KhaganOfNeverland
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Feb 2, 2018 7:04 PM
KhaganOfNeverland
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Flyndaran
Back when Vader was merely a high ranking official before the retcon to being second in command.
godofhorizons
He was actually very cool and composed while doing it
CaptGunpowder
For when you gotta be a mob enforcer and Patrick Bateman at the same time
IRPAZ
LetMePickMyTeethThenHaveMoreChips2
Surrounded by idiots.
ennuii
lol...some...
CarlosSpicyweiner
We've all wanted to.
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
I just watched New Hope today! I always glisten with anticipation for that scene!
railgap
Except it's the customers not my co-workers (usually) but yeah.
SPINENIPS
He really goes off the rails in the next film...
AvJeo
All the fucking time
Unerring
I like the prequels. Anakin's story is hilarious, and it shows the Republic's corruption.
DrSharkbite
Spartan132
oh alright
jenesasquatch
“I don’t like the Force anymore and, uh, I don’t think I’m going to do it anymore.” -Luke
Hybris51129
That was Kyle Katarn who said that.
corvumm
My favorite part was when he made a pun during that part
shakinmyhead
And then he gets told to stop, was the bummer right after imo.
Eldibs
I mean, he basically stopped a work meeting to insult Vader's religion. Dude had it coming.
GoGoGadgetBinoculars
"Coworker" ok... if hes choking him with the power house of the force hes in charge there is no "co"
SometimesIpostfood
Today is definitely one of those days
Panserclaw
"harder daddy" "What?!" "What?"
BlackSiren32
co-worker: "Harder Daddy"
SendMeASelfie
I posted this as a confession bear like two years ago
GingerLaird
Oddly enough, Vader never held rank in the Empire's Military. He was just there because the Emperor said so.
WarDragon1984
"Do you have a rank, or...?" "Lord." "Fair enough."
88wut
Vader, please report to the HR office.
WarDragon1984
But in the Empire, Vader is the HR office!
JThorsman
He was kinda asking for a demonstration of Vader's "sorcerer's ways"
LocoSmashley
Has it been “sorcerer’s ways” this whole time? I always thought it was sorceress ways. WTF else have I been wrong about my whole life?
misteremjay
Seriously, dude was being a dick and Vader needed to shut him down.
Klaaism
Never a good idea to antagonize a superior at a meeting even when you think he's bullshit. Cause it might not be bullshit.
Sauroctonus
And sometimes, it IS bullshit, but it's their bullshit and damnit do your job!
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
My favorite part is when George Lucas stops fucking with the original goddamn trilogy
11747
You mean after he sold the legal right to do so?
HamDangler4TheAngleOfTheDangle
My favorite part
QueenCousland
First one of these I've laughed at.
KhaganOfNeverland
Lol nice
KeepYourDickInAVice
Why did I read the first part as the uncle in Jack Chan Adventures?
KeepYourDickInAVice
Oh *Darth Vader breathing*
tryingtofindnemo
My friend doesn't get it
Blu3Mys3lf
Have your friend google "the circle game"
WarthogFrank
It’s not below the waist, so it doesn’t count, but I’m not gonna be the one to call him out on it.
DukeDarkwood
It is below half of his body.
Jalopenis
¿Has oído hablar de la tragedia de darthos Pleikvueis los sabios
LordSlickRick
jajaja...
NotAnotherKerman
El sabio*
jenesasquatch
I just save it up for performance reviews.
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WhenIScreamyouScreamPotato
Was just told by my director that 5 hours is too long for a performance review
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
“In my mind the Jedi are evil”
Hybris51129
"We're reducing our headcount."
jenesasquatch
“And not just the service desk staff, but the admins and supervisors, too...”
IDontLikeSandItsCoarseAndRoughAndIrritatingAndItGetsEverywhere
I never really thought about it, but does Hayden Christiansen have a lazy eye in that shot??
magicpocket
He could have a walleye like Bill Skarsard
jenesasquatch
That always bugged me too!
PhunsukhWangdu
I still can't believe this was actually in a Star Wars film.
SpecialProjectY
C'mon, kids are a common thing in Star Wars.
Alavar
I can't believe it was after George made changes to the original justifying some of it by saying it was for the children lol
LtKifKroker
How about the men, and the women too?
lostininterwebz
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
WarthogFrank
The film could’ve been great if no stupid cgi flips & the Noooooooooo. Dooku and Sheev old AF. Only thing they flipping are checker boards.
Asterfix
I mean.. he also killed off Maul instead of using him as a constant villain against Obi-Wan.
PantsGuy
He's not dead.
AlexMnemonic
Is this an extended universe thing?
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
The older I get the more I sympathize with Darth Vader
thetastiestpastry
Truth. It's to late for me.
LeeroyTheBird
But, be honest, who would you rather be. Sterling Archer, or Darth Vader?
Kairamek
Don't ask me to choose!
forte10
Pre-cancer/magma scars or post?
LeeroyTheBird
Yes.
CaptainRedHook
To be fair, that guy said some things about Vader’s religious beliefs that are decidedly not work-place appropriate.
Kyman201
"Your devotion to an ancient religion haven't given you clairvoyance enough to conjure up the stolen plans, or find the Rebel Base" >
Kyman201
< or something to that effect.
WarDragon1984
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Kyman201
"That's enough. Vader, release him."
thetastiestpastry
"As you wish."
WarDragon1984
(You forgot the pause! The pause is crucial, it'd be a beat panel in a comic!)