cheekypocketwank
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Dec 6, 2021 5:32 AM
cheekypocketwank
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DPHENS
Also works with Beatles songs.
Equreuil
Gotta cosplay as a Disney couple as well with matching music.
swifter66
“Poor unfortunate souls!”
degonz195512
Its a small world after all ?
HarryHighpantss
If you ain’t fucking to The Minions soundtrack, are you even fucking?
IntentiomalTypo
A whole new wooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oorld
usermainboredom101
That made my day mate!
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
It's the circle, the circle of dick ?
RamosIsANerd
"for the first time in forever"
DPHENS
Maungroas
“Hi ho, hi ho. It’s off to work we go…”
rastamuttan
Stop kidding yourself. Your sextape will never get that kind of attention.
ImgurAskedForAUsername
isn’t there a vault of seized Disney smut at their HQ in Burbank?
GanondorfLink
Made by their animators while working for them.
MapleSyrupMafia
A cop tried doing that by playing a Taylor Swift song while being an asshole. Didn't work so well.
maybeamarecan
While wearing a mickey and goofy costume.
tarataqa
something something..."fucking Goofy"
maybeamarecan
dolan and gooby
Gingerwithsomesoul
Sound csn be muted, get a micky tattoo on your ass.
dschuma
Jokes on you, I can't finish unless You've Got a Friend in Me is playing
LizLemonDifficult
Cops have tried playing music so that bodycam footage won't be shared. Doesn't work.
Ivymantled
The good apples?
johnjeromson074
It's a small world after all?
StupidAutocorrect
Can you feel the love tonight?
tftd
"You're gonna feel the love tonight."
Evillairforrent
MissySassy
I find it had to orgasm to LET IT GO…
emanresuesoohc
Until some 13 year old replaced the audio with a laugh track and posts it on TikTok
copingcabana
Note: Disney music includes Darth Vader's March
Ivymantled
Also dress as a Disney character, and scream ‘Yes! That’s it! Right there! Don’t stop! Take me to the happiest place in the world!’
Dave217
You watch porn with volume
tarataqa
I watch porn at max volume.
palladian
Darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from meeeee
KainWhisper
Make a sex tape with your girlfriend, but play I'll Make A Man Out Of You from Mulan. So everyone gets REALLY fucking confused.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
If your partner is trans, then it’s just funny!
Spankmearoni
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, TO DEFEAT, YOUR BUNS!!!
ThomasThundersword
Hanz!!!! get ze strap-on!
Elhombremacabro
Great ironic track for a pegging scene
SkullSplitter00
Not my strangest wank…. By far.
Woolencadavers
Banger
Richter12x2
"In and Out, Up and Down, that's what makes... the world go round"
KafkasKarma
I'd assume your gf is playing the music, and you're a virgin
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Boatdoctor
Play "You're Welcome" from Moana and then after the unsatisfied 30 seconds, spend the next while dancing and singing
Richter12x2
But first "I Can Go The Distance"
Boatdoctor
somethingelseisbetter
You must be swift as the coursing river.
Beezlebubble
Great success!
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
with all the force of a great typhoon
Beezlebubble
Mission Failed, we'll get em next time
KainWhisper
One could say... a great... typoon..
PoopyProblem5
"you got a friend in me"
OGymruOGymro
Adds a whole new meaning to "Randy Newman"
RamosIsANerd
Randy? What's new, man.
RamosIsANerd
willpostanything
let it go man..
WhyCantILeave
Sounds more like a threesome
ExistentialDreadlocks
The type of sex tape was never specified
lostharbinger42
Oh man, I guess that would've been a lot easier than her dressing up like Cruella DeVille and me as Gaston.
spoonybards
Ahhh but that way your visuals are protected as well as just the audio!
EverNotRelevant
But not as hot.
CaptainSomebody
No, no, they can just mute them the other way, yours is rock solid!
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
Are you saying you didn't sing? What's even the point then?
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lostharbinger42
Highskyline
No one makes his enemies into CUCKS like Gaston
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Now compare that to Cruella's song "The curl of her lips, The ice in her stare,
All innocent children Had better beware" No changes needed!
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator