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Mar 7, 2016 5:46 AM
MaverickRick
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mousemarie94
*IN MODERATION
iEatTheCat
Now show the bad effects of these lol
Zatheron
10 good reasons to avoid water. That stuff makes other stuff rust
Deebo530
Who knew wine stops the aging process?
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
This is wyh I hav eone of each befoer work ervey day,
DefinitelyNotAnAnt
-destroys lives
BlendedAnarchy
Am I the only one that realises that water is used to make these?
SniggleJake
"aids in weight loss"...
MoodyOfNorway
Yeah, Vodka is INSANELY high in calories(well, at least in relation to y'know taste and all) so now I don't drink much any more :-(
ExplodoJones
Alcohol is stupidly caloric. Only way this aids in weight loss is if you replace meals with booze.
imooforyou
Yeah, more like "Instead of drinking beer, drink this, less calories". It doesn't make you lose any weight.
SpiffiestJester
Am I the first to point out that these drinks are made from water at some point?
samueldevaz
Yup +1
RawwrrRawwrrLikeaDungeonDragon
Also, alcohol dehydrates your body, thus increasing your need to drink water.
SpiffiestJester
Lol.. so take that op!
dude1990
Causes pregnancy. (Unplanned)
futureman3000
If I mix all these together in one drink, I'll become Superman!
GermanIrishEngineering
That's why I've gained weight since college. I don't drink nearly as much whiskey as I used to.
endlessblack
+ makes you happy!
IfIEverRepostThenCastrateMeWithADullButterKnifeSlowly
I refuse to label myself an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics are abusive, drunks are fun.
seamuspip
Gave me pancreatitis...but thats none of my business.
secretoaster
Dying also aide in weight loss. FYI. But as someone who's absolutely hammered right now, I love this!
johnnykilobit
I must be the smartest, healthiest, longest living fucker on the planet then.
danteismycat
http://www.breastcancer.org/risk/factors/alcohol
ggachi
"Contains a number of medical ingredients". Seems legit.
adogsopinion
That number is 1... 1 "medical" ingredient
crashmcleroy
Probably referencing the various botanicals in Gin which can widely vary (with the exception of always containing juniper) by brand
ThePastySmasher23
Zero's still a number.
millerha
"Prevents Malaria" Maybe the Tonic water that gin is commonly mixed with.
Neijya
And even then, the quantity of quinine in today's tonic is probably a bit low for that
darthj3d
Just like that tomato sauce with "spices"
insegrevious
So do the cures at whole foods.
insegrevious
That's a lie, they don't.
USAFslacker
In moderation. That is why I named my mancave "moderation".
BlumkinSpiceLatte
Who even needs food?
bntli
nobody. alcohol has calories
0xBAADF00D
Tequila:
0xBAADF00D
Makes you happy
rhapsodyinblah
Makes you want to sing
LemonFanta
Gin doesn't prevent Malaria. The tonic that was put in it ages ago did, because it had high levels of quainine. This isn't the case anymore.
writeerrightoff
But you need to drink a very high amount of today's tonic, in order to "prevent malaria"
LemonFanta
S'what I said.
winnigin
Saw that, couldn't trust the list after that
LemonFanta
But there is so much about the list that is wrong / misleading! Just drink if you wanna drink
purplelama
Tonic still had quinine in it.
wofulunicycle
The expensive kind does! Fever Tree for example.
purplelama
I bought a 2 liter bottle of the cheapest I could find at Safeway a couple days ago and it had it. Cost about a dollar
LemonFanta
Yes. But not HIGH levels of it. You have to consume an ass ton for it to help prevent Malaria, and even then. Doubtful
purplelama
Ohh, that makes sense, I don't know anything about how much it takes.
AgamemnonsMemes
Apparently you can live on beer and potato.
eggmuffin
Beer and aquavit, then?
LettermanAirsoft
I'm genuinely not sure if this I'd real or not
LettermanAirsoft
Is real not I'd real
c0diferous
Can someone explain how tequila prevents diabetes? I'm type 1 and hoping drowning myself in tequila over spring break will help
JayEnfield
This post encourages a steady diet of bullshit, which is low in sugar.
c0diferous
I'm cured!
Flathead666
I'm opening a bar called "The Doctor's Office" based on this.
myhappyanonplace
That actually sounds like a hit
HorseBot3000
I always wanted to create a bard called "Resolutions" where for the first month and a half of the year it was a gym, then it became a bar.
acookedgooseforeveryone
We have a local pub that is right next to the hospital called "the doctors orders", as far as I know it's doing pretty well!
Alenazsa
There's one called "The Pharmacy" where I live.
frattolo
we should open a bar! but let's call it "puzzles"
gandlafsbears
Slutty nurses pls
Sairvous
Genius!
Sairvous
Thats actually pretty creative. I would totally go into a bar named that lol
AWizardOfLoneliness
"Grandpa's Medicine Cabinet"
bugsybrown
I'll take two drams up the pooper pls
Alenazsa
There's one called "The Pharmacy" where I live.
HipsterNigga23
I'd like to apply to be a pharmacist please.
Flathead666
That's what the bartender will be called.
Akkad47
Don't you mean "Barmacist"?...... Ok I'll see myself out
halfbakedsnail
You deserve more points.
mmmpoundcake
1. Will the servers be nurses? 2. Can i have a job?
Flathead666
Willing to wear a sexy nurse outfit instead of scrubs?
mmmpoundcake
I have a price for everything. What's the pay?
Flathead666
Above the regular $2.13 servers normally get.
mmmpoundcake
I'm a ginger with a large chest and I'm working on my masters... gunna have to do better than that, bub.