Oct 16, 2017 10:21 AM
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ISOMETIMESreactwithh3h3gifsandpics
Anakinstasia
I cry everytime.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
SushiJaguar
I hated this scene. Because really, they both should have been facing to their right, since in both universes the room is arranged the same.
RType100
First time i've seen this was the Thor version.
iantollewellyn
A Roes by any ovvah naem...
SigneowTheCat
https://artscartharsis.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/doomsday-wall.gif
v
TheShadowsLengthen
Would have been better if he went back in time to get Roes back from the Dalek panel (5th).
LadyWidebottom
Begotten
Why have u done this
shadowmoses95
SexuallyIdentifyAsANokia
More than 11 years ago now
HashtagDadJokes
Where my hat is at?
CandyCaneClorox
where was the last place you remember having it?
buttsaredope
I think I saw it on the counter next to the stove.
FractalChainsaw
I HAVE SEEN MY HAT.
DarthFutuza
My favorite version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6wP1qj2USs
GuardsmanMiku
'by Yandere Dev'
NaviDaimao
Im crying. Doomsday is when my soul shattered completely and i will never believe in the power of love ever again.
XD
shrtswtstbbrn
Ever have those days when you want to torture yourself in your loneliness? Watch this episode
Alternatively you can watch the final part of 'The Green Death' and see the same thing done with subtlety, class and better actors
jimmythehat1
Yes. You left her on a beach.
TrustMeImABassist
He want his hoes
PSUTerra
Is it weird that I didn't notice Rose was in a portal in the Dalek panel, and thought it was one of those "Love Pillows"?
BeardsytheHolidayRaptor
2shortplanks
Where's the last page? It should read "Have you seen a Dalek? NO WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT, I HAVEN'T SEEN A DALEK ...
...ANYWHERE, I WOULDN'T ERADICATE THE DALEK SPECIES. DON'T ASK ME ANYMORE QUESTIONS".
All the scans of "I want my hat back" are missing the last page where someone asks the bear if he's seen the rabbit and he replies similarly
MissMcBoner
Unpopular opinion but I absolutely hated Rose. Least favorite companion.
As someone whose watched all of Doctor Who, Rose really is up there with Adric and Mel in terms of uselessly obnoxiously arrogant companions
Niddhoger
She was a stupid trashy hoe that one of the lead writers turned into Mary Sue Plot Cancer. Honestly can't see why anyone likes her.
Yeah! In most situations she was the cause of problems. I couldn't stand how she thought she was the center of the entire universe.
Remember when she dumps her boyfriend, flirts with men throughout space and time, then flips out when said dumped boyfriend tries to date?
driftinginspace
At least he said “I....”
wererat2000
I will never understand why Rose was so popular, but okay.
irespondwithsimpsonsquotes
I agree, v
citizenkayt
EatingFiftyBagels
ScreamingGreenFrog
A gif https://imgur.com/mbrIX7F
Pammee
Oh no. It was a heartbreaking episode. :( I really liked Rose. I want her back too
dxt6191
It looks like i am the only one who did not like rose. She was made much too important for no reason, donna nobel for me
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
Rose was just a bitch. To Mickey, to her mum. She was selfish as fuck. Still a heartbreaking episode but damn I don't miss her.
It's the best example I can possibly give of 'If repeatedly say a person is good, people will believe you regardless of if they are or not'
I kinda get what you're saying, she wasn't very nice to Mickey. I absolutely hate Amy tho, she went and made out w Eleven, cheating on Rory
Same. Rose was a sub-par companion who RTD made into his own personal mary sue. She was a flawed character who was treated as perfect 1/?
Was suddenly the most important person in the universe (which started an obnoxious trend afterwards with 'Doctor Donna', 2/?
Impossible Girl, Girl Who Waited and all that rubbish. The entire character of Martha was just 'Not-Rose', and was generally not a 3/?
