ISpotNipple
101202
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Edit: Source is https://nebezial.deviantart.com
Thanks @Goldmarble
Jan 26, 2018 2:01 AM
ISpotNipple
101202
1806
124
Edit: Source is https://nebezial.deviantart.com
Thanks @Goldmarble
missojennie
JDtheAmazzzing
Love the way they decorated their apartment. Squiggles are so hip right now.
Goldmarble
Artist source: https://nebezial.deviantart.com
aesthesia1
Comic book "sexy" lipbites. Why are they always cringy and awkward?
KeyClavis
"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" - Niven wrote it in '69. I read it in the 90's. I've never looked at Superman the same since.
Embrodak
fujurrr
Artist got tired seeing his old works apparently
SaraMouse257
Don't knock it till you've tried it?
tornadosandwich
One of the V/H/S movies has a scene like this
Sonanio
Uhh the Sunstone guy. ;)
maxBoimeme
Deus Vult
KennyK2000
Mall rats argument
CrazyCanuck150
I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.
helluvasparkplug
They have the same eyes
colombocock
Ah yes. There it is. In quality pixels and everything. I love this!
legacyweaver
Are we just going to ignore this guy's username...?
MrWoland
He has very skinny legs. He forgot legday everyday
ExTechOp
Considering he's hyper-powerful, where does he get his shapely muscles?
MikeyCrabtree
Front page needs to experience this.
NZSheeps
UserSub needs to up their 'shock value' game
SpringToMyWinter
I has. A lot.
Crazytrain77
About a dozen times that I've seen alone.
Geckogeek
+1 for Nebezial content.
Portto99
Obsidengod
strideo
Galbatorix21
jesusisherelookbusy
VILE XENOS!!
sergeanttarkus
thatdamnrat
The Inquisition requires the source, to check for heresy.
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
Why does Superman look the same as humans in every other regard anyway? it seems kinda weird. anyone got any lore to explain this?
piratica108
Ya, in certain runs (check out American Alien) his Krytonian ship analyses human DNA on arrival and adjusts his to match phenotypically
piratica108
So essentially, the kryptonians do not actually look like us at all, but had the technology to change their appearence (when they existed).
dobbythehouseelf
Every time this gets posted I want to see a drawing of what that would look like
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I always imagined it as the 11th Doctors Sonic screwdriver... but fleshy
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Do you know earwigs? They have pincers at the rear end. Imagine one without head & legs. There you go.
Keairan
My mind always makes up a picture of a dong with lobster claws at the base.
Rifneno
You think this is bad? In BvS, Doomsday was a hybrid of human and kryptonian DNA. Think about the consequences of this alteration.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Yeeaaah we're kinda still pretending that movie doesn't excist, so I have no idea what you are talking about
AtomicCB
no need to think, if superman cums like human, it's unrestrained and will blow lois brains out..think hancock extended scene
stinkingyeti
Never seen Mallrats? It's clearly stated that lois could never carry his child to term, she gets a sunburn and the baby punches out the womb
walkingbread88
Yeah it also says that he would blow a load through her back like a shotgun. Unless he uses a kryptonite condom, But that would kill him.
TinyPufferfish
TinyPufferfish would like to suggest a bullet trap and a turkey baster
Kyman201
Wait, but the Super-Fetus wouldn't have been exposed to the yellow sunlight. Even UV light wouldn't penetrate that deep into the body right?
WafflesOfMassDeliciousness
Quite right.
batmanbumantics
Oh my
stinkingyeti
It's hilarious in the movie, even has a solid stan lee cameo.
walkingbread88
It's a super hero secret, hey you see that couple over there? They look so in love.
HeckTheHeckOff
It was a hybrid, but half the dna was already dead, and it was done using kryptonian technology/space magic, so who knows what a natural
HeckTheHeckOff
development would bring.
skolyr
Wonder Woman ain't got no issue with it.
(same artist)
cthulhusbestfriend
Well she is Greek
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
Wasn't she also technically clay brought to life by Zeus?
boobphysicist
you telling me you wouldnt fuck pretty clay?
Rannath
Originally, now-a-days she's a demi-god. Still the result of Zeus though.
Forgara
READ SUNSTONE
SteveMND
Come for the hot lesbian bondage, stay for the deep relationship issues and solid character development.
TheGuyWithTheDragonTattoo
I thought the style seemed familiar
SadBoner
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
MagicBaconBits
And that’s what he call “docking” go on, google it
twohearteddoctor
scrapz
FurryBallsFloppedMenacinglyOnTable
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Galbatorix21
SisterFister69Hitler
AntRam95
NballardPDX
queerzzical
Honestly? This is a great video, A+ music. Source: https://youtu.be/0fGGz6d3vC4
ItDisgustsMeThatMyFriendsLikeMilkandSugarintheirRice
ASDusername
Uuuhhhggg fine! *unzips
ThatGuyWithBMWinHisUsername
I always felt sorry for the other worm.
carefreechief
ItsLuke192
Stop this
WarriorFox
Name doesn't check out...dan
GreaterDog
Here's your gif
missojennie
Account123456789
ItDisgustsMeThatMyFriendsLikeMilkandSugarintheirRice
queerzzical
Sauce? I'm genuinely interested to know what species this is. Also because it looks funny.
missojennie
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echiura
Gyinagal
There is a species called the penisfish
TheDoctorCrankenstein
BaldVinnie
This is mine now
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Here have another
aidennelson
Dye-fantasy for any future surfers needing a sauce
Account123456789
SuperHentaiKaman
PowerRangerRed
MattDark86
She looks familiar... What is she from?
MrPandi
.
Account123456789
I’m stealing this
v
allofyoursmiles
Im stealing that.
rocklead112763
Is the username relevant
IZ42
Who doesn't tho?
theHatredburrito
Probably
Account123456789
It sure is ;)
v
JoJotarot
Who is this?
WhyDontYouMakeMe
lewder
Account123456789
Thanks mom
WhyDontYouMakeMe
I'm looking out for you sweety