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Well somebody had to do it.
Nov 18, 2021 8:43 PM
RoutemasterFlash
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Well somebody had to do it.
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
RIP
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Why the fuck are there "experts" on the Queens fucking schedule?
APrettyFdupOhLaLa
God Save the Queen
Freeasabird2015
She was back to her normal duties when she met with General Sir Nick Carter, the Chief of the Defence Staff, at Windsor Castle on Wednesday.
SecretSquirrel27
"They turned her into a newt!"
imgurschmimgur
She steamin. they said she needs to quit the booze
RoutemasterFlash
That was more her mum's scene, I think.
Skumbo
not even "the queen" just "queen"
AgamemnonsMemes
Transforming can take a bunch of episodes
Zenshien
It's just so they can cloner her again
keyblader1985
I thought this was about the band at first
RedPandaDeluxe
Suckin D Holiday, nbd.
zutty
BYE LIZ
RoutemasterFlash
Oh man, this is my first FP. Let's see if we can get it to 1000 points? It's on 991!
JhericFury
I shouldn't hope, but I can't help hoping my country gets tired of the monarchy after old Liz is gone. Nobody likes any of the others, right
cakeface2016
If only there was a system where the public could choose the head of state...
GoldFrieza
I will hunt you down for this mockery of me.
RoutemasterFlash
One could not give a fuck.
Targe0
And make it double
GoldFrieza
Yes my dear. We shall purge the masses as King & Queen of the galaxy
SecretSquirrel27
MightyIink
Well this post aged well... or perhaps it didn't.
sjg1711350
Hope she'll pull through!
Nacon
When they say we may see her in February... I think they meant the funeral wake.
XstonedraiderX
TinFoilWookie
In her next phase I hope she gets face tats like Post Malone.
RoutemasterFlash
Dunno why you got a DV, that's a hilarious idea.
TinFoilWookie
Probably still mad about the whole “tea in the harbor” thing.
LivingDeadX
She dead
LordNergal
Well, yes, but was the phylactery destroyed?
Spinosaur
Yeah and it will take until feb for the stand-in to heal from the cosmetic surgeries to look identical
RadioSilenceDW
Not yet at least, pretty sure it will be soon though.
Targe0
No if she was it would be announced fairly quickly as there's systems in place by law they have to follow.
AnAwkwardBonerInClass
She’s in the Odin sleep
MagnificentCake
SHE DEAD.
Zpider242
Skin shedding takes time
nalananda
They need to get her all hooked up to the golden throne.
woozle
#PROOFOFLIFE
LordNergal
A lich is not a living being.
BigTex1
Didn’t she just do some queen thing on TV the other day?
RoutemasterFlash
Well she attended the funeral of her husband of 74 years like a tired, sad, lonely and extremely old woman.
YoSamiteSam
When I die I want to preserved and put in a wheelchair with an animatronic arm and voice box, and say "welcome to Walmart" forever and ever.
Sonicschilidogs
Pro of of life? Well, she has lived a long time, but you shouldn't use the same word twice in a row in a sentence.... S/
brotherblue
Meh, same same
jwillustrat
The current phase is called “closer to death”
dukegonzo
She's been dead or dying a few week now (my own personal conspiracy theory)
LurkerOfDarkness
We're all slowly dying.... though she is closer than most of us.
LordNergal
Nah. Some adventurers destroyed her body and they're waiting for it to finish reforming so they can hide her phylactery again.
TychoTychoAlba
Yeah the next chapter of Brexit is "and then on top of everything else the queen went and fucking died"
RoutemasterFlash
In fairness, that applies to all of us.
drh1138
She's already dead and they now have months to think up something good.
BrdCdn
It's the royalty. Not how it works. Phillip will just be king if she dies. Why hide it.
Prinzka
I don't get the joke
Puppersforall
I think it's quite safe to assume Philip will not be king unless someone has a shovel and some good connections with Satan.
RoutemasterFlash
I don't think he was ever in line for it though, was he? He's not part of the British royal line - he married into it.
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
I think you mean charles, her son, heir to the throne. Philip was her husband, he passed earlier this year.
BrdCdn
Yes indeed.
Jazzham
I wish we could enter a new phase of not giving a single fuck about so-called royalty
Knovar
Are you suggesting the Queen isn't royalty? That's a pretty controversial stance.
BitofaBstard
Try veing in the army and feeling like that
NoahFoxGiven
HoochIsCrazzy
well unless you actually live in the UK you can
Jazzham
There are also 15 other nations that recognize the queen as head of state, including Canada, Australia and New Zealand
HoochIsCrazzy
good point!
GreatLyzander
Why dont you like royalty? Its not like they are anything else then figureheads. And they give the people something to lool up to.
gaenaralhonk
Ah, something to look up to. The racist, the pedophile, the racist...
GreatLyzander
From what im seeing in the world news there are more racist and pedofile politicans then royalty..
Jazzham
Why don't I like people undemocratically handed power, wealth and status by birthright, with no accountability? Seems self explanatory
GreatLyzander
They dont handle power or wealth. They are ppl to look up and it help to keep ppl from idolising politicans..
RoutemasterFlash
And they've done what to earn that, exactly? The idea that members of one family are inherently better than everyone else because one of >
RoutemasterFlash
their ancestors was his tribe's best fighter 1,500 years ago is pretty fucking asinine.
MottledWoulfe
Don't forget the copious amounts of incest to keep the bloodline "pure"
RoutemasterFlash
That too, although I think they've eased off that a bit in the last century or so.
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
The very concept of royalty, as in authority either god given or granted by bloodline an insult to the idea that we are an equal people.
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
that is to say, a people with equal opportunity for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
GreatLyzander
Is it better that poeple worship a politican? I get your point but they are simply there to have someone to look up to..
RoutemasterFlash
Politicians have at least, in theory, got where they are through merit *hollow laugh* or at least by appealing to people.
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
We shouldn't worship anyone. No one is a monolith.
ProfessorTenebrae
I definitely agree. But the Queen in particular is quite a nice and funny person. Other ones I don't care about.
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
That she is outwardly nice and funny is good, I suppose, but doesn't really count for much. I can't fathom the skeletons in royal closets.
ProfessorTenebrae
Oh of course. I just like her as a person. The rest, no.
GNiko
IHateEditedBgMusic
Is this a dune?
Dagordae
I keep forgetting how amazingly dumb the old art looks. It looks like he’s wearing a sleeping bag.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
A sleeping bag with a sphincter where your head goes
Fadetoblack021
Doesn't count it isn't above her waist
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
God Empress
hassythegreat
I just started into the Dune universe. I can’t watch any other sci-fi because Dune did everything first.
tentacularfleshscape
Expanse
UncleRat
Not even close.
AllDune
RoutemasterFlash
The idea of cultures ebbing and flowing according to predictable trajectories was done first in a sci-fi context by Asimov's Foundation >
RoutemasterFlash
novels, but arguably they both got the idea from Oswald Spengler.
BigTex1
Earth Worm Jim!
ISayShenanigans
Earthworm Jane. The face looks female.
5amNonsense
It's Leto II Atreides, from Dune. He's a dude, though one could argue he's kinda both
BigTex1
To put it eloquently: He traded his peener for worm bits to be a better space psychic.
RoutemasterFlash
But he's now got more length and girth than he could ever have dreamed of.
5amNonsense
I was talking more about the fact that he's got the combined memory of all his ancestors, including the women. But that too I guess
Mediocreclient
hey dare you; you will address him as God Emperor of Dune Leto II