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It's not like I have a preponderance of cats in my house and she couldn't give less of a shit what I call her.
I do love her oodles though.
Edit: FP for a post about a kitten... yeah that checks out. I'm still not planning to name her, but if you want to watch a video of her playing with my Great Dane or my Anatolian Shepherd I have an IG for the three of them at @mostly_photos_of_my_dogs where I post photos of them pretty regularly.
https://www.instagram.com/mostly_photos_of_my_dogs/
Edit 2: As to why I never got around to naming her but have named my dogs. Marcus showed up with a name, Goose got his name because I picked him up off the highway after someone chucked him out the of a moving car as an 8 week old puppy ( got him via ejection - so Goose), and I just haven't really liked any name anyone proposed yet.
Edit 3: Wow.... ya'll REALLY seem to care that I haven't named my cat. I think this might be the most comments I've ever had on any single post. I don't really plan to give her a name unless one speaks to me. If I've managed this long without having done it, I think the relationship with my cat will endure regardless.
ScrewHavinAUsername
Name her April?
DarthT4co
April ?
CheekiestoftheBreeki
Doesn't matter, i have never had a cat respond, lol.
spalone
Patches
internetpoints123
Name it Cathew as an excuse for calling it Cat the entire time.
Eremotherium
A cat snuck into the house once. Mom said "I don't know that cat. Its a new cat." The cat remained New Cat even when later cats were adopted
Whittworth
Our cat’s name is Kitty... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MeowMckittyface
Adopted a cat in August and he’s called 4-6 different names by 5 different people. Wonder if he’s confused.
4e6f6e65
Cat. Name is Cat.
zunicornleunicorn
Smudge
boodow
That was my first thought too
yuugian
This is how our cat "cat" got it's name. unless you ask my mom, then it is DOC (Dumb ole cat)
DC1123
My cats name is Cat because I called him that while I thought of an actual name but he started responding to it.
maxstout808
Chairman Meow
at1mp
Girl.
fishincrazy9081
My mom and I couldnt agree on a name plus my cat is mean so always yelled "Cat!". It answers to it so meh got it 3 and a half years ago.
PrincessLesa
Have you considered “God Dammit”?
LarryFine
That's a great way to get arrested if the cat gets lost.
TILImgurIsAwesome
This followed closely by "what the fuck"
sellcrazysomewhereelse
I once had a toy poodle my neighbors thought was named "shut the fuck up tessa"
PClastname
Oodles should be the name
KZordTheBestZord
I didn't name my cat for a couple months... Ended up naming him kennan. But I still call him kitten...well kit-ten.
stoutde
Meh. Doesn't matter what you call her on she won't come anyways.
LadyGingerSpritely
I named my cat Stella right away but she typically hears, "GOD DAMMIT GET OUT OF THE SINK"
GorillaPowers
Had a cat I loved for 15 years. Rescued her and hand raised her as a newborn. Never named her.
Todeswind
I know right? It's like "well, she utterly adores me and I love her" what does naming her add to our relationship? She knows I feed her.
bowser23
So you’re willing to make this entire post but you won’t give a name to your cat.
someonegotoffendedandsomeonegotsuspended
She has great oodles, let's call her Oodleface!
vanishingsoul
oodle
someonegotoffendedandsomeonegotsuspended
face
Erutanmi
Or, ya know, just Oodles.
someonegotoffendedandsomeonegotsuspended
Oodlesface does sound better. Dogface and Catface might look at me funny for a few weeks adding an S in their name.
Erutanmi
Then I agree, Oodlesface! I like your naming system.
rlc34
why haven't you named her? not judging, just curious.
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Todeswind
Well.... yes, yes I am - for so many different reasons beyond those you're ascribing to me but that's hardly germain to my nameless cat.
LoopStricken
Ooh, fancy words.
mydogisblack
Snickers. Looks like snickers ice cream.
Erutanmi
Or, ya know, Snickers the candy bar.
Sutashi
I'd say Splat.
TheYoungGod
Marble could also work.
StepRightUp
Nooooo! Not another calico Snickers!
raven171
My roommate named our kitty Snickers.. I recommend not to. The nicknames are horrible, I just call her kiki now.
angrytaco
I had a cat named snickers. She was so sweet. To me. Total bitch to everyone else lol
Sutashi
I had a cat named Snickers. He was a good boy. Sadly he walked into the woods one night.
cjgart2000
Don't think too hard. April.
nowtherearetwo
This!!
yphastos
You stole my idea!
