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Jan 10, 2019 4:41 AM
bananaforsarah
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GloomyMP
I got your floppy bacon right here pal
RavennaMagnus
If your bacon crunches, that’s the equivalent of having steak well done
FilthBiscuit
Do you also like communism?
Fuzzynubz
I like my bacon fat and floppy...
mysocksmatch
That’s just insane. It’s chewy like that.
HolyDisciple
I prefer the term "flaccid bacon" but I agree 100%.
JDMcNugent2001
The rest of my family looks at me like I'm crazy because I like this and not crispy
BigDaddyLove
Same
Treetopflyer172
thebridgejumper
Is this a euphemism?
TehWeinerWizard93
Communist
ItsLikeYouKnowWhatever
Gwoss!
ipoopdogpoop
+1 because me too
soon
Swine!
creditwherecreditisdue
Dude - just because Kevin is getting old, you don't need to insult his manhood!
TurangaLeeIa
Dude. Me too.
MilkoneusManum
It’s ok to be wrong sometimes....this time isn’t one of em though
astrogameguy
chewy bacon is the gospel
bananaforsarah
Correct!
DixieChampagne
Cast iron pan, crispy in the middle, chewy on the edges
LynchlessMob
So does my daughter. Strange.
bbnestea
Do you also prefer something else flaccid?
CrocodileDunphy
Heathen
Davidnfilms
NO, chewy! Not crispy that turns into bacon bits when you bite it, not nasty floppy gross squishy bacon, CHEWY!
GravyEducation
You must achieve bacon nirvana
OCanadian
That’s what she said
3001100113
I like bacon, don't much care if crispy or floppy. Just give me bacon.
bananaforsarah
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait I’m worried what you heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs what I said was give me all.
ColLeslieHapHapablap
I know what I'm about, son.
ThisIsUnixIKnowThis
doodybird
slow cooked at low temperature is floppy but tastes great
bananaforsarah
In the oven, that’s the only way.
xjphil2001
I put it on a cooling rack over a sheet pan in the oven.
Ragglefraggle92
Same, crunchy meat is gross
Teawrecks66
Not min- uhfuck, yeah that shit is gross.
ATLien1986
Yea no. Unlike beef, rare or medium rare pork might kill you... Also, crispy bacon is the shit.
bananaforsarah
Umm it isn’t medium rare. It’s fully cooked in the oven.
ATLien1986
I cook mine in the oven and It gets crispy in there too. It doesn't have to come out like pork rinds, but it shouldn't be soggy or sloppy.
ColLeslieHapHapablap
Bacon is also cured and smoked. You can eat it straight out of the package if you chose to.
ATLien1986
I'll take your word for it.
SpartaWolf117
i like it half and half. crispy edges with chewy middle
DragonDildoChandelier
Yes
twoods8409
Walmartstallwithnolock
EvilOwner
Perfectly balanced
Phobetor42
As all things should be
neallo
SuspiciousCharacter
Mattsterrific
Same. I call it bacon regular, or normal bacon. My wife likes it so crispy it crumbles to dust when you bite it.
DragonDildoChandelier
That's only good in salads or mixed into mashed potatoes