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Edit: I've never imagined that this would hit the most viral. Thanks imgur!
BurntheBabies
No one is going to talk about the Florida man dying after winning roach-eating contest?
Hilsog1
So much crazy in one place!
TayTay051
For everyone wondering why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRs-7_BsYNc
OliverClothesoff70
Floriderp
Ihatetryingtothinkofsomethingclever
I found out that the reason Florida has crazy stories is because there are different laws about the info that can be provided about crimes.
vondruke
2/3 of the population in Florida is from somewhere else. Congratulations, you just played yourself.
DigitalHare
futureBody
We need a Dexter to deal with THESE Florida men
bobbieblackheart
Uses taco as I'd . Lmfao
JustAnotherknarF
Oh Florida Man
Janglz
It's almost like Florida is to America, what America is to the rest of the world...
04FoxSake
Ah, another beautiful homage to my home sweet home!
acalt
#20 Sits in a bar and says. Let me tell you a story about how my ex chocked on mah dick and died.
doesanyoneevenreadthese
#1 Is sad, you can barely make out he didn't actually mean to, and was surprised when it happened.
thunder2132
#4 Is that Ted Mosby?
LightemUp
+1 ctrl+f'd specifically for this
sonnydojo
Come to Florida for the bath salts, stay because you're exiled from all the other states.
PUBspotter
Very glad I'll be ordered to leave the state in eight months.
04FoxSake
ThomasjServo
Florida, America's purgatory.
04FoxSake
And Heaven's Waiting Room... because of all the old fuckers who retire here and CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE, GET OFF THE ROAD!
inzane
If these are real, I'm beginning to believe in eugenics.
jarsoffarts
That's definitely the face u make after u poop on everything
Austin5624
I secretly like to think it's all the same guy
Kimozabi
The aligator one was sad. He kept the animal tied up and blind folded for a month.
teachmehowtoadult
As someone who just moved to Florida, I am concerned
SupervisionIsRequired
Zappers42
#2 wasn't funny at all...
Bondedrobin
Idk it's kinda funny
Untamed64
I can hardly read it
eskamobob1
look at his face though. "They just... Just came off...."
musesf80
SFWorNSFWthatsthequestion
Can someone please exlain? No hands. No legs. Armed and on the run?
cheesypita
Armed= has weapons, on the run= escaping/evading police
2graves
It's actually a really uplifting story
Dunes8
#1 is fake
Thorsmightyarse
I actually felt sorry for him
KelseyTheodore
Well yeah, imaginary friends aren't real.
themadprofessor
...well played.
leftbanana
Where else would you keep a handcuff key if you're expecting to be handcuffed?
Mugfan
Florida Man. Worst. Superhero. Ever.
GreenYawgmoth
Truly, the hero we deserve.
doogy
Lets be fair. Florida Man is also the worst Villain ever.
Dragerien
Or best... it's hard to tell sometimes.
WinterisoverThere
Some Floridians are absurdly proud of their states reputation.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I imagine that nobody wants to fuck with you when you say you're from Florida, kinda like saying you're from Detroit.
SuitablyCuteLion
It's more like, "I survived Florida".
TheLordOfGiraffes
You fuckin bet, I live in the biggest garbage fire of all time. Also other states probably have the same amount or more crazies but 1/2
TheLordOfGiraffes
Florida is a state that publicly releases all police reports so all of our craziness gets known. On the other hand south Florida is a mess
04FoxSake
beersweneedbeers
Most people that are actually from here have "flogrown" stickers on their car and are absolutely retardedly proud of it. It's sad :(
Legosinthedark
I have never in my life seen that. Is that a Miami thing? Sounds like a Miami thing
04FoxSake
Nope, I know plenty of natives including myself, that would never sport anything like that on their cars, clothing or otherwise. *Shudder*
SilverSwearsalot
Ok, at the risk of coming across like a fuckin idiot, is any of this real? Cos fuckin hell America, if it is, Australia is CONCERNED.
WholesomePyromaniac
Yes. Every single one actually happened in Florida.
VariouslyStated
It is all real. and no one likes that florida is a thing,
IHaveAMemeForThis
Yes it is but don't you put this on all of us! That's just Florida ok!? The rest of us aren't like this for the most part!
