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Mar 24, 2018 5:52 PM
pedanticpedestrian
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m0t0hooligan775
Haha well played. Mines usually a spotted hounderbull.
eructator
The High Presbyterian is a very demanding breed. They simply refuse to go walkies on the Sabbath.
CountessNoppityNope
It’s a mighty Aphrodite, a Doberman schnitzel, a Mocha Jabba, a super mini pony
SethG
We used to get asked what type of breed our dog (mutt, mostly Australian Shepherd and Golden) was. We said Grand Bavarian. Usually worked.
funeralpyre
Mississippi Leg Hound
AnOldJudge
Worcestershire Terrier
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
I love seeing those Scandinavian Nerf Herders out playing at the dog park.
Gravytater
King Shitz - King Charles, Shi Tzu mutt!
pishposhkebosh12
SSDGM
shimshimmyyah
I have a bearded schmulfette.
TrumpSucksPenceOff
*vomits*
km9v
Norwegian Floof.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
My buddy used to tell people his mutt was a Mexican Greyhound.
sdmarkey
Stay sexy and don’t get murdered
OtomTheSmallFry
Elvis, wanna cookie?
fairybug
I am totally telling people that my mutt dog is a Venetian Dabney, that's amazing.
liptonteabagger
things I would believe If told to me in a British accent for 400 Alex.
CrumbBubbly
"Oh this is my Burlington Coat Factory"
HazyKitten
Made me blow through my nose uncomfortably hard
thethicknessofthelad
Oh he’s a shiny arcanine
jonjuice
I found my dog on the street. When asked, I tell them she’s a Saint Reet.
MaDragon
OMG this is great. I love my Sweeptail Manischewitz.
pedanticpedestrian
meowatmeplease
best podcast
22thoroughbred
Actually looks like it could be a Ruffafarian
misterturdcat
"He's an Imgurian healer."
rusrsdude
High Presbyterian omg.. i wonder if they noticed.
ej255
It's a spotted sharps terrier,
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
I've had all those fake cheeses.
sprocketstodockets
I really don't want brown feta.....
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Brown Feta / why do you taste so good / Brown Feta / just like a young girl should...https://youtu.be/59K2kF6o9Tk
MeatCurtains
I have a medium brown dog, and a small brindle one
imreallyjusthereforthecats
So a Flemish Bruin and a Corsican Dandy
Smayds
The second one could be a dandy/sprue mix.
rookie23
Tis not a bullpup, but a Benedryll Cosmopolitan
r3dl8dy
Blended Cucumber
BlackDragoness
We once had a 'who mispronounces the name worse' banter, eventually someone yells out his actual name and no one realised it wasn't another1
JugOfVoodoo
Mine is a rare blue-furred ectoplasmic detection dog.
Thisbitchdontknowboutpangea
YAY KAREN KILGARIFF!
CurrentLevelOfAdulting
SSDGM!!!
Tver937
Ssdgm
ReallyWittyName
Look...
Tarynasaurus
Listen...
spinkitte
Look and listen
IamNotReaI
Oh....you men.
Tver937
Toxic masculinity ruins the party AGAIN
Thisbitchdontknowboutpangea
I'm a woman... stay sexy and don't get murdered!
AuxKat
Stay out of the forest
Thisbitchdontknowboutpangea
You're in a cult, call your dad.
AuxKat
Buy your own shit!
FacemanPeck
"mariska hargitay/ mewling quim mix."
BlackDragoness
Mariska hargitay to you too
AmandaReckonwith
Jayne Mansfield once had a mariska hargitay, I believe
ImMrbulldops
DUN DUN
GuciGucci
quim is the most atrocious word
oynsy
I see your quim and raise you queef
sciencebasedlifeform
Moist
GuciGucci
Quim is worse. I don't even know what it means but I am disgusted.
yerd
The noun quim was a Victorian-era word that was used specifically to refer to the fluids produced by the vagina, specifically during orgasm.
GuciGucci
That's what I thought!
hydrochlorothiazide
How about qualm
GuciGucci
You're right that's way worse than all of them combined