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I love you guys
May 10, 2021 11:46 AM
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len0k
There will be more people who’ll like this post than were at Chump’s inauguration.
Jagerbeast
Bo was a good boy!!!!
Idrinkforevil
Never trust anyone who doesnt like animals. Never.
monkofshadow
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Let that sink in.
angrytaco
What does it want now
allcattywampus
I think Trump can be confident he'll set a Presidential record for the most people celebrating his death.
DanaConti5
I can see it now “Liberals, so partisan, godless and tasteless. Now back to our coverage exalting those qualities in the deceased.”
RetiredLaserMan
And even less would attend Trump's funeral or mourn his death. I hope we find out about that sooner rather than later.
BishlamekGurpgork
Just curious, where do the dog mourning numbers come from?
Mewmus
from op's imagination
georgejimmydoodle
Probably has to do with Twitter stats of the announcement.
nicknacknocknick
TheDreadLordOfDownvotes
Mourning a dog they didn’t know - don’t care for Trump but I’m not sure I’d be proud of those numbers.
idiotcube
I'll have you know Bo was a very very good boy/girl that personally licked the face of every child in America!
TheDreadLordOfDownvotes
And he was the one who actually sniffed out Osama’s hiding spot!
broketonystark
@Delcaran said it, we spent 4 years mourning during that asshats presidency
jacquesdustatefarm
But trump said 1.5 million people were at his inauguration /s
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
Almost the same amount liked a tweet he had COVID than were at his inauguration
jmbmpt
As an info/data lover, this graph is just priceless. And I bet on schadenfreude.
MadeInPoland
Let’s leave it. No more publicity for him. Let’s forget him
fivefrozenfishfingers
He's about to start rallies again.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Ignore, but never forget. Like any other horrendous person in history, we have to remember so we don’t repeat the mistakes....
BishlamekGurpgork
We have to watch for shenanigans. But the worst insult we can offer is disregard, so I don't talk about watching
TheSecondPiewackit
Not until he's in prison.
FirelinkShrineIsHome
Can I still plan to piss on his grave someday?
Velv3tThunder
Well, Obama's dog was a better person, and would have been a better president
vonkeswick
To be fair Trump did set the bar pretty fucking low
Velv3tThunder
If the bar is buried 30ft underground, and you happen to walk over it, is that technically going over the bar?
Lordhartley
Are the US Nayy going to ever have Trump Class aircraft carrier?
Velv3tThunder
Should build one as a target ship
NiggikamEnkiA
Fuck Trump forever and beyond.
swenson19911337
Loving dogs tends not to be a partisan issue.
BlairT1
Bo’s shit was far easier to deal with...
ThePotatoBandito
Obama's dog died? Damn ?
Scahrossa
Bo didn't piss on everything to make it his I'm sure.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
This isn't a threat, I don't need the FBI at my door, I just look forward to the day when we can "mourn" Trump's death by natural causes.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Same. But if it were to happen in any other way, I would be happy too.
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
Starfury42
Golf ball to the head?
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Or the inevitable heart attack from that fat fuck's well-known addiction to junk food.
Cranbananarama
Natural enough for me.
Xalaqia
I'd vote stroke, they suck. Permanent damage, lingering effects, horrible ordeal....
FirelinkShrineIsHome
That'd be a shame to see him go through that.. /s
Legomaniac91
They could fund Medicare for All for the next 50 years by charging people to piss on his grave!
DrSchlepenstein
I'll pay double to shit on his grave.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
On a related note, I live in Rush Limbaugh's hometown, where he's now buried. Just biding my time now...
NOYLL
I'm half tempted to commission a port-a-potty shaped tombstone and put it on his grave as an installation art piece
londonosierra2000
I feel for Bo. Trump I don't give a sh!t about.
Delcaran
I was mourning during Trump inauguration.
KleptoKea
The whole world was, except half the American voters and Putin.
monjamon
I know I was. I didn't watch it; I just sobbed and hoped a giant meteor would hurry up and destroy us.
