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Sep 7, 2017 6:06 AM
jbaconman
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boomBoxBabarian
His tiny hands move so fast, not even the flash was able to stop him
Animala144
"My Judo chops are the best! Everyone knows it, my friends, who are experts at Judo, all say it. They are. The best!"
DeGanjaman
He knows kong-führer
greg2m
At least Barry Allen is watching!
jrgowe126
This headline is a lie! He was actually snapping the kids necks and then dumping them over the border. WakeUpSheeple!
Amadoreysiasoco3000
FBI help
BSusername
Not fake news
alexdag85
I dunt know putin
Grimdude
Gotta make up for denying them housing or whatever that horrible racist shit he did was.
Alphariusmaybe
lmao, things is you could genuinely imagine CNN using that headline with that pic.
juffowup00
http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/well-well-well-donald-trump-drinking-water-adolf-hitler.jpg
GIRobot
I knew it...
MetalSkeletal
Thanks Obama!
SamSquag94
Gonna read "Art of the Deal". See how crazy he really is.
WTBGold
You call this a hurrican? This is NOTHing. Trust me, I know hurricanes.
ElodOfNyek
Judo chop!
rexer198583000
That doesn't look at all like a karate chop.
PlZZATHEHUTT
Wouldn't suprise me if it was a real CNN headline
MrAgnosticman
I think if Trump did something good CNN would put a negative spin on it no matter what.
mardukkur
We'll never know.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"Trump donates 1 million dollars to hurricane harvey victims." *Cut to people at a table* "Lol only 1 million? He's a billionare, fckn nazi"
browniesftw
and he said he would donate after 9/11 and officials there say there isn't any proof that he actually did
mfgcolour
that's already been happening
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
Which is stupid and annoying, because there's a lot of bad shit without having to invent more and distort the message.
v1nsai
I don't get why they make stuff up when this lying snowflake president gives them so much real material. It makes people ignore the truth
eroso
Has CNN made up stuff? I know they have a narrative that fits their viewer-base, but their stories are still fact-based. Selective facts?
PlZZATHEHUTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdP8TiKY8dE
spudpicker
I see a lot of bias from WaPo, MSNBC, and The Hill, but not so much from CNN. Then again, I only read articles. Is the cable coverage worse?
MrAgnosticman
There was a panel of trump supporters on his talk about Charlottesville and CNN could not concede the point even when they were reasonable.
PlZZATHEHUTT
Here's a little CNN bias for ya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdP8TiKY8dE
spudpicker
I'll add that I've seen the "93 percent negative coverage" stat, but this feels like an accurate representation of his presidency IMO. 1/2
spudpicker
And I'm a conservative. 2/2
theresgarlicinthatnebula
But it isn't, yet you're still using it to bolster your opinion of them. Confirmation bias.
PlZZATHEHUTT
My opinion that mainstream media is trash, most of the news is sensationalized for ratings and they care more about money than truth...? ye
SeriousBusinessman
Then watch different news friend. I do BBC, NYT, Al-Jazeera, NPR, and the Economist daily, its a pretty good balance and overall coverage
PlZZATHEHUTT
All of those are still fairly biased. The BBC had a policy that said panel shows should avoid talk of the tories during the last election.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
Hey buddy news is a fucking business. Why shouldn't they do what makes money? That's called capitalism.
PlZZATHEHUTT
Selling lies to make money puts them on par with churches and pyramid sellers
VresiBerba
That's no "karate chap", that a Kirk chop!
Zer0th
Haven't the people suffered enough already? Is it really necessary he visits them?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Did he give out any small loans to the victims?
HungLikeHorseFly
He did donate a small loan of a million dollars to charities toward hurricane Harvey.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Say what you want about him, atleast that was decent and will help alot of people who are suffering from the effects of Harvey.
nozzle
$1m for a guy that claims to be worth $10b is like one of us donating $50 or less. Which thousands of us have done. Perspective.
redditRocksMySocks
You do realize that nobody is forcing anybody to donate money... It is good no matter how much you give.
nozzle
Of course. I just keep hearing "he donated $1m, he's a gr8 guy." As if to say he's gr8 bc he did what so many have done, relatively speaking
redditRocksMySocks
Anyone who donates when they don't have to is a great person
wonder89
Gosh,he loves te religious right so much didn't they tell him it is sinful to do charity for praise?
Winterfox
you retards try to twist giving a million to charity into a negative thing
v1nsai
The fact that he still hasn't donated to other charities he claimed he did is the joke. It's likely another lie.Details and sources in reply
KCBeard
*said he would donate. No word if he actually has.
HungLikeHorseFly
Might wanna recheck that. 1 million of his personal money has gone towards 12 charities.
MiscPictures
Antifa asshole reply
MericanNightmare
Lmao, calling the president a liar makes you ANTIFA now?
LychFinderGeneral
Probably the username
KCBeard
I'm definitely not, but okay.
DameDeb
Trump should never bend over again, he looks 100 years old in his sagging face. Definitely all politics aside comment.
AgamemnonsMemes
Take that, fake news.
learntotakejoke
Everything aside, this post itself in general is hilarious no matter who you are laugh!
ketochris
Where's my money Jamal?
