Distracting distractions

Apr 11, 2026 5:39 AM

ChoonahFish

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Oops, video here: https://i.imgur.com/44sINCf.mp4

#13 the picture looks like it is taken in Austria; nevertheless you are correct.
This one also sums it up pretty well.

8 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#5 Taco Bell strikes again.

11 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

#4 Me tryin' to read this like:

10 hours ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I downloaded the pic, rotated it, enlarged it and was finally able to read it (I think). It says: "I said a prayer for you today". Meh. https://imgur.com/VqySfCA

9 hours ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

#20 imaging doing that in a small wooden ship in the 1600s. For 4 months..

9 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

When you throw away a valentines gift that has Helium balloons attached, you miss the chance to tell someone you wouldn't marry them if they were the last person on earth with a high pitched squeaky voice.

11 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#16 how to die in 1 very easy movement... oh hell the fuck no.

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

she's tied by the feet just out of view

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 Man, I fuckkin' hate Bono.

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#11 Strange dudes wading through rivers dispensing automatic rifles is no basis for a system of diplomacy.

10 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

#13 That's clearly not in America. Those EMTs look European

9 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That doesn’t mean that it’s not also a perfect metaphor for American healthcare.

8 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's pretty ironic though

8 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

#7 took me a while to realize that that wasn't a branch floating around in the water.

10 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

same, and I turned on the sound immediately. Maybe a beaver or other water mammal pushing a branch?

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19

11 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

#11 is what it would look like if the Lady of the Lake was distributing weapons 80 years ago.

10 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was like "80 years? the M60 was only introduced... christ, I'm old."

6 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 holy fuckin shit

9 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 horses are the animals that get farted on the most

9 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

#9 Hmm...

8 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great post @op!

10 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3

10 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#17 the original shoeonhead.

11 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

10 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

#16 v

9 hours ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#24 lol. Took a minute. Because “twice”.

8 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don’t get it and neither does my friend- what shall I tell her?

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show it to her a second time, then ask if she's seen it once.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And #28. Jesus, the world is in turmoil from a handful of old white dudes who manipulate the world for their own power and sociopathic pride.

9 hours ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

What do you call "white"? Are Kim jong hun, Xi Jinping, Mohammed ben Salmane, Paul Biya, Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo... White?
Because they are real jerks.

7 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Mostly white dudes with visions of ethnic cleansing.

7 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"mostly" based on what calculation?

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bibi isn't white. Just ask a white supremacist.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironically a lot of people that ARE considered white today didn't back in the day, like Irish or Italians. In a weird way "white" just means in crowd, and not really ones pigment. Kinda like how Arab and and Africans can have the same brown pigment, but only one is considered "black"

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 Was this supposed to be a video of am I missing something?

12 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

NBD just a thirst trap video

9 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I too was wondering about this

12 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#11 You had to do that or the dam thing would break and jam up. A gun that fails when water and mud gets into it was not the gun to send to a tropical jungle.

12 hours ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

No shit. That's why the M60 was replaced by the M240

9 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Love the ak fire when muddy

10 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

No clue about when muddy, but I got to fire it in Vietnam. (Tourist attraction, not >50 years ago).

9 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I got to fire it while in the Marines, but not in Vietnam.

6 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've used then before. It's always good to know how to use and disarm tge enemies weapon

8 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The lady in the lake is leveling up from giving away swords. She's getting serious.

9 hours ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

"Arthur, you who are destined to shoot, take this blessed machine gun and go lose a land war in Asia."

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 lady you are ONE slippy stone away from discovering what the inside of a washing machime feels like...

10 hours ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

you don't see her feet, do you?
lanyard

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't get your comment at first because my mind is in the gutter... https://imgur.com/o8cI541

9 hours ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

In a way though, still accurate, she would be fucked

7 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

This cannot be real.

8 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Devil's Pool in Sambia

7 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it is, but you're not seeing the lanyard on her foot

7 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It’s Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe. Many people do this. Pretty much every day. They also sit in pools toward the top. It’s eerie.

6 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Correct-ish, the access to Devils pool is from the Zambian side.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also true. And that’s the side with the hippos.
The other side has hyperinflation, bugs on the menus of some restaurants and tariffs on trucks that pass through.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hippos on both sides, it depends on the water levels. Inflation is the 30's percentages. Not good but not hyper.

