The third thumb

Apr 13, 2018 12:26 AM

Some good jacking off

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Imagine if tools were designed with this in mind. Motorcycles, game controllers, keyboards, the possibilities are endless.

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It looks like it has no masturbation advantages, so I wouldn't use it for anything.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Extra-wide fisting.

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

[OVERSIZE LOAD]

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The sword from halo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the THIRD?! Where is the SECOND?!?!

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That's what I'm saying!!!

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In all honesty it doesn't even look that weird/out of place.

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Goddamned NeoSapiens

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Send them back to Mars!

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Venus is for humans!

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I'd be worried about Inigo Montoya coming after me.

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Idk about you guys, but I'd much rather have quality affordable health care that includes mental health services than an extra thumb.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not make it a penis and sell it to lesbian couples? She'd be rich as fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Shhhh. That part comes later.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

all i can think of is the magicians' beast

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1, 2, and three!

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It would allow us to hold these better https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71bsUNj%2BLVL._SY445_.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 3

YUSS!

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Fuck yeah dude now I want an extra thumb

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Wish I could favorite comments

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elites only need four fingers though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but their hands are much larger with only two fingers and two thumbs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wort wort wort

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Now I can finally give a thumbs up and thumbs down at the same time

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I know a obsidian when I see one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is highly upsetting.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This’ll be in porn in 3......2.....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't this a second thumb? I mean, I get you have one on the other hand....

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You've answered your own question. Most people already have two thumbs - It's that simple.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

So which one is your first thumb then, if it's that simple?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It doesn't matter. Like how people don't think about which side of the moon is the first side, chronology isn't always relevant. Simple.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(In this case, it's relevant for which is third, not for which is first or second. If that bothers you, blame your education system.)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want people to have an extra thumb just fuck your cousin

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey you know those people with missing fingers? Yeah fuck em, 6 fingered people is where it’s at

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You'd think after one person was fingered that'd be enough but...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

idk why I've never heard of prosthetics being used as enhancers rather than just replacements. This is fascinating

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Imagine the handjobs.

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There is at least one thumbs up my butt and I'm curiously intrigued

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You mean two at the same time?

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don't imagine getting your dick ripped off by a robofinger.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

imagine the handjob if someone has a cramp in their foot...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You went straight there, have my upvote

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*shoejobs

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I feel like the wire would fuck your dick up, if not, the plastic.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You might wanna practice on hot dog first otherwise you might rip your dick off

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Someone had to say it...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I instead imagine a world where this is not the top comment on something as cool as this.

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Hey, I didn't ask to be top comment. I simply asked a question. :)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too true. You are only the vehicle for our misguided votes.

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Never fail to see this gif on these posts

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Fucking love this

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Kind of fits, but doesn't?

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I would happily swap the last two fingers on each hand for extra thumbs.

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You wouldn't. The little finger does a lot of the heavy lifting. You'd be smarter to sacrifice your index finger than your little finger.

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But the index finger is used for so many things like pointing, pressing buttons, and pulling triggers.

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I suppose there's also some debate to be had on whether an extra thumb should be on the same side as the first thumb or on the opposite side

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I'm thinking opposite side where it would actually replace the function of the pinky and ring fingers.

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Though the muscles that operate the bottom thumb would become possibly larger than the muscles operating top thumb...

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1/3 Sure, but those can all be done with any other finger, with some practice. The little finger, however, serves more essential purposes.

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2/3 For example, grab a stick in your right hand and try to wrestle it out of your grip with your left.

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3/3 Notice how much of the work is being done by each finger. The little finger has very strong attachments.

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An extra thumb you control with your feet... that just sounds like it would make everything more complicated.

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I've always thought of prosthetics as a replacements, never quite as additional "features", at the very least it's an interesting idea.

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You've never seen ads in old magazines for a "guaranteed three more inches".

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Sure, like anything else that takes any effort to do well, but given a little practice, it's no big deal and that's why she can try it.

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(Try it as a project, I mean.)

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No. It sounds like a good idea. A few hours of practice should suffice.

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Why not make it mirror your natural thumb?

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As a college project, that's fine. A serious industrial equivalent would use a less cumbersome control scheme.

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This will serve as the basis for prosthetics that move naturally without awkward control schemes. Baby steps.

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don't you mean, more THUMBLICATED?

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omg that was lame

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SHUT UP

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fuck your eyes with salt!!!!!!

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return from whence you came, you vile whore beast

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