Jun 25, 2016 11:18 PM
ItsMeLyric
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Linvak
Parasites where a Biatch back then, especially in your stomach..
aguacatedeldiablo
No preservatives
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Nice watermark
smarttarded
Organics =/= sanitized organics
Iamdisgusto
Yes
niallhilist
Ummmm anti biotics, immunisations....medicinal care etc. etc.
DeadlyCheese
If only they'd had prehistoric single payer.
StarryPlough
Actually the low average life expectancy back then was mainly due to infant mortality dragging down the aberage
fromdeliverancetown
I hope you are not dumb enough to think this is a good comparaison
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
This a valid comparison as much as this from an episode of grey's anatomy v
wildcatfan4life
It was probably the red meat everyday or you ate nothing at all problems.
BrokenAnimal
I'm sure access to healthcare and modern medicine has nothing to do with it.
Rokfish
A broken leg or even a gash could kill in those days
RecompostedSapiens
Only a flesh-wound
BallSlappin
But what's his healthcare
ShowMeTheCookies
1. High infant mortality 2. Diseases 3. Small gene pool 4. Conflict for territory 5. Had predators 5. Hygiene 6. No Antibiotics ...Etc...
SherMattLockSmith
Fuck off with the political spam posts. I see the fucking fake ass "Christians for Michele Machmann" watermark.
WhyDontICare
Not sure about the clean air thing, I'm pretty sure breathing in the smoke from camp fires every day of your life will take its toll.
IAmAMillennial
No medicine/doctors
krugle
Too be fair that was most likely the result of no Healthcare and people killing each other and predator attacks.
PeruvianSinatra
Yeah but why stop the vegetarians bashin?
SomethingOffensive
Most of the people I know who live this life style also believe in holistic medicine and won't go to doctors.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Poor oral hygiene, disease, violent death. Take your pick.
goda90
Supposedly some diets mean not much oral hygiene is necessary. Lots of animals do fine for a long time.
Some animals also re-grow their teeth continuously, we don't.
Sionas
Healthcare definitely helps lol.
IchewDeadPPL
No necessarily most hygienic diet.
giitsok
Im not going to say how close I am to a cave mans death age
ZacharyLaPointe
That time there were also animals that were MUCH larger than us, and they had stone tools and no electricity, please fact check
KiltedinSeattle
Vegetarian- early hominid word meaning "Bad Hunter".
BeckyLookAtHerButt
But no vaccines
DocVolt
Shutting up is gluten free. Add that to your diet
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
My favorite variation of this idea is 'I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up!'
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
I'm vegan
MesserAuditore
Definitely aiming to use this one. Thanks man.
WolfWhoCriedBoy
That's easily the best comment of the week! Kudos
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
Sucking me dick is gluten free.vand some of that to your diet.
kaIashnikobe
K
That last sentence is a mess.
Zak57TR
Yes. Vand it.
hufflepuffhero
Autism causes vaccines
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marylanddd
that's terrible! We need to invent a vaccine to prevent autism then
zPapa
Well... You could say that
anewjokeeveryday
What if their bodies looked like they're 35 because they're so fucking healthy. But they lived like 200 years.
kirmokum
settle down, old testament.
feryooday
Science.. how does it work?!??
isthatonfireyet
I don't wanna talk to a scientist. This mother fuckers are lyin and getting me pissed
What about a normal person who happens to have an answer that was tested, peer reviewed, and published... we have cookies!
JackDouglas
That average age of death is so low mostly because of a very high rate of infant and childhood death. Most adults made it well past 35
potatiskatt
I had a teacher who said people during the stone age had grey hair at 25 because they died after that.
Miramooke
Were you there? WERE YOU THERE?!
albert125
Thank you! So many people don't understand how a ducking average works
FromDenmarkWithHate
NO!! How dare you speak against the anti-organic crowd!! They are 100% right!!!!
TheBassSlayer
Is it wrong to feed starving people genetically modified food?
ronkooby
Shhh, the facts make the pithy meme less funny
BaselessRumors
It's Sunday on imgur.
UnworthyBeatrix
The all-time low of life expectancy (removing the outliers like infant mortality) was actually during the industrial revolution.
I thought it was the fast food revolution?