Nice person in reality, yet RTD and a lot of fans act like she was perfect, the ultimate companion and all that pallava, I guess 4/?
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
"made much too important for no reason" that's all of them. apart from possibly Martha. Clara had it worst though.
Yeah, but Rose was the one that made it stick, and all because RTD desperately wanted to recreate Ace and failed miserably
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
God dammit, fucking Clara. First time I’ve ever exclaimed “would you just fucking die?!” with regard to a companion.
This was me with Rose. I CHEERED on those scenes because I thought it meant she was finally kicked from the show. But like a case of 1/2
herpes she just kept coming back to ruin everything. 2/2
FLCLrox
Why are the comments acting sad? His clone is banging her in an alt dimension as we speak.
Because all you need is sad music and some sad generic puppy dog eyes to make Doctor Who fans sad
QuestionedSanity
You're not wrong.
I didn't think about this until now, four hours later. It's worth noting that Time Lords literally don't have sex. I'm not kidding 1/2
Time Lords reproduce via genetic looms where they weave people together. Yes, that's canon. Also means no children for Rose either 2/2
ViktoriaWithK
True, but the whole situation is still sad, for all of them. The clone is the Doctor without his Tardis, trapped in a human body, and 1/
trapped on Earth. For Rose a big part of their relationship is them travelling and doing shit together, which they can't in the same way 2/
do anymore, leaving them to the monotony of everyday life. And the real Doctor leaves her & everybody else, regenerates & turns into 11 :(
I hate this moronic new idea that regeneration is somehow tragic. None of the old Doctors were such little bitches about it
wellthisjustgotinteresting
...well... just because something is newer doesn't make it worse. I like the tragic aspect of regeneration.
Being the 11th doctor is a tragedy? And really wouldn't it be MORE tragic for the 11th to never exist and Donna to never help save everyone?
That is not my point. IMO the switch between the kinda dramatic season finale and OMG!! super happy and excited 11!! was just _too_ heavy
shatnermademedoit
reddocs
That's why I'm in the comment section for
somebodyontheinternet
OriSmith
wormsdie
Trapped inside a cold metal cage all alone. Daleks just want to feel.
Legomaniac91
They do feel. They feel the burning rage and hatred of a millions suns towards anything that isn't a Dalek.
It's a seething lump of genetically modified alien nazi hate goo, stop trying to make it poetic
RelativeVelocity
"I SAW A STAR BEING BORN."
misspoopsalot
Oh doctor... it still breaks my heart...
UNDEADLY
i miss mah doctor. fall '18?! geezus
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
That was the first time I ever actually cried while watching a tv show. It was the worst!
NameIsChaz
What happened ?
chinesefingerhut
:(
Something that was seasons overdue. Rose=Mary Sue plot cancer and finally (but not really) left the show.
kanybal
Yeah just watch the first two seasons. I dare you (to just stop at two)
crohnite
Its from Doctor Who, explaining it here would just be doing you a disservice. If you have time and like si-fi give the series a watch.
threecheersforsweetrevenge
But don't skip over 9. He's amazingly sassy
CheddarbunPepperjack
The dog died.
dearbluey
A powerful, intelligent, time-traveling alien lost his pet human. It was quite sad. Then he got other ones. Then he changed his face lots.
iAmConno
I don't wanna talk about it
escalinci
They got stuck on parallel worlds. Her in one where her dad wasn't dead, though, so there's that.
Hmm what's the correlation between the robot and the girl though?
Just the iconic creature/enemy from the program, doesn't seem connected to a particular story. Called a Dalek.
SergeantMajorSpoiler
I don't even know why, but after all these years and companions, she's still - by far - my favourite. So was the 10th Doctor, tbh...
Give me 11 and Amy pond till the end of time. Rory can go though.
TrueLegateDamar
They were both my first, only started watching the show after Eccleston left
YeahWellAboutThat
Really liked it at first, but looking back, probably the two I like least. Didn't care for the love story, emo and space jesus angles.
