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My VP of Purchasing sitting in the boardroom listening intently to our president. No one else is in costume. He wins office Halloween!
Oct 31, 2017 2:55 PM
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TacoWasGoingToBeMyName
Only person wearing a costume? You mean only awesome person, right?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
"Why have you been spending most of our money on a woodsman?"
clemkadittlehoper24
He is awesome and I bet he is a lot more fun then all the other stuffed shirts.
hernameisri0
Sometimes you see a stranger, and your heart tells you if you met them you'd really love them. This is one of those moments for me.
HeJustSailedRightOutThere
In a disguise so complete... no one will ever suspect!
jermbly
Dress for the job you want.
Speckofdust3
I'd definitely buy him a beer.
izzmonster
He the fucking man!
MikeSmith1370
He's the real MVP...
Firelump
This looks like it was a scene from The Office
FlyingCrow91
FStopMarsupial
Absolutely hilariously. I'm at a lost of words to say something witty cause I'm laughing at that perfect villain stare.
SpanWolf
He's the fairest one in that conference room.
swimerchik
I too just sat in a meeting where I was the only one in costume. Fuck it, I look awesome and they're jealous.
perterbedtomcat
Me too! I had cat whiskers and a pink nose.
CaptainPawfulFox
"Today is Halloween... That is very good timing..."
TheCrappyDetective
And he's an absolute legend for doing it
ManInTheBox21
As someone who regularly communicates with Purchasing VP's and CFO's, this costume is accurate
BaseballHugGuy
My VP is Darth Maul today. Face paint, robe and all. He is probably doing the same shit as we speak.
TanTeddybear
Hehe, I went as a sith lord for school today. I was the Massage school sith lord. :D I bet your VP looked dope though!
Wookiestick
Not going to lie, until I saw that pronoun I thought it was a middle aged woman.
MerenKing
Thank you and holla. *raises her hand*
stink3rbelle
Here's thing is about people who go all out for halloween: we're serious AF. Makeup-YES. Crafts-YES. Meetings-HELL YES.
MerenKing
Yes yes Yes!
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
That other guy has some strong Mr. Burns hands...
isvara
You know nothing of his strength!
SpanWolf
They are excellent.
imanmuffinman
What a legend!
CyborgScribe
He's like something from a fairytale
WillemDaFriend
He looks Maleficent, I witch I was there to see it myself.
ChrisBest11x
jazzmatazz
That's the Evil Queen from Snow White. but +1 for the pun.
WillemDaFriend
It was the best I could come up with
WillemDaFriend
Actually, I'm not even sure that's true, I didn't try to come up with something better, so we'll never know
Zoltar666
His drag game is spot on
KaJuN
sardeliac
+1 for a smooth loop. Nice.
Noob3rts
Did the office love it or was it just like "What an idiot" move?
PaulLynde
@op
ClitorianGuard
If they think he's an idiot, they don't deserve his splendour.
Noob3rts
Damn right but still, my question needs answering!
AutomationLayer
I bet at least one person complained to HR because it somehow offended them.
meetycheesy
of course. It is gender appropriation.
kisselFL
TurnYourHeadBackward
Orithehermit
MACARLOS
ARod
Roland191145
storytimegal
Beat me to it
PmMeGifsForSauce
Now that is the perfect use for this gif.
FecklessMillennial
Exceptional giffing sir. Upvotes for you.
Vandaliam
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
WhyEvenName
I too would like the sauce
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
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APenguinInATuxedo
Step one: cut a hole in the box
SpartanStatic
Step two...: Put yo junk in that baaahx.
TheEternali333
3. Make her open the box.
whosagoodboy92
Step 4: Profit
SpartanStatic
And that's the way ya do it.
azazyel
That's a guy? Way to own it.
jazzmatazz
Nah, it's a queen.
synapticprogression
+1
uscsweetheart
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7abnOZ8RtFi8Uzlu/giphy.gif
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
marvelboy
Yassss Queen
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
Yas queen
GuessWho7197
TheCaydeUnit
I'mma watch that movie.
GadenKerensky
At least watch the version where it gets faster every time they say 'bee'.
eetsumkaus
you can be both
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
https://youtu.be/HOI8yAi6YKg
CallMeOldFashionedBut
fuzzyjew
The best ones are :)
Merridiah
Don't be a drag, just be a queen.
sandvich101
Im glad someone said it. Lady Gaga 4lyfe.
AVoiceOfReason
queen: the female ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth.
eetsumkaus
queen: someone who is fabulous as fuck
AVoiceOfReason
Nah
EdMcDuck
At least he's owning it!
usernamechecksoutye
she?
QuantumCanOpener
LIKE A BOSS
miscProblemGamer
Doesn't matter the gender if you still rock the costume!
NikoAndNoshi
If this was tumblr this post would have turned into a political sh*tstorm.
shitinacamaro
He?
Mockingbirb
You sure that's a costume, @OP?
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IAmNewHere
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Nice
OverpricedCrayon
he?
BergVonDinkle
That was my only question...
Chaireborne
Pretty sure that's not a 'he'.
CerebralCortex
The individual is a ‘he’. The hands give it away.
mshepherd
It's a cross dress.
3825
did you just amuse my ginger?
eagleandy93
that is my new version of that It is stolen
3825
please spread it far and wide
squindiggly
But OP said 'he'...
swatz
I read that as in the VP is listening to the President, whom is the only other one in costume. HE being president, maybe.
VortecK20
It says "he's the only one in costume".
swatz
Ah so it does, there's the winner. I misread it. (at work on the phone, browsing) Thank you for the correction.
HandsWillNeverFit
Pretty sure you're stretching it pretty thin here, that's definitely a guy
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swatz
@vorteck20 pointed out that I read it wrong.