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Feb 10, 2017 1:37 AM
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TheLastSpaceman
Dumb-ass danger noodle eatin balls n shit
chrisdafish
Snek is no egg
venomlash
Drop it...DROP IT!
whambamcanofspam
Thats how my butt looks when I eat too much dairy.
WileEColi
What a dumbasp.
strongbadthemovie
Is it a... Ball Python?
Buck39
I'll call him "Monty"
BossPat
geiokami
I guess this works best when 98% of your body is neck
mcnillie
Silly nope rope, you dont play fetch that way
Eunoterp
Snakes face looks like how my ass feels after a gorgon-sized dump
SpidermansStupidButtcrack
Who let it eat a tennis ball? What is wrong with that snake that it thought a tennis ball is food? Snakes drool? What the fuck?
thewhifflingtit
The article on the incident implies it was a wild snake that wandered into someone's yard and ate the ball.
SomeCrazyNerd
Probably thought it was an egg. I don't think they see much colour. They swallow egss and ceack them in their throat. But the ball...
SomeCrazyNerd
*eggs. *crack.
lachupacombo
Officially my least favorite PEZ dispenser
TormentedPenguin
takes WAY to long to get the candy out.. horrible design!
nickdillinger
You're the hero Gotham needs.
dRailerPlay
Now... reverse it...
killkillkilldiediedie
oniaijin
Ty
Mderms
That just doesn't look fun. For anybody.
ducksinarow
THESE ARE NOT JOANNA EGGS!
TheOneGalen
McLeach!
akaRustyShackleford
Oh man, beat me to a Joanna joke.
ducksinarow
Couldn't help it sorry...
ProjectValkyrie
Poor noodle probably thought it was an egg.
thegoddamngandalf
That's a weird dog
GardevoirTheknight
That smile at the end
usersubguide
For the record, they can't actually choke. Dislocating jaw and wind pipe. They kinda eat big stuff all the time.
DarkwingDuc
Maybe choke isn't the right word, but I don't think it'd digest that tennis ball and it ain't fitting out the back end whole.
andergriff
and while the ball was in there it wouldn't be able to eat.
myfi
Yeah the choking isn't so much an issue as the tennis ball being indigestible. That snake'd eat bigger food and be fine.
MikeyDew
Getting the last of the toothpaste because I'm as cheap as Eugene Crabs.
junney
interestiinggggg
thewhifflingtit
This is very sad. This is a very stressed snake, likely kept in very warm conditions without a place to cool itself, leading to confusion
thewhifflingtit
and an overly strong sensation of hunger.
ossmimages6
My butt hole thanks you - snake
NWSchoolboy
Aw, poor baby.
ifthatswhatfloatsyourscrote
Snakes can choke??? How did I not know this
dumbintact
Well, it's not going to fit out the back end.
dinglejingle
they should choose lottery numbers like that.
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
That made me laugh-snort!
drewcrosby
Nope Rope > Choke Rope
drewcrosby
Which, now that I think about it, is exactly what a noose is.
saltycomments
still chokes less the falcons
BillWeenus
still chokes less the falcons
dumbintact
FFFS
burn
AgentMitchConnor
Falcons fan here. This made my head sink quite low. +1
CommanderPiglet
Shots fired. State down.
heshame
That makes so much more sense if you play melee
mwrd
Smash ftw
eagleeye33
Boom!
BigBingo
Too soon bro
AgentMitchConnor
Righhhhht? It feels like I got dumped
holyguacamole303
way too soon..
GenericUsernameIsAlreadyTaken
Bombast
I love how little effort went into this comment
OneFuckedPony
Liquormonkey
Anyone else remember when Shrek blew up a snake like a balloon? Yeah that was wild
UmbraDread
Oh I member!
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
You think that was wild, donkey reproduced with a fucking dragon, now shit was wack
lunarpastry
I just watched that exact scene about 45 minutes ago
OutdoorHuman
Be honest. How many highs are you right now?
PlumpyPenguin
And the makes Cotten candy with spider webs that shit was more off the chain that waffles in the morning.
smarmageddon
It's all ogre now
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
ugh...
RoyMothballs
Stop right there
CHarbringer
Criminal scum
62886580
It's never ogre
LamarTheHeadhumper
It was a frog, feona blew the snake and made a balloon animal with an animal. You're no rockstar
orgeezuz
Hey now, let's not have a pissing contest about shrek, ok?
TheOneGalen
Sometimes you have to get your game on, even if it's about Shrek.
LamarTheHeadhumper
Especially when it's about Shrek. Shrek is love. Shrek, is life.
Tassyr
I'm worried the snake might not survive the trauma of having that thing squeezed back out that way...
Djchoragos
It was done by a vet if that helps
Tassyr
That actually does.
butmahitsjustmebooo
Better out the attic than the basement.
skwint
It went in that way!
Tassyr
Yes, and having your internal organs compressed to force food out through YOUR mouth might do a bit more damage than swallowing normally.
NoSkellingtons
You ever felt a snake bro? Pretty sure it's just fine.
skwint
I've never been a great fan of hangovers, but I've survived them all so far!
editguy
I feel it has a better chance than trying to digest that tennis ball
Tassyr
I'm just saying, it may not have actually done the thing any favors, and putting it out of its misery might've been more humane.
vobra
ShamelessOToole
You're just talking out of your ass.
andergriff
snake is fine. source http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/snake-swallows-tennis-ball-massaged-out-by-vet-nurse-20170209-gu92yw.html
andergriff
but you don't know that, so why not stick with the option that has a chance for it to live instead of just killing it?
GoochoLibre
I worry that too as a snake owner. They generally tend to be a one-directional tube, but I imagine they have to be able to hork stuff up.
FernandoRumdebum
Oh ya, when you evolve to eat things whole, evolution throws you a bone and gives you the power to throw things too big back up
harles2000
+1 for use of the word hook. Don't hear that used often enough.
harles2000
+1 for the use of the word hork. Don't see that wonderfully descriptive word used nearly enough.
Banditsalmon
Snakes regurgitate foods of they need to get away fast.
thewhifflingtit
It's dangerous for them to do so, though. They can die from it.
RandomAbscessMemories
So what he should have done is jumped out from behind a corner and shouted at the snake?
Tassyr
Yes. but they don't get the 'toothpaste tube' treatment from the outside. It's the difference between you hurling and someone putting 1/2
Tassyr
you in a vice to make you hurl. 2/2
alman1234
I feel I am, at least slightly, different anatomically than a snake.
alman1234
I feel I am, at least slightly, different anatomically than a snake.
mouse25
"At least slightly" made me chuckle
Tassyr
Indeed. That's why I'm not claiming I'm certain of this, but it DOES seem like a valid concern to me.