Schmuck4hire
I understand the space jesus part, but where did you get emo vibes?
Every third scene was David Tennant making a pouty sad face at the camera with some pretentious music talking about 'I'm the last of 1/?
The Time Lords', or 'Oh woe is me, I am so alone', 'I'm so removed from the rest of the universe', 'No one understands me', Doctor 2/?
Who went decades without being a wangst-fest, yet that's all I can remember from 10, wangst upon wangst upon wangst 3/3
Still better writing than The Doctor's Daughter, Love and Monsters and Fear Her combined
It's been a few years since I last saw Love & Monsters. Why's it so unpopular? Besides makig the "scary design" context winner look so goofy
But I know what you mean by Fear Her. Even when I was watching it at age 11, it felt uncomfortably like a school play. I know british sci fi
isn't known for its production value, but your monster is literally a 12-yr old girl whispering?
1. None of the characters were interesting or compelling, or particularly well acted for that matter. I have no reason to care about them
2. The monster was awful, it's not just a bad design, the monster was basically written as Fat Bastard from Austin Powers
3. The silliness of much of it. We get a Scooby Doo chase scene and at the end one of the main characters gets turned into a blowjob brick
4. The Meta Aspect, RTD makes no bare bones about the fact that the episode is about Doctor Who fans. LINDA are representative of fans 1/?
TheFastpaws
I thought she was a stale boring character and it was great when they got rid of her. Donna and others were better written.
She was stupid white trash. Could flirt with boys from all space and time (and brought two back to the Tardis), but the boyfriend she 1/2
dumped for over a year still isn't allowed to move on? She FLIPPED OUT over that news. He was supposed to be a good little puppy and 2/3
wait at her beck and call. Trashy, immature, little shit. And this is ignoring how she destroyed all of space and time over daddy issues.
Rose was a mary sue, there's no other way of saying it, she was a badly written mary sue fanfic character
Not going to lie glad to see others feel the same way. I honestly hated that they kept bringing her back when we had better.
Russell T Davies. He had some positives, but his run had so many negatives as well. Character writing was probably the worst among them 1/?
That or continuity, considering he eviscerated Doctor Who canon, most of which was very shortly (and rightly) retconned afterwards 2/?
But unfortunately lots of people started with his mangled pseudo-canon and jackass characters and think that's how things should be 3/3
Apologies for the rant, that's been building for a while... and I clearly care far more than I should
Note: I will now list off problems with RTD's run in replies to this comment, be warned, will be many
Cannot legitimately end a character arc except in high fantasy ways. Outright steals ideas, situations, plot.
Rose was a goddamned Mary Sue who was worse than even Clara. At least they didn't have 12 constantly tell Bill 'You're not as good as Clara'
Writes mary sue characters and karma houdinis. Has an over-reliance on unneeded angst to the point it's just wangst.
Seems to believe Doctor Who has to be a certain way to succeed. That way is the same writing that got the show cancelled the first time.
Took new season 2 as a 8 episode 45 minute advert for his own programme. And then used the ratings for Who as a crowbar into his own project
Sparkly Doctor Jesus, and related, everything having to mean something super important. The Doctor is not a fucking god and never was.
Plays the enemies as blockheads that submit to his oh-so-gallant heroes. HUGE SYMBOLIC MOMENTS THAT ARE HUGE AND SYMBOLIC.
Egomaniacally claims that everything in there is his own invention. Sparkly Doctor Jesus.
Only known emotional impact is "OH I MISS HIM/HER"/"LETS FUCK". Seemingly hates Bisexual people and views them all as 'Sluts'
Has no idea of physics or canon. Atrocious dialogue. Plotholes that can be spotted by 7 year olds.
Blatantly ignores reality to promote his own ideals. Highly critical of any dissent from his own work.
