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Mar 30, 2017 1:19 PM
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owlest
"dogs are smart" - dog people
Duffman26
hines7848
Too good!
districtattorneyofimgur
Don't forget the intense smelling of the area just scooted on.
impostersquall
i really dont get this meme
ExtraCheese
And top it off with licking the face of your human
WackTheHorld
Rubbing the butthole can be a sign of full scent glands. Get that dog in the tub or outside, and squeeze them. It's gonna stink.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
My dog has chronic butt problems. I salute the poor groomer who squeezes the grossness out of them every 2 weeks.
nigglemaster
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/26/article-2432922-18472EF100000578-249_634x346.jpg
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I wouldn't suggest someone who doesn't know what they're doing try to express them without vet advice.
ThelostWorldofAtlantis
Mine has been assessed for the anal glands. Not full, he just likes the feeling on his butthole. He's also a jerk.
Andilee
Same with my dog he's been doing it since he was a puppy. He likes to scratch his asshole that's it the vet says.
nigglemaster
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/26/article-2432922-18472EF100000578-249_634x346.jpg
TheImgurWarsMadeMe
You know what? It's a double post, but I'm upvoting both because reasons like these are why I can't have animals.
SillyWillyWanker
Dont forget eating your own vomit
AkLonewolf
My dog mounted my son with him screaming at the top of his lungs "GET HER OFF ME!" repeatedly... I laughed and was paralyzed by it.
darwynstheory
AnAussieDude
They changed the hollywood sign again smh
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
https://youtu.be/mOUUo769n0c
WASDDemon
what the fuck... +1
Biteymcbiteface
You mean eating Shit, vomiting it up, eating the vomit and poop the vile mess out?
myusernameismyrealname
i worked at a doggy day care and i saw this scenario play out literally every day
SillyWillyWanker
Exactly. Just like my ex girlfriend
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
My Pug used to do that. If he pooped in his kennel he would eat it to hide it. He would sometimes throw it up and try to eat it again.
wackywoohoopizzaman
And starting the whole process over once more, after which you try to lick your owner's face
Biteymcbiteface
Reminds me, I should brush my dogs teeth