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Ok, first I do not like a runny fried egg. Just something about it, maybe texture, I do not care for. But, I made my normal breakfast of hard boiled eggs this morning and set the wrong time. Rushing to eat before work, I peeled them and noticed it felt soft. Whatever no time left to dabble into what my culinary skills have created. Salt and peppered I cut into the first egg releasing a flood of yolk. Cursing myself for what foul thing I created , I contemplated throwing it in the trash. Yet I was hungry and no time to cook anything else before work. Sticking my nose in the air I took my first bite....and let out an audible moan of delight. For some reason only known to the culinary Gods, I was in heaven. From now on, this is the way.
HeyOP
Might be time to revisit sunnyside up or over easy. Setting the whites with a sunnyside up would probably solve your issues.
Oshjoshbagosh
Discovering the soft boiled egg is one of the pure events in someone's life. Just a wonderful experience.
Flortzweich
Oh yeah, soft boiled, mash with a fork to make little cubes of egg white bathed in yolk, little salt......
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Welcome to the real world my friend
Dargnum
this is the way
NagateTanikaze
I'll have stir-fried, hard boiled, omelette, heck even raw with rice. I don't mind runny, but if it's boiled it's gotta be all the way.
haadyy
Me two weeks ago... First time I had a runny sunny side up. Changed.
PicturesquePitcherPlant
My father convinced me to eat well done steaks my whole life. Had my first rare steak at 28. I hate the time I have lost..
IsolatedAsshole
The superior boiled egg.
donkeyDD
Pin hole in the top before cooking. 7-7:30 minutes in boiling water. Quickly cool off in cold water. Shell comes off easy 90% of the time.
DigYourselfBaby
I also put a couple drops of vinegar in the water - it keeps anything from leaking out of the shell.
CodyWeber
Soak the unshelled eggs in some soy sauce, Mirin and sake for a delicious ramen egg!
CodyWeber
They. Taste. Like. Cheese!
DigYourselfBaby
Ajitsuke tamago :)
TheCrazyGerman
deathandtaxes1
Hard boiled. Ironic.
lostandlooking
yo im happy for you op.
Avrune
Put that shit on toast and it changed breakfast for me.
Badjer112
This is the way
HairyJoeBananas
This is the way
CorporaCavernosa
This is the way.
Raeilgunne
Wait till you hit medium boiled. Gelled yolk
somethingdark
7 minutes is peak egg boiling duration
NotaCPA
so hard to accomplish consistancy...but when you hit it....oh god, money shot.
ButtPlunger69
Takes a bit of time but making a ramen egg is delightful. Delicious jammy yolk and the whites take on alot of flavor from the marinade
DigYourselfBaby
Ajitsuke tamago :)
firehawkcultist
Did your clothes melt off?
shadowrunner03
Oh that Yuki at it again
HereIsThere
Welcome to the six thirty club.
Toshfam
Runny yolks are great, it's the runny whites that I dont like.
Iwouldbenick
Ill take them all. Whenever my gf cooks and asks "are these done enough?" that means they are already overcooked.
greatdanelivestock
This! The runny white is to snot like!
IgnisInvictus
Yeah... I've had eggs sunny side up, served damned near raw on top, white, yolk, whole damn egg. That's just friggin disgusting.
dunlapk33331415
*dry heave*
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Same. Sunny-side up for the win!
byohzzrd
Poached egg on burgers, runny yolk fried on toast, soft boiled with ramen, real carbonara... Dang, thanks OP I'm hungry now.
Dailywitchery
Cooked white, runny yolk. Manna really.
Problemwoodchuck
Same, I didn't have a steak that wasn't well done (or beyond) until college.
