TheBloodyLady
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Who’s ready for more Shia?
Feb 11, 2020 4:50 AM
TheBloodyLady
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ConformistWithACause
Inarticulated
I'm sure all he said was "Great.. Can't wait." sarcastically
Zcarsnarl
Someone please fire Kathleen Kennedy. She's a fucking nightmare and completely incompetent.
shinagami091
Kathleen Kennedy is on this women empowerment kick. Will probably have him killed off and his legacy continued by a woman
verganas
Well he's still looking nice ....
NSFW
DrSharkbite
metaphordog
Kathleen Kennedy means quality! Only she can bring the thoughtful planning and organization to Indiana Jones that impressed us VII-IX.
notabadlyphotoshoppedimageofyourmom
Kennedy already ruined one franchise, why not go for broke and see if she can ruin the next one.
HOOMANGUY
I hope he just plays a demented guy in a wheel chair and has no speaking role. The other characters just wheel him away from a giant boulder
GorthaN02
The fourth one was a freakin trainwreck and they want to build on THAT?
Arenlor
Come on people, he belongs....
beezzarro
Kathleen can you kindly fuck off and stay fucked off????
donottouchdonut
lookingOknaked
I think I saw Ford's interview where he said, the only reason he would go back to his old characters is so he could kill them off...
AtsaMattaForMe
LenWeirdracin
VaclavUrbanek
Bring back Short Round. The diversity crowd will be thrilled and the fanboys can't complain (that much), since it's an established character
KentuckyFriedChildren
Have Short Round kill Shia in ritual combat
Roune
Idk if I want to watch another Indiana Jones movie where he just gets raped throughout the entire movie
Datimgurtho
Think you've been watching the wrong indy films... What was it, Indiana Jones and the crystal skull fucking? Or maybe raider of the lost ass
Roune
It’s from an episode of South Park
SaphirasSexDoll
Harrison Ford loves playing Indie better than he ever did playing Han Solo.
sarkonas
"He can't wait". No, he literally can't wait, we bound him by contract to start NOW. Why is Kathleen still employed after TLJ....
S4GL0RD
Because it was a highly grossing critically acclaimed movie.
NPaine
Disney execs sucking on cash cow tits, the most creative thing they do happening in the toilet
RMaybeth
lol "POOP another sequel! PLOP the next Jurassic park! "
S4GL0RD
Funny enough jurassic park doesn’t belong to disney. Although Kennedy produced at least the first one.
DamnThatMashLooksTasty96
Indiana Jones was great because it was an adventure movie. 80 year old men do not have very intense adventures.
Ryanator50
Just cgi his face onto a stuntman
Brocktooon
But based on Harrison's age, wouldn't it need to take place in the 1980's?
doryaa
Kathleen is in charge of Indy?
henselmonster
Well yea, she’s the president of Lucasfilm & worked on all 4 Indy movies, was a producer on 3 of them (associate and executive).
S4GL0RD
President of Lucasfilms, Indy is part of Lucasfilms
SoftcoreFavorites
god save us all
Elerich
She royally screwed star wars. cant wait to see how she ruins indiana jones
JapAnus
Indy dies and is replaced with a trans black lesbian
JeffGodofBiscuits
Well, it'll be an odd numbered Indy flick, so there's a chance it's gonna be good.... Maybe?
JRHollywood
I loved Temple of doom!
Mydogismybestman
mastertrav666
Same!
JeffGodofBiscuits
bobstonhouse6
Camelspotting
That movie scared the shit out of me as a kid.
nauticalmouse23
Same. 6 year old me had a huge crush on Indy and I thought he was going to die so I panicked.
AmbroseGudmaker
I loved Temple of Boom
MisterWiggler37
Is that not a popular film?
Taltaron
goflyblind
ah, okay. indy: odd; star trek: even. any other patterns i should know about?
secretdpp
The super troopers crew. Pretty much every other .oviedo starting with Troopers is great. The in between tend to suck ass
moricai
Every other of Microsoft OS's.