SeriouslyRad
Friend of mine found/adopted a cat once, named it "Tuesday Cat"
GoALittleCrazy
I would recommend "November". More original.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
But spell it all fucked up so you can feel special about it while it annoys her for the rest of her life. Aeigphreel.
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
I named my cat Meitu...cause Me Too was weird.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
If it ever comes home pregnant call it Hashtaghmeitu
sandyman23
I think I had a stroke reading that spelling... call a bondulance.
mastodoff0
Glad someone said it.
Nathanfake
“IT” is a good name
mastodoff0
mglaive
It's almost like you WANT her to grow up to be a stripper!
pedrotbear
Or a reporter that wears a yellow jumpsuit.
ThreeDog369
Khajiit has ass for you... if you have coin
kissmyassets
Well by the time she is grown any pole is worth messing with. Especially cat poles
repurposedschleem
comnakr
thechangeintimewithrespecttospace
The cat me and my SO adopted last year was named April Ludgate by the shelter we got her from. We didn’t see a need to change her name.
Mrbrown512
I mean, isnt that how a cat would act if it was human?
Wolsniw
Oodles is a great name.
Willybum84
Yup
Jerojero
How about, Girl?
Nrpain
yes Oodles !!!
ratteb
Oodles it must be.
askanceview
Oodles and boodles of love
Suplexinato
Yes. Then whenever you go somewhere you can say "toodles oodles!"
SilvanOrion
The masses have spoken @op.
NobleSeven
SnickerdOodles?
MomJokes
This is the cutest name!
YouPeopleMakeMeSick
Upvote for Oodles.
spiceass9000
Imgur has spoken op
Deanscream
I 263rd this.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
I 2636th it!
theGildedDanMan
I 2160th it
OrangeCatFluffyCatBrownCatChubbyCat
I 2,321 it!
pepper0770
Exactly what I was going to say
Vungor
Or "noodles"
spoonageddon
Oodles of noodles
Kaoss01
Agreed. Its a perfect name.
ShoogettyBoogetty
Agreed. All hail Oodles the Canoodled.
RavenVG
Catoodle*
MyChonies
MyChonies
It’s oodle the talking poodle!
GoddammitMrNoodle
I personally like Oodles of Noodles. But I'm biased.
chiakat
Scrolled down to say this
Duendes
Last Name: O'Noodles
IrishSkillet
All Hail Oodles of house Todeswind, First of her name, Queen of the Andals & the first men, Queen of the 7 kingdoms & protector of the realm
EVILtheKAT
Yes. This is an acceptable name.
Oodles44
Agreed
WorthDimensioning
Kitten Kaboodles?
FractalChainsaw
Imgur has spoken! So mote it be!
Kunitsu
Indeed! She's such a cutie too!
AgnesMcGillicuddy
We've named her for you
WorthEveryPenny
I named mine Bean. Go with what you reflexively call em. =]
Quarantinous
A cat has no name.
blackrasputin
tinydragonfarts
Noodles
mastodoff0
Thinkin' the same thing.
thebillyofthewest
Thinking
mastodoff0
That's why there's an apostrophe ;)
Erythrotrichophile
3 votes
DelphiB
Make it four.
peakedinhighschool
The tribe has spoken.
DustyMcKnuckles
@OP, we took care of your cat's lack of name problem!
END3RW1GGIN
Now it's six.
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
Totally agree. It's decided. OP's cat is named Oodles.
eddieeeeeee69
Or noodles
IAmAGoodNoodle
Oodles of noodles
END3RW1GGIN
No, that's my cat's name.
DangerousNoodle
Excuse me?
Pandamoniyum
HE SAID NOODLES IS HIS CAT’S NAME
FecalSaliva
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mksu
"Cat" is a perfectly valid name for a cat. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
invaderjay87
That’s my oldest cat’s name
pwsabre
My cat’s name is Cat. I’ve had him for 14 years
darksniperknight
My cats unofficial name is Kitty Motherfuckin Cat.
verlonica
True. We have Boy Kitty and Girl kitty. Also, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. But kkbb is special.