Fairdinkums
That hair truly is atrocious
orbitn
you misspelled man
Nikolai5
His hair is irrelevant as to whether he can do his job.
grinner
Whether he can do his job is irrelevant to that comment about his hair.
SecondWind90
Haha this is gold
Fairdinkums
Right? Why would they say that
Hyero
I know. What is that chubby kid thinking with that strange quiff of his.
Dsharppe
Works a little better if you black out the fingers from his other hand.
beshi
Now it just looks like he's bitch-slapping the poor kid!
Jocowa1999
"black out" *TRIGGERED*
NotMichaelAtAll
needs some motion blur on his chopping hand
grinner
Better. Now all it needs is comic book onomatopoeia to fill out the left side and some movement effects around the black kid.
jbaconman
Okay I like this one more
skribs
He's holding the head to make sure the karate chop can do as much damage as possible.
ThatsPermanent
Nope: DOUBLE CHOP
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Hitler wasnt all bad after he did kill Hitler
myaszcrak
Well, you are right.
RevolutionOnHerLips
this joke is as old as Hitler
FBKatB3TAdotcom
But with the surprise ending
BramStocker
he didn't. the mother fucker lived
HotFudgeMonday
Oh it's this joke again.
Muppetwarior
He died to do it too!
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Like a true artist
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Hitler was a dog person AND killed Hitler. Trump is not a dog person and hasn't killed Trump OR Hitler. Who's the real villain?!? /s
aleister94
Well I mean...you're not wrong
Tinkrr
Look up "Fanta Hitler Commercial".
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
He also liked dogs, was a vegetarian, artist and non-drinker but i've not read further on his wikipedia article, so far he seems good though
IAmAngry
Trump is also non drinker -so he must be Hitler.. (C) CNN
xrufus7x
Pretty sure he was also addicted to Cocaine oh and the whole ethnic cleansing thing so at least 2 negatives there.
booOfBorg
Methamphetamine actually.
JadeMcLeod
But he also killed the guy that killed Hitler so I don't think we can jump to conclusions here.
Munnin41
But wait, he also killed the guy that killed the guy that killed hitler. So maybe he was doing some good?
GiantDad420
But hold on, he killed the guy that killed the guy that killed the guy that killed Hitler.
FecalSaliva
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
But it comes with a free Frogurt!
CanOnlySayYes
AdoIfHitIer
Ok, enough.
Munnin41
Thats whatyou said in 45
JohnMagneTrane
Wasn't that like, afterwards?
SwoleFratGuy
Hitler kill did he after bad all wasn't hitler?
HeyLookItsHitler
I guess I am a pretty swell guy
Snarkoleptic
The problem is that your username implies you're a passerby, not the man himself. @AdolfHitler – what say you about these shenanigans
StonesOnTheHill
Say what you will about Trump, but at least he's turtley enough for the Turtle Club.
popejubal
Fuck, he's in the Turtle Club? I'm in the Turtle Club. I don't want to be in a club with Trump. :(
danishjuggler21
No one is more turtley than Mitch McConnel
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Dsharppe
bart2pl
jesus, that movie was terrible
Dsharppe
Yes, yes it was. However, I did enjoy Opportunity Knocks.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Dana Carvey you can do impressions right? Let's get a guy to write a movie around that.
n6n43hix
let's just take away all the political discussion, this is actually funny
NoGreaterTaleOfDoh
Not even the Flash could stop him.
thegarlicawakens
He actually looks like the true creepy old man here.
melshot
The camera doesn't lie lol.
Schooner8642
Agreed!!!
InternetExplorer2001
If only there was a way to monetize political discussion
Munnin41
I think thats called the media
TheRicM
Monetize? Like Claude Monet? I'd say, make arguments that seem good from afar, but are actually shitty when viewed very closely
imafishgoat
Did you just encapsulate CNNs business model
InternetExplorer2001
Yeah. Or like that band called NOFX. But without all the shitty oversized fish tank plants.
bayardthebloodhound
Trump memes not as great as Obama memes but they do give me a
auscaliber
I don't have a horse in this race but do you think maybe that's because they seem more.. true?
ImgursLibertarian
Obama memes sucked. It was all about that Biden.
DreadCarcass
I like some of them better, they tend to make fun of trump and make me laugh. A lot of obama memes tried to make him cool and were nicer
Fishbong
To be fair, trump is a much easier target.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
But to be even fairer, such an easy target makes it evident that jokes will become repetetive when people stop putting effort into it.
Fishbong
You're not wrong, the jokes are pretty much all about how he's a stupid incompetent misogynistic racist transphobic oompa loompa
goodoldwoofers
Honestly can someone tell me who that is in the sensible chuckle gif? I've been trying to work it out for ages.
Fishbong
Can't remember the actor but it's from an Aussie show called danger 5, it's fricken hilarious.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I guess it's cuz Obama had more to him to make memes of. Trump you allways know it'll be about his incompetence/stupidity, which wears thin.
Naiirita
its not that i dont find it funny, i just die a little knowing this is going to pop up on my facebook feed as proof trump hates black ppl.
LeopoldButtersStotc
IDK why people are down voting you.. I see people share stuff similar this on Facebook all the time not thinking it is fake...
LeopoldButtersStotc
And then their little group of like minded friends get together on the post and talk about how bad he is and pat each other on the back
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
This crap is one of the many reasons I left facebook..