Jan 6, 2017 3:27 PM
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Johnbarelykorn
Mom!? Dad!? Eeeeeew!
MrPredator
Fuck ya'll and your happiness!
ChronologicalMyopia
Hell, any time my ex yells "can you help me with this? I'm naked." I say, "Really?!" and get a good look in. Life goals.
capughe
Always checking out my man when he takes his pants off to sleep. Reminder that men are sexy too!
voxael
Together for 12 years here. This could be written by me or my wife.
RelaxoChillaxo
I love this. :)
oheina
My husband grabbed my boob over my shirt in the kitchen last night, so I lifted my shirt for him. Stared like a kid seeing his first pair.
TurrdFerguson
Very true. Married 18 years here; seeing her boobs are still a daily goal.
avocadoburritocat
And I can't even sustain a six months relationship ????
valkrez
Yeah... same guy for 8 years and he quit looking 6 years ago
byohzzrd
ITeaBaggedYourMum
Been married 9 years and we still flash each other.
thesartoriusBIG
districtattorneyofimgur
#1 happened to me just this morning.
IwishIwasNeverBorn
Inspiring ? For what ? Suicide cause i can't find a gf ?
Lounatik
I run up to our bedroom every morning when I hear my wife getting out of the shower to peep Married 22 years and I sure do enjoy the view.
Jimbrox
I want more of these
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Specskankular
Me too. And also me too.
Darfieldboy
I my 22yrs marriage exp. this will never change.
VaginaPedant
20 years husband here. Can confirm.
itslogitslogitsbigitsheavyitswooditslogitslogitsbetterthanbad
I love my wife's tits. I always will. Cause boobs. My boobs. Nice boobs. I drooled.
wonderman007
men love boobies
thefreeman2005
Everyone loves boobies!
[deleted]
ElleriaPlays
Sauce?0.0
xgongiveittoyaa
The real hero
GoodOleMusky
I don't knoe what happened in an hour to make this guy delete his account but I sure would like to
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
I posted it originally. I didn't delete the account or the post. Maybe a glitch?
That's weird...it says both the comment and account are deleted ...
nostriltampon
Ehh the power of boobs
CorneliusCornwall
I like to wave my penis at traffic on Thursday evenings
AshishKebab21
I like to wear my batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbor's sprinkler at 3:32AM every third Tuesday of the month
FurtiveGlancer
Then does your wife look at you like a 16 year old ?
SirDistic
I've been friends with this guy for 10 years who waves his penis at traffic on Thursday evenings. I still stare like a 16 year old boy.
GetBehindBraum
I still fap on my neighbour's lawn at 3:32 AM every 3rd Tuesday of the month
Batman? Are you seriously using the batcomputer to browse dank memes
uh... maybe
TailSpin450
tarataqa
pics or it didn't happen
Drive on 821 and I'll see ya
ExtraaUpvote
John is that you?
Fuck off Josh
par432000
Best time of the day is watching my wife of 31 years change into PJs. The only woman I want to see. Beautiful!
BlazeDragon777
I like you. This makes me happy.
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
After 7 years, anytime my gf changes I whistle at her when the shirt comes off
EarlGreyOrDeath
You lucky bastard, I wish I could whistle.
Iglumies
Yay, I'm not alone!
ThePowerOf42
cullip
Do u enjoy doin things u like, when u like n how u like it? Or spend ur money how u see fit? That is single. Y u 1 2 4feit dat!
BathoryImmortal
yea same
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Gamegeek24
*Mariachi trumpets*
BabuTheFoxEaredAsshole
90% of imgur agrees
swegcity
I was in love, then broke it off because I was stupid. Now I'm sleeping with a new guy and im in love w/ him, but he doesn't feel the same
jigglypuffusedpound
I've been single my entire life. Brock Turner has a better chance of landing a relationship than I.
aleister94
Same
Brownieslol
/flashes you my man boobies!
My2Spence
Feel bad for you guys. I'm getting schniz on the regs.
CaptainGT
Just cus I'm single and miserable doesn't mean I not banging someone on the regs.
WrathCore696
I'm here too
JonnoSnow
Let's all be lonely together
SauceyWench
YarTheBug
iamdanman
This is the best reaction to this post
Bowen1985
wubbalubbadubdub
LonelyBrannigan
Least it was only two pictures ;/
NotNotDeadpool
musicspeaks91
I feel ya, bud.
Zokathra
Let me flash you my harblls!
ICantEvenThinkOfAName
secretoaster
Lokeen
I feel ya bud.
