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These are silly but I, the fast talking taco, do love them
I’m proud of you for making it the gravitron.
dinosaurdroop
#49 sleepless ritz
Cebrail
#36 Sorry, but thats not the same thing at all. Money has a real purpose, it has had since we first started trading goods of unequal value. Astrology has NO value, except luring gullible morons into wasting their hard-earned money. It's just another lunatic need humanity has to believe in things that can't be proven, ala religion, divination and so on.
ForrestDwellingDonkey
#8 mistakes were made
iamdeadlol
".....fuck." the Green Anole probably
MrHappySmiles
#39 analog / digital.
demagreg365
Yes, thank you! There's nothing acoustic about that chair
tangent
#11 "It ain't what a horse looks like, it's what a horse be."
RitzBitz25
#49 hyperfixation cauliflower wings
IShootBirdsAtTheAirport
#49 for me would be Overwhelming Sense of Doom Bolognese, or just Doom Bolognese for shot. Felt that was worth sharing.
CritterrCatcher
It was
WhyAmIForcedToHaveFun
#49 Anxious eggplant....hmmm. I don't know how I feel about that
swarthod
I'm not sure if my anxious cookie is any better
Jattetont
#22 Especially as that is not true.
KingdomOfTheCrystalBacon
#49 Exhausted French Fry
TrogdorzeBurninator
Isolation Nugget
I'm an alternate universe Cake album
FingerPuppeteer
"Hyperactive boiled wiener".
dontbeafarbstein
#48 what is it?
Numb3rThr33
IDK, can't unsee the creepy face.
flyingnetherlander
Thankfully you asked! I was scrolling to find this question in the comments. I couldn’t make it out at all.
makingmywaydowntownsteppedinglassbleedingfastandimdeadnowbanana
This is creepy af, I can’t explain why
TheGatesy
Glossy black earbud in their ear. They have the hoodie over their face.
IlTerribile
thank you.
tothewindowww
Oh yeah, I love me some hot garbage
swattyKnotts
#44 Mary2Dope lol
CritterrCatcher
That stood out to me too
Cargobiker530
#34 Somebody did a terrible disservice to Cornish pasties.
downvoteifyouhatekittens
#36 what a load of shit
TharrickLawson
I *did* supplement my body with computer parts and now I can hear again
DorkJedi
my knee is acoustic.
LocalSemiFriendlyRabbitGal
TharrickLawson
bring it on, meatbag, I'll kick you righ- LOW BATTERY
sleestacks
#36 it’s not either / or
ThoseLipsThatLovesOwnHandDidMake
Imposter syndrome Brioche - sounds like a Show horse
idontneedastupidusername
#26 I too choose this guy’s bread wife.
jsno116
#11 Wow https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uffington_White_Horse - not continuously for 3,000 years (there was a significant gap from 1857-2009, and it was deliberately covered during WWII so the Luftwaffe couldn't use it for bomber navigation to attack London), but...they've basically been maintaining it for 3,000 years! Very cool.
liltortellini
#49 Rejection Sensitive Taco, at your service.
Goarath
Fatigued Chicken Pot Pie, reporting for duty
MaryAlicexoxo
Tired noodle cup, your majesty.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Drunken Duck, pleasure to meet you.
BishlamekGurpgork
Executive Dysfunction Danish, I guess?
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
#36 this is such bullshit
AbdulMasaiev
Yeah everything about it is such a picklebrain take. And it's not even like they're "thinking about the stars". Astrology has nothing to do with the stars, the idea of stars is just a prop. The positions of stars have shifted so, so much since the "zodiac signs" were tied to days (and with that the zodiac should have shifted too), yet notice how that doesn't bother them any.
cadesama
You can also say I don't want to think about angels. Stop imposing your made up religion on other people and crying when people dislike it.
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
You mean me, personally? Or religionists in general?
ThisGostakIsHereForTheDoshes
Yeah, I can buy real stuff with my money, try that with your fucking horoscope, commie wannabe witch. Hammer & sickle in the account name is always a guarantee for the biggest bullshit.
demagreg365
Right. I can very easily prove how capitalism has an affect on all our lives
firehippy
blackmetalcoyote
Intrusive Thought Cookie might be a better name for a band than a horse, but whatever. It's that or Anxiety Tuna.
flyingnetherlander
Anxiety tuna is a great horse name! Kentucky Derby here we come!
SadHedgehog
#34 that's not pigs in blankets, that's a battered sausage! Blankets are made out of bacon
RevolutionOnHerLips
pigs in blankets != pigs in a blanket: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_i">_blanket">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_in_a_blanket https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigs_in_blankets
SadHedgehog
Oh jeez, it's like when I discovered biscuits in gravy
Totalwombat
Toast wife really butters my bread
BowenTheKotoc
Executive Dysfunction Toblerone
MianusStar
Fidgeting Sausage Roll...lol
NewtypeTim
Anxiety Beef
NergalJester
I read that as erectile dysfunction and almost choked on my breakfast
FllintEasywood
Eye contact anxiety pizza
Ymris
wait, mine too?
