalker i agree
Brokenskullzero
totally attempting to kill your nephew leading him to the darkside is something you totally can bounce back from
wormfood
Everybody acts like he's been on that Island 30 years... he's been gone like 10 years tops. Easily less.
Sheepyhead
I kinda wish they'd went the whole way with that and established an order that is not the jedi but something more, something better
HoneNathan
Ye well the movie version was the pathetic cliche everyone who saw Force Awakens hoped they wouldnt stoop to.
JonestownClassPresident
People hoped Star Wars wouldn't be cliched? Star Wars could be called "cliches in spaaaaccceee."
Sn4f
I liked that. The Jedi were always told they are some kind of half gods and can't do mistakes, but that's bullshit. They are humans like 1
Dalumbr
Liked what? That Luke gave up?
Sn4f
Everyone else. Only being isolated let him realize what huge pile of shit the Jedi philosophy is and that it failed. They need to restart.
Izzdelp
Prepare yourself for pain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYIAVvNH8rE there's many interviews pre-movie launch of Hamill trashing TLJ
DarkPanther77
This is sad. Poor Mark Hamill :(
adamtzzz
At every possible intersection Mark Hamill has tried to make it clear at first he disagreed, but came to understand and agree with direction
Sonicdahedgie
"But came to understand the people at his door was Disney's team of lawyers" is more like it.
adamtzzz
Whatever makes you feel better about disliking a really good film.
RedRaptor
Didn't he say during the same press junket as one of these clips that "After seeing the movie I was wrong" with regards to his disagreement?
Izzdelp
Hamill is an old chap, so he can say many things disregarding Top Brass. but he likes acting and I bet he wants to keep acting some more...
Izzdelp
What choice does he have? It's either "compliance" or go out of future jobs... It's not like Disney owns half Hollywood. I like Hamill.
adamtzzz
Attributing his statements to compliance is conjecture. We only have enough data to take his statement at facevalue. Helps that movie's good
YoungRascal
That was the weirdest scene in the movie
coolbandana
In ANY movie *
SirLags
Not the Ben Swolo?
nihilistdad
ralphwiggles
everytime that guy reveals something it's a letdown. wait till the pants come off in the next movie
CarnivorousAxolotl
Square up my nigga
ozjuggler
It's only weird cause having male fantasies onscreen has been the norm. Leia's bikini. Padme getting her blouse ripped open nonrandomly. etc
Irradiatedchipmunk
This Padme scene you speak of. Enlighten me please.
ozjuggler
It's in...attack of the clones, I think. They are thrown into the arena and one of the monsters slashes her top, showing her midriff (only).
Irradiatedchipmunk
Okay, ty. Just wanted to be sure I hadn't supressed a Leia level scene with the rest of my memories of the prequels.
TheDeceptiveBanana
It's weird because his pants are so high waisted....
FuckingTurtleBear
Don't point out the obvious to the masses
RubyPorto
... are you saying that *that's* a female fantasy? I mean, whatever floats your boat and all, but...
ozjuggler
As Rey is female and she reacted to it, and people keep posting it, I assume that yes that must be a turn-on for some females.
reload2456
how is that any weirder than milking a cow and drinking the milk? its just a space cow
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
Usually it goes through a process before we drink it, some people will drink it straight from the cow, but I find it equally icky
Spearka
space cows living with space puffins
YoungRascal
Not the fact that he's drinking milk, but the way it was filmed. I know he's supposed to be discouraging Rey, but it left me feeling "wtf?"
Bigcurly2000
A lot of the movie left me feeling "wtf"
YoungRascal
Agreed. So many weird scenes.
Flyndaran
Some women in poor nations will nurse piglets. People are weirder than any fictional aliens yet imagined.
imgurforants
No other creature on earth drinks milk 1 from another animal and 2 past puberty. I still drink it, but it's still a little weird.
RubyPorto
Virtually no other mammal produces lactase after infancy. We've literally evolved to drink milk and eat dairy.
StragoMagus
You know what else only people do? Fly planes. Make movies. Call each other on the phone to tell each other how awesome milk is.
imgurforants
It's cool and great that we do it, but it's still a bit weird to think about sometimes....or maybe that's just the shower thoughts talking.
Catclicksalot
Milk is the best
FuckingTurtleBear
Eh, call me, CBF reading how good whatever is
Gajtastic
Thanks Carlin
SigneowTheCat
No other animal is as advanced as we are or has domesticated other species, barring one tarantula, I believe. Additionally, animals will 1/2
imgurforants
Actually there's some farmer ants that herd aphids and 'milk' them, pretty neat stuff.
SigneowTheCat
Ah yeah, I had completely forgotten about those! Cool!~
SigneowTheCat
drink milk from other species and past puberty if it is provided to them. Fuck, look at the whole cats and milk stereotype. If the 2/3
SigneowTheCat
ability and access were there, animals would drink more milk, too. Humans are not weird, just more advanced. 3/3
GeerBeer
There is a tarantula as advanced as we are?
SigneowTheCat
Was referring to the 'has domesticated other animals' part. The species has a specific species of frog that they let live in their 1/2
zecron8
He was trying to "scare" Rey off! He didn't want to be bothered by her, so he made himself look like she was wasting her time.
MeanMisterClean
More like 'high-waisting it', am I right?
allchinoman
i would suggest it answers the questiom of food and nourishment on the island...otherwise.....the fish was it
SunBrolem
I thought it was like when Yoda was doing his crazy old man shenanigans when Luke first met him, to gauge his mentality and reactions
CNNBRFIINF
I’m pretty sure it’s this.
HypnoChanger
Or, it was like when Yoda was doing his crazy old man shenanigans because that's what happened in the old movies.
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JonestownClassPresident
Yoda was a force ghost by the end of the originals. Star Wars, Gradieus. Have you seen It?
personalspaceinvaderspiff
Gradieus is pointing out Yoda acting like a spaz, not being a force ghost.