AwkwardKeming
I want a cat named "Mydog"
hathorlover
My brother-in-law had a dog named cat and a cat named dog. Now he has a cat named cow.
k98alvy
Named one I had found gato.
Mobius550
cats have three names: cat(which is what you'll be calling it, normal name (ours is Nermal), and it's royal name (prince explosion murder)
doggetofftheqcekmty
Very Audrey Hepburn
aFadingMemory
Poor cat. Poor slob. Poor slob without a name!
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
I have a cat named Bunny, cuz she hops (as a result of her birth defect).
SonOfSeinfeld
Agreed. My cat is named “Baby Kitty”
disruptivedecimal
Boy!
BlancheTuttle
I've had my cat for 16 years. Never named her. She is just "cat".
captainkeeter
I prefer Kit for a cat and Diggy for a dog
patienceyounggrasshopper
Our cats have names we never use, they are Little Kitty and Tiny Kitty. Despite each weighing 15 pounds. Big Kitty lived to be 19 <3
ripacoolin
Truth. My stepdad has a black cat named "Black Cat"
TheMachineKill3r
Every cat is named Kitty to me
Threns
Every cat I've known I call cat. It's one of many hundreds of names I throw at them that they ignore, including their 'proper' name
D3VASTATlON
Please name it fish, I think saying here fishy fishy fishy and have a cat come running would be great.
thebridgejumper
Nah, call it dog. That way you can introduce her like “hey, this is my cat Dog.”
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
Same for “this is my cat Fish”, heh heh
FreddieBW
I've had a hamster called Wabbit and a cat called Spoon. Go with whatever you feel! They don't mind..
Chemnerd263
My dad named our cat el gato, I ecentually took spanish and learned that my dad pulled a 11 year prank.
Chemnerd263
*eventually
lizardbones
I couldnt name my kitten "Cat" because it's my girlfriends name. I named the kitten "ghost" instead, but i still just call her kitten
realbluesofa
We once had a cat named "mom's cat" as she was our mother's favourite.
moshpitmolly
Mu cat has a name but I totally call her "meow meow" more often than not.
2short2tripIclimb0vershit
Kat
abacab87
Named all mine "kitty"
Kaoss01
Or Ceefa. Ceefa cat. Deefa for a dog
thebridgejumper
Yeah, that what the cat is called in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
kanne31
thefriendlybeer
Thank you. Went hunting in the comments section for a Tiffany’s reference :) well done!
DoaDear
Yeah, you're just gonna end up calling it dipshit and poopy paws anyway.
FractalChainsaw
Violet143
That was my dad's cats name. Grey Cat ... cat for short
LukeThighwalker69
Thats my cats name! Took too long to name him
MuayThaiwinLannister
I have a cat named cat and another cat named kitten
funkmoth
I call my cat "cat" even tho his name is Smalls
hitekrednek1788
I call my cat "animal" alot.
BlackBirchOwl
There is a book called "A Cat Named Cat". It's.absolutely fantastic.
funkmefunkyou
Kenny got his name after I slurred kitty one night lol
aFadingMemory
Adopted two cars and never named them. We just call them "the black one" and "the grey one".
SwissMountainsAreSoCool
What kind of shelter puts cars up for adoption? I'm interested.
aFadingMemory
Woops! Ironically my car does have a name.
waeraj
I have a cat named cat and another named mama cat.
cthulhaa
Haha same!
ashram1023
“Cat Face” as the formal name.
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
It Is!
AgoraphobicBard
I agree, similarly, "Dog" is perfectly acceptable name for a dog
alpacasaurusrex
And Boy and Girl are acceptable for testicle germs.
Maulbert
If 'Boy' is good enough for Kratos...
CaptainJackSbarro
I have a friend who named her dog "Dawg". It's super cute.
AncientEldritch
My dogs name is Diogie. D-O-G. Shes the best
TheSaltyHogIndy
insongwhang
Doggy!
FriendOfDoggo
“Dog” is so a perfectly acceptable name for a cat.
DelphiB
I don't think 'Cat' is a good name for a dog, though.
hitekrednek1788
No but gato is!
TeachKindness
Depends on the dog. If it is indifferent to your affections, aloof and pretentious, you could definitely call it 'Cat'.