LiRivera
Yes. Yes it is. I was down the street for the dick chocking incident.
Lock5446
Finally made it out of florida...it is the land of weird.
Zimenzo
Hide your kids, hide your crocodiles
cinderelaman
Florida man, the only thing more dangerous than Australia's wildlife.
SilverSwearsalot
Haha bullseye mate
04FoxSake
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/how-floridas-proud-open-government-laws-lead-to-the-shame-of-florida-man-news-stories-7608595
04FoxSake
TLDR: FL has open-record laws. We're definitely crazy fucks down here, there's just easier access to our records than some other states. :)
st1ckybutt0n
I've lived here (Florida) almost a year and sadly, I can believe these.
AutoFox
No-one is more fucked up than the US of A. Not even the Murder Continent.
QueenCousland
WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!
zatch631
So are WE O.O
HoudiniTheNotSoGreat
I'd believe it. On my last trip to Disney World we decided to venture away from the Disney property at 1am, that was a 1/2
HoudiniTheNotSoGreat
mistake. We stopped at a gas station and got bombarded by methed out hookers. I think most everyone everywhere is on meth in Florida. 2/2
TheOne11111
I believe @OP checked each source before putting each in the dump, I checked some and I can confirm, these are real. and it scares me.
missastromccluskey
wonder what our equivalent is ...??
EpogeeDesign
As someone who lives locally to some of these... they've had coverage, as recent as last week.
MissLadyPants
Some are real so are fake. Like the having sex with a gator is fake
Dunes8
#1 is fake
Thristen
Imaginary friends are real, damnit! They're real!
SodaForBlood
Pretty sure #3 is fake as well since a professional news site wouldn't say "dick and balls".
undungubungu
What exactly do you mean professional news site? Cus ive seen some pretty shitty news sites with language like that
10tacles
I don't know if that one is fake but there are really people who fuck gators.
Bootsy81
And if Australia is concerned the UK is concerned cause it takes a lot to concern Australia.
AndersCalrissian
If the UK is concerned then Canada is also concerned because it takes a lot to concern thos bloody POMMIES!?!??!&$#_(sorry meds wore off eh)
SilverSwearsalot
Amen bro
Domehammer
Police are required to report everything to media or something.
SMASPTP
They're real, but don't blame the rest of us for Florida. It's a goddamn circus down there.
sexybuttercup
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/24/man-who-said-his-girlfriend-choked-on-his-penis-is-cleared-of-murder-6658223/
StyxDragon
It's worth it to once a month look up Florida Man on Google news. 25-50% are fucked up like this. And it's only Florida that does it...
DarkCrawler901
Outside the coasts and the cities, Florida is deep, DEEP South. Like, Alabama deep. And Alabama doesn't sit on a hundred drug pipelines.
DarkMutton
I always loved Florida because when I visited it was Disney world or ft Meyers or Tampa. But the rest of it is a flaming trash heap
couldyoupleasenot
You can't say it's a flaming trash heap if, as you said, you've never been there.
Icommentwithnospaces
It's just easier for reporters to get info on crimes in Florida. There's dumb dick digglers doing dummy dont's daily everywhere
NinjaCongo
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
LovelyLiesl
beautiful alliteration
stevothegr8
Dr. Seuss?
SmutMonger
I just want to say: Dumb Dick Digglers Doing Dummy Don'ts Daily. I love you.
fistermatic5000
Dude, shit like this happens all over the world. The state of Florida just has a law where the press can publish peoples arresting info.
HAVEANOTHERONEOKp
cogs
Not sure if you're serious...
boingclashboom
It's true... I've spent the last year in FL & haven't seen anyone have sex with an alligator. I am getting the fuck out though lol
fistermatic5000
I'm from SE Louisiana, and spent a year in Florida, in the middle of my traveling days. It was the closest that felt like home lol.
boingclashboom
It's really not that bad. I'm just from NY and can't handle the summers here lol...I will miss being tan forever though.
hathorlover
He/she is serious
cogs
I'm referring to the "Florida law" they mentioned. The 1st Amendment permits this, not one state. Florida is in no way unique here.
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