Millstone85
Meanwhile, my taste buds:
ButtPlunger69
You poor soul
Durahl
Get yourself a Sous Vide Cooker... 300g steak seasoned with salt, pepper and olive oil into a bag and cooked for 4h ( 24h+ works too ? ) ¹
Durahl
@ 54°C - Take out of bag, give it a quick wipe to remove excess juice and sear on each side on high heat for like 30sec - Done. Like this ²
Durahl
you can basically prepare it at the evening ( bags filled with contents ) and yeet them into the Sous Vide when you leave the house to ³
Durahl
have a 5min meal ready when you return from home with a pack of fries from like a Burger King ( I don't have a frier so that's what I do )
nNeverKnowsBest
Murican? Parts of Europe so love the soft boiled egg that they have egg cups and little utensils to consume them. :)
IgnisInvictus
Dude tried to eat what he thought was a hard boiled egg with a fork. I promise you, this didn't happen in the States.
nNeverKnowsBest
I eat them with a fork on a plate with salt and pepper.
siccoyote
You guys don't have Egg-Cups?
nNeverKnowsBest
My parents have an eye cup but it is not the same thing as an egg cup.
IgnisInvictus
They're not common. Most people don't know they exist. We have a weird thing where we're proud that we "don't know the right fork".
nNeverKnowsBest
Not everyone is proud of not knowing the right fork. I’m not. It causes me quite a bit of anxiety.
tesseract4d2
I learned to make sous vide eggs, now I can have a pasteurized softboiled egg on demand. I keep a stock in my fridge. Perfect way to kick
tesseract4d2
Instant ramen up a notch, even better if you sous vide some chicken thigh too.
JahNoodles
laroline
I toast a buttered bagel and dip it into this with avocado.Put garlic powder, paprika, salt, and pepper, and you’ve got yourself a stew!
Codecomp
God my childhood. I need to make me some of these.
SobchaksWorldOfPain
Soft boiled egg cups are inadequate bandwidth... a tease. I rarely eat fewer than 5 soft boiled eggs at a time.
GhostGuessed
American here and never know what to do with the boiled white after the yolk and toast is gone. It’s just not as good on its own.
iamnowhere
Genuine question I always had. Why not peel them?
wellitseemedlikeagoodideaatthetime
Why bother?
olivertheoctopus
Same! I like mine with “baconettes” ?
grimbor
Gotta have soldiers
Donairmeat
I learned about boiled egg and soldiers from my grand mother god rest her soul
HUGHgReaction
That’s the answer right there with the little cup
sheanar
That's what my Oma called them
deathandtaxes1
For those who don’t know Soldiers are strips of toasted bread that is dipped into the soft boiled egg, butter is optional but preferred.
waffleresidence
I did not know. +1
Newlyof
Toasted bread is both factual and too much detail. I will probably call toast toasted bread now. Love boiled egg + soldiers
dunlapk33331415
Oh wow
ChemicalG
Thank you
Jernau
This should be a go to for anyone with a toddler. I've never met a kid aged 3-5 that didn't love this, and I know some fussy little shits.
Codecomp
I'm certain I still will love this is I try it, and I'm sure I've not had them since I was like 5.
Jernau
Sometimes my daughter lets me share the one I make for her <3
chewballs
OMG Yes, Eggy Soldiers are the best
Selekta
I’m almost 50yo and eggy soldiers is still my fave breakfast! Can’t buy eggcups here so I sit eggs in a Martini glass :)
chewballs
Ha Martini glasses sound very grown up almost classy. I haven't made them in years. Going to have to find some egg cups or a martini glass:)
benjums
The world wide web makes all things available!
Selekta
I live in the arse end of Asia, if I ordered some today, there’s a 20% chance they would turn up in 6months but probably never.
JoeGringo
Soft boiled eggs are divine, I think a lot of people are just squeamish about them because they don't seem to be "properlyu" cooked....
SobchaksWorldOfPain
Gently drop eggs into boiling water for 5 minutes. Rinse eggs in cold tap water. Open from wide end of egg.
Cozysockdrawer
Egg is a lot creamer and tasty then it gets credit for. It's that lovely custardy taste. Butter + sugar + egg, holy trinity of baking.
vrflyer
Grew up with this style of eggs! Little bit of pepper, a pinch of salt and a small spoon. We call them “huevos tibios.”
