Something's not right here...

Mar 20, 2018 2:06 AM

AnxiousPizza

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I am being bamboozled again, aren't I?

“This trickery needs to stop human!

.....but I still want the scritches”

You got me good

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dogs like I have this human thinking he’s petting me...lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dog Logic. Lick until it works again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is worse than the time you pretended to throw the ball.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

thats the crulest thing i ever saw

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're confusing the shit out of that dog lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs are silly

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This is what it feels like to be connected to the matrix. You feel like you're getting scratched in the head, but your skin isn't touched.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sweet little idiot I love him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BAMBOOZLED AGAIN!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i see scritches, but I no feel scritches..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 488 Dislikes 2

This makes me feel emotions that don't exist

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ann Perkins!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I thought he was wearing a cone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So dumb yet so beautiful

8 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 1

That’s a Goldie for you. I miss mine :(

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That's what she said.... wait

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#justblondethings

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That look at the camera: "I am being bamboozled again, aren't I?"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Pet. The goddamn. Dog.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess this is VR for the doggo. Doggo sees it happening but it isn't exactly felt.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog left an eye print under our glass table top when we inadvertently dropped a chip on the table. Was rather funny.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The phantom scritch

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

kept you waiting, huh?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Placebo scratches.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 1

Up voting cause of username

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hes just happy to be there

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this to my kitty. hover hand petting. where you do the motions but don't touch. My kitty is smart and eventually sneak arches her back.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whereas my bfs cat will just meow in your face because she wants them so bad.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To me this is just proof that dogs just want their owners to feel happiness in any form they can help bring it.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Are they the smart ones, pretending to be dumb, just to make us happy??

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They just want to be whatever we need, to me that’s real special in an animal. It’s one of the species that we successfully molded to meet 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our emotional needs, that’s also incredible to me. So much. Interconnection that we haven’t established with any other animal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0