Housemaster
In the TV series "The West Wing" every third episode near the midway point has a small reoccurring scene in the Oval Office where...
Housemaster
... President Bartlet finds out who killed Jeffrey Epstein but forgets because of his MS somehow.
ahrrie
I’m into it. So long as he’s as crotchety as Connery.
Silverforte
If you can be into anything Kennedy's name is attached to, you are either easily amused or not paying attention.
Spocky730
We named the dog Indiana!
friendsofsandwiches
I think he's even more crotchety then connery ever was.
copingcabana
"We named the dog Brooklyn!"
InoffensivePablum
Connery is only 11 years older than Ford and was 59 in Last Crusade. Ford is currently 77.
Death83
Whuuuuut? WOW!
LiarLiarPantsUntier
And he looks damned good for a 77 year old, imo.
PCskele
Have you seen Harrison Ford in any recent films? He'll be crotchety alright
Dum8kid
While I'm not a big fan of the new series, "That's not how the force works." Is one of the best lines in star wars.
LobsterBandito
Remove recent. He is almost always crotchety.
FuzzyBear
crotchety u say...
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LiarLiarPantsUntier
Harrison 'The Crotchety' Ford.
JohnCheshirsky
He he. You said "crotch"
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Don’t get cocky kid.
legofham
Sensenotsocommon
Why would they let Kennwdy near another major franchise after the damage she did to star wars?
RMaybeth
because hollywood doesn't care the least little bit about the quality of films they churn out and they'll bloody well prove it?
Zcarsnarl
She's the dark lord. The destroyer of worlds.
PlankTableGo
henselmonster
I mean...she’s already been a producer for Indy films...for like a long time. I think people don’t know who she actually is.
meganical
I don’t blame her. There’s a shortage of new and talented directors and writers in Hollywood. Her job can’t be easy with Disney as well
gerschmann
Nobody's buying it, Kathleen. Lift your goddamned game.
WiqidBritt
She produced some of the most beloved movies of all time.
Housemaster
What did she do to Star Wars?
Zcarsnarl
She shiiiit all over the original series. Destroyed the canon and rules of the world Star Wars is set in. She spit on our childhoods.
VonKarnstein
Have you not seen The Last Jedi and Rise of the Skywalker?
Housemaster
Yeah. TLJ has some of my favourite scenes in the saga, and RoS was fun despite the rushed editing and plot backtracking.
Housemaster
I also enjoyed the prequels when they came out, and I remember how those films "killed" Star Wars. They're fun films
gecko08
OMG Imgur chillout! lol
VonKarnstein
TLJ and TRoS have some major plot and writing issues that makes them unenjoyable to me and large number of other people
Housemaster
That sucks you weren't able to enjoy the new films. Hopefully there'll be some new stuff you'll like down the road.
MykillMetal
The botched throne room fight? The Mary Poppins moment? Luke force-(not)fighting Kylo? PETA planet? Which scenes?
warslinger
Poor managment
Housemaster
I guess I'm not familiar with her executive management decisions.
MykillMetal
She's the reason the movies focused more on woke bullshit instead of actual plot development.
Housemaster
Woke bullshit?
WiqidBritt
EVERYONE thought JJ was the right guy to make a Star Wars movie until he made one. Don't blame her for that.
MykillMetal
No. Most of us Trek fans were like "haha, now it's your turn assholes, kiss your favorite franchise goodbye".
SickOfThisCessPool
As long as they cast Chris Pratt as his son instead of Shia
Icantthinkofaname2
Yuck. Fuck Chris Pratt
Mokelzwerg
No.
jtheoz
C'mon Shia needs a job and Indy is kinda crazy. Win win
TanDumpLord
As long as Pratt isn't asked to do any other emotion than funny tough-guy, sure. Don't make him try to cry!
BoltAurelius
What about the chap from Eerie Indiana?
Inchpunch
Can’t decide if that’d suck just as bad or even worse.
