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Man I love it when they team up
Oct 16, 2020 7:18 PM
Girlgamerlove
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Man I love it when they team up
Hismomoness
Spiderman won't "take a life"... but he'll destroy one
SomeCrazyNerd
Anyone else feel like making fun of appearance is kind of a low, petty and illogical part of our culture?
Puppydonk
Saren from Mass Effect?
JustAnyUser
Friendly Neighborhood Roast man
KaminoNeko
I love that Deadpool's right there when Pete uses his ass as an insult and doesn't comment at all.
rbudrick
Deadpool and whatshisname murdered.
hitraNoodleMonster
It always annoys me that so many writers confuse Spidermans character with Deadpools. He was never the crazy Type and yet they pretend he is
cogwork
But spider-man has always been a top tier trash talker.
ricklesdee
...honestly thought that was Ultimate Deadpool for a second.
superpaul79
Spider-man/Deadpool team up in MCU when???
bumblebeerumble
Man his witt is one of his greatest weapons & greatest down falls. Pisses enemies off to no end, annoys other heroes constantly though lol.
ketro2099
need more "this spidey" in the movies
aPokal
ConsumerAffairs
Curadh
I love how they were able to do Deadpool completely in character and PG-13. "Haha, you said traps."
mrshinethediamond
One time Spiderman webbed Kingpin to a wall just to tell him "You're so fat..." jokes that Spidey had written down for just that occasion.
Thrabalen
You're thinking of this:
and he wasn't webbed up.
mrshinethediamond
It's almost like there are more pages after this one... And more fat jokes.
Thrabalen
There absolutely were. But he didn't web him up to insult him. He wanted him riled up.
cholman74101
Without repeating anything I've already read in the comic strip, who is the person in the mask?
aPokal
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_Hammer_(Earth-616)
Elonth
ill bite who is the bad guy under the mask.
Istherenothingleft
sEriOUslY, U haVeN'T FIgUreD iT ouT?
Brochiavelli
Deadpool's left butt cheek from an alternate universe given human form.
aPokal
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_Hammer_(Earth-616)
Elonth
i never realized jack hammer and weasel were the same person.
smashpro1
404, the most dastardly villain of all time!
aPokal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_(Marvel_Comics)
EmperorWiggles
For reals though, who're they talking to?
ExemplarOfSarcasm
The comic book version of Rhianna after Chris Brown
Puppydonk
It appears to be Saren from Mass Effect
wozat
Reminds me a little of the Controller (Basil Sandhurst), but his facial crenelations had stripes.
Istherenothingleft
It's Gwen Stacy.
MrFenixx
I dont know if you're serious or not, because it sounds kinda ridiculous, but it's also deadpool and spiderman comic
Istherenothingleft
I'm not, but I am curious who it is.
srilankanfish
^ real questions here ^
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Seriously? You haven’t figured it out yet?
EmperorWiggles
Freddy Krueger's love child with Abby from Dance Moms?
aPokal
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_Hammer_(Earth-616)
ZevLeshar
Error 404
aPokal
Xaldyn
Seriously? You haven't figured it out?
EmperorWiggles
Every "before" image for proactive merged into a walking acne culture?
mykybordisbrokn
Deadpools left buttcheek in human form
MidnightAtMandS
Sarah jessica parker after a crash diet and a run-in with a flamethrower?
secondchance92
spiderman has had those jokes for a while. no one remeber the line when captain america asked if he was too young to be an avenger?
degeneratetitlicker
You mean "aren't you too old to be a virgin?"
srilankanfish
I'll bite (partially because im lazy), what was the line?
galorni
secondchance92 doesn't remember either
secondchance92
/a/rd0OFo8
srilankanfish
Thank you!
Ryebread91
Which villain is it?
aPokal
https://www.comixology.eu/Spider-Man-Deadpool-2016-2019/comics-series/62888
aPokal
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Jack_Hammer_(Earth-616)
Ryebread91
Page doesn't exist it says. :(
aPokal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_(Marvel_Comics)
ConsumingHate
How is it you manage to mess up the url in every response
aPokal
Ryebread91
Doesn't work for me when I try to post it either.
ObliqueRay
Does anyone know why random words in comic book speech bubbles are in bold? I never could figure it out.
hitdog42
Yeah, that bugs me, too
Donaldbain
You CAN"T be that stupid. You can't be THAT stupid. You can't be that STUPID. gettit?
readitwrong
god, that was mean. +1
Barjack
“She said she only loved him” a sentence with 6 different meanings depending on which word you emphasize
smashpro1
Emphasis.
wastingtimeat
Say those words as if the character was saying them the way you say them in your head... but as perfectly as if your life has depemded on it
PaleJr
In this case I’m pretty sure it’s to indicate that “The Bachelor” is the title of a show.
bobstrange
Its a way to show emphasis on a word, as if saying it in a different tone to the rest of the sentence.
