As an American I had no idea this existed

TabloidWeasel

This is the only true Heinz sauce. All others are commie sauces.

9 years ago |

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Anonymousacc

Now made with- 100% all real natural american ass lard

9 years ago |

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maryflippinpoppins

Big Mac sauce

9 years ago |

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rantsrandomly

If you ain't got no sawce you lawce

9 years ago |

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Blamblam101

Tastes like freedom, smells like gunpowder, and made by slaves.

9 years ago |

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tippytruck

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

9 years ago |

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liftamind

Made with freedom poop.

9 years ago |

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Dumbeachjuice

Relish, mayo and ketchup?

9 years ago |

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OneDayIllBeRelevant

@OP, what's in it?

9 years ago |

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PopularParrots

... how do they get "American Sauce"?

9 years ago |

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DeletedProfiles

Yes but is it made out of real Americans?

9 years ago |

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TenenteColetti

Murica

9 years ago |

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Chawzilla

What....what does it taste like?

9 years ago |

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crankyoldgeezer

Diabetes

9 years ago |

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CorneliusCornwall

Taste like awesome and smells like napalm

9 years ago |

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mormacil

Americans

9 years ago |

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kjohnsson

FUCK YEAH AMERICA

9 years ago |

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rockandwry

Apple pie.

9 years ago |

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ImTheGodOfHellfire

Obesity.

9 years ago |

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rsvr79

Freedom.

9 years ago |

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BastardMan1977

Hot semen

9 years ago |

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TabloidWeasel

Delicious.

9 years ago |

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abitrelevant

Harambe

9 years ago |

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DarkSock

How is this getting FUCCEN downvoted!?!

9 years ago |

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rockandwry

Awful, but I laughed anyway.

9 years ago |

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