Ishwa has been eaten for centuries in Zim, and if you think international trade doesnt have tariffs, you havnt been paying attention lately. Orrrr one you may be referring to is the road tax, which is common in countries where heavy trucks damage roads.

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What you don't see are the dudes behind her holding onto her feet. Whole lotta trust involved there...

9 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

ankle strap and lanyard - don't trust someone's butter fingers

7 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

waterfall: Two-for-One sale today!

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 oh Marine of the River, what is thy wisdom?

10 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

use less CLP, not more.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Burrgarrblewaaagh!

7 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Listen, Marines in Rivers, Distributing Automatic Weapons is no basis for a system of government.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean... it seems to have worked out well for the US...

Wait... actually yeah no it didnt.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid."

9 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or maybe it's still stupid, and you got lucky.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My only luck is bad luck and I work hard to prepare for it.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 hours ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 7

Is this a particular person we know of or just an Instagram person in public?

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She seems nice.

7 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Now I want cake. Thanks a lot.

9 hours ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

And circuses?

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Oh no. I've reached pretty lady saturation. I no longer care about pretty ladies if they can't do or say something interesting and be actual people outside of just being pretty. What a sad day.

10 hours ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 8

As I got older, the more blind I got to these. I watch videos like this expecting something funny or amazing to happen, only to be disappointed that it was mostly for vanity.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

On the one hand it did annoy me that she's doing this in a crowded public space, probably trying to elicit reactions for the video without asking or receiving any consent from anyone there to be included. But on the other hand, that ass though.

5 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Congratulations. You're now a full adult, and Imgur is spoiled for you forever.

5 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It only took 78 years and three reincarnations.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll feel better by schteusday.

9 hours ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Get well soon

7 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Gesundheit

7 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#1 Jessica Biel in the movie Stealth (2005), it has a very well deserved 13% on Rotten Tomatoes .

10 hours ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 3

only 13% rotten? That's not bad.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but it becoming true in the stupidest possible way, and also that lagoon scene

8 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I didn't dislike it but I forgot like 90% of the movie within a week

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Spoiler:

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The black pilot dies, so that the main protagonist can get the hot chick pilot. They spend maybe half a minute on the funeral and sadness time, by the way. I almost laughed at the absurdity of it.

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I liked it.

10 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

yeah those 13% were all Jessica, that's the reason you liked it.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the context. I was looking for an intended "how do I see this" or something and I just didn't see it. There's no pun, just a dark photo of a nice looking lady? Or is there something with her arm that has a double meaning? https://imgur.com/MYxdtZJ

9 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

What the fuck are you on, dude? Whatever it is, stop taking it.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's still not an answer...

29 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bro, you posted this either on something completely different from your intention, or a bug happened. OF COURSE it isn't an answer, because you sound like you've lost your fucking mind and expect us to find it. Fuck off with your "not an answer" shit, you fuck.

27 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was AI

10 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Specifically, the magats A.I. foot model.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

no, Al's hair is longer.

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Weird

37 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Close, the movie is about and AI bomber that develops sentience when struck by lightning and decided the human race needs a nuclear war.

9 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

and people laughed about that idea at the time...

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The exact opposite of "Short Circuit", where a war machine is struck by lightning, gains sentience and decides war is wrong.

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my god I remember the trailers for that

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was just an incredibly generic early 2000s action movie. The 40% audience score feels more accurate.

10 hours ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

I remember enjoying it with half my brain while reading a book.

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Top Gun meets War Games meets Short Circuit 2.

6 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Had to come back to add Behind Enemy Lines as well.

5 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

12 hours ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 4

The format is actually great, but inertia and "good enough" are harsh bitches so it hasn't been implemented more widely. I've heard similar things about AVIF.

7 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

8 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I fucking hate webp

9 hours ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

You won't hate webp if it was your Copyrighted image that was being stolen.

8 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

I love my images too much to put them in such a shitty format <3

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I want the image enough I'll just screenshot it

7 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Somehow I doubt WebP protects against AI assimiliation.

7 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

you say, posting a reaction gif from copyrighted material

6 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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