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Edit: Just a reminder to make sure you keep your pets inside during the eclipse because their eyes can also be damaged by the sun's rays :)
CheshirePhoenix
ZippyYeti
Brenda OG.
TormentedPenguin
Do people not realize that schools will probably let the kids out to see this?
GildedFox
My wife's work has had multiple people call in asking for the eclipse to be rescheduled.
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
its supposed to rain in vegas on eclipse day. when we've barely had any rain all monsoon season. fuck you, vegas.
Munchman347
But why can't Friday the 13th be on Saturday so it doesn't jinx me at work?...
coreyjayb
Typical Brenda.
Gamma31415
http://imgur.com/DiSe3Wp
ForTheRepublic212th
I go back in September
Spaceorbisgaming
Everybody hate brenda I asked for super powers but no fuck her lol.
CoopBro
We get a special schedule our first day. It's not like we do anything the first day anyways.
shermansherm
Bitch wanted to reschedule the sun.
deechill
Earth's flat anyways ... there won't be no 'clipse...
Milchsteak
Question about school in the US: do teachers get payed during summer break?
Veahmes
Yes, they get paid every other week like most other professions. Source: my mom is a teacher.
TheHawkRules
Did this bitch just ask to reschedule the moon?
annawatermelon
My kiddo's school is distributing NASA-approved glasses to all the kids/staff and having an assembly outside for the eclipse.
annawatermelon
They also went back to school on Aug 10th, so fuck you, Brenda.
tehPhreakmang
My kid is taking a half day because her school isn't doing anything for the eclipse!!
nipplepanties
Brenda is an actress from dexter's last season
DIINKELBERG
And zero brain
pdbravo
Becca is such a bitch, it's a perfectly reasonable request. I'd also like it sunnier in the UK but I just know Becca will be a twat about it
WolvesAndWhiskey
Damn Becca not moving moons and planets. What a bitch.
pdbravo
She's such a selfish cow.
makeamericacovfefe
And by "most kids" you mean "most kids in the USA", which is really only "some kids". My kids are at school. Not #MURRIKKKA 'n.
ITalkAboutGoats
I see you have no chill, too.
makeamericacovfefe
"Fuck you surelockhomes" #MURRIKKKA
MichaelJackson5
Why is the avatar actor Charlotte Rampling?
everythingiseverything
Probably because it's fabricated for updoots
CloakerJosh
This is fake as fuck.
aleister94
Based on?
CloakerJosh
Good question. A) that photo is of an actress which isn't here. B) a similar joke has been doing the rounds on here, which was first.
BenEwanKenoby
Common knowledge.
WhatDoesntKillYou
My kids school won't let the kids out during the eclipse for fear they will look at the sun and go blind (or sue?)... WTF?
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Welp, that's the most retarded thing i'll read this minute.
Brightandshiny
My kids school delayed the start date by a day bc of the eclipse. It's a small charter school but it's still super cool
covid19dadprincipal
That sucks my kids schools have been working on safe ways to view it. As well as providing video coverage for those that can't.
Feanor19
At least one district nearby cancelled school last week because they had so many call ins already.
CrazyGuyOnABike
So by that logic could a kid go outside and look at the sun on a normal day and sue? Sounds like free money...
NotoriousDuchess
Yep it's because of the liability issues.
mrclnmrt
Please read up on the risks before you dismiss them
SolusArnor
The sun isn't fully covered for long, and even a partial sun is bright enough to do damage
Turdmastergeneral
Sue who? The sun? God? Cthulhu? That school is stupid.
ImNotTaylorSwift
You sue the school for not keeping the kids safe. Then you sue the sun, because fuck that guy.
SquirrelEnchantress
People are stupid.
FoolMeTwice
I saw a warning not to let your pets out. People are freaking the fuck out.
fitlex
There was an eclipse at school end time once and we were all walking home heads down covering our eyes like trying to not look at a welder
stoutde
Same, my son is sick on Monday.
buttondick
My daughter won't be sick. She just won't be going to the first day of school.
HashBranny
Parenting done right. Good job!
GoIIum
Hope he is better soon!
stoutde
He'll have a miraculous recovery Tuesday morning, I'm sure.
busydad
My kids entire school district got eclipse glasses for every student and they are having a science field day.
PuppyDontCare
Back in my day we just watched the eclipse through an xray
ColumboVsPredator
This is how you science!
yupthatsbullshit
Private school?
busydad
Public
harshpatel369224
same
MethelyneBlue
Where did they get the glasses? My school has been looking for some.
busydad
They have had them for a while. I got mine in eclipse.com but now you have to pay $150 for 25 (including shipping) and I think it's too late
MethelyneBlue
That's crazy
ITalkAboutGoats
We were just taught to make pinhole cameras when I was a kid
MethelyneBlue
Yeah that's what I was planning on doing honestly.
mwppmarauders
My niece's school is doing that too. They'll still be at school, but will have glasses and be outside when it happens.
benvy
That's what my school is doing
punmastery
The needs of celestial bodies eclipse the needs of the children.
malakim
Please! Someone think of the children!
MediocreExtremist
I am no native English speaker, it is only my 4th language. For my education: 'eclipse' or 'eclipses' in this sentence? Which is correct?
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
I feel like it could work either way.
Skromulator
Eclipse is correct in this instance.
Mistruths
Eclipse; "needs of celestial bodies" is plural, so the verb (eclipse) must be in the singular form to match it.
MrSaturday
Fourth? Damn fine work. Does it become easier to learn a new language knowing multiple others already?
FiveToesRight
Yes
MediocreExtremist
maybe easier if the languages are related; else it is also starting from scratch
Mistruths
Each additional language becomes easier, but if you stop using it, you will forget much of it. It's difficult to stay a polyglot unless→
Mistruths
→you use all of your languages frequently.