HonestlyNotARobot
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Oct 21, 2021 1:40 PM
HonestlyNotARobot
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Fauxcused
I mean I've heard of giant brass balls but giant tungsten balls is pretty damn tough
troublemutt
BlancheFromage
Shame it's now ruined...
theperfectmuse557
Bro, this is what controls the machines! Horizon is real... ?
BarfMonger
That's not a moon!
Red9800
Peddler32
Probably nothing
TI99Kitty
Aliens, Lister!
4thStateOfMatter
I half turned, keeping my eyes fixed upon the cylinder still, from which other tentacles were now projecting, and began pushing my way back
Jaexyr
It's just a bee sting
DiscoPartyMuffin
Oh boy, here we go.
Littleug
Ah, so the tungsten ball plays League of Legends?
Rifneno
"DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THAT" - Vandal Savage
DEADGUY247
The salt was meant to trap the spirit inside....
FortyTiL5
The spirits are never kept with salt, or inside of tungsten balls, spirits are only found sealed inside glass bottles!
dontmagpie
nietzchebomb
He’s out looking for me!!
beenpostingsince
Look sometimes you just find perfectly spheroid tungsten balls filled with salt, ok?
MicrosoftWizard7
I mean, I usually come across peppered pyramids and spicy spirals, but this is a novelty
NightfallEverdark
This explains the billionaire space race
Machi4vel
You‘ve got point there
genepoolboy
DaveSamsonite
Someone a-salted the snail
ifeellikesheet
I wish world news was this simplified. It makes me giggle.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
AliensGuy.jpg
8bitnick
Why lie? https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/04/15/bosnian-indiana-jones-unearths-gigantic-ball-sparking-another-controversy.html
PictureArchiver
The Ancients foretold that when the prison would be found, by some hapless creature, the first thing curiosity would dictate was to open it.
Synaps4
Went on a hike in japan. Saw a dozen like this. Crazy but I doubt manmade.
bj52398
One of the elder gods is now free. You have secured your place as the one they test tortures on. Lucky you.
ajhorselady84
That salt was the tears of a thousand angels, restraining the dark gods
sloomoo
Anything for the Masters!
homoneurotic
BendadickCumabatch
Just a stone https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2016/04/15/bosnian-indiana-jones-unearths-gigantic-ball-sparking-another-controversy.html
armenite
Yes. It is just an iron concretion. They aren't particularly rare, but that is a spectacularly big one.
thundercactus
omg I read that as "sparkling controversy", Guess it's not a real conspiracy since it doesn't come from the Conspirateur region of France.
FortyTiL5
Who downvotes truth
claykie
Deniers
lowerider777
I wonder if there's an SCP entry on the snail. I bet it'd be Euclid class
ThePowerfulSwordsman
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SCPArchivist
Yes there is 1867 Object Class: Anomalous Organism (sapient)
TheUnspeakableh
Considering that that slug has the memories of a person known previously, as a human, to the SCP foundation, I doubt he is The Snail.
Keeperofthemonsters
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1867
SCPArchivist
Also 075 which I will get to soon
TheDoctorIsInside
That's the explorer that don't think he is a snail right?
LizzyTheEdgy
"Description: SCP-1867 is a nudibranch of the species Nembrotha kubaryana (variable neon slug), measuring 11.7 cm (4.6 inches) in length. "
TheUnspeakableh
Slug, not snail. Also he has the memories of a verifiable human.
sloomoo
The snail is on the loose!
bfreeze01
The snail is on the trail.
JustBoone
Dont worry I already warned Keanu.
turdfuerguson
BigTex1
There’s only one way to defend against the snail. Wait for it to get close then
WynnCreek
Someone tell Gavin!
AmadeusDesperadO
You ever wonder why we’re here?
Jordan7831
SidJorgenson
Who got that reference?
freehugsforeveryone
Let the snail go behind Elon Musk
cwblackandyellow
Just in case? I like your style.
ThisIsNoCave
you found this ancient tungsten prison, and your first thought was to BREAK IT OPEN??
rightsaid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTMKlxnhX7U
WynnCreek
Now Rita Repulsa is gonna be making monsters grow all over the place.
The22ndDoctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjmG1_AX0j4&t=45s
sti11waters
We all fucked now… damnit!
GreenPoops
Fucken eh, dawg
lindydanny
Where was it found?
Shaodyn
I had the same thought. Ball of tungsten bigger than you, and you immediately open it. Nice job. Now the evil spirits are loose.
decarnatedame
Do spirits need that much room?
Shaodyn
Maybe there are a lot of them in there. Or maybe it was a horrible monster that salt would have kept at bay. We'll never know now.
gollyggoshdarnit
Or will we?
Shaodyn
With any luck, we won't.
Exyr
What ancient society had the technology to forge a tungsten ball that size?
MichaeIScott
The kind you don’t want to fuck with
scanerang
Old people
ThisIsNoCave
A better question: What eldritch horror forced an ancient society to develop the technology to forge a tungsten ball that size??
Airwolfen
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/comment/dbadcgy/ just a very intelligent snail.
teacupwine
Thank you!
lemusvhvl2
Way better question, where in the hell is the snail??
LordNergal
Behind you.