When your dad dies and leaves you his ceramic penis collection..

Feb 25, 2018 8:21 AM

KayteePotatee

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So my dad has had these ceramic dinosaurs since he was 18 and ive always thought they were hilarious! He left me them in his will. I wish i knew the artist so i could buy more and add to the collection.

Ceramic 'dinosaurs' they have always been called the dick colelction so i wish he wrote that instead.

Squished boobs no dick.

Long dick

Tiny dick

Sharp shooter dick

Flasher dick

Those are actually pretty neat/interesting. And hey, at least he didn't leave you a collection of real penises. Sorry for your loss, though.

8 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 2

Sorry for your loss, congrats on the gain of cool dick dinos though

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I’d rate these like 4/10.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Was he a Roman? They loved their dick sculptures

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too few people die before their time. So, condolences. Though this is some cool inheritance.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was a dick.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those things look awesome. I really want one like them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it belongs in a museum!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Antiques Roadshow. Do it, it will be awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Noting says I love you quite like a dick collection

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Life is hard, but it's good you have something hilarious to remember him by. He sounds fun. Thanks for sharing the amused ceramic confusion

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow Caitlin! If you check the bottom of the ceramics, they might have a potter's mark. That might lead you to the manufacturer :)

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

sick username dude

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I see your father was a man of class as well.

8 years ago | Likes 549 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Condolences. :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait for 1000 years when humans live in spaceships and try sell it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*superbad music plays*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry about your dad, but he had a great sense of humor. I love the first one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

These belong in the most formal room of your house. :) Sorry for your loss, @op

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a very specific form of art.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know if it will work but maybe reverse image search on Google will lead you somewhere.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*waves around Stetson* Yee-haw! Ride 'em cowgirl! YEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAW! Git along naw, yah hear?!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

were they actually meant to be dinos, or was dinos just a code word

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dinos was a code word lol they have always been dicks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have one of these!! My Dad had it on his work desk for years and gave it to me a few years ago.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

It's one with a massively long dick and it's tied in a knot.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Ive never seen them before or again do you know the artist or brand name? Id love to buy more to add to the collection!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I have no idea at all sorry. I can ask my old man next time I call him. He may know.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Awesome thanks so much! My dad couldnt remember either he got them for his 18th around the 1980s

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Probably a long shot but there's an artist in Gatlinburg that does some stuff kinda like this. No idea what his name is unfortunately

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like a silly challenge so I tried to look around online to see if I could find anything. I found some that were stylistically (1/?)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

similar (mostly from the 60s and 70s) but not close enough to be the same artist. I didn't find anything via reverse image search, (2/?)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but I did learn that etsy has an entire "naughty ceramics" section, so that's fun to know. Are there any markings on the bottoms, @OP? (3/3)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No there's no markings or artists initials on any of them

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dang, that's a bummer. I hope you figure out where they came from!

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