LiterallyAWizard
Emphasis. When we talk we tend to put emphasis on specific words. Bolding text is the best way to impart that in text.
hitdog42
Yes, but a lot of the time they add emphasis to the wrong word
ObliqueRay
Yes, but why random words?
LiterallyAWizard
The only part in the above that I can say with confidence was bolded was "The Bachelor". So, The Bachelor was emphasized.
Captainawesomething
They arent random words?
AvgWhiteShark
GlassCanon
Four of them don't even need a mask.
Grabari
You serve as an example for others too, even with superpowers.
BoogalooBadger
You know what I'm gonna say about wolverine.......
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
He a superspreader
Golgothanworm
He's a true hero because he's not wearing the mask to protect himself.
KrakedUp
This? https://screenrant.com/wolverine-healing-factor-cure-pandemics/
jchase0693
He hinding the fact he looks like 2 batmans kissing?
GreatWhiteNorthEh
That even though he probably doesn't need one he's setting a good example as a role model by wearing a mask?
goflyblind
you keep your mouth shut.
ArkoneAxon
https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/3/39001/4094808-cycvsw.png
Isi151e
"What'd you do that for?" "I don't like you"
Elonth
hes a short little hate ball. or that his healing factor would prevent him from being a carrier?
GingerLaird
His blood could be used to synthesize a cure almost immediately, then the world is saved.
ArkoneAxon
Hell, didn't they use his blood to create a cure for at least one disease?
maybeamonster
Imagine his pain as he repeated sucks the breath from dying old ladies, rushing to cough in Scott Summers' face, but always healed too soon
aPokal
Leave Scott alone. Like the women in his life.
BoogalooBadger
These two comments right here are gold.
Jarjarthejedi
I mean, a plot point of the cartoon series was that his healing factor didn't stop him from being a contracting (and thus spreading while
Jarjarthejedi
infected) a disease, it just (mostly) guaranteed his survival. So while he almost certainly would have nothing to fear from COVID, he could
Jarjarthejedi
still pass it on if infected until his body fought it off, so the mask is a good idea (and he's a good enough guy in the comics to wear it)
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
He's the best there is at what he does and what he does is socially conscientious?
CrimsonReaper1985
Most people forget how brutally savage Spider-Man really is.
HaniiPuppy
The Doormonster Spider-man clips are surprisingly convincing giving they're supposed to be parodies - https://youtu.be/q1YtcYU-XJM
HaniiPuppy
*given
lucidbarrier
They never really did get this down in the movies. Sam Raimi at least tried with the original movies. Although he beefed up J Jonah Jameson
AlmightyElephant
If Tom Holland could get the smart-assery downpat he'd be perfect.
TonyStarkWantsOne
The “My weakness! It’s small knives!” quote from Amazing Spiderman was about as close as they got, imo
SoraHjort
He doesn't often kill, but boy can he slay.
jmwill7456
Fun fact! His "spider-sense" can react faster then he can think. Meaning he could dodge things before he even knew he was. Hence quips
AmbroseGudmaker
Peter Parker is always my first thought when it comes to Marvel and sass. Think it was mentioned at least once in a comic too
MyriaORiely
Honestly, that's why Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man was so good. He had the snark.
SoftKleenex
I can’t imagine Tom Holland’s Spider-Man being that savage
justworkdamnyou
Holland’s spider-man is a great example of before he got his confidence up to be the wise cracking hero. I hope they show the transition.
ButtProblemTerror
And Dre
jherazob
He has been the king of smartass quips for decades
DVsloth
HummingCat
What did MJ do?
Taazar
She was seen leaving Stark Tower by paparazzi who then twisted her comment of why she was there and printed she was in a 3-some with Stark
Taazar
So other than saying something the paparazzi took to be open to interpretation she didn't do anything
KanzenChowa
Curadh
That is possibly the most badass Spidey moment I've ever seen.
StalinsCousin
Dustfinger4268
Oh, that's just amazing
talel81
This was such a great moment.
Zilc
So much hatred in that glare.
Soufange
"IT'S A SATCHEL"
GadenKerensky
That moment of anger and 'oh shit'.
rollilolli
Was this after Peter returned after Superior Spider-Man?
warslinger
Last issue of Superior I think
beoluves
Yep
BlockchainofButter
Yeah he recognized him from the jokes.
KsuviKhor
Richter12x2
How are you gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
ChiLLeCheeze
https://imgur.com/elyPDAn
Dardicus729
It’s us