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anywaysthisoneatemice
Get the fuck out of here with this shit. I'd rather see any shitpost over this dumb shit
Dblo01
Hey facebook
thepatioheater
Well my sister got a new job and a house in Oxford yesterday and will be moving soon with her bf! Take that Beyonce!
Xenolith166
[Insert witty comment]
TheBadDad
Fahargo
Why do so many people give a shit? are their lives so pathetic that someone's second child is a big deal in their lives?
CosmicMetal
cunttliflower
You cared enough to comment.
coolstuff007
Someone in one of my classes was 10 minutes late "because i heard beyonce was having twins." absolutely ridiculous...
Tater4049
I doubt she's been corrupted by money at such a young age. Give her a few years.
mistersaIvage
Hey yeaah yaaah yeah ya what's going on?
thorfx
Who is Beyonce?
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RepostFromLastWeek
I don't know how I could care less. Before joining Imgur I didn't even know what she looked like. I always thought that image /1
RepostFromLastWeek
she wanted removed from the Internet was an image of Britney Spears. /2
anywaysthisoneatemice
Shit
Henrybigmuscles
Who fucking cares
thatguy1943
The girl. Did you even look at the post?
Henrybigmuscles
Bet
UpgradeCookie93
Who gives a fuck??
WhySoSirius
Pro tip: when you see something you don't care about, just go to the next image
luposlipaphobia
No one. But I sincerely hope you don't care about memes in general. So why hate on this one in particular?
CompanysOkay
I do! How is she supposed to buy 14 yachts now?!
draisfine
With her 333 million dollars??
Lenin1
Oh my god I have been on the toilet for half an hour. I have the biggest bellyache send help
RoseFaery
We don't need any more Bonos.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I'm not sure what kind of help youre looking for, but I can definitely go over there and kick you in the face....
FennecAeon
I am in the same boat. Kill me
SqueakShow
On the bright side, if you die you'll go out like Elvis.
StacieDoodle
Half an hour??? peasant.....
FirstThingThatCameToMind
stay strong, the worst is yet to come.
sharona9000
I eat chipotle a lot too
frankenspider
Can't help you but this comment is more interesting than this post.
Brionyrae
Close your eyes and think of England
SassyPiplup
Die. Let you be mankind's folly symbolized
LaikaTheSpaceBitch
Your comment says you dropped that line 4h ago. I hope you've made it out. Also, are you eating your vegetables?
gabefgdabomb1
Doesn't that imply triplets?
cunttliflower
Math can be hard, I know hon.
Dudewhatbroman
1 kid plus 2 new kids equals 3 kids.
striker43