I don't have any "favorites", so here's my 16th best post. Repost of "Li'l Sunday Afternoon Dumpy Doo"

Jan 26, 2025 8:54 PM

ddubya42

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It just hit different, that's all.

I'd try it, maybe with some tomato soup

THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN

Sonic the SeaHog

NO MORE TEARS

I'm a creature of the night

I've seen worse

He's relentless, because he never relents

WHY DID I CANCEL MY BLACK FRIDAY HULU DISCOUNT???

I still find myself repeating "I before E, except after C..." when spelling things.

These tiles were a pain to sweep and mop at my first job at McD's

THAT'S why the price of eggs is so high.

Hurts like the dickens

HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE

They'd probably get a lot more business if they didn't use that practice

Since the day I was born

Precious memories. I had the ice cream and the hot cakes ones

I've always dreamed of this. I wouldn't want to leave either.

#15 If you're seeing this on a website, you're probably not the target audience. The person you're going to end up getting your item from is their target audience

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#11 McDonald's? *mixes Orange soda and blue powerade

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#4 Urcheon of Erlenwald's (Duny aka The White Flame) name and curse make so much sense now.

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#1 Much better out of a red plastic Pizza Hut cup

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#15 It is also often a good sign that whatever they are selling is wildly out of your budget.

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#15 Ditto “See price in cart”. If I have to mime buying something to know how much it costs, I will get it elsewhere.

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#3 IN A FACTORY DOWNTOWN.

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#15 companies do this to get around manufacturer-imposed minimum advertised price rules (MAP). For example if the mfg said you have to charge $50 but the company wants to run a sale, they aren’t allowed to advertise the deal but can sell it for less.

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I had the fries and big mac. And the drink. Sometimes my childhood didn't suck.

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#12 Yeah but imagine if he went around grabbing kids

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American cheese is an abomination. It is not cheese. It will never be cheese. Sharp cheddar mixed with pepper Jack for the best grilled cheese.

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#6 there are times when I’m like nah I don’t have adhd and then there are posts like these

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#10

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I never got the McDonald's floor tile one. For me that is ostensibly burgerking tile so much I can hear the weird smooth jazz playing by the registers and smell the bathrooms. No McDonald's I've ever been to ever had that tile. I grew up in the 90s for reference.

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#6 I was thinking about learning sewing to do basic stitches on my clothes, and then I learned about sewing machine that uses a gameboy color, since I have an atomic purple gameboy color I decided to read about that, and I also had atomic watermelon n64 and wondered why perfect dark was in wareframe and had exact same levels as james bond game, then I read about goldeneye remake on unreal engine I think.

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#1 Ah yes, waxy cola. How could I ever forget that taste. I mean seriously. I can still taste it and it's been 40 years.

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#1 yes they did and it's because they used real sugar, and not corn syrup.

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#18 just refill his food, water, batteries, whatever and send him on his way. It sounds nice. I should if there’s anyone doing that I can haunt.

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Yeah, the Dickens!! It hurts like the me!!!

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#1 IYKYK

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they're spies, like us

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#1 That waxy coating hit different

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#8 I agree with this.

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#18 realized just how society is too connected to 24 hours news cycles and more when I was in northern Canada during hurricane Katrina down south. Was effectively off the grid communication wise and sadly it felt great. Got back into the big city and it’s all over about what was going on down south. If I went back, this time I’d probably just walk into the lake and never return…. Heh

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Always upvote Nandor the Relentless! Fucking guy!!

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#10 I still chant righty tighty and lefty loosey when I need it.

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I still have to say: "North,east,south,west" to determine direction as well as do the alphabet from "A,B,C" or "M,N,O".

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I still have to hold my hand out to make a L with my thumb and index finger. Even worse? I'm a lefty. This should be burned into my soul.

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#18

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Stolen from @LeeOwings. He built this himself. OP: Imgur, I Did Another! /gallery/jvfZOUd

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paper cups. They started disintegrating upon contact with liquid. An hour later, your beverage was leaking thru the bottom, and your paper straw was a useless, soggy mess. Which was a good thing; your fast food cups and straws weren't supposed to last 5,000 years

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And if you put alcohol in them, they disintegrated twice as fast.

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I live in Germany and we only ever had paper cups, we still have them. At McDonalds and other fast food chains.

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And it was fun to unroll the lip.

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I recently tried candy straws for the first time. They were a game changer. (super mildly flavored, so you just pick one that vaguely compliments what you're drinking.)

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I don't remember them being quite that bad, but, depends how much wax or plastic they were made with. And yeah: turns out carbon neutral cups aren't a new thing, yes we've been here before, and yes there's a reason we still don't use 'em. But eh, every generation has to learn its own lessons I suppose. At least we have PLA now (which still isn't very good at biodegrading), maybe something else will come along too.

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just use your hands

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Put your mouth under the tap and fill

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Waxed paper cups

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#12 Usually, the defense of Superman not carrying away the kid, is that in order to get the kid away fast enough the force required would be lethal. True or not, I don't really care, it's all fiction anyway...

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He only has to move the kid a couple of yards to get him out of the way. Whoever is on the train is gonna have a much rougher time than the kid would have had.

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Within the story, this is Superman at his Golden Age levels of power, ie. the time when he could only "leap tall buildings in a single bound."

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not to mention the driver is getting sacrificed for the kids stupidity lol

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Here's the full image. For context it is from a story where Superman is sent through the past and through his different eras, so this one is from the Golden Age where he was significantly less powerful.

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okay yeah, that doesnt look as damaged as the cropped one did to me

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I guess it's a Super trolly problem.1) Let the kid get hit and leave the train and passengers safe. 2) try to fly the kid away but most likely kill him. 3) save the kid and derail the train potentially killing an unknown number of other people.

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He has x-ray vision so he probably know how many people are on the train. And he can move fast enough to travel back in time, so he should have had time to count them before making his decision. Guess he just really likes that kid?

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So... you're saying he could have just gone back in time far enough to safely rescue the kid, but chose not to?

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#15: "call for price" is just a euphemism for "you can't afford it, honey".

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Its usually for items with prices that fluctuate often so its easier to do that than update your website daily. I.e. you go out to eat and the price for the seafood is, "market price". Same concept except when you're shopping online you cant just ask the waiter what the market price is, youd have to call.

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No, it's a euphemism for "We don't want you to know what your competitor is paying for that product so we can manipulate the upstream market"

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It's also often a euphemism for "we only really want to sell this to business customers with a huge contract, but we also need a way for new customers to find out that we have it".

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" market price "

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Or we may or may not have what you want, also we have to go find it someplace on a back shelf under years of dust

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Z job

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Meh I did one thing once. They mostly offer deals for other businesses. Usually bulk purchases.

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EVERY SaaS company does this for Enterprise accounts. Annoying as fuck

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In the business i work in there is a thing called MAP (minimum advertised price) imposed by manufacturers and/or distributors on dealers/retailers that is intended to safeguard the perception of quality (and hide the level of markup) on the brand/product. So 90%+ of the time you will actually be getting a deal if you "call for price," as MAP price only applies to advertised prices, you are not prohibited from selling for less than MAP.

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