TehDude333
Why TF is Kathlene Kenedy still in charge after what she did to StarWars?
S4GL0RD
Because Lucas put her there and shes been livelong friends with him and Spielberg
DigiT00l
Because she wasn't responsible for the bad things, likely, and likely has to stay there as part of a deal stipulated by Lucas
Camelspotting
At least Indiana Jones is closer to Marvel, not holding my breath though.
pinatafarmer
Because star wars made a billion
SickOfThisCessPool
Even though the story was terrible and appealed to the lowest common denominator
Chaimgoldbergenstein
But it could have made much more under the steerage of a more capable captain
Sydonis12
Which is way bellow expectations.
TehDude333
You're right, no matter how badly they bastardize and destroy what we once loved, they'll made money and will keep bastardizing it.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Why? I can see Indy walking in the woods, no one around and his phone is dead. Out of the corner of his eye he spots him: Shia LeBeouf
FTUG
kluang
Silmarilcrown
Actual cannibal Shia Lebouf
wheresmybanana
What now?
Ronniefranks
Lol I won’t ruin it for you. Give it a goggle
RackhamTheRed
This was quite something
scabbydog666
Ha ha.. loved it.. thanks
nlmaya
Thank you! I did. Totally worth it!
Askani27
I think Shia is cool now. He would bring the darkness. Chris “under god” Pratt? Hmmmmm I think No.
captainspaghettiz
Shia's a complete nutcase and a degenerate Hollywood elite. Chris Pratt is a good, funny guy with a lot of fans and good family values...
Askani27
Nutcase? How? And compared to Chris Pratt...... who to celebrate Easter carries a full size cross up a hill to commemorate. Google it
Inarticulated
You should check out Shia's Hot Ones interview..
SwedeOnAnIsland
Why is he a degenerate?
dashcan
I get that Crystal Skull wasn't that great, but let the series rest. Believe me, if we could make Ford young again to do more... I'd want it
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
They’re scrambling for a good idea before they have to step down
EggSoakedPants
I don't understand not wanting sequels because you're afraid it will "ruin" the old films. If you dont want to watch it just don't.
DigiT00l
Ford wanted it, was part of his new SW contract
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patotheduck
Slippery Weasel?
ashuradx
Star Wars
LaronX
So it's gonna be shit too... Great Disney what will you abuse next
DrClaww
Raxiel
Isn't that the one by the guy who came up with Howard the Duck and Willow? Are they making another one?
andreyhimself
They did with Tommy Lee Jones in MiB
Winchester427
Honestly, I prefer Crystal Skull to Temple of Doom
Golgothanworm
they both suck.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Just give him a sip from the holy grail
MrXistentialCrisis
“That great”? It was unwatchable!
meganical
“We have the technology!”
MrRandom314159
Still think Disney puppeting Fisher's corpse was weird as fuck.
dashcan
Aaaaand yet another reason why I think I'll just avoid that particular flick.
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
...Martin Scorsese said and pointed to The Irishman.
kodiakpryde
we can deage him
alvinthatsme
Were is the gif version of this
Hunterzewolf
I actually liked Crystal Skull. At least it was still a decent Indiana Jones movie, unlike uh.. Star Wars for the past 20 ish years.
HeshTK
I'll be honest, I never saw the original IJ movies. I saw Crystal Skull and thought it was pretty good. Then I saw the previous movies. 1/2
HeshTK
And I can honestly say, Crystal Skull was shit compared to them
Slydevil13
recently re-watched and it was way better than I remember. Monkey scene though ughhh
TheCloney
It's 50s Kitsch, not 30s like the previous 3. I've always enjoyed watching it, its still a fun movie. I'll take more of them for sure.
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
dashcan
It wasn't horrible. I've seen much, much worse. But, honestly, I think if they did a film version of Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis>
dashcan
THAT I would have rather have seen, and hints and nudges at a Crystal Skull sequel, maybe. Long as they took out the nuke scene. damn fridge
Tumescentpie
People complain about the refrigerator in a series with literal nazi melting magic in it. I don't understand. I liked it too.
totallycooldude
For the same reason people would complain if nazi melting magic randomly showed up in James Bond but are fine with physics bending action.