TheOneThatGotBanned
Now I need this...
coolandelite
Right here with ya buddy. It sucks when you've had that type of relationship before, which I did, and now no longer. It's shitty
NoOneFromNowhereWithNothingToSay
Going on 8 mnths after 13 yrs together. I was even 1 who left (had to be done). A deep hurt, unspeakable. 1/2
2/2. It's weird: Best Friends (even when hurting) --> Unknowing strangers.
malachitedragon
"Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers." -A sad story in six words.
TrijezniMujo
SleepingWithNeedles
So shitty.
SLEEZYPAT
Fuck
czassity
Yep.
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
Hey I'm lonely too! I don't know if you're a guy and I'm not gay...but $20 is $20 you know?
Only $20!? Well then...
gotta make a living somehwo
Cheaper than a movie with treats!
cartrip
I've been married to my wife for 32 years. I still stare at her body like I'm seeing it for the first time.
AndrewMartini
Alzheimers is terrible
Kelukone94
Movies and comedians act like the moment you marry someone you immediately start hating each other. I'm glad it's not always the case
flamingflamingo
It does seem like most marriages are miserable. It's why I don't want to get married.
Exactly, and I don't understand if they fail to completely understand each other flaws before the wedding or people just change that much.
I don't think people change so much as a) people feel OBLIGATED to marry and b) think there's nothing better.
Clearly, but I have been in love with the same and only guy for 8 years and I'm scared that one I'm gonna wake up next up next to someone 1-
Teaspilled
My parents have been married 36 years my dad is always slapping my mom's ass. It's weird for me but I'm glad they're happy
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
Gof, I hope my son can say this about me an' his mom in 34 years...
BeerBatteredandBold
Yeah when they are both naked it gets awkward.
peppeh
Especially during church.
BeetleDaddy
Its when the pastor joins in, thats when the party starts
wheresthebaby
He gives us wine, at least
dontcallmeplath
Hah! My uncle always patted his wife's butt when he walked by. Their little son started doing the same thing at his kindergarten.
peanutbuterjellytime
That kid needs a high five
whatupmyknitters
Oh god that's going to be my kid. My bf always has to touch/grab/slap/rub my butt every time he passes me.
Johnbarelykorn
Mom!? Dad!? Eeeeeew!
MrPredator
Fuck ya'll and your happiness!
ChronologicalMyopia
Hell, any time my ex yells "can you help me with this? I'm naked." I say, "Really?!" and get a good look in. Life goals.
capughe
Always checking out my man when he takes his pants off to sleep. Reminder that men are sexy too!
voxael
Together for 12 years here. This could be written by me or my wife.
RelaxoChillaxo
I love this. :)
oheina
My husband grabbed my boob over my shirt in the kitchen last night, so I lifted my shirt for him. Stared like a kid seeing his first pair.
TurrdFerguson
Very true. Married 18 years here; seeing her boobs are still a daily goal.
avocadoburritocat
And I can't even sustain a six months relationship ????
valkrez
Yeah... same guy for 8 years and he quit looking 6 years ago
byohzzrd
ITeaBaggedYourMum
Been married 9 years and we still flash each other.
thesartoriusBIG
districtattorneyofimgur
#1 happened to me just this morning.
IwishIwasNeverBorn
Inspiring ? For what ? Suicide cause i can't find a gf ?
Lounatik
I run up to our bedroom every morning when I hear my wife getting out of the shower to peep Married 22 years and I sure do enjoy the view.
Jimbrox
I want more of these
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Specskankular
Me too. And also me too.
Darfieldboy
I my 22yrs marriage exp. this will never change.
VaginaPedant
20 years husband here. Can confirm.
itslogitslogitsbigitsheavyitswooditslogitslogitsbetterthanbad
I love my wife's tits. I always will. Cause boobs. My boobs. Nice boobs. I drooled.
wonderman007
men love boobies
thefreeman2005
Everyone loves boobies!
[deleted]
[deleted]
ElleriaPlays
Sauce?0.0
xgongiveittoyaa
The real hero
GoodOleMusky
I don't knoe what happened in an hour to make this guy delete his account but I sure would like to
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
I posted it originally. I didn't delete the account or the post. Maybe a glitch?
GoodOleMusky
That's weird...it says both the comment and account are deleted ...
nostriltampon
Ehh the power of boobs
CorneliusCornwall
I like to wave my penis at traffic on Thursday evenings
AshishKebab21
I like to wear my batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbor's sprinkler at 3:32AM every third Tuesday of the month
FurtiveGlancer
Then does your wife look at you like a 16 year old ?