Millsslslsls
"It's not done until you get that turquoise layer between the yolk and the white." - some jerk who cooks all the food at work.
ZebulonMuthafuckingPike
FireflyRave
I don't think I had my first runny yolk until my 30's. ...33? I learned I was missing out.
ifihadacatdog
Yep I am 36 so I feel you on that.
orxy
Dippy egg & soldiers were my favourite breakfast as a kid. Firm white, runny yolk perfect for buttery toast
bumblebeezzz
Introduced egg and soldiers to the SO last weekend! Such a game changer <3 still my favourite breakfast!
JoeGringo
Soft boiled eggs & soldiers, now we're talking. That really does bring back memories.
Leinfors
I'm extremely squicked out by runny egg in any form. Just tastes gross to me.
BigFatFailureTurtle
I'm with ya. Given the choice between a firm egg and a bogey textured one, I'll take the 'overcooked' one every time.
buffyannesummers29
Yep. Runny egg yolks have the texture of snot ?
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
Same. It's not even that it's undercooked, raw egg as an ingredient in things is fine. I just don't like it on its own.
HopelessNecr0mantic
I'm an over easy person myself, so some cooked texture, while preserving the gooey yolks for my toast.
Sutashi
I go w over medium. Firm whites w a runny yolk. Over easy always has slightly runny whites which I don't like.
dwolvin
^This! Everything you could want, crispy edges, firm whites, runny yolks... Heavenly!
JoeGringo
So they worry about food poisoning or whatever. I make my own mayonnaise so have no such qualms about undercooked/raw egg.
ChemicalG
Its the American way of how eggs are processed and shipped that makes it more common, also the exaggeratiom of how common food poisoning is
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I'm not squeamish at all, I just don't like the texture of the whites. But I love runny yolks so I do sunny-side up.
BeardKnight
If I remember correctly it's perfectly safe to eat uncooked yolks the danger lies in the whites. I may be talking out my ass though
JoeGringo
A lot of people only use yolks which is understandable, but as long as the eggs are pasteurised then both the yolk and albumen are edible.
Nize426
Shit son, in Japan we eat raw egg over rice. It's mostly safe.
SapphireSun
That shit's delicious.
DocteurPQ
We eat non pasteurized raw egg all the time in France too
MaxReboBand
How do you make your own mayo?
wHatThEQuAk
Egg and oil, mustard helps. Egg & oil needs to be room temp. Start rly rly slow
JoeGringo
Pasteurised eggs, oil (I use sunflower), mustard powder, salt and a touch of lemon juice, though I play fast & loose with ingredients.
smirkinchicken
Eggs and oil.
Kagenical
You need some vinegar/lemon juice, and a splash of water to let it out.
wHatThEQuAk
U add the acid after. The process...
wHatThEQuAk
Nope. Definitely not.
StillPimpin
Are we going to ignore the title?
zuken
Yes
RancidOrange
Don’t piss on his parade.
Durahl
Very much we do...
CitizenSnips1
The dossier will be out shortly
HYRULEHER0
the title describes exactly what happened to op
orbitn
Well I was going to until you mentioned it.
GetOffMyLawnYa
I am.
GentleBen1901
That's why I clicked
end100
Yes
sneepsnooper
HourOfTheOwl
I certainly hope so.
Baron29
Hey, accidents happen. Who are you to judge? You've never accidently pissed on/been pissed on?!
smirkinchicken
I just needed a few minutes myself before I posted.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Don't kink shame!
