I felt a great disturbance in the digestive system, as if millions of heartburns suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened
Indeed. As a European, that does not sit anywhere near what I would consider pizza. By no means am I yucking anyone's yum - you enjoy what you enjoy - but OMG I could not eat that (and I can't help believing that my arteries are probably thankful)
TheFastpaws
I want it.
spacerobot142
Meat sweats
Vidikron
I felt a great disturbance in the digestive system, as if millions of heartburns suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened
LicensedAdHominem
Gross.
RandyHorton
Your grease has some pizza on it.
iwishiwereglowinthedark
Deliciousness. I would eat that until I couldn’t physically stuff more in
Krashtestdummy
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y2duZWlnejB5d3h6cjB6dG94cWhzZXVqa2F5OHNiN2hzcXVmYWF6byZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Xhw4yMiLQLop4SffLh/200w.webp
DaisyfromDownunder
It will taste better when you use real cheese, instead of that American substitute muck.
VoidForScreaming
If anyone needs to scream into the void, my inbox is open.
VoidForScreaming
Whoops, wrong post.
quietwalker
Correct sized sausage for sausage pizza.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
LeTourdeFrance
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cDh5eTZsYWkybmRlMGMwenF3Yzc4ZzY3aHNudnBmZDl6aDdhamFmeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1r5xnk9GA73wI/200w.webp
CrisprCAS
daverbeans
Slower you slut
MajMalfunction2
Looking at this post gave me heartburn.
Fn0rd
I got like instant acid reflux swing this monstrosity of oil.
GlenL
Am I the only one who thinks that looks disgusting?
theskepticinme
I wish I were 15 again so I could eat this
gemaeuer
What's the brown stuff? Meatballs? On a pizza? And where are the vegetables?
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
So much oil, the US invaded it.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
jkwgn
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gumblemuntz
That is a knife and fork slice, after about six napkins worth of blotting
TheGreyGryphon
That slice the damn Exxon val pizza
msiemon
Holy fat
gtotherizzle
I'm down
MagmaCarta
Leaves it's own little oil slick
BurningVeryImportantThings
everything reminds me of her.
MagmaCarta
freeloaderr
Is it just me? Or the amount of grease is turning me off. At some point you got to understand that’s too much grease!
johnvictor
A lot of these super foods or whatever posts no longer interest me. They're all so greasy, and mixing flavors that don't go well together.
Meetgeorgejetson4510
You ain’t gonna shit right for a month https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleTJzZXVrdTF5ZDkzbHR6a3I2a21uazN2c25wM3Y3bWphd3Zpa2UwNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QIpSB9yTqCjWo/200w.mp4
red580
That's an unnecessarily big piece.
SpaceHaggis
Its a tad greasy
GIMike1972
Just the way Momma likes it!!
baals
Soak that up with fake Parm cheese
iwishiwereglowinthedark
That’s one of the best parts
Dasnekones
Exactly! That is where all the flavours are hiding.
ProfessorMatt
That's what the Parmesan cheese and cheap paper plate are for. In fact, from the looks of it that's a two-plater!
SocoFox
When the plate is clear from the grease you know it's good.
spinballwizardmtg
Maybe even three
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
I know people won't agree with me, but personally this is too greasy. I wouldn't enjoy it.
WienerBeener
I too got heartburn from looking at it.
ArchonIlladrya
I'm getting a stomach ache just looking at all that grease.
RedTailedHawk
Who is Tad and why is he greasy?
SpaceHaggis
We dont talk about the incedent
PineappleLoopsBroether
Tad is short for Thaddeus… he comes from oil money… https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbHl4aTR4eXQ5ejNtemNuZnN0aTRsemNxeGttYWlkeWdkY2U5NWExeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RMkX6xueIWG4RMRMX3/giphy.mp4
ScootinNtootin
At what point does it have to get to to be considered a casserole or bread bowl? I'll fight anyone who says Chicago style pizza isn't a casserole.
bluefisherking
Indeed. As a European, that does not sit anywhere near what I would consider pizza. By no means am I yucking anyone's yum - you enjoy what you enjoy - but OMG I could not eat that (and I can't help believing that my arteries are probably thankful)
technofiend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzXIpp59eoU
Kotarisu
Exactly what I was thinking of. His line "it's not even pizza, it's a fking casserole", I quote IRL lol
ScootinNtootin
Holy shit this is amazing! It's like the ultimate vindication!
technofiend
You're welcome. Honestly, I thought that's what you were referring to, but yes, you're not alone in thinking deep dish "pizza" is not in fact pizza.