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Oops, video here: https://i.imgur.com/44sINCf.mp4
egoAristippos
#13 the picture looks like it is taken in Austria; nevertheless you are correct.
This one also sums it up pretty well.
RichardPenne
#5 Taco Bell strikes again.
Jhazkrit
#4 Me tryin' to read this like:
ricpaul
I downloaded the pic, rotated it, enlarged it and was finally able to read it (I think). It says: "I said a prayer for you today". Meh. https://imgur.com/VqySfCA
theothermeisnthere
#20 imaging doing that in a small wooden ship in the 1600s. For 4 months..
Dannoboyo
When you throw away a valentines gift that has Helium balloons attached, you miss the chance to tell someone you wouldn't marry them if they were the last person on earth with a high pitched squeaky voice.
perlninja
#16 how to die in 1 very easy movement... oh hell the fuck no.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
she's tied by the feet just out of view
Wapusk
#6 Man, I fuckkin' hate Bono.
zufallszahlen
#11 Strange dudes wading through rivers dispensing automatic rifles is no basis for a system of diplomacy.
sindail
#5 Proud Trumpers showing solidarity with their cult leader https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWttam9yN2M0b3Fiem5hb3o4b2N5aTBycXNiaDJobnJ1d3d3anBwNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10JhviFuU2gWD6/200w.webp
writerdahling
They're girls in horse riding gear... not the stupid diaper some of those trumpers wear.
sindail
It's a joke.... https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmN1cWV3OXozNjhkbzc4MDM3eHgxYXRjbjJodTFnOXR4c2l6MnFmdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/I2Gnv7O1UFLuFq3arI/200w.webp
DavidRescinded
#13 That's clearly not in America. Those EMTs look European
Type17
That doesn’t mean that it’s not also a perfect metaphor for American healthcare.
DavidRescinded
It's pretty ironic though
Thenewdef
#7 took me a while to realize that that wasn't a branch floating around in the water.
Nathanyel
same, and I turned on the sound immediately. Maybe a beaver or other water mammal pushing a branch?
deetatron
#19
SimSimSimsalabim
#11 is what it would look like if the Lady of the Lake was distributing weapons 80 years ago.
DorkJedi
I was like "80 years? the M60 was only introduced... christ, I'm old."
McBzz
#12 holy fuckin shit
Machi4vel
#5 horses are the animals that get farted on the most
rebordacao
#9 Hmm...
jlist
Great post @op!
Bytencoder
#3
NChomsky
#17 the original shoeonhead.
ChoonahFish
Heketon
Vermin Supreme: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme
2B4UALL
#16
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AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
#24 lol. Took a minute. Because “twice”.
sundaymondayhippyday
I don’t get it and neither does my friend- what shall I tell her?
0RocketCat0
Show it to her a second time, then ask if she's seen it once.
DonL9
And #28. Jesus, the world is in turmoil from a handful of old white dudes who manipulate the world for their own power and sociopathic pride.
alu21
What do you call "white"? Are Kim jong hun, Xi Jinping, Mohammed ben Salmane, Paul Biya, Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo... White?
Because they are real jerks.
MAN9000
Mostly white dudes with visions of ethnic cleansing.
alu21
"mostly" based on what calculation?
0RocketCat0
Bibi isn't white. Just ask a white supremacist.
LokilairTTV
Ironically a lot of people that ARE considered white today didn't back in the day, like Irish or Italians. In a weird way "white" just means in crowd, and not really ones pigment. Kinda like how Arab and and Africans can have the same brown pigment, but only one is considered "black"
DonkeyGoat
#22 Was this supposed to be a video of am I missing something?
circlebreaker
NBD just a thirst trap video
dalaiyoda
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boardfuniguess
I too was wondering about this
Targe0
#11 You had to do that or the dam thing would break and jam up. A gun that fails when water and mud gets into it was not the gun to send to a tropical jungle.
TorrentialUpPour
No shit. That's why the M60 was replaced by the M240
NothingPrince
Love the ak fire when muddy
ricpaul
No clue about when muddy, but I got to fire it in Vietnam. (Tourist attraction, not >50 years ago).
DorkJedi
I got to fire it while in the Marines, but not in Vietnam.
NothingPrince
I've used then before. It's always good to know how to use and disarm tge enemies weapon
DonL9
The lady in the lake is leveling up from giving away swords. She's getting serious.
TheDreadPirateMontoya
"Arthur, you who are destined to shoot, take this blessed machine gun and go lose a land war in Asia."
Bastetsmorlock
Clayman8
#16 lady you are ONE slippy stone away from discovering what the inside of a washing machime feels like...
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
you don't see her feet, do you?
lanyard
ricpaul
I didn't get your comment at first because my mind is in the gutter... https://imgur.com/o8cI541
GreenJayBird
In a way though, still accurate, she would be fucked
JDHannan
This cannot be real.
headless0815
Devil's Pool in Sambia
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
it is, but you're not seeing the lanyard on her foot
SpotlightKryptonite
It’s Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe. Many people do this. Pretty much every day. They also sit in pools toward the top. It’s eerie.
TodayInSA
Correct-ish, the access to Devils pool is from the Zambian side.
SpotlightKryptonite
Also true. And that’s the side with the hippos.
The other side has hyperinflation, bugs on the menus of some restaurants and tariffs on trucks that pass through.
TodayInSA
Hippos on both sides, it depends on the water levels. Inflation is the 30's percentages. Not good but not hyper.
Ishwa has been eaten for centuries in Zim, and if you think international trade doesnt have tariffs, you havnt been paying attention lately. Orrrr one you may be referring to is the road tax, which is common in countries where heavy trucks damage roads.
RhinocerosLipGloss
What you don't see are the dudes behind her holding onto her feet. Whole lotta trust involved there...
SalmonTheWise
Not all heroes wear capes https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmxhaWM4MXhneW91ZTNxYjMzOXkwMW1sMXh5a2N6eHFucWVrM3B4eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Zd5widi4dgNrxwhxbk/200w.webp
garbuhj
Tarantino is a zionist
Scahrossar
Sauce?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
ankle strap and lanyard - don't trust someone's butter fingers
DorkJedi
waterfall: Two-for-One sale today!
Clayman8
#11 oh Marine of the River, what is thy wisdom?
DorkJedi
use less CLP, not more.
baldbear
Burrgarrblewaaagh!
jaecyk10
Listen, Marines in Rivers, Distributing Automatic Weapons is no basis for a system of government.
Clayman8
I mean... it seems to have worked out well for the US...
Wait... actually yeah no it didnt.
DarthWaiterSE
"If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid."
Thorbane
Or maybe it's still stupid, and you got lucky.
DarthWaiterSE
My only luck is bad luck and I work hard to prepare for it.
Karma1970
AgainstMethod
Is this a particular person we know of or just an Instagram person in public?
baldbear
She seems nice.
freezingpilot
Now I want cake. Thanks a lot.
theshinobi23
And circuses?
schmonday
Oh no. I've reached pretty lady saturation. I no longer care about pretty ladies if they can't do or say something interesting and be actual people outside of just being pretty. What a sad day.
Madringo
As I got older, the more blind I got to these. I watch videos like this expecting something funny or amazing to happen, only to be disappointed that it was mostly for vanity.
GigiDundas
On the one hand it did annoy me that she's doing this in a crowded public space, probably trying to elicit reactions for the video without asking or receiving any consent from anyone there to be included. But on the other hand, that ass though.
Rogerwilco1974
Congratulations. You're now a full adult, and Imgur is spoiled for you forever.
schmonday
It only took 78 years and three reincarnations.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
You'll feel better by schteusday.
ZKintzer
Get well soon
flyingnetherlander
Gesundheit
marthafarquar
#1 Jessica Biel in the movie Stealth (2005), it has a very well deserved 13% on Rotten Tomatoes .
barnwolf
only 13% rotten? That's not bad.
fingersb
Yeah but it becoming true in the stupidest possible way, and also that lagoon scene
MetalSonicSixtyNine
I didn't dislike it but I forgot like 90% of the movie within a week
michiyl
Spoiler:
michiyl
The black pilot dies, so that the main protagonist can get the hot chick pilot. They spend maybe half a minute on the funeral and sadness time, by the way. I almost laughed at the absurdity of it.
RHodeidra
Well I liked it.
Nathanyel
yeah those 13% were all Jessica, that's the reason you liked it.
pepeizq
ricpaul
Thanks for the context. I was looking for an intended "how do I see this" or something and I just didn't see it. There's no pun, just a dark photo of a nice looking lady? Or is there something with her arm that has a double meaning? https://imgur.com/MYxdtZJ
whatspaulplayingtoday
What the fuck are you on, dude? Whatever it is, stop taking it.
ricpaul
That's still not an answer...
whatspaulplayingtoday
Bro, you posted this either on something completely different from your intention, or a bug happened. OF COURSE it isn't an answer, because you sound like you've lost your fucking mind and expect us to find it. Fuck off with your "not an answer" shit, you fuck.
NothingPrince
I thought it was AI
yalczero
Specifically, the magats A.I. foot model.
DorkJedi
no, Al's hair is longer.
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Weird
marthafarquar
Close, the movie is about and AI bomber that develops sentience when struck by lightning and decided the human race needs a nuclear war.
Nathanyel
and people laughed about that idea at the time...
Pirsquar
The exact opposite of "Short Circuit", where a war machine is struck by lightning, gains sentience and decides war is wrong.
emberfish
Oh my god I remember the trailers for that
GlennBecksChalkboard
It was just an incredibly generic early 2000s action movie. The 40% audience score feels more accurate.
aufdie
I remember enjoying it with half my brain while reading a book.
hendawg2020
It's Top Gun meets War Games meets Short Circuit 2.
hendawg2020
Had to come back to add Behind Enemy Lines as well.
Karma1970
southflhitnrun
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMDg4djlydTB5a2lsdWE5NWFtbmUwM2cwZzB4ZXNrNmE4enlqYXA4OCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/GpyS1lJXJYupG/giphy.gif
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
The format is actually great, but inertia and "good enough" are harsh bitches so it hasn't been implemented more widely. I've heard similar things about AVIF.
CarlBassett
kInADress
I fucking hate webp
Macetheace50
You won't hate webp if it was your Copyrighted image that was being stolen.
kInADress
I love my images too much to put them in such a shitty format <3
IncognitoPanda
If I want the image enough I'll just screenshot it
Ivain
Somehow I doubt WebP protects against AI assimiliation.
DorkJedi
you say, posting a reaction gif from copyrighted material
Macetheace50