Hunterzewolf
WhateverYouTalkedAbout
I think it's because we expect magic to be illogical. The refrigerator was highly ordinary, and we expect it to behave as such.
Tumescentpie
Remember when he drank from the magic cup?
SoraHjort
Honestly, people make a bigger deal about Crystal Skull than it actually deserves.
NotoriousDuchess
I thought it was cool. I just didn't like the whole aliens thing since it seemed out of character with the other movies.
SoraHjort
Out of character for series with a Divine Knight, A Box full of Ghosts, and Chants that let you pull hearts out without killing the owners?
NotoriousDuchess
Well yea exactly, all the other ones were supernatural/wizard shit. Trans-dimensional alien Gods seemed a bit out of place. Still good tho.
MovedToast
Because substandard continuations of classics no one asked for were still a negative thing back then. It wasn't entirely normalized yet.
thefunnestguyatparties
Gotdamn.
dashcan
Hunterzewolf
Sensiblyinteresting
It was so bad though....
Spaceman292
No people are exactly as angry about that piece of crap as they should be.
cengared
Exactly. Temple of Doom is so much worse
drakewarnock
It wasn't any worse than Temple of Doom. Well maybe a bit worse.
SoraHjort
Oh no, Temple of Doom is definitely worse than Crystal Skull. Not by much, but definitely noticeable.
SoraHjort
Especially in the sidekick department... Rather have Junior Jr back than Willie
atalleywak5
True, not all sequels are brilliant. But Skull was a GIANT drop in quality compared to the other three in the series.
SoraHjort
I would argue the quality was better than it was in Temple of Doom.
atalleywak5
I've always been an ardent defender of Temple. I thought it was great. Imaginitive and dark but admittedly, the script was weaker.
SoraHjort
Effects were good. Script could have been better, as you said. Had the worst companion for Indiana Jones, Ms Screamsalot.
SedativeComet
The difference between this and Solo is that Harrison actually love being Indiana Jones
zmanz
Dont forget Blade Runner
OliverClothesoff70
Can you imagine the size of the dump truck full of money they had to offer to bring him back as Han Solo for the Sequels?
jbcars4life
Pretty sure his bank account would have a thing for both
Sauroctonus
Can you tell us something you like about your character? *Ford smirks* "The contract"
meganical
Who wouldn’t? Sexy archeologist/professor discovering ancient secrets & thwarting bad guys while also getting laid? Not to mention Asian kid
nullbr
Whos named after a dog*
uslydog
asian kid?
KamSung
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Woodncookies
Shortround
dasoffendor
and you get to routinely punch nazis. sounds like a great gig to me.
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
punching nazi may be too political for disney
Fuckme721
I'd like to see them make a statement saying "punching Nazis is too political" lol. That'd go swell.
stevencloser
Can't anger our Nazi audience, lol.
Ganondwarf3000
This sounds a lot like Tintin except he was juornalist and didnt get laid i wonder if he was inspired
Ethanola
I'm pretty sure tintin pulled
Ganondwarf3000
Probably but i dont recall it on page
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Except that time when he had diarrhea and had to sword fight a guy.
mrsdowneyjr
Except that's a great scene now
Chaimgoldbergenstein
Considering that scene became by far the most iconic in the franchise, I'd say he doesn't regret it at all in retrospect
TinyLiehon
Diarrhea once again saves the day
VanillaJester
I thought it was the stunt double who had diarrhea, so they couldn't do the sword fight sequence and went with Indy just shooting the guy.
Chloesaurus
Harrison was actually supposed to sword fight the stunt man, but he pulled the gun out because he was sick.
SuperMadboy
Apparently everyone had diarrhea except Steven Spielberg because he only ate canned food.
VanillaJester
Oh wow, wild! Fair enough, then.