Obsession with aliens just being animals in spacesuits. Rewrites other writers stories with his own bad ideas (Human Daleks for example)
Is incapable of making original villains, yet repeatedly takes villains from Classic Who and makes an inferior copy (Slitheen/Satan/Ood)
The Daleks are finally utterly dead this time, and then show up three episodes later. This is why killing them was even more moronic
Almost everything is solved via deus ex machina and another meaningless and probably hypocritical Doctor speech.
Tries so desperately to make everything angsty that he literally chose to make the Time Lords extinct. A moronic and unneeded decision.
Ok, I'm going to stop now, I'm sure I can come up with a lot more. But in short, RTD was a fucking moron. I'm not going to suck Moffat's 1/?
Dick or anything and act like his run has been perfect, it's got a lot of problems and shit in it too, but at least the man seems to 2/?
He treats the fandom as if it's full of idiots, and only he understands the show, Love and Monsters was literally him whining about the fans
Bad jokes and an attempt to inject unneeded romance and sexuality. Torchwood was basically entirely badly shoehorned sex/innuendos* 1/2
*Until Miracle Day
Fucking BLOWJOB BRICK!!! 2/2
Have to say it again. He doesn't understand physics and especially canon. Mutilates canon needlessly (e.g. The entire Time War bollocks) 1/2
And especially his decision to turn the Master from a dignified schemer into A FUCKING GIGGLING MORON SHOOTING LIGHTNING OUT OF HIS HANDS
The Doctor ages with the show. He consistently showed that and it's moronic. Doubly so considering the 7th Doctor was already 900 in the 80s
Note: This also means 'I'm so old' wangsty 10th Doctor only lived the equivalent of a couple of weeks in Time Lord time
ISOMETIMESreactwithh3h3gifsandpics
Anakinstasia
TheAngryMarineBiologist
SushiJaguar
I hated this scene. Because really, they both should have been facing to their right, since in both universes the room is arranged the same.
RType100
First time i've seen this was the Thor version.
iantollewellyn
A Roes by any ovvah naem...
SigneowTheCat
https://artscartharsis.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/doomsday-wall.gif
TheAngryMarineBiologist
TheShadowsLengthen
Would have been better if he went back in time to get Roes back from the Dalek panel (5th).
LadyWidebottom
Begotten
Why have u done this
shadowmoses95
SexuallyIdentifyAsANokia
More than 11 years ago now
HashtagDadJokes
Where my hat is at?
CandyCaneClorox
where was the last place you remember having it?
buttsaredope
I think I saw it on the counter next to the stove.
FractalChainsaw
I HAVE SEEN MY HAT.
DarthFutuza
My favorite version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6wP1qj2USs
GuardsmanMiku
'by Yandere Dev'
NaviDaimao
Im crying. Doomsday is when my soul shattered completely and i will never believe in the power of love ever again.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
NaviDaimao
XD
shrtswtstbbrn
Ever have those days when you want to torture yourself in your loneliness? Watch this episode
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Alternatively you can watch the final part of 'The Green Death' and see the same thing done with subtlety, class and better actors
jimmythehat1
Yes. You left her on a beach.
TrustMeImABassist
He want his hoes
PSUTerra
Is it weird that I didn't notice Rose was in a portal in the Dalek panel, and thought it was one of those "Love Pillows"?
BeardsytheHolidayRaptor
2shortplanks
Where's the last page? It should read "Have you seen a Dalek? NO WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT, I HAVEN'T SEEN A DALEK ...
2shortplanks
...ANYWHERE, I WOULDN'T ERADICATE THE DALEK SPECIES. DON'T ASK ME ANYMORE QUESTIONS".
2shortplanks
All the scans of "I want my hat back" are missing the last page where someone asks the bear if he's seen the rabbit and he replies similarly
MissMcBoner
Unpopular opinion but I absolutely hated Rose. Least favorite companion.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
As someone whose watched all of Doctor Who, Rose really is up there with Adric and Mel in terms of uselessly obnoxiously arrogant companions
Niddhoger
She was a stupid trashy hoe that one of the lead writers turned into Mary Sue Plot Cancer. Honestly can't see why anyone likes her.