SirDistic
I've been friends with this guy for 10 years who waves his penis at traffic on Thursday evenings. I still stare like a 16 year old boy.
GetBehindBraum
I still fap on my neighbour's lawn at 3:32 AM every 3rd Tuesday of the month
CorneliusCornwall
Batman? Are you seriously using the batcomputer to browse dank memes
GetBehindBraum
uh... maybe
TailSpin450
tarataqa
pics or it didn't happen
CorneliusCornwall
Drive on 821 and I'll see ya
ExtraaUpvote
John is that you?
CorneliusCornwall
Fuck off Josh
par432000
Best time of the day is watching my wife of 31 years change into PJs. The only woman I want to see. Beautiful!
BlazeDragon777
I like you. This makes me happy.
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
After 7 years, anytime my gf changes I whistle at her when the shirt comes off
EarlGreyOrDeath
You lucky bastard, I wish I could whistle.
Iglumies
Yay, I'm not alone!
ThePowerOf42
cullip
Do u enjoy doin things u like, when u like n how u like it? Or spend ur money how u see fit? That is single. Y u 1 2 4feit dat!
BathoryImmortal
yea same
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Gamegeek24
*Mariachi trumpets*
BabuTheFoxEaredAsshole
90% of imgur agrees
swegcity
I was in love, then broke it off because I was stupid. Now I'm sleeping with a new guy and im in love w/ him, but he doesn't feel the same
jigglypuffusedpound
I've been single my entire life. Brock Turner has a better chance of landing a relationship than I.
aleister94
Same
Brownieslol
/flashes you my man boobies!
My2Spence
Feel bad for you guys. I'm getting schniz on the regs.
CaptainGT
Just cus I'm single and miserable doesn't mean I not banging someone on the regs.
WrathCore696
I'm here too
JonnoSnow
Let's all be lonely together
SauceyWench
YarTheBug
iamdanman
This is the best reaction to this post
Bowen1985
wubbalubbadubdub
LonelyBrannigan
Least it was only two pictures ;/
NotNotDeadpool
musicspeaks91
I feel ya, bud.
Zokathra
Let me flash you my harblls!
ICantEvenThinkOfAName
secretoaster
ThePowerOf42
Lokeen
I feel ya bud.
TheOneThatGotBanned
Now I need this...
coolandelite
Right here with ya buddy. It sucks when you've had that type of relationship before, which I did, and now no longer. It's shitty
NoOneFromNowhereWithNothingToSay
Going on 8 mnths after 13 yrs together. I was even 1 who left (had to be done). A deep hurt, unspeakable. 1/2
NoOneFromNowhereWithNothingToSay
2/2. It's weird: Best Friends (even when hurting) --> Unknowing strangers.
malachitedragon
"Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers." -A sad story in six words.
TrijezniMujo
Same
SleepingWithNeedles
So shitty.
SLEEZYPAT
Fuck
czassity
Yep.
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
Hey I'm lonely too! I don't know if you're a guy and I'm not gay...but $20 is $20 you know?
coolandelite
Only $20!? Well then...
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
gotta make a living somehwo
NoOneFromNowhereWithNothingToSay
Cheaper than a movie with treats!
cartrip
I've been married to my wife for 32 years. I still stare at her body like I'm seeing it for the first time.
AndrewMartini
Alzheimers is terrible
Kelukone94
Movies and comedians act like the moment you marry someone you immediately start hating each other. I'm glad it's not always the case
flamingflamingo
It does seem like most marriages are miserable. It's why I don't want to get married.
Kelukone94
Exactly, and I don't understand if they fail to completely understand each other flaws before the wedding or people just change that much.
flamingflamingo
I don't think people change so much as a) people feel OBLIGATED to marry and b) think there's nothing better.
Kelukone94
Clearly, but I have been in love with the same and only guy for 8 years and I'm scared that one I'm gonna wake up next up next to someone 1-
Teaspilled
My parents have been married 36 years my dad is always slapping my mom's ass. It's weird for me but I'm glad they're happy
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
Gof, I hope my son can say this about me an' his mom in 34 years...
BeerBatteredandBold
Yeah when they are both naked it gets awkward.
peppeh
Especially during church.
BeetleDaddy
Its when the pastor joins in, thats when the party starts
wheresthebaby
He gives us wine, at least
dontcallmeplath
Hah! My uncle always patted his wife's butt when he walked by. Their little son started doing the same thing at his kindergarten.
peanutbuterjellytime
That kid needs a high five
whatupmyknitters
Oh god that's going to be my kid. My bf always has to touch/grab/slap/rub my butt every time he passes me.