EdwardWongHauPepuluTivruskiIV
ThailerVonlongdong69TrimChaser
Yes
ifihadacatdog
Well I mean the yellow yolk did get in my beard so I mean.....
akom
Liquid chicken
WaxyNips
Henstration
XeononSolomon
I hate when it gets in my mustache
murderhobbit
Flavor savor
GondwanaCraton
That's when you cry "Curse you, monkey paw!" and not "Ah, a golden shower!" Because that's how Zeus gets you pregnant.
noodiesprawn
NarratesTheDarkerStory
GondwanaCraton
I want to see a 2 hour feature film of kitchen gadgets promoting their limited use by making normal activities appear difficult and painful.
yoursexyneighbour
Go to pornhub. Type golden shower. Enjoy your new fetish.
Myballzzich
ViniOlor
Does pornhub even have those anymore, after the purge?
Tibiskus
Tried switching to other sites but PHs UI/visuals and the recommendations are just too good. But open to suggestions of alternatives
NarratesTheDarkerStory
xvideos? Motherless? A bunch of those patreon visual novel games?
TanithRosenbaum
You're either doing deadpan comedy (which I applaud), or if you really don't know, google "golden shower". (At home, not at work!)
ifihadacatdog
I needed a title and yea I have a strange sense of humor so yep.
TanithRosenbaum
I like you :)
LordDenmark
Dude.... poached egg on toast w ham! Next stop
clevernametom
Perfecting poached eggs over Covid times was my greatest and tastiest achievement.
drenix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3eLeDNK1fo
DougDeNasty
Easy way to do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMWuzNlrlUw
CommentBot2000
Alton Brown method. 2 inch Boiling water in pan, eggs via ramekin slid in, turn off heat and cover for 4 minutes, scoop out with slotted spn
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Poached egg on buttered bread was my go to breakfast for 1000’s of breakfasts.
justarocknroller
Gooey fried egg on rye toast with cream cheese and hot sauce
PJVeddersGirl
I rediscovered this beaut while working from home and it's been a go to breakfast for me at least twice a week
KootchieKoo
Any runny yolk is yummy, but also got turnt on 55 degree French eggs while back...it's roughly 120 degrees Fahrenheit, heat water to (1/2)..
KootchieKoo
..that using thermometer, can cook eggs at that temp for hours if wanted, but at least 20 minutes. Comes out soft cooked, like custard.
GenghisKhan2020
When I first had breakfast at my friend's house his mom made me a poached egg, I will never forget that egg. Parr of what makes that -
GenghisKhan2020
- stick out is that I have no gallbladder and she did that so I wouldn't get sick. I didn't even ask either.
onlyalurker
sunny side up eggs over cheese grits and crumbled bacon ... i could literally eat that every day
PhenTsoksar
don't need the ham. just some yolk absorbent toast, pepper (fresh ground) and salt and life is good.
SilverHornet
On a muffin if you want to get fanceh
olivertheoctopus
English* muffin
justarocknroller
Homemade bannock bread if you wanna get old school
manamongstyou
I'll one up you. Froached egg w/bacon marmalade.
RevRagnarok
Grandma always called them "cuppie eggs." I'm over 45 and yet still call them that instead of "poached." I'm pretty sure they're the ones.
dunlapk33331415
Did she have a special pan she cooked them in? There was an insert in my gram's pan that had 4 circular openings that each held a special...
dunlapk33331415
...tin cup.
RevRagnarok
Yep. But maybe 6? Grandpa sold "Saladmaster" pans. 50 years later they're still going strong.
rovertbiggs
I used to order that in restaurants (in the before times) and always felt like an 80 year old man. But it’s so good.
captbananapants
Easy poached egg: In a glass measuring cup put 2 cups of water, 1 tbsp white vinegar, 1 egg. Microwave 90s. Fish out poached egg.
countryg33k
What?!!!? Is the egg kept in the shell in this madness or what?
aslanlives
No, slipped into, same as if water was boiling on stove
countryg33k
Ok so I'm aware of various poaching methods. It's one of my favorite meals, and I've tried many ways to cook it. Are you heating the water
countryg33k
First in the microwave?
telemonianajax
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onlyalurker
i'm going to give that a try myself ... plain tap temperature or tap hot?
captbananapants
Lukewarm/cold tap water. And the amount of water doesn't matter, just a half table spoon of vinegar per cup of water.
onlyalurker
totally gonna try this. previous ... experiments ... on the stove were less than satisfactory lol it's like i'm hungry now, not in 20mins
SavagePatchKids
Poached eggs on corn beef hash is my jam
jbkudos
Three some hollandaise on that bad boy
MrJimmyC
Only some? I want my poached egg to be floating in it.