MissMcBoner
Yeah! In most situations she was the cause of problems. I couldn't stand how she thought she was the center of the entire universe.
Niddhoger
Remember when she dumps her boyfriend, flirts with men throughout space and time, then flips out when said dumped boyfriend tries to date?
driftinginspace
At least he said “I....”
buttsaredope
wererat2000
I will never understand why Rose was so popular, but okay.
irespondwithsimpsonsquotes
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I agree,
v
citizenkayt
EatingFiftyBagels
TheAngryMarineBiologist
ScreamingGreenFrog
A gif https://imgur.com/mbrIX7F
Pammee
Oh no. It was a heartbreaking episode. :( I really liked Rose. I want her back too
TheAngryMarineBiologist
dxt6191
It looks like i am the only one who did not like rose. She was made much too important for no reason, donna nobel for me
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
Rose was just a bitch. To Mickey, to her mum. She was selfish as fuck. Still a heartbreaking episode but damn I don't miss her.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
It's the best example I can possibly give of 'If repeatedly say a person is good, people will believe you regardless of if they are or not'
Pammee
I kinda get what you're saying, she wasn't very nice to Mickey. I absolutely hate Amy tho, she went and made out w Eleven, cheating on Rory
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Same. Rose was a sub-par companion who RTD made into his own personal mary sue. She was a flawed character who was treated as perfect 1/?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Was suddenly the most important person in the universe (which started an obnoxious trend afterwards with 'Doctor Donna', 2/?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Impossible Girl, Girl Who Waited and all that rubbish. The entire character of Martha was just 'Not-Rose', and was generally not a 3/?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Nice person in reality, yet RTD and a lot of fans act like she was perfect, the ultimate companion and all that pallava, I guess 4/?
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
"made much too important for no reason" that's all of them. apart from possibly Martha. Clara had it worst though.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Yeah, but Rose was the one that made it stick, and all because RTD desperately wanted to recreate Ace and failed miserably
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
God dammit, fucking Clara. First time I’ve ever exclaimed “would you just fucking die?!” with regard to a companion.
Niddhoger
This was me with Rose. I CHEERED on those scenes because I thought it meant she was finally kicked from the show. But like a case of 1/2
Niddhoger
herpes she just kept coming back to ruin everything. 2/2
FLCLrox
Why are the comments acting sad? His clone is banging her in an alt dimension as we speak.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Because all you need is sad music and some sad generic puppy dog eyes to make Doctor Who fans sad
QuestionedSanity
You're not wrong.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I didn't think about this until now, four hours later. It's worth noting that Time Lords literally don't have sex. I'm not kidding 1/2
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Time Lords reproduce via genetic looms where they weave people together. Yes, that's canon. Also means no children for Rose either 2/2
ViktoriaWithK
True, but the whole situation is still sad, for all of them. The clone is the Doctor without his Tardis, trapped in a human body, and 1/
ViktoriaWithK
trapped on Earth. For Rose a big part of their relationship is them travelling and doing shit together, which they can't in the same way 2/
ViktoriaWithK
do anymore, leaving them to the monotony of everyday life. And the real Doctor leaves her & everybody else, regenerates & turns into 11 :(
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I hate this moronic new idea that regeneration is somehow tragic. None of the old Doctors were such little bitches about it
wellthisjustgotinteresting
...well... just because something is newer doesn't make it worse. I like the tragic aspect of regeneration.
FLCLrox
Being the 11th doctor is a tragedy? And really wouldn't it be MORE tragic for the 11th to never exist and Donna to never help save everyone?
ViktoriaWithK
That is not my point. IMO the switch between the kinda dramatic season finale and OMG!! super happy and excited 11!! was just _too_ heavy
shatnermademedoit
reddocs
That's why I'm in the comment section for
somebodyontheinternet
OriSmith
wormsdie
Trapped inside a cold metal cage all alone. Daleks just want to feel.
