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Sep 24, 2016 5:45 PM
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WickedFlowers
It is so precious and I want a baby so bad
LincolnSiixEcho
Slow down, you slut
moonsick
Just had a baby 9 days ago. Can confirm it fucking sucked.
Eitnuom
1jetpackangel
As a female: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
overcazt
Howitzer Momma!
crazyperc
Brb. Gonna go get my tubes tied!
anxiously
I'm six months pregnant. It's as uncomfortable as it looks. Send chocolate.
bamble
It's like a little Mary Poppins at the start
GirthBrooks91
Pregnancy is gross.
rustylongsword
Ok I will bite. @iseenipple
RNDMsprks
I was looking for this comment. +1
GadenKerensky
I once read a doctor that said the best way to describe having a baby is basically like having a parasite.
vonmoony
ihatewarmpickles
Damn nature, you scary!
Clitastrophe
I am extremely avoidant of any sort of self harm, even getting a shot. I can't imagine the fear leading up to childbirth and yet-
Clitastrophe
There's something alluring about going through it.
Digeridoodledoo
Omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I'm slowly starting to see everyone get pregnant and this has been at the back of my mind.
hereticpride
Am currently pregnant and will be showing my partner this to explain why I'm so cranky
motherhoodlum
I looked up this exact animation when my hubby was wondering why I was out of breath. "Do you know what is happening to my chest cavity?!"
hereticpride
My partner "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK EVEN YOUR HEART MOVES FUCK" and now he is being so much more helpful ^__^ ha
originalBabewiththePower
Images like this make me glad I'm practically barren.
Cheomesh
I can't imagine blowing a shit ton of my income each month on payments for a sports car, but you don't hear me bitching about it.
Cheomesh
What is it with people who don't want kids? It's like they need to self-affirm every chance they get.
Suspended1
Sports cars have a functional+practical value while still being fun, and cost less with a greater RoI than children?
pineconeahead
I don't want to start anything, but it feels like this subject is missed in the discussion about why women should have the right to choose.
Viennha
Mhm
pineconeahead
The physical toll and long term effects are not insignificant.
thepsudo
Politics nerd here. I've heard it brought up frequently. But maybe my experience is non-representative.
pineconeahead
Interesting, and that makes me feel better.
H3lloK1tty
This Animation is a thousand times better than all stuff I had to watch in school about that topic...
Muttmutt
School doesn't tell you this but it absolutely feels like you are launching a St.Bernard out yer asshole during birth
HalfPintKatie
I had 2 c-sections...first was emerg (after much pain) so I was put under, second because labour wasn't progressing and my son was premie.
ThirstyBeaver
I had an epidural for both my kids. It felt like intense heat and pressure. Before the epidural, I constantly just felt like peeing myself
ZeGed
No fucking wonder pregnant ladies pee them self.
mamabarry
That's actually because blood volume increase making kidneys super efficient at filtrating so it produces waste faster.
MellieMel47
8 months pregos...with no warning i snezzed...peed myself. Not the first time during this pregnancy dont think it will be the last.
herairness
No wonder why I can't breathe/have to pee every hour/have terrible acid reflux/& constipation. Ahhhh the joys of womanhood.
dxd2
tell us more about the bleeding!
Totallyscrewedinaustin
The bleeding is usually before/after the baby is born
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herairness
Could have. You could have kept this comment to yourself too. Lots of choices.
G1ngerBoy
Wasnt trying to be mean
nspark48
For real! Only three months pregnant, I bloat no matter what I eat. And have to fart. Shhhhh
TrustmeIamdutch
39 weeks here. Use your pregnancy as a reason to burp and fart all you want. It liberating. :)
heinleinfan
You mean motherhood, not womanhood. Plenty of woman never get pregnant, for thousands of reasons.
mamabarry
Just delivered my second on Thursday. Fucker was 11lbs.
motherhoodlum
Have an upvote and an "I'm soooooo sorry". They are expecting my lil gal to be around that size.
mamabarry
Fun times!
safetcup
C-section? My first was 9 lbs 10 oz. natural delivery.
mamabarry
Natural delivery at home with both.
safetcup
You are my hero!
mamabarry
Haha, why? You did it too! Labor, regardless of size, is a huge adventure.
safetcup
Home birth + 11lbs. I had a epidural. My second one was 8lbs, skipped the drug.
ell0ell0
My wife is currently pregnant, I had no idea an fucking lightning bolt shoots down her throat / stomach / placenta and into my child.
LordDiggleberryYourDoorToDoorDeathSalesman
Like a fckn waterslide
JasonD
IT'S ALIVE. IT'S ALIVE!
tarataqa
that's not lightning...it's your dad's semen.
PicklesOC13
Don't worry the baby has that cool umbrella!
CamelToeChew
Thats the soul
fijiartesian
There can only be one highlander
catsandcoke
That's the heartburn
Kira665
It's supposed to be cum...
pizzapowers
That's how life begins, also grats on the booby growth
nspark48
Honestly though I'm pregnant and want to know what the hell that it
samjam10412
I think it's just showing the passage of nutrients from mother to placenta to child.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Well maybe if you shot down her throat
Rickbot
The mo you know
DefaultImgurUsername
My wife is also pregnant. 9 months. Sitting waiting for him to come out. Hope he doesn't get absorbed back into the body like in the GIF
Icanneverthinkofanoriginalusername
My wife is 39 weeks pregnant and has been having pain called "Lightning Crotch". Ask your wife to look that up.
kappykapkap
My wife is 39 weeks also and I just asked her if she was having "Lightning Crotch" and she yelled "YES" and "OMG ITS LIKE GETTING ZAPPED"
thefrayedendsofsanity
That was my nickname in college.
Muttmutt
You didn't really think YOU got her pregnant did you?
BibinDominicTom
You gonna regret it!
ThirstyBeaver
Dammit Zeus!!
ThisIsALovelyRoomOfDeath
*angrily shakes fist at sky* Damn you Zeus!
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stickemwiththepointyend
Now, imagine it with two. It feels very much like an octopus is playing soccer with your insides. And is why I only got pregnant ONCE.
G1ngerBoy
Pregnancy not even once
Neuroactive
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chukwu_octuplets EIGHT.
stickemwiththepointyend
Oh hell no, I couldn't imagine ever risking in vitro for that very reason. NOPE
herairness
Ooooof. I cannot imagine! You're a hero!
stickemwiththepointyend
At the risk of sounding like every Mom ever, it was worth it. But I'm not above poking at my kids about how rough it was either :)
Narwhal362
Am a triplet. Mom's a saint.
stickemwiththepointyend
I bow down to her. I could NOT imagine!!
suckafvck
Same ^
nspark48
I'm a twin. Mom said I was chill, didn't move a whole lot. My sister however was an acrobat in the womb. Never stopped moving
stickemwiththepointyend
I could feel mine fighting for space from about 5 months on. Literally kicking/pushing against each other. Ugh.
nspark48
Lol yeah, my mom said my sis always pushed me around and I just went with the flow. She never had enough space either lol
stickemwiththepointyend
Mine used my bladder as a buffer. It was distinctly unpleasant.
nspark48
That sucks!