UchihaAuggie
cepacolusmaximus
I mean, I still am. Mourning the realization that 1/3 of our countrymen are horrible, accepting the death of others before inconvenience
AimingWizard
Just upvoting in hope that he hears about it.. hehe
M0THAFACKA
Of course, the dog was a better person than trump.
monjamon
I bet Bo had empathy and tried to make everyone in his life happy.
lucindamarie18
Bo didn't have to try...
theimgurappsucksballs
Probably didn't shit on the carpet as often either
jeffbob
Also, Bo only crapped on the lawn. Trump shit on an entire nation.
FlyingTigerRose
Unlike that orange shit stain Trumpelthinskin.
CIassicRando
Dogs also have the ability to feel guilt
angrydoritonoises
The op covered that when they mentioned that Bo was in fact a dog
monjamon
Fair
UncleBuckFutter
Bo Obama quickly rearranges to Boob AMA
Hypothesist
bo bama is so more pleasing to say
anActualHumanPerson
Entirely unnecessary @skipweasel
iamthisguy247
A boob that will let us ask them anything? That is the dream.
TemetNosce000
Boob against medical advice
dirtmarker
Kexxler
But he WAS the dog..
Fiss
What do you mean? He has plenty of lapdogs.
creegro
I thought he had a pet turtle named Mitchell McConnel
redtwostandingby
He definitely has a pet blobfish named Ted
bngd
Hahahahaha I won’t be able to unsee it now
RigoryMorty
His parents sure fucked him up good.
ineedtotalkaboutsomethings
They forgot no class because Trump is Trash.
N0S4A2
The poster boy for Capitalism...
astinus
Don't forget he had no money.
makeamericasmartagain9000
I mean he has an umbrella he can talk to, what else do you need.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
In order to have a pet, he would need to be capable of caring about a creature other than himself.
trdfrgsn
First time seeing this. What a fucking sad sack. He’s every sad character in history. No joy. He’s like a reptile.
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trdfrgsn
Ha!! I think I owe reptiles an apology.
CorporateDrone
No books? He certainly had a few written about him.
Xalaqia
Yah, but probably means he doesn't read.
GeneralWho
Wondering if maybe they meant he doesn't read? Which makes complete sense to me. The no music thing has me confused though.
CorporateDrone
Maybe Obama had a shit-ton of books and music at his farewell??
GeneralWho
Not gonna lie, that sounds like my kind of party!
Cthulhuchooseyou
Public executions and gladiators got a lot of crowds. Ratings are not a good bar for reality.
BobaFettApproves
I’d attend his.
Sayagain
I will say, I'd be down for bringing gladiators and/or dueling back. Mostly dueling.
PaladinAstro
Look up HEMA. Scratches the itch a bit.
TheSilverSeraph
But he has ratings. The best ratings. Everyone tells me
RanchoCucamonga
That's the only thing he had. An actual attention whore.
QWTFODDBALL
And the greatest wall you’ve ever seen.
thecrolo
*never
rhyoliticjuice
Nobody has this kind of rating before I got here, its unbelievable can you believe it
PastryDeathStar
No dog would have him
dirtmarker
True dat
The701
Well... Lindsey Graham. Ted Cruz.
alan3ScifiRunner
No dog worthy of the appellation.
Dondarian
Don't you dare compare dogs to those two scum. Those two can be classified as pets
Exdeath5000
I wish Trumpy had gone silently into the night, but no he has to keep trying to be relevant
LetAllYourAngerOutOnMeIDontBite
as a non-american, the only time I see and hear about Trump is on this site
TemetNosce000
Only time I hear about him is on here. And late night shows
TargaryenLoyalist
Then you’re not paying attention, because the GOP is still swearing fealty to him. According to them he’s the party leader.