Legomaniac91
They do feel. They feel the burning rage and hatred of a millions suns towards anything that isn't a Dalek.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
It's a seething lump of genetically modified alien nazi hate goo, stop trying to make it poetic
RelativeVelocity
"I SAW A STAR BEING BORN."
misspoopsalot
Oh doctor... it still breaks my heart...
TheAngryMarineBiologist
UNDEADLY
i miss mah doctor. fall '18?! geezus
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
That was the first time I ever actually cried while watching a tv show. It was the worst!
NameIsChaz
What happened ?
chinesefingerhut
:(
Niddhoger
Something that was seasons overdue. Rose=Mary Sue plot cancer and finally (but not really) left the show.
kanybal
Yeah just watch the first two seasons. I dare you (to just stop at two)
crohnite
Its from Doctor Who, explaining it here would just be doing you a disservice. If you have time and like si-fi give the series a watch.
threecheersforsweetrevenge
But don't skip over 9. He's amazingly sassy
CheddarbunPepperjack
The dog died.
dearbluey
A powerful, intelligent, time-traveling alien lost his pet human. It was quite sad. Then he got other ones. Then he changed his face lots.
iAmConno
I don't wanna talk about it
NameIsChaz
escalinci
They got stuck on parallel worlds. Her in one where her dad wasn't dead, though, so there's that.
NameIsChaz
Hmm what's the correlation between the robot and the girl though?
escalinci
Just the iconic creature/enemy from the program, doesn't seem connected to a particular story. Called a Dalek.
SergeantMajorSpoiler
I don't even know why, but after all these years and companions, she's still - by far - my favourite. So was the 10th Doctor, tbh...
Begotten
Give me 11 and Amy pond till the end of time. Rory can go though.
TrueLegateDamar
They were both my first, only started watching the show after Eccleston left
YeahWellAboutThat
Really liked it at first, but looking back, probably the two I like least. Didn't care for the love story, emo and space jesus angles.
Schmuck4hire
I understand the space jesus part, but where did you get emo vibes?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Every third scene was David Tennant making a pouty sad face at the camera with some pretentious music talking about 'I'm the last of 1/?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
The Time Lords', or 'Oh woe is me, I am so alone', 'I'm so removed from the rest of the universe', 'No one understands me', Doctor 2/?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Who went decades without being a wangst-fest, yet that's all I can remember from 10, wangst upon wangst upon wangst 3/3
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Still better writing than The Doctor's Daughter, Love and Monsters and Fear Her combined
Schmuck4hire
It's been a few years since I last saw Love & Monsters. Why's it so unpopular? Besides makig the "scary design" context winner look so goofy
Schmuck4hire
But I know what you mean by Fear Her. Even when I was watching it at age 11, it felt uncomfortably like a school play. I know british sci fi
Schmuck4hire
isn't known for its production value, but your monster is literally a 12-yr old girl whispering?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
1. None of the characters were interesting or compelling, or particularly well acted for that matter. I have no reason to care about them
TheAngryMarineBiologist
2. The monster was awful, it's not just a bad design, the monster was basically written as Fat Bastard from Austin Powers
TheAngryMarineBiologist
3. The silliness of much of it. We get a Scooby Doo chase scene and at the end one of the main characters gets turned into a blowjob brick
TheAngryMarineBiologist
4. The Meta Aspect, RTD makes no bare bones about the fact that the episode is about Doctor Who fans. LINDA are representative of fans 1/?
TheFastpaws
I thought she was a stale boring character and it was great when they got rid of her. Donna and others were better written.