FllintEasywood
I hope you have a nice pair of sunglasses.
mayodash
Depression Dhal
anSSLerrorhasoccuredandasecureconnectiontotheservercannotbemade
Self doubt baguette
daverino
Insomnia sausage
NergalJester
Yoooo, me too!
daverino
Woohoo, sausage buddies! Hang on wait…
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Jerk Chicken.
Bristlecone42
No no no you already chose Lightly Fried Fish Fillet! Yes, your second joke was funnier than the first one, but you said Lightly Fried Fish Fillet first, so you have to be Lightly Fried Fish Fillet. You can just walk back from Lightly Fried Fish Fillet.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Haha, my bad, I'm lightly fried atm
BowenTheKotoc
Say Lightly Fried Fish Fillets one more time, dad...
Bristlecone42
Do you want some Lightly Fried Fish fillets or not?
OmegaRainbow360
#49 Anxious Burrito does not sound like the name of a winning race horse :/
flyingnetherlander
Not winning the race but winning in our hearts.
OmegaRainbow360
astrogameguy
#49 Hyperfixation Pollo a la Diabla; that's a pretty good horse name, ngl
SpaceCoyote300
Sad mincemeat pie
He11ie
Honestly Hyper Diabla would also be pretty good. Mine would be Distracted Salmon. I would not bet on that horse
JustDontCare
Depression yakisoba, not bad.
ZOMGNO
We got... Distracted Dumpling and Superior Cider in this house. Ya gotten shorten slightly from "Superiority complex" etc.
Saxit
Stress Toast.
NineByNine
Vertigo Tortilla
graehall
Pollo a la Diabla sounds frkn delicious, you got me looking it up on the googs and damn that would be yum
astrogameguy
it really is, chopped chicken in a chipotle sauce served over rice; so very good. i eat it, at least, once a week lol
eromitlab
Race horse names can only be 18 characters, though. So, how do you feel about Hyperfixationpollo?
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Lightly Fried Fish Fillet. Hey yeah they're onto something here.
InternationalManOfHistory
Executive (disfunction) Cheese
spiritussancto
Insomnia rice is just boring and lame sounding
SharkDoctor
Disorganized Cracker. very accurate.
demagreg365
I feel attacked
mechastrawberry
Timeblind Toffee ... Kinda works
BeardsAreFacePubes
Depression chocolate. 😆
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
Executive Dysfunction Cereal
LoitninStroik
Insomniac Peanut. What a fucking loser.
SpryMaggot
Come on, Narcissistic Ramen!!!
ReallyNotAVampire
Imposter Syndrome Salad
farfie
Flashback Protein Bar.
SlidinDownTheLannisters
Anxious porridge
euphoricopportunity
Insomnia sweet potato.
NergalJester
Insomnia Sausage, reporting in!
HeadJamistan
Manic sausage, reporting in!
AggressivelyPassive
Damn, and I thought Hyperfocus Chicken Fricassee was good and you gotta go and top me like that
Microblast88
Diarrhea chicken. I don't like this game
WatchYourFuckingLanguage
Intrusive Thoughts Burrito
OKSasquatch
"... Round the last turn... Here he goes.... Making his way through the field in the home stretch.... they're neck and neck.... And it's Executive Dysfunction BK Double Crossanwich by a nose!"
sweetandsmokey
ADD eggs
TheRealFortyDeuce
Hypervigilance Ribeye here.
Flabort
Depression Pheroggi
ILDL
Paranoia Bone Broth
doctorId
Anhedonia Smoothie
RipThemUpRatchet
Forgetting Teryaki
HisDudness
Insomniac ramen. I don't know...
CuriousChiru
Impulsive Gyoza and Rice
PhineasFogg
Anxious bubble tea. Doesn't sound appetizing, but cute 😅
CynicalLittle
Panic attack burrito
tortfeasor
Arrogant Chex Mix
LetTheJimmiesRustle
Revenge procrastination carbonara, idk man, thats kinda dope
MJStratford
Ah, I had Hyperfixated Satay!
orangemarmaladesky
Easily Distracted Pussy
astrogameguy
i wish this was my last meal; i haven't had it for going on 6 years now
pthoman
Apathy beans.
spiritussancto
That's as bad as my insomnia rice
Nakmirax
Mixed with my self-loathing curry we three make some sort of meal.
pthoman
Ooh, how wholesome. And nutritious .
spiritussancto
mmm tastes like mental illness
Malachise
Anxiety Popcorn. Sounds like it'd be a good band name as well but damned if I know what genre.
imakesoap
I had Anxiety Pannetone, a little more mellow than your music sound I guess
lcjwiebl
Mania beans and rice
tsodge
Post-post industrial electrofunk
eaglejdc
Pre-post modern alt disco