jjsjosCreator
just think of all the people that will be cheering at trump's funeral. The lamentations of his followers will be the sweetest music of all
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
jjsjosCreator
lol wow, I'd say thats mostly people who were glad he was sick
Illithidbane
Remember that Trump didn't have a dog, so the GOP has to hate dogs now.
zachwolf321
Should look up the president of Ireland with is dogs. It's a video of him giving a speech while his dog is trying to get the pets
IAmAnthonyStark
Odd the way they describe themselves while trying to take verbal aim at a dog...champ has way more class (and beauty) anyway.
ihavethelowground
Hating on that good boi
CrazyGingerAle
Who talks shit about an animal specially a dog
IWasACatAllAlong
Literal children.
LeSethX
Has, that's insulting. Children LOVE dogs.
SheepPoster
Incorrect - When people say Stephen Miller was Trumps pitbull they meant that literally. Its why he wasn't allowed on the carpet.
ReNiX333
That's not true at all. He had Lindsey Graham
Slonchman
Except Graham doesn’t have the capability to love. Nor can he show affection or loyalty. Graham may be trained to poo in the garden. Maybe
ReNiX333
He just shits wherever. Usually on the American people and their rights.
LochNessMister
Seriously? You have something called News-max, like, News to the max? Wtf America
Illithidbane
Wait until you learn about OAN's Graham Ledger. His slogan each episode is, "Even if I'm wrong, I'm right."
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
And thank God he didn’t have a dog. I’d feel bad for any animal in his care. He never even cared for his own kids til they could make him $$
eggmuffin
Does Ted "bitch" Cruz count?
Nekola
What? He had a dog, it's name was Lindsey Graham.
Bonchoman
Wonder how Trump might have been, if he'd had a dog as a kid
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Yeah, a dog probably would’ve at least shown him unconditional love, which he never got from his parents.
thefatlonelyjew
Does the GOP ever stop and realize they had the chance to distance themselves from Trump forever and decided not to
Illithidbane
He was a useful tool. Then they missed their chance and they're stuck now.
thefatlonelyjew
I don't feel sorry for their fate at all, I just hope he manages to tear them apart completely while he's at it
Illithidbane
It's a race between voter suppression and self-destruction. Either they are incompetent dictators or lose power for a generation.
monjamon
Imagine how pathetic someone has to be to go on the "news" and make fun of a dog. That's just so extra.
CableGuyLover
Every time someone uses that frase, it makes me feel so old, extra old, if you will.
monjamon
I'm old, so don't feel bad!
2graves
That's not a news station
Illithidbane
Anecdotally, some Fox viewers think Carlson, Hannity, Ingraham, etc. are not far enough right and are leaving for OANN and Newsmax.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
OANN and Newsmax are literal arms of Pravda. Been wild watching the "better dead than Red" party turning into Russian propaganda watchers.
Illithidbane
monjamon
Perhaps that's why I put "news" in quotes like that
GayCanadianJew
That’s republicans for you
Anonaru
Dijon mustard and tan suit come to mind too LOL
BOSSMOPS
They're just jelly because obama looked so damn good in that suit haha
AimForTheBushes
I liked the suit but it is hella weird wearing tan suits in a business setting
vonkeswick
And dijon is too spicy for them
len0k
Don’t forget he had Ivanka
somethingawesomeandgreat
* Jared
Kemi337
Tiffany, which he never mentions LOL
johneventually1
A bitch is a dog, but I don't think she's actually a bitch, just a traumatized daughter
JHawkInc
The GQP said the same shit about Obama’s family when he was in office. Don’t stoop to their level.
AntRam95
She’s a bitch but she’s not a dog
UncleBuckFutter
He really wants to give that dog a bone
len0k
TemetNosce000
Ooof
CanadianCobraChicken
I mean, he had Lindsey and Ted... don't they count?
Avrgjoe80
I agree with the sentiment, but it's kind of an insult to dogs..
smegheadenergy
Ted has no balls. Where are his testicles Donald? What happened to them?
damnshithellfart
Rudy...