Niddhoger
She was stupid white trash. Could flirt with boys from all space and time (and brought two back to the Tardis), but the boyfriend she 1/2
Niddhoger
dumped for over a year still isn't allowed to move on? She FLIPPED OUT over that news. He was supposed to be a good little puppy and 2/3
Niddhoger
wait at her beck and call. Trashy, immature, little shit. And this is ignoring how she destroyed all of space and time over daddy issues.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Rose was a mary sue, there's no other way of saying it, she was a badly written mary sue fanfic character
TheFastpaws
Not going to lie glad to see others feel the same way. I honestly hated that they kept bringing her back when we had better.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Russell T Davies. He had some positives, but his run had so many negatives as well. Character writing was probably the worst among them 1/?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
That or continuity, considering he eviscerated Doctor Who canon, most of which was very shortly (and rightly) retconned afterwards 2/?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
But unfortunately lots of people started with his mangled pseudo-canon and jackass characters and think that's how things should be 3/3
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Apologies for the rant, that's been building for a while... and I clearly care far more than I should
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Note: I will now list off problems with RTD's run in replies to this comment, be warned, will be many
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Cannot legitimately end a character arc except in high fantasy ways. Outright steals ideas, situations, plot.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Rose was a goddamned Mary Sue who was worse than even Clara. At least they didn't have 12 constantly tell Bill 'You're not as good as Clara'
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Writes mary sue characters and karma houdinis. Has an over-reliance on unneeded angst to the point it's just wangst.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Seems to believe Doctor Who has to be a certain way to succeed. That way is the same writing that got the show cancelled the first time.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Took new season 2 as a 8 episode 45 minute advert for his own programme. And then used the ratings for Who as a crowbar into his own project
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Sparkly Doctor Jesus, and related, everything having to mean something super important. The Doctor is not a fucking god and never was.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Plays the enemies as blockheads that submit to his oh-so-gallant heroes. HUGE SYMBOLIC MOMENTS THAT ARE HUGE AND SYMBOLIC.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Egomaniacally claims that everything in there is his own invention. Sparkly Doctor Jesus.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Only known emotional impact is "OH I MISS HIM/HER"/"LETS FUCK". Seemingly hates Bisexual people and views them all as 'Sluts'
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Has no idea of physics or canon. Atrocious dialogue. Plotholes that can be spotted by 7 year olds.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Blatantly ignores reality to promote his own ideals. Highly critical of any dissent from his own work.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Obsession with aliens just being animals in spacesuits. Rewrites other writers stories with his own bad ideas (Human Daleks for example)
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Is incapable of making original villains, yet repeatedly takes villains from Classic Who and makes an inferior copy (Slitheen/Satan/Ood)
TheAngryMarineBiologist
The Daleks are finally utterly dead this time, and then show up three episodes later. This is why killing them was even more moronic
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Almost everything is solved via deus ex machina and another meaningless and probably hypocritical Doctor speech.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Tries so desperately to make everything angsty that he literally chose to make the Time Lords extinct. A moronic and unneeded decision.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Ok, I'm going to stop now, I'm sure I can come up with a lot more. But in short, RTD was a fucking moron. I'm not going to suck Moffat's 1/?
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Dick or anything and act like his run has been perfect, it's got a lot of problems and shit in it too, but at least the man seems to 2/?
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He treats the fandom as if it's full of idiots, and only he understands the show, Love and Monsters was literally him whining about the fans
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Bad jokes and an attempt to inject unneeded romance and sexuality. Torchwood was basically entirely badly shoehorned sex/innuendos* 1/2
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*Until Miracle Day
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Fucking BLOWJOB BRICK!!! 2/2
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Have to say it again. He doesn't understand physics and especially canon. Mutilates canon needlessly (e.g. The entire Time War bollocks) 1/2
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And especially his decision to turn the Master from a dignified schemer into A FUCKING GIGGLING MORON SHOOTING LIGHTNING OUT OF HIS HANDS
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The Doctor ages with the show. He consistently showed that and it's moronic. Doubly so considering the 7th Doctor was already 900 in the 80s
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Note: This also means 'I'm so old' wangsty 10th Doctor only lived the equivalent of a couple of weeks in Time Lord time