NobleRhed
Oh damn! That there is my jam! Plus add some peameal bacon THEN drown that sucker in hollandaise! 1st dish wife&I learned how to do together
JRSYJAY
Makin a Benny. Throw some sautéed spinach on and Florentine it!!!! Ohhhhh. Yeaaaa!!
whenlifegivesyoulemonshavealemonparty
Baby you got a stew
HighwayStar
Intelligent auto correct is a blessing sometimes.
Glitterfartjuice
Hollandaise is far too much trouble. Poached egg on toasted bread torn up into little pieces in a bowl
theycallmebuttfarticus
And ham
artdecoasfuck
Freudian Slip much?
DonteHaversham
How is that a freudian slip?
artdecoasfuck
I'm guessing from your deleted message that you finally read the definition of FS and realized they don't specifically have to be Oedipal?
DonteHaversham
Wasn't me dude. I was busy being fellated by your mother. She is very well practiced, you know, like world class. Very Impressive
artdecoasfuck
Were the above spoken (rather than presumably mangled by autocorrect) then mis-stating "Throw some" as "Threesome" is pretty typical (1/2)
artdecoasfuck
of "actually preoccupied thinking about sex" type Freudian slip stuff. (2/2)
DonteHaversham
Four shame
sicoyoda
cbjfan
Five out of Seven
AwwFrick
JackOfThings
Seven is serving Eight years in solitary for eating Nine.
BornOnAMonday83
Nine. I will be eating ten ham and egg sandwiches.
dunlapk33331415
Replace the the ham with avacado and smoked salmon. Top with hollandaise, a dash of "everything" bagel seasoning and a sprinkle of green...
dunlapk33331415
...onion. You're welcome.
KillerTofu615
that makes me want to vomit. Smoked salmon is awful and fatty, avocado is awful and fatty. Poached egg and hollandaise only good things here
FallenJester
Don't forget the capers! I gotta have capers with my lox
FallenJester
Although I guess not if you're going the avocado route. So I guess I mean I'll take two.
DonteHaversham
The end of the line is whipping a raw egg into freshly steamed rice.. Sounds weird but is absolutely amazing.
TheGreatSynan
The best thing my broke college self discovered was cracking an egg into fresh instant ramen
TheRickestRickFromEarthDimensionC137
Mashed potatoes with a raw egg, whip it in immediately after draining and returning to the pot. It's an eggscellent binder
SoniChan
Add some Bonito flakes, a dash of sesame seeds, and some dashi mixed with soy sauce to taste.
aslanlives
Ooh, just bought dashi. Already love the egg tempered into ramen trick, gonna try this tomorrow
HeadJamistan
How can that sound weird? It's in every restaurant's fried rice.
DonteHaversham
The egg shouldn't cook in there. I dont really know how to describe it but its just rice, raw egg and seasoning. Its really good
CmfMttnPpl
That's usually old rice, you want it cooked but not soft or else it'll turn to mush
CmfMttnPpl
Freshly cooked and chilled rice also works
tjgg
You're thinking cooked eggs. This is different and oh so heavenly
BornOnAMonday83
That's scrambling an egg into some fried rice. This is cracking a raw egg over some cooked rice in a bowl, stirring a bit then eating.
HighwayStar
That rice better be steaming hot for me to do that. Raw egg ain't my bag.
HeadJamistan
Ahhh thanks. That does sound good.
BornOnAMonday83
It's pretty fucking awesome. Little soy sauce, little msg, some sesame seeds.