Huh, didn't know that. Makes perfect sense though
MapleLeafEagle
Yeah, your average cave man could easily make it to at least 65 if he avoided injury or sickness.
NonExistingName
Really? Well that's... that's pretty depressing.
1metalnation
Except for the numerous women who lived to the ripe old age of "died in child birth"
Are you speaking of anatomically modern Homo sapiens? Where is your information from?
manic404
Your mom told me about it last night. At least I think she was talking to me, I wasn't the only one there.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Were you at an educational lecture of sorts?
Well, it was about anatomically modern homo sapiens, so yes.
Finally someone said it. So sic of people not understanding what an average is
lonepinkranger
Sick*
Ahh thank you I didn't even see that
ineptusMechanicus
lgthanatos
"sic [sic]"*
HardOnStrokeFoundation
I dunno about the pure water thing...
umbrellamaker
Cholera is a thing, and a big deal
PirateFroglet
And dysentery and diptheria
hypostatic
I guess "pure" in that it had no industrial waste, but plenty of mammoth poop/piss
Burritotacotime
Many theorize that without wine/beer the human race may have never evolved due to our lack of understanding clean water. Beer was safer.
Where'd that other guy go?
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Great documentary: How Beer Saved Civilization.
Indeed.
SugarSocks
Due to it being boiled unlike normal drinking water
With beer yes, with wine it's the high AC.
And distillation, impurities don't tend to follow the steam.
Neither wine or beer are distilled.
funwithaportalgun
This is actually pretty true because during the bubonic plague many men working at breweries weren't able to be paid in actual money so 1/?
RagingAlpaca
Pretty true?
The breweries paid their wages in the beer they made. When the plague emerged and they looked to see who was the healthiest people, it 2/3
Turned out to be the workers because they were drinking life saving alcohol.
FirstThingThatCameToMind
I always heard it was the jewish that were the least affected, because their religious rituals involved washing and stuff.
Athang
In what way does alcohol reduce the danger from plague-carrying rodents?
Linvak
Parasites where a Biatch back then, especially in your stomach..
aguacatedeldiablo
No preservatives
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Nice watermark
smarttarded
Organics =/= sanitized organics
Iamdisgusto
Yes
niallhilist
Ummmm anti biotics, immunisations....medicinal care etc. etc.
DeadlyCheese
If only they'd had prehistoric single payer.
StarryPlough
Actually the low average life expectancy back then was mainly due to infant mortality dragging down the aberage
fromdeliverancetown
I hope you are not dumb enough to think this is a good comparaison
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
This a valid comparison as much as this from an episode of grey's anatomy
v
wildcatfan4life
It was probably the red meat everyday or you ate nothing at all problems.
BrokenAnimal
I'm sure access to healthcare and modern medicine has nothing to do with it.
Rokfish
A broken leg or even a gash could kill in those days
RecompostedSapiens
Only a flesh-wound
BallSlappin
But what's his healthcare
ShowMeTheCookies
1. High infant mortality 2. Diseases 3. Small gene pool 4. Conflict for territory 5. Had predators 5. Hygiene 6. No Antibiotics ...Etc...
SherMattLockSmith
Fuck off with the political spam posts. I see the fucking fake ass "Christians for Michele Machmann" watermark.
WhyDontICare
Not sure about the clean air thing, I'm pretty sure breathing in the smoke from camp fires every day of your life will take its toll.
IAmAMillennial
No medicine/doctors
krugle
Too be fair that was most likely the result of no Healthcare and people killing each other and predator attacks.
PeruvianSinatra
Yeah but why stop the vegetarians bashin?
SomethingOffensive
Most of the people I know who live this life style also believe in holistic medicine and won't go to doctors.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Poor oral hygiene, disease, violent death. Take your pick.
goda90
Supposedly some diets mean not much oral hygiene is necessary. Lots of animals do fine for a long time.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Some animals also re-grow their teeth continuously, we don't.
Sionas
Healthcare definitely helps lol.
IchewDeadPPL
No necessarily most hygienic diet.
giitsok
Im not going to say how close I am to a cave mans death age
ZacharyLaPointe
That time there were also animals that were MUCH larger than us, and they had stone tools and no electricity, please fact check
KiltedinSeattle
Vegetarian- early hominid word meaning "Bad Hunter".
BeckyLookAtHerButt
But no vaccines
DocVolt
Shutting up is gluten free. Add that to your diet
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
My favorite variation of this idea is 'I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up!'
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
I'm vegan
MesserAuditore
Definitely aiming to use this one. Thanks man.
WolfWhoCriedBoy
That's easily the best comment of the week! Kudos
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
Sucking me dick is gluten free.vand some of that to your diet.
kaIashnikobe
K
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
That last sentence is a mess.
Zak57TR
Yes. Vand it.
hufflepuffhero
Autism causes vaccines
[deleted]
[deleted]
marylanddd
that's terrible! We need to invent a vaccine to prevent autism then
zPapa
Well... You could say that
anewjokeeveryday
What if their bodies looked like they're 35 because they're so fucking healthy. But they lived like 200 years.
kirmokum
settle down, old testament.
feryooday
Science.. how does it work?!??
isthatonfireyet
I don't wanna talk to a scientist. This mother fuckers are lyin and getting me pissed
feryooday
What about a normal person who happens to have an answer that was tested, peer reviewed, and published... we have cookies!
JackDouglas
That average age of death is so low mostly because of a very high rate of infant and childhood death. Most adults made it well past 35
potatiskatt
I had a teacher who said people during the stone age had grey hair at 25 because they died after that.
Miramooke
Were you there? WERE YOU THERE?!
albert125
Thank you! So many people don't understand how a ducking average works
FromDenmarkWithHate
NO!! How dare you speak against the anti-organic crowd!! They are 100% right!!!!
TheBassSlayer
Is it wrong to feed starving people genetically modified food?
ronkooby
Shhh, the facts make the pithy meme less funny
BaselessRumors
It's Sunday on imgur.
UnworthyBeatrix
The all-time low of life expectancy (removing the outliers like infant mortality) was actually during the industrial revolution.
RecompostedSapiens
I thought it was the fast food revolution?
JackDouglas
Huh, didn't know that. Makes perfect sense though
MapleLeafEagle
Yeah, your average cave man could easily make it to at least 65 if he avoided injury or sickness.
NonExistingName
Really? Well that's... that's pretty depressing.
1metalnation
Except for the numerous women who lived to the ripe old age of "died in child birth"
feryooday
Are you speaking of anatomically modern Homo sapiens? Where is your information from?
manic404
Your mom told me about it last night. At least I think she was talking to me, I wasn't the only one there.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Were you at an educational lecture of sorts?
manic404
Well, it was about anatomically modern homo sapiens, so yes.
manic404
Finally someone said it. So sic of people not understanding what an average is
lonepinkranger
Sick*
manic404
Ahh thank you I didn't even see that
ineptusMechanicus
lgthanatos
"sic [sic]"*
Miramooke
Yes
HardOnStrokeFoundation
I dunno about the pure water thing...
umbrellamaker
Cholera is a thing, and a big deal
PirateFroglet
And dysentery and diptheria
hypostatic
I guess "pure" in that it had no industrial waste, but plenty of mammoth poop/piss
Burritotacotime
Many theorize that without wine/beer the human race may have never evolved due to our lack of understanding clean water. Beer was safer.
Burritotacotime
Where'd that other guy go?
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Great documentary: How Beer Saved Civilization.
Sionas
Indeed.
SugarSocks
Due to it being boiled unlike normal drinking water
Burritotacotime
With beer yes, with wine it's the high AC.
PirateFroglet
And distillation, impurities don't tend to follow the steam.
Burritotacotime
Neither wine or beer are distilled.
funwithaportalgun
This is actually pretty true because during the bubonic plague many men working at breweries weren't able to be paid in actual money so 1/?
RagingAlpaca
Pretty true?
funwithaportalgun
The breweries paid their wages in the beer they made. When the plague emerged and they looked to see who was the healthiest people, it 2/3
funwithaportalgun
funwithaportalgun
Turned out to be the workers because they were drinking life saving alcohol.
FirstThingThatCameToMind
I always heard it was the jewish that were the least affected, because their religious rituals involved washing and stuff.
Athang
In what way does alcohol reduce the danger from plague-carrying rodents?