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Owl tax?
lilfunkel
I like this dump, was good dump
BrofessorMegan
If you spell CAT it means how are you in Albanian
Gotbread
Owl tax!
chrissgurl6501
Bit, to be fair, everyone yelled that in Woman in Black. Which, is better as a play, fyi.
IGoInCanadaDry
tbirdistheword
#17 that song can go die in a fire along with It's Cold Outside and Santa Baby
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
behrditz
"Source: Asian"
DixonHillPrivateEye
That's the most sensible thing Florida Man has done in a long time
Ssssssssssss
The dog's throwing some shade there, I think.
flamingflamingo
#1 Does "my crush" not mean my crush anymore? Just your SO?
daleearnhardt
OmegaMaru
so, I told the SOCKS one to my hispanic husband and he got mad at me. "Thats not an actual phrase!!"
esteeismyrealname
Confirmed my suspicions with Google Translate, and was mildly disappointed (both that it doesn’t translate & that I don’t have a husband).
ISniffedGinOnce
Nippers
justforsteam
#18 hits a little too close to home for me
PurpleDogBalls
humourasdryasyourgf
Never knew i favourited this +1
BigErnsDaycare
BooToast
http://imgur.com/pTwSi
vh12372
#21 "he's mine now, bitch." - dog probably
samwellsamson
That is one smug bitch
Mydogiscoolerthanyourdog
Since when does "it is what it is " mean "you only live once "? Am I missing something?
skycrimes
It's basically the same kind of "who cares" phrase as YOLO. "Got super drunk and sold my car for a puppy. It is what it is, can't change (1)
skycrimes
It now.
KeezieWeezie
#9 wait, so this was decided how many years before women started wearing pants?
JennaLand
It's referring to the fact that women's pockets are tiny and non functional while men have nice big pockets.
KeezieWeezie
Yep. But it’s saying that was decided by God like it’s been happening for all time. Women started wearing pants less than 100 years ago
TheGate
'owl did you manage to get that shirt on?
ydwyrd
I bet the story is quite a hoot.
DaninoY
That's a stretch
TheGate
An Ostretch?
dsrd24
Gecko smiles are the most contagious smiles.
poketess38
I know I could just Google it.... But whatever I like getting notifications here. Do geckos always have that look on their face?
humptyblargh
It's like dolphins. Their mouths are just shaped smiley, but they also seem actually cheerful most of the time.
dsrd24
I don't want google to let me down. I'd prefer to stay ignorant if they all aren